Ep. 48 Runaway

like bitches, I like nobody. That's how I feel right now. That's one thing. Yeah, I want some dick. But I don't just want any dick. I want some good dick. Do you have a particular dick in mind? Or you just want like, oh, if you do, what else? I don't want no. I don't want no new dick. So don't want no old dick. Want surprised dick. What's a surprised dick? Surprised dick is right, that's not surprised dick. What a surprised dick? I ain't never heard of that.

It's like, I don't want no dick that I don't know, rather not it's gonna suck the ship out of me or not. I don't want that. That's like, even though you know, phone cameras be saving lives around here because you can wean niggers out like that, but just because the headsat penis doesn't mean he can use it properly. That's what I'm saying. And I don't want no whack ass surprises because there's nothing like getting all fucking wrapped up. I can't fun acting like they did. You A favorite

Martin me that dick ain't hit no ship, sir. How was your weekend? My niece had her sweet sixteen birthday party, so I went over there and curled her hair up and stuff. She had her little fucking boyfriend over there, and ship. It's such a helpless feeling to know that somebody you love and cherished so much is going to go through at least ten years of fucking heartache. It's

such a helpless feeling. Like you could tell them all the dumb bitch stories, you can give them all the advice, and these little motherfucker's s don't want to learn on their own. Why you just can't live through me? That's the American way. I guess why you just can't take my advice, bitch, because it don't work like that. People have to go through it, through it. This little boy is like a damn little dork. I hope she don't listen. She ain't got no business listening to our shows right exactly,

But her mom would be listening. And I keep telling my niece something like that, boy, is how you doing? I keep telling her to shen't know. He might not be how you doing. He might be you know, these kids are different. He might be like the same thing. These kids are all purpose. They just be doing a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and it's not safe follow activity. So that was nice. I'm

glad she had a happy birthday. She was beautiful for her birthday, and her friends, all of them was cute on little girl, how a little nice little asaki shirt? Like how much your parents making? It might have been a you know, I feel like millennial damn thing rich. Their kids look super rich nowadays. Mmm mm hmmm. Well I went to this new spot in Charlotte. If y'all in the Charlotte area, y'all go check it out. It's called Cloud South in shout out to Kiefie. It's a

nice spot, y'all. They even got like like if you spend enough money at the bar, they'll bring a bit out on the casket and she'd be laying down in the kid skint and pop up with your bottles, like killing the game. We're killing it. What you couldn't get a bit like me to lay down in the Cassie? Tell me about here's your liquor. Yeah, isn't a real casket. Yes, it's like a real casket. What type of demon time? No, it's dope. Man, It's different, you know, especially for Charlotte.

They're trying to level up when it comes to our on it's southing and Charlotte, I'll check it out for real. It's a guy had so much fun in there. I had a ball. I was showing out. Maybe I'm like owe some people some apologies and ship. I punched the nick in the face and there yesterday, Yeah I did. He was so mad at me. I was just playing. Now if I punched your ass back that he didn't, But why you punch him in the face? I don't understand. I can't remember. I can't remember it's something he said.

I just he said something I ain't like, and I was like, fop, So look, i'd be talking ship, but I really don't be hitting people. You hit this bitch every time I talk about violence. She's like, oh, we don't promote violence. So we talked back me while this bitch punching random niggas in the face and the clus sorry too, if you listen to girl, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have did that. He was also Rick James Ship. I was drunk as hill man. I was drunk. I'm sorry. I am for real. I don't know why I hit

that nigger like that. He said something out of line. Did you know him? Yeah, that's my homie. That's why I know he's mad at me. You know, did you hit him up and say sorry? No, I just said it lack of emotion and if he's my real friend, he tuned in and he heard the apology that he deserved. Shame anyway, go to clouds out In y'all check it out. Don't hit nobody though, please don't hit nobody live. Yeah, yeah, but that sums up for my weekend I didn't do

much of anything, you know, the same usual. You know, sometimes I just don't want to talk about my weekend. Yeah, lying, she'd be lying to y'all on the weekend. Just know that after we finished recording and then she really tell me what she did over the weekend, I'll be telling y'all the truth. I gotta keep some ship to my self. Man, God damn, you know you'll be looking at your sideways when you'll be telling them your whole life, ye be judging.

So you saw Meg the Stallion. She graduated, y'all from Texas South from the university. Congratulations, nig I'm proud my little cousin or something, girl like just for real, my eyes had got terry when she was walking across the stage. Girl the well. I like Mega Stagg too, but I want to cry for her because she's I mean, it's like, all right, most of us go to college not for education, right, We go because we want to get jobs that will make us money and provide us the type of lifestyles

that we want to live. Right, So she's already in a position to get everything she wants. Would you have continued to go to college if you already got the money. Yeah, why not you already you in there? I would have you know, um, I definitely wouldn't have rushed it. I probably want to finished on time, but she man, I would have dropped down soon as my friend I'm I'm as soon as I'm a savage win number one. I would have been like, fuck you school. Well, obviously she's

a finisher. She started ship and she finished was a very very good trait. Unlike my fucking self. I don't be finishing ships. I'm starting a new I know that's right. I don't start finishing get my agree back expensive as bill hanging on my wall. I want to go to law school. Well, not necessarily law school. I just want to practice law like Kim k like she did, like the apprenticeship through an actual lawyer and law firm. In California, there's only a couple of states that let you do that.

You have to go to law. I know I want to, I really want to, and not that I actually wanna, um practice law. I just want to be a lawyer. So maybe she just wanted to finish her finish. Isn't that the same thing? I may not ever, actually, you know, go to a court, I just like, listen, I'm already a good lawyer. I can argue me. You just listen, I am. I have represented myself on multiple occasions and have been successful. So you're more criminal than a lawyer.

It was, what's just saying, I have been my own defense attorney. You gotta be. All they do is you read the fucking law. All they do is look at the book, read uh previous cases, check for precedents. Ship like that. Like anybody can do that. The funk. You just have to pay them a bunch of money to do that. Ship. You could read a book. Meg now she she also got uh um. She was given the eighteenth Congressional District of Texas Hero Award after graduating as well.

There's a bunch of videos out there with her receiving that and her hobby little party. I like them getting married. I know they aren't married. I'm hoping they get married because they look great together. Yeah, I like them. That's cool. But that's dope that she got that award. And to shout out to Megan, that's cool. You're doing dope things and you are showing girls that you can be a hot girl and a smart girl at the same time. They can be synonymous that I I was jealous at one

point that she was fucking party. Really like him? Who is he? He's a rapper and he's like he goes right for Cardi b Oh, Yeah, he's fucking fine. I like him better than her money bags. So back to jail, Jesse Smillett, juicy smooth, the guilty. But what is he guilty of? Like being dumb? As it's being dumb because he didn't really did he really commit a crime? Like what was the crime? Being a liar, being a narcissist basically that's what he's guilty of. And you know, is

he he being a black narcissist? Get your jail time? Apparently? So, I mean, I think it's more funny than it is a crime. I don't think what he did was funny at all. Yeah, he had a lot of people like an uproar because it was during time. You know, there's a lot of people being shot by the police. All these differ of things that's going on. Um why, It's

just why? And I guess the LGBTQ community plus are also upset with him because now he feels they feel like he has set precedents for um, like for what situations and exactly what I situations in the in the future, But they just a liar like and just dumb. I don't think what he's what happened was funny. I think

the lie that he made up was funny. White man with a mega hat on, Like if you're talking about nigger from Empire racists, don't watch Empire with the funk that I've never seen that show and do any like real life like white people that talk like that actually live in Chicago, Like I feel like they're gonna get the ass what up there? No, it's the white people in Chicago's plenty white people. They just know. I'm not saying yeah, I'm right. I'm not saying like there's no

white people out there. But any hunky tar white people like that up there to do that to him, I think they everywhere child, But I just don't think they would know that he was on Empire. So why Chicago police say that they wouldn't have arrested him if he would have just apologized. But it's because he drew this ship all the way out, continued to fucking lie is

why he ended up being prosecuted for it. M So if something that he could have actually apologized for and not even have had to go to trial about If he ends up getting jail time for this, that would be really some bullshit because really his crime needed he needed to pay by an apology, not time in prison. But you know, sometimes you know, if you lie, you're supposed to lie all the way to the end. I hate to have a nigger like him. Boy, what you what you did? Man? I killed somebody? What do you

do a lot about white people? With me? And shed? I go, I can't. What's the worst lie nigger ever told you? He loved me? Oh no, I'm still say y'all. Look, let me tell you about the worst lie think and think ever told me. I remember one time I was with this dude and uh we we were actually at a hotel room and I didn't really like the next Like, when I got to the room, I'm like, how long

you been here? Because it just looked like he was there longer than a day, you know what I'm saying, Like all the towels and wash lots was used and ship like that, and um, it just looked messy, you know what I'm saying To say, he just checked in right before I got there. So he was like, no, he'd been there for like a day and a half. So I was like, okay, so he don't live there, but listen, it wasn't until the next morning, Like I don't know how I slept, but I'll ever stick in

my hand underneath the pillow. It was a bottle of k y jelly underneath there? What I mean, That's what I'm saying. And this nigga swore up and down that it had to have been left there. Mind you, this is a nice ass hotel and then like an expensive hotel in nice area, Like, boy, what the fun was you doing? Dry pussy your ass? What was you doing? One of the two listen crickets on that ass nigga talked to you, dookie flag that's a brown flag. Yeah,

that's a shitty flag. Because he just kept lying about it, Like at what point did somebody make this whole beat up and leave the bottle underneath the pillows? You may

tell me didn't change the sheets, that's what you. You want me to believe that they rented a hotel room to you that they never cleaned and left the whole bottle of k See, he should have said, baby, I got this for you, but you I just turned out to not need it something, girl, shame niggas lying like somebody buying them, lies like some lives costs because you acting like you're making money off of them. They freach out because I pay for him. The fun these niggas

is giving away last for free every day. All right. So I read the other day that Georgia is launching a guaranteed income program in where black women only will receive eight hundred fifty dollars. Now what you think about that? What kind of plot is that? Now you know how I get with political ship? Bitch. I don't funk with nothing that don't funk with black men. Yeah, I know it's black women. Why do keep trying to separate us? Exactly?

And you know there's gonna be a lot of black women like yeah, yeah, yeah, girl, let me get my a fifty please. Fun. These niggas can't do ship for me, the government giving me a fifty every exactly. They just repeat in history basically because we can look at that as like a welfare checks. And now you can't have a man because you want housing and all this other ship. Why you want to Why does the government only want

to elevate one group of our community. That's some bullshit, and that is a former white that is like perpetuating white supremacy. As far as I'm going, and we're helping, black women would then be helping because if our men are never going to be in a position to take care of us, right, you know, like, what the fuck? That's some mootion. I don't understand why they only want to give black women money, right, that's weird. I mean, if they don't give it to you, take it. I

ain't telling you not to take it. The thing is is that they shouldn't even be given it, so as a collective, we shouldn't be accepting it. Like stop trying to give our reparations to a couple to different people, like y'allin gave our reparations to the whole country. V these P P P and e idel loans. Y'alla gave out reparations to the fucking Asians and the immigrants you to pay back. But what I'm saying is, oh, yeah, well, y'allless stuff is being forgiven, not all of it, majority

of it. They have loans, right, they have grants right now for giving e I D L loans E I d L. But some of the money you're gonna have to pay back some of it. The majority of people I know that received the p P P, who have legitimate businesses, were able to get that stuff forgiving. So the money that we keep trying to get from them, you know, for reparations, they've divvieded out amongst the whole country. That's how I feel. Mhm. You know what I'm saying

as opposed to you know, the community, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and they and they keep doing it. So now this is just another thing to make us shut up something. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that one motherfucking bit. I don't know what they're trying to pull, but I ain't with it. Georgia, do better, Yeah, do better, Georgia. And you know, it's a lot of like how you doing men and women down there? So the like the and sorry if anybody gets offended head on hetero sexual

black men beyonder attack sometimes sometimes all the time. Yes, that's what I feel like, even by me sometimes because sometimes it's fun, y'all. I swear to God, I love y'all, but I still want to suck y'all. So I love y'all most days, but god damn, why don't listen? I swear I don't block every nig. They had my phone number access denied. I don't even know y'all know more? Who you know me from? Where elementary school? Go that way? Man, let's pay some bills. We'll be right back, y'all. Yeah.

So did you watch the free Larry Hoover UM concert? Yeah? I did, and I um was late for work the next day fucking with Kanye and Drake. I didn't catch it because I didn't realize that ship was on fucking prime. Yes, it started twelve thirty the hell, oh, I guess maybe they was in Cali. They were in Calli and it was still to start nine pm Cali time, but they didn't come out to an hour and a half after. They didn't start until ten thirty, oh naked time. Yeah,

but I mean it was good. At first. I was like scary because I was like, uh, they're sinking about Jesus. But it's looking kind of demonic to me. But the music was you gotta see it, man. It was all dressing all black. You couldn't see nobody face and they was doing like, huh, that's all that should that being scary movies, you know what I'm talking about. But they changed the words to like I funk with Jesus or something like that. I don't know what it was. It

was something like that. I don't know. But but then they started. Kanye did the old Kanye songs and that ship was lit. Drake did all his good songs. I think he did more new songs. Kanye took it all the way back. But then he did do the one song and he talked about he said, um, what do you say more more? Um, what's the word? I'm looking for something? He just said Kimberly. He put him in the song like basically, baby, I need you to run right back to me. Baby, I need you to run

right back to me more specifically Kimberly. And I was like, ah, he want his bitch back. And she was there, right kids, I know, I don't know, yeah, I think so, I know North was there. They showed her like northe yep. So, but look, that wasn't that song made for Ambrose. That's what they said. The song was originally made for Ambrose. And then he just said more repurposing the song right. He referbished the song for killing. I love Kanye man.

Kanye be tripping. You think he's going too hard for Kim? Yes, that's his wife. That's how can you go to her for your wife and family? You know what I'm saying? Like his whole thing is ship. We ain't divorced yet. That man is fighting for his life out here, and I just think it's it's a lot of powers at hand. I really feel like maybe Kanye just want to be there to protect his family. I don't know what Kanye be thinking about, because then he threatened to harm her.

At one point, he was episode you lying, stop lying on my goddamn brother. Let me look, I said, stop lying with my brother. Now you know I'd go hard for Kanye child. Please, Kanye did not threaten that girl. That's what we're gonna do. I don't know. I don't want to, dude. It sounds like it like why you want to make the black man out to be like that? Okay, see I read it wrong, and see this is why

you gotta read y'all. Kanye West reportedly threatened to show the world the truth by live streaming any intervention his wife, Kim and her family might try to involve him in and that was like when he was going through that really uh yeah, because he was like, I'm not man, it just seemed like a manic episode to me. But maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, And I guess to protect himself, he probably would want to broadcast it. But yeah, like you said, you definitely can't go hard enough for your family.

But you know, sometimes like women, I feel like women have a real high tolerance for bullshit a lot of us and men are used to that. And when like you wake up and be like, man, funk this ship. And you know, when a woman is fed up and what you can do about it, that's the real thing. So she she's probably fat up and she like, man, I'm not dealing with this dumb ship no more, and might be in a in a good place right now, like peace. You know, Kanye Kanye is forty one. I

think his dick probably slowing down some. And she's got that young dude probably sucking this ship out of her. Hey, like I heard you had dick for the industry, heard that that dick probably pale star in Your dick ain't the same you want that pale dick. Kim they're the same complexion. And nah, hell no, that dude is white, like the real white, like white people beige. But that white, I don't know, she's not. I mean our media is that like, I don't know, Kale, that guy is very pale.

Kim ain't that pale? Can't be wearing self Tanna. I cannot believe Kanye lost his bitch. That guy future, I'm gonna get my bitch back. WHOA. I can't believe not he might get his woman back. Man, that's the mother his children. You got four kids together. Although he only be talking about Um Northwest most of the time. She'd be like, he'd be like North and the kids North and all the other motherfucker's we had. I wonder if you don't feel the same connection because they came via surrogate.

I mean, but it's still like them. It's still their DNA and they look like absolutely call you ask it's crazy, you know, him doing that at the concert. It's sort of a form of manipulation. Men may not see it that way. It's sort of the same lines of you remember when Cardi and Offset was going through it and he came out during her performance and Um basically asked for her back, like trying to get her back, like you put people on the spot in that way. She's

there with how many thousands and thousands of people. Kim must be really done because the very next day her ass was like, I want to be legally separated. I want to be legally single from that niggam. I mean,

how is it not adultery? Though? If they're just now filing for separation, how how would she legally be what already with somebody else that they haven't went through the courts everybody else doing it but publicly that's weird alright, So a j what is the grandest gesture someone is done to get you back or what was something you did to get your nigga back. I never had to go through extremes to get my nigga back because I'd be trying not to funk up to have to go

to an extreme. Yeah, um, I mean just like the flowers, maybe a trip that type of stuff. Have I haven't had somebody go super big, that's that would be about it, like sending a bunch of flowers and ship like that. Now. I remember one time, this was in my mia twenties. My nigga had caught me, uh messaging another guy and I was singing some ship like oh we would be a power couple to another Micha. Oh my god. He was so mad at me, and he was like crying,

I'm sorry. I wasn't really like serious. I was just you know, Facebook flirting with a nigga, A girl I had a big all always caught me a lock y'all showty. I was sucking all month long and just beck and call girl, just trying to make sure my nigga didn't leave me. Hey, like that might be what I've done. I might have suck a lot of dick, That's about it. Cried, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I went to the wren talk to the lady. She's gonna see me on Thursday. The

lady said, we've even together. Shame, that's probably it. I really went through the extreme. Man. You know, I have a not not saying I don't know how to apologize. But when I don't think i'm working wrong, even when i'm wrong, if I don't think i'm wrong, it's like like sorry, period. Sorry. You don't know how to be sorry. I guess I don't know how to show remorse. How the other person thinks you should show remorse. I wanted. Yeah, I mean no, because somebody can just tell me sorry, Yes,

I need I need change the behavior. You don't even have to tell me sorry. Just change your behavior. And I'm okay with that. You don't gotta tell me sorry. You don't gonna say I was wrong. None of that. Ship, that's it. No, I need all of it. I need just singing on my voicemail. Really violate you. Sorry. I love what we do again. I need to crying on

my voicemail. Yeah, sun that sometimes niggas violates you so bad to where like, sorry, nigger, can you bring me the sun right last for that motherfucker and pull it down to me? Because this ain't cutting it. I'm sorry, isn't it? After a while? I'm sorry? Don't mean ship, m So yeah, what's the greatest gesture anything is I don't even really know against gifts and money and yeah, that's about it. And that's just regular ship. And this is don't when the nigga got a lot of money,

it don't even really mean nothing. Right. It's like when a guy who's like has average money and they do something grand, It's like, okay, that feels like, you know, that might have hurt you a little bit to do all of that, but when they reached ain't nothing that ain't even hurt your pockets a little bit. You probably had your assistance. Hey, go get there some ship nice and send it to her because I'm stay right sorry on it. Thank you, thank you Ashley as you finished that,

can you s too? Yo? Shame man, that's terrible. Yeah, I never had nobody do not super spectactically, just the flowers and stuff, which I like. I like flowers. I like fresh flowers. I try to buy some flowers every week. So somebody sent me some flowers, Like I got me some flowers a couple of weeks ago, like the weaker rikad Thanksgiving. But thank you love. I was saying, I got this bouquet of flowers for my birthday from on this guy. And it was the most beautiful flowers I've

ever seen. There were roses. I think these roses was like I don't even know if they was like real. They were so pretty, man, they were the most beautiful bouquet. I love some flowers. They get you a couchie coupin Oh yeah, I won't say that. No, my fucking flowers. Don't get you know, couchie coupin they pay off one of these credit cards of mine, couchie coin. If I like you and you buy me a beautiful bouquet, yeah, that's it. You're easy. I thought you was hard. No,

I ain't if I'm already fucking you. Oh and you're saying, and that's and that's no, I ain't talking about a random nigga just buy me some flowers, now, busting it wide open. No, I'm talking about somebody I'm already dealing with, and they piss you off, that southing real bagh No not no, no, no, not based off a pits off. I'm talking about just some random, random, beautiful bouquet of flowers. Not I'm you're trying to get back with me and then you just send me some flowers, And now I'm

busting the wide open. Though. M that's just a start that might get you off the block list. I don't know. I'm pretty sure Kanye and Kim have been through therapy because they've been together how long now, at least like ten years, right, I don't know, long long enough? Yeah, so like, what what could he do? They have all the money in the world, right, he can't buy her

ship that make her come back. She can buy anything she wants, so and I think that that's when that's probably what makes it easier for her to not go back either. It's like, you got all the money in the world. So I really loved you. We were together, I really loved you. It's just all the kids could even need. I kind of saw them splitting. Um, I

don't know what what event was this. This is the like one of this is like the Matt Galla one year and she had like that brown latex tight skin tight thing on outfit on you remember, and he all that hard story yeah with the with the brown skin

type thing. So I remember an episode on the show he was like giving her such a hard time about this outfit, like about it being too revealing, and She's like, you knew I was gonna wear this for the last several months, you know what I'm saying, So why why do you wait the day of when I'm putting the outfit on to have a problem with it? Cause her all this like unnecessary stress right before the show with

a smile, she did herself. Yeah for years. I don't know why you get you know, right, and then Kanye like he on his spiritual journey and stuff like that, Like that's that type of thing could cause people to grow apart. Yeah, you know, and I do believe she's toned it down a whole lot for him. But it's like she used to be, Like, dude, she had one when she was like pouring champagne from her butt crack and it was spilling over into the mouth of some ship. And that's like a U you know, who was the

original who did that? That? Uh? A photo shoot like that? She was just doing her Um, she was reenacting somebody else's photo shoot like some ventage ship. Um. I don't know. Call you asked me fucking wilding. Now, I don't know. If I know Tony is as a Gemini, I don't know. If I could deal with that nigger, then motherfucker's be retarded, Okay using that word shut up retarded. I might be a low re re, but I'm not the whole retarded.

I usually I'm usually the same person every day. I know they say geminis have split personality, but I don't be waking up and be somebody different. You know what I'm saying. You pretty much know what to expect for me. But some some Gemini's man maybe on some bullshit them may Geminis really be retarded you and Gemini is a little bit more retarded. I'll say that. Oh, y'all, I'm here to tell you. If you're a Jimni you're listening, you're fucking nuts. Girl by cry baby asked crank cancer cancer,

cry baby cancer, cry baby cancer. I owe my ship. I cry right now. I don't care. Hey, look, I'm I'm a cry baby too now. But bitch, if I stopped crying, I want to fight. If you make me cry, I want to fight. You haven't seen that meme that said if we arguing and I stuttered, I'm gonna punch you in the face. That would be me. Man, if I lose words, I want to fight. We we talked back to not condone violence, promote it lies being told, well, listen,

let's go to commercial. We'll be right back. Dumb bitch stories because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once or twice. So I do have a dumb bitch story from one of our Instagram listeners. Let's hear it. So it says, y'all, this isn't really a dumb bit story, but I need some advice on how to cheat. My birthday is January one, and my boyfriend doesn't really have money like that to take me on vacation, but that's

what I want to do. We don't have any kids together, but he's paying back child support for two kids he has with his ex wife. I've been chatting with this guy went to college with and he wants to take me to Barbados for my birthday and I'm going period, but I don't know how without having to break up with my man. I need some advice on how to keep my man and go on the trip. Girl, what you think, Well, some motherfucking hole whole wranglers we go. I have a whole advice to the world, and the

whole world, in the whole world shame. Oh all right, so I'm gonna give you the demon, the demon on my shoulder, and the angel who I'm trying to be in my life, the age. All let's start with the angel advice. Girl, break up with you man, like, don't be out hair doing that. That's foul. You're gonna go on a trip for your birthday with another nigga and then come back and act like you love your nigga. You're not happy, just go just break up with him and go with the new nigga and live your best life.

You know, he don't sound like he's gonna be able to give you what you want for a while. Anyway, he's paying all this backchat supporting ship, right, So my good self is saying, break up with him and then go do what you want to do and live your best life. There's a million niggas out here, find the one if it's the lifestyle that you want to live. Now, the whole wi being gonna tell you this, Uh, start a fight, Yeah, that's exactly what the funk I would taking.

Bit start a fight like you're unhappy. Oh that's so this is awful. I feel terrible and dude, it ain't no, no, not really. That's the only thing you're gonna be able to do it start how the fun You gonna go away on a trip without you're gonna have to start a fight and making seem like you're mad about something and you don't want to talk. Your birthday and New Year's and you know what the thing is like, whoever you went for the New Year's who you're gonna be

with for the whole year. Leave that nigger. I was telling her not to lie because she's not gonna be able to enjoy her vacation child like having to keep up with that cell phone and all that bullshit. You can't post pictures exactly make it nah na, bitch, and ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. Nikkas do it all the time. What you mean, and they're gonna work. Nikkas do it all the time. You know why nickas do all the time because I'll dumb ass be acting

like he ain't lying. Names is not gonna act like you ain't lying. They you're gonna be like, bitch, I know your ass out the country. I'd have been in your email, like you left your laptop here, Bitch, I see a fucking ticket. Where are you? You're gonna come back and your ship on the street, come back and have a ten when it's like thirty degrees at home, you come back with a fucking ten. I don't know how she's supposed to do that. Break up with him

and then get back with him when you get back. Yeah, if he had, if he'll have you, that's not cheating. Damn that's how we live in our life. Not me,

but this whole want to do this next street. So she was like a young girl, like she looks like she's like so not without getting too much detail, Yeah, she looks about twenty five years old, and maybe how old man with these two kids been married before, like and got back child support already if you don't have any children, Like, why are you even want to deal with that? Well, that's not fair because I know a lot of women as all men with kids and they're happy.

You know, No, no, no, I'm not saying him and having children but already having the back child support thing because like, yeah, because you're getting married exactly, that would be her debt. Or you could have a child by the child by this guy and you'll end up not together either. But oh you back child support? Yeah, so why you He sounds like he needs to focus on himself anyway, So he's kind of being selfish by sucking with you in the first place. That's how I feel. Yeah,

girl going in trip. Girl, break up with him and go on your trip, or don't break up with him a lie and go on your trip. Either way you're going. She's going. She already said, she going. She said, period, girl, these mother fucking host be existing out here. Girl, they're everywhere. YEA, thank you for writing us, though, and I hope our advice helps you. And we hope you said because you

know she ain't easy. You know that's scary. You know you're taking a dangerous chance playing with people feelings like that for real. You know that man love you, That hurt can be real, and what you're doing is deceitful. But have fun. Hey, like said, that's some pictures. Oh boy, but I don't know, child, that's rough. Well look that's how the funk we got for y'all. This week Live Chris is coming up. We're about to do some Christmas shopping all that good ship. I ain't buying nobody ship

this year. I might buying my nieces and nephews. Actually, wait a lie. So for Thanksgiving we picked names and out the hat, so everybody has a name, just buying one gift for one person hundred dollar Max. I got my um, I got my brothers in law. I got my brother in law. H I picked his name from the hat. Is it supposed to be a secret, Yeah, he don't hope he don't listen he might, Well, you're sucking up the surprise, man, Just nake getting a twenty

dollar gift. I'm about to surprise everybody and not get them nothing. One year, I bought everybody scratch offs and guess what, I signed my name on the back. Look, bitch, if you win, we'll go cash this in together. Right, you get half. I bought everybody scratch offs. These motherfucker's could not believe I signed my name on the back. No, I'm getting my God Baby. I'm gonna spoil her for Christmas, but that will be it. I ain't doing nothing. I'm

not in a Christmas spirit. Tree. I didn't even put up my tree yet. I've never put up a Christmas tree ever. The most I've done I had like some little owls, little Christmas Christmas owls. That's it. I never put up a tree ever. Mm hmmm mm hmmm. I'm gonna try to do it tomorrow. I hate that I just bought this tree, so might as well throw it up and put some empty boxes under it. Make it look like I bought some ship for myself. Shame well,

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white people. So y'all don't want to talk with us, right, I'm just gonna start talking about your last I was trying to be your fucking friends. See see what the funk are you? Girl? All Right, y'all's official tam bam. I love y'all. Y'all follow me on Instagram. Bye God blass you, thank you for coming out. Goodnight,