EP. 45 Who Made the Macaroni?

look at it, y'all. Anyway, Thanksgiving that episode we got some co hosted day introduced yourself. Guys. What's happening there? Brand Uh? You know, glad to be here waking back nation high tail. Yes, and we'll talk about my drink if y'all smoking because we is on the earth. Um, I guess that's my time. Yes, what's up? I'm Burpie and a j I'm back in the streets. What's up all that play you drink? Burpi? Come on, stop playing with me. You're doing what I all night and talking

about it. I don't I don't want to be a part of It's Thanksgiving. Y'all, Happy Thanksgiving this Giving day y'all. So what are y'all grateful for? Uh? To be honest, just being alive? You know what I'm saying, Um, I don't know about y'all. One, I lost a lot of people, um COVID related, not COVID related, But I just have a lot of deaths. Like we had a lot of deaths in the comedy community, stand up community, um bat family members. So you know a lot of that stuff

just put it, puts a lot of it. Put a lot of stuff in life in perspective like small like if you're not doing something every day that at least make you happy. You know what I'm saying. You know what I mean, because you just don't You just don't know when your time' is gonna be called? You know I'm saying two of the depths side experience where random is hell, Like I lost a cousin to a blood clock.

Like know what I'm saying. The vaccine No, no, I don't believe so, but I don't think it was vaccine related. But you know that's and that's black man not doing the correct thing and getting a self checked that that's a whole another subject in conversation. But I'm just thankful to be alive. Man. Like a lot of people, a lot of people don't have the choice or the option to be thankful. So the fact that we have an option to be thankful, I choose to be positive and thankful.

I think all of us can attest to that. That we lost some people in whether it was COVID related or gun violence or current it's a lot. Yeah, alright, p Young dolf Man young God. Mm hmmm, yeah, saw that they had a shootout with one of the guys. Supposed one of the alleged shooters at the got killed last night. No, mm hmmm, one of the shooters got killed last name. I mean, but they've been posting a lot of stuff, like they've been posting a car and

the car being the dog video a few times. They've been posting the same hat and all other people, which I think a lot of people have that hat. So but then again, that could be somebody saying somebody up, so you just never know. Memphis in the same car. The car was used in another shooting of a woman a week ago or a couple of weeks ago too. It's so much different. I don't think people understand, bro,

Memphis is one of them cities. Bro, it's clearly why they using nice cars though I don't understand that drive eyes used to be in four escorts. I don't think they don't got they don't got good back seat room, so they you know, I'm saying that the newer cars they got bucket seats that say this was too though. What does these is doing? But the back seat is still bucket. What I'm saying little leg room? Sit up?

And I thought that thoughts back. You know, I'm not doing this not we would joke about any motherfucking thing I'm working. That's how the sun Black Peo would get through life. Man, comedy, did you did you introduce yourself Burbie? I did to a j what's up? Okay, I'll just play what's that? I'm Berbie Man. That's that's it. I'm just me. I'm Burbie. Stand up. Why where do you

get that name from? It's my nickname. I have a twin brother and he couldn't say my real name, and so he started calling me Burpie and it stuck with me ever since I was two. Mm hmm, what's your real name. You got warrants Jeremy. No, it's Jeremy. Think about it now now why his brother could not say birthie from Jeremy. We were too, We were too We make just making shut up. We just I don't know. I don't know. It's the twin language. Again. Black people

don't have nuncy. Everybody call me Jeremy, so it's kind of right. It's Jeremy, yes, but Nigga said Jermy. That's right. Yeah, there are some Jermanys. You know what I'm saying. There's there's no e after that. All. Yes, I don't. I don't have the time to say the whole thing. What's up, Jeremy, that's just too much dog a whole another name rather than calling you your real name. But yeah, that's how you got burpie. And that's crazy because I knew Darren

for two years without knowing his name. No, lie, big baby, that's what you call No, we did not know each other's name at all for two big baby to like years later, until how do you get that name? Because you got freestyle funny beat our our host one day, just readily. One day at a comedy show, he was like, every group needs a sex of right, so then you're either gonna get last or so you're gonna get in between.

And he would say every group needs one, and he was like, this is ours, y'all give it up for their big baby brand. And so when I used to come out, you would get mixed signals, like half of those to be black, Oh my god, it's out. The other halfy like sex of wait for winter baby, they're gonna be. So that's that's that's been my stage name. Okay, hold that thought one second. Let's pay some bills. Y'all got emmercials? Yeah, it's real, Right, do you have a

hard time getting win? You ever had a nigger speak one on you? Tab like some viagara or something? Yeah? Oh yeah, absolutely this is not you and I knew it. How many times have y'all tapped out? We're gonna flip this interview with interviewing y'all. How many times have y'all tapped out? I don't tap out? What do you mean tap out? I don't tap out? What does that even mean? I don't know what that means. How does a woman tap out? I don't tap out easily? What you mean? Like?

I can't take carpet. That's enough, tad Man, hurry up and bust so I could be done. I'm done, Like I'm I've had enough. We probably don't want to do it in the first place, if we like that, like we probably just because you feel like it anyway, how the debatable. No, I'm like, hurry up, I probably didn't want to start in the first place. No, no, no, no, not hurry up. But you've y'all been going for a minute for a while at the point where you're tired.

You haven't got about, You've got a couple of things off, and now you're just like, what is what is wrong with this? Na here? I just laid there like a dead body. So he finished. I can't do that. That's why Bill, you know he got he was drugging with it. That's he's out now. But possible, not possible when you eat, when you eat, pussy, but my pleasure and not yours. What do you mean that's a different kind of animal. No, keep going, she's gonna tap out. She's not gonna tap out.

If you're doing all of that, I'm not tapping out. Mm hmm. That ship is like sports, especially riding Dick is like sports. For me, it's like a whole athletic trying your times. Well, you don't have a woman like style. I can't take no more style. Probably turn her no no more. Maybe your coucci got dry, Maybe your tongue was stiff and it was starting to hurt. Like why he's stiff tongue in my clearterest. I like to see you. I'd like to see how y'all flip it. But it's not.

It's not. Yeah, y'all not gonna sit here in all your years of life and tell me you ain't never tapped out. I told you what I do in the morning. They talking both for the showers. I get it. When I gotta be working on it's a reputation, I get it. No like y'all just talking about like a nigger just sucked you so good that you just couldn't take no more, Like, oh my god, this is just too amazing. Please stop. I don't even like, yeah, I, oh my god, Darren,

I can't take this no more. You're eating my pussy so good. I can't you have that's what be happening. Then I'd be like I just did that to get the first thing out the way. Goodness, yeah, y'all, nigga's got some inflated egos. Bro. You know, you know you don't have a boil, be a death start. I didn't even know it was gonna be like that. They already I got some questions. It is some of that ship fade while now what do you mean, like is it not? Everything is like fresh off the dome, like y'all come

up with them songs and ship. Ain't no way y'all come up with that ship right away. Now. They may tell you, I think it tries to make it like it implies that everything is improvd They try to tell you. They'll tell you at like ten o'clock the night before what you're gonna do the next day. You gotta have it all prepared by ten o'clock the next morning, which is a quick turnaround. That's a quick turnaround. But right,

but I mean some of it is. Some of it you because in the moment you'll think of stuff right in the moment, you already have something prepared. But you will think of something in the moment and you're like, oh, this is dope. I'll come up with this. But the majority of the time, no, it's not. Let me tell let me tell this is another reason why something in the beginning of the first couple of seasons I had

some of that ship was a freestyle. But in today's comedy and today's since the world, with everything we say has to be kind of like to be approved, because you can't you can't you can't um black people. No, no no, no, you can fit you can defend black people. Terrible, Yeah, I just can't fit. Yeah, you just just anser to the jokes attention. They talk about shooting cop, cops shooting black people. They hear that out all day. But you say something by the trans, lesbian, gay pers and we

gotta take that out. We gotta get that out of there. So it's it's it's everything has to be screened in Just look at the level of guests people used to come on there. Now, you know, don't nobody want to get talked about don't nobody want to get talked about viral, don't nobody want to be you know what I'm saying, a lot of these musician artists that used to come on the show, they really can't freestyle. So just think

about how that got to get in it. We have real on the Terrible I love Justina, she'd be killing it and they have no filter. That's the thing. The freestyles on the show. They'll go at those rappers or those artists or and then they'd be stuck. Like I've seen some ship where it looked like it was like some real beef. Like I feel like it was one episode where what's the one guy? Yeah and his old homeboy that was about to fight at it? Uh, what's his name? I can't think of the boyd ain't Yeah?

Were they not about to fight for real? Did they fight in the back? Why do you let you stressed out? Did you see spoken reasons on the episode? I said that was gonna real box. They might have been like slapping each other. I ain't say it was gonna be like a now it's real life beating. It was real life beef between those two, but not on that show. Yeah, they're not scrapping checked for really, ain't nobody while not gonna fight for real for real ship hit the fan?

Not for real nobody and the ones who little ain't on the shooting. Hello, you know what, they will scrap you buck. It's a couple of times. It's a couple of times she had to put his head on my chest. Bro let me tell you. I'm gonna tell you something about a big baby. He don't like nobody when I say nobody, big baby, don't like nobody if he rocked with you, with you, but I don't like niggers. I don't like bitches. I don't like nobody. But people say

that ship, I really like. People got it sucked up, like the social media ship got people thinking that your best friend. They know you. People and people people fall in love with a big baby on Instagram ship. Maybe listen, match, What the fuck makes you think I want to match with you? I don't even know you. Yeah, because when I said that to you that night in the club, you was looking at me like I was crazy that Like damn, I actually do know you. I'll be seeing

you the shop. I do know you a little bit. You had cut, you know, because the game, but the game itself grimly, I don't have somebody following home. I didn't been held up at the gunpoint. I don't have any shot of robbing before. I don't experience I don't have comments that I've helped into the super duper lane. Don't even acknowledge me, like I didn't have nothing to do with their career. So it's a whole lot of ship.

I don't deal with it. Didn't like, not even that like to to achieve some of the things I have and not had. Certain people just to be like, I'm proud of you. You take notice of that ship. I pretty sure you I got. I'm pretty sure you'll got friends, home, girls, family, everybody you might. So you gonna share my podcast? Never damn right, never shared it, never shared, and we see it right right right. I go out of my way to funk with people ship when they have stuff going on.

You know what, if I see somebody doing something, I'm a make shote, posted, repost or whatever. But all that ship plays a role. Man like I get. I get. I get thousands of d ms every day, people asking for money. I look on their page. This will follow with don folly, But you got the nerve the d N I don't even know what I'm doing. I don't know what they trying to give you, no digital currency, but they want your money in real life. I don't have those problems. I'm not that famous. I don't have

those problems. I'm just sick all these niggas send to me their SoundCloud link. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of all these think of people trying to get me to put them down with Charlottagne about some ship like I just put myself on last week, and I know this nigger forever last week. Shout out to Charlomagne. Shut to Charlotte Mage Dollar and Charlotta Magne show up every time I see him. Yeah, Charlemagne, A good dude. We're we're not being in plenty rooms. He never shaded me ever. Bro, Yeah,

damn brand, what's up, big baby? Like shock that nigga knew me one time. I didn't even know who he knew me. I was he paid, he paid attention. It was when we was doing Joking Off. It was when we was on Joking Off and he came out and did episode and he was like, hey Bert, what's up? I said, you know, you know you can't ask. I still be shocked by that ship. We was at the Horner's game, was on courtside, right on the floor. What's yeah. We had hornless players tapping us up. I was like,

me for real. Nigging from the ticket from the other team in Boston was like, hey, bro, he did but he ran, he ran to our side of the court just until there and then and I was like, Okay, that's dope, dope right now, speaking of games, is it okay for guys to play video games like in a relationship? Already said like I couldn't be with no nigga and play video games? Is she single? No? She with money

back him? Oh, I'm thinking, I'm thinking the singer. All right, let me give you my take on this, all right. And and this is coming from a guy who played video games about all of four weeks, like real aggressively, like with all the distractions in this world, right, co workers, women in the past, uh, just going outside period. If you're a black man who got yourself together, my nigga,

you are a catch. Right. So if you're doing something that keeps you home, that keeps you happy, why not if it's not missing up bills, if they're not missing up times, do that because if if they they don't have nothing to escape too, he's going to escape to somebody else exactly. So either he gonna you gonna let that nigga play that game, or hes gonna play you bit Like listen, I'm just go ahead and put that

out there she's lying. Ain't no way, because I'm pretty sure money Bag played Mad and he played Madden for money. And first of all, you can make money off of playing the game. Done that plenty of times, And like Darren said, that's an escape for us. Like if I come home for work and I want to get on the game for a little bit, I don't want to think about what I just did. It where the kids at school, I ain't gotta worry about them for a

little while. I ain't married, no mon back in these streets, so I don't have to worry about these other woman. What's up, Agent, I don't have to worry about these other women. I don't have to worry about nothing else. I'm literally playing the game as an escape to get my mind off of everything outside of these walls. I don't want to do nothing else. If you don't want to be with me because I'm playing a game for a couple of hours a day or every week, then

I don't want toy dog. They being as productive as a woman would want them to be. So like you said that, I'm glad you said that in order and that's all you do. Absolutely that's right. But if your ship is in order, bills are paid, Ya got saved, You're straight, cars are straight, dropping dick off, dropping good dick off to the point where she's like, oh my god, you're so amazing, stopping. I can't take it anymore, and did you still good? I want to go back to

what they said. I don't even immediately A was like what a man a woman thinks a man should be doing. He's not productive to how the woman wants? What do that mean? What does that mean? What is productive to what the woman wants? Well, me, personally, I've never never really been with a dude who would just be playing

games all the time. But what I'm saying is, if your house is not in order, and this nigga is playing games, like I know a person, I know a people very close to me, person wasn't working at the time, nigga is fucking playing video games all day. Like that is not acceptable. Okay, okay, okay, since you explained that, Okay,

it makes sense. Yeah, that ship is not acceptable. What if he's doing interviews, right, he's going on job interviews, and then after he gets done with the interviews, he can't play the video game like what he's supposed to do, like until they all need to be cut. Nigga, these clothes need to be why it's something else you could be doing, right, I don't understand that. What So okay, let me ask you out. This interview has been flipped.

What are their roles? Are their roles between a man and a woman in the house whatever they side decide them to be. And it just depends on the dynamic of that relationship if both people are you know, uh, individual contributors to the big pot. All responsibilities should be on everybody, but we already know like oftentimes women may

take the bunt of the household responsibilities. You think, so yeah, man, y'all just say y'all need to bring money to the house and the digging and that's all women think men should do. No, I want you to do all kind of shit in here. I hate I hate washing dishes, help me with this ship. I hate cleaning toilets, see because it's a lot of times. I don't think it's any roles in the house. I don't think a woman has a specific role. I don't think a man has

a specific role. I just think as an adult, you know how to you should know how to be responsible. And take care of your house. Whether it's if you see his dishes in there, like you said, you don't like to do dishes. If you see his dishes, wash

the dishes. You gotta ask nobody else to do dishes. Dishes. Now, if it's something like some women don't like going to get the oil change or pumping gas or something like that, just being a gentleman, Okay, yeah, I'll take your car to get the oil change or pump gas if I'm in the car with you. But don't you drive past toy gas stations. Come to the house and tell me to go get you some goddamn gas, because I'm not gonna do it. How are you gonna know I drove

past two gas stations. Just take your ass to the gas. See get out, it's light outside the suns love, get your as that car. Swape your look card and gonna put about ten dollars in this. I want to slape your card. Then give me that cost Sam's Club card. And you've got that deit card, nigger. Oh my god. This is why I like when I like when men like feel my gas tank up, and I like that

ship too. I like when they can sneak money on my person, but don't say nothing about it, just going my person is like surprised, I kind of well, still give you cash because we got cash. Mr Willily be putting that money in my purse. Mr Willie always leave me some money on my person. And we were stole in the streets niggers. We have me peeling off cash. Maybe I'm sick of y'all. We like nigger to be having them not man turn on. We like money phones.

Then leave a money phone in my purse. Phone it's germs, it's COVID that. Now I'll give an high come just do it. Ship the positive emails. I said, all that would you like for the man to do? What do y'all do for the man to whatever? Whatever he would like? I see that you're gonna try and throw a little puss. How about want done? Listen you you need a little dog. Let me let me tell you. I do whatever needs

to be done period. That I'm saying, that is saying something whatever needs to be done in your in your household. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, Like what y'all just you just gave me a list. You literally just gave me a list of what you want like for the man for you. But your answer, your rebuttal to that is what you like to do is because I would gonna put my own gas. I'll sketching my own all change like I'll do all that ship too. It's just nice to have somebody else to do it. Of course you

put money in his wallet. No, I ain't put no money in Ill paid for breakfast naked, so you can't. So you can't throw a little up. So I'll get the shooters about to draw. Listen, i will put yes, I'm talking about I'll talk about at all right, And she had to catch herself that. She was like, you know what, I'm working her take this ahead and go no, no, no no. I remember a time where my my boyfriend at the time, his money was real tight and we

had planning a um. He had planned a date night for us, but then his money went right, so before we left the house, I gave him the money to take us out to put a well you know, he planned it, and then like some famili ship came up that he had to take care of you. If you got money where your reserve money gonna mess up your regular money, why are you playing a date? Well, that's just it wasn't messing it up when he initially started planning. That's what I'm hearing. Yeah, yeah, how bad. It can't

cover what did go it was. It got real bad, It got real money. Yeah, money was tight tight. Think y'all couldn't go to cook out or nothing. No, we wasn't going to no motherfuckering cookout. Birthey don't play with me. That's a date. That is a date. Okay, let's just say. I ain't never been on a cookout date. By the way, you did your big dog, so you like my big dog? Yeah? Yeah, we all going out on first dates, y'all taking uh is a Starbucks first date? Deceptable for you? Starbucks? I

don't even drink coffee. Um, no, that's not the first date for me. What y'all I had? Guy has invited me to Starbucks though, to have coffee. Look at this, I don't know a first date because you gotta put some of my start into it. That's it. It's so dumb to me. First date planning is dumb. I'm gonna take you to a little comedy show, come to my show. As a matter of fact, that will be a date. Come to my show, so you can't. And I'm here. You know I'm safe, so you can see how I

operate in case this goes any further. This is gonna be what you're gonna be a part of. So can you take that? Can you handle that? Can you be a part of that? Number One? When I get all stage and the show is over, we can go drink. We can have some drinks, we can get some food, we can talk, we can walk to the car, we can have It's all about the moment. The date ain't about the setting. It's about the moment and what you're

in and how what you make them come on. Ye, I like to be able to talk on the first date. So I don't want to go to the movie theater because like so, I wouldn't. I wouldn't decline eating and nick as Starbucks, but I wouldn't consider it at a date. And I only I don't even stop about somebody. We're gonna do all that talking before the day. So right, because you're sitting there, I'm getting to know you through text or if we met on a date. Now texting.

You can't know anybody via text, that's chairs be texting. Hell no, nigga, I need you to. I need you to talk to me so you can hear my demeanor and high sound and high and I don't and I don't and I don't know listen. I don't know if if y'all don't want to hear the truth agressive, listen to me. Bro. If a nigga takes the time to listen to you about your day, that's really much pretty much the same. But y'all find a way to try

to flip that ship every day every day, keep that nigga. Yeah, but I'd be wanting to hear about the nigga day like I like when niggas called me with like whatever happened with them to day? Like don't nothing be happening? Be the same thing? Don't have the five should do be happening? I had to log in, I had to put the charts together at work. What do you want to hear? What till I get home? So y'all don't have anybody y'all talk to every day every day? I

got all that candidates too. Hey, I guess I was tripping there because I'd be like, why the funk I talk to this nigg of a day? Like if I tripping you want to talk to everybody every day at least ten minutes. I don't. But we can text though. It don't have to be verbal talking. I can text every day because I want to miss you. Like if I talk to you every day and you become my partner, what we're gonna talk about later on in life. You're gonna be partners. You're gonna be in the house talking

every day. No, no, no no, Like if I'm at work, I ain't said none of this. I just said I don't want to hear it. That's me thing. I don't want to I want to miss you. Well, a lot of relationships get messed up at people get so clingy they want to be around that person all the time every day. I don't want that. I don't want to be around you all day every day. Give me the

chance to me That's why I'm on the road. I love going on the road because I get a chance to miss whoever is my my girl at the time I get a chance to miss you, I'll hit you and be like, Okay, I made it in town, I'm here, blah blah blah. And I get back home and be like, oh baby, I missed you. Look what I got you. But then the next day when I'm still in town and you come back and be like, oh what you give me today? Guess what happened they work? No? No, no, no, no, no.

You need to hear what happened at work? What is happening? People don't like to talk to people to more, People don't want to see people they like no more. What the fund is happening? Nobody? I just said, big a dot want to hear? I just say you wouldn't. Yeah, but you know what you're talking about work, so i'd be talking about other ships. So I feel like, yeah, what is the what is his response? What you want to talking? What's his response? You're what's going on here?

It don't have to be yeah, that's crazy, exactly. It don't has to be anything that happened today necessarily. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, you need a massage. Well, we're gonna try to suck you think we want to watch motherfucking cars racing, spending Willie videos with y'all and ship like that or oh look at this touchdown. We don't care nothing about that ship either, but we just listen because y'all did, like, So that's a grocery store. That's crazy.

The cabbage went up. So look y'all taking bitches for Thanksgiving? A nah nah no your girl, Yeah, y'all don't have a Darren fell out his cheer y'all. How soon it's too soon to take a bit some man, you don't take it bitches home for facegiven the what that that bitches are you taking? Like? You know how some when is it time to take your girl to your family? I feel like I feel like that's something you're in a person. There's no timeline. It's up to the person. Man.

Because I'm not the most family oriented person, but families love me. M you see what I'm saying, Like I have my own issues, but then my family that you know, pass and stuff I've gotten over, But that's not going to deter me from you know what I'm saying, because most women are very family oriented, Like they love their mom. They love it that I'm so different, Like I'm so different, Like I probably talk to my mama like three times a year, you know what I'm saying. Like, but other people,

it's like it's in them. So you know, I don't have a problem with being part of that. Yeah, because because every every woman I have every day that mama daddy loved me. It depends like like it really depends. Like don't get me wrong, I love both my parents. Grew up with my mama and daddy, but I wish I grew up in a single parent house because just because of different issues that occurred, you know what I mean,

when we were younger, this thing. But if I'm bringing somebody else into the fold, I'm gonna bring them around my family when I feel comfortable enough with them to be like, all right, I want you to know everybody that's involved in my life. I want you to be around every aspect of my life. It ain't no ninety day period. It ain't no thirty day period. It's just

when that level of comfortability. M hmm. Yeah. So is it true that a man can take you home to his family that's still not funk with you like that? I don't know about that. I don't know that you're not gonna meet my family and I don't with you like that. Yeah, because that's a different part of that's a different part of me. I'll drive up to the house, running the house and get something to leave you in

the car. No, No, if she don't go in. So here's like some of the mixed signal relationships should have women getting ship twisted sometimes right because that we think that damn, he invited me. He invited me to his family house. You've not been around his kids, you know what I've been for Thanksgiving? But still in a relationship. Yeah, he still ain't committed to you. But you're under the all us relationship a play. It's all a play. If

you'd have met the kids. He wanted to show you that he had good daddy so he could tap into your emotions. To your side of it, that's the truth. Come on, Burpie, ain't little. And the fact that he could always use the kids and excuse because you don't met him, right right, baby, I got you know, I got the bulls. Damn remember the bomber just drop my kids off randomly out the blue. I can't meet you tonight. You know that, This is why the fun I don't. I don't do that ship. But I just but I

just know, nugas, you know what I'm saying. I'd have been through a lot in life where it like, you know, I've been that nigger or I know what nigga who's done that ship it was, you know, So, dude, women be tripping on men just don't have integrity like that. I think it's both. I don't know, do y'all. I'd be tripping, I like, But the thing is I'd be tripping, but then I'll catch myself before I fall. Like you're tripping tripping about? What what is it that you're tripping about?

I don't know. I'd be wanting people to like me at the same capacity I like them like like that? Why I just be thinking, Nigga's supposed to think exactly the same way that I do, and when they don't get upset, I'm glad you admitted that. Damn bam solid therapy. But why do women feel that a man has to like them the same way that they like them and they have to speak the same type of love? Lane? Now, I know we're different. I know men and women different,

and I just yes, I do, I definitely do. And then relationships, you just gotta find somebody who has the same definition of love as you do. You know what I'm saying. So if you won't be tripping, j please keep smiling, keep smiling. But I don't think you do. I think you have to accept and understand the other person's love language, because you might want to be loved a certain way, but that doesn't mean the person you with loves you any less because they don't do it

that way. They just do it a different way than you do. That's what I'm saying. So then that that could cause problems. If if my love language is to see touching that type of stuff, and then my nigga is not smacking me on my ass randomly while I'm cooking, it's a problem, you know what I'm saying. So you have to find somebody who has the same speaks to your language very exactly. Y'all do too. The things that I feel like men men are stay in unhappy situations

for long as time man for no reason. Instead of going like y'all try to fault us for finding our happiness, I had to learn, I'm back in these threets. What's up? I could I could be in that? You know what's ain't working? You said you'll be anything, I'll be right, I'll be right there end and like you know what, let me let's go, let's step away out. Remember when he walked away, he was around pitches in the room.

He was like, you know, you say for me, you know, here's the third this I could tell like the end, the end game, make gonna happen, so a little I don't want to waste show time. We would appreciate that. We women would actually appreciate that. I don't know I'll do that. But when you do all, but when you do that, that's what all of a sudden, she wouldn't flip or do everything you've been asking for right for a week, my make it to the house. I got my house built. She didn't make it. Damn my ex

I left the house. I kind of do people even know how to be happy with each other anymore? Nobody knows how to take the good with the bad anymore. I think that people have expectations. Excuse me, they have expectations, and then too, they don't verbally communicate without without having attaps attached anger or like some type of emotions. You should you should be able to communicate to someone what's going on properly without timid, getting emotional, getting upset you.

That's the base of it, all of the things from communication, bro, you have to open your mouth. Both parties. Both parties don't don't set no expectations. Now, I know that sounds crazy, that that's not sound crazy. But when you set an expectation for a person, if they don't live up to the expectation, now you feel some kind of way to especially if you didn't communicate your expectations exactly. But if I don't say any expectation and I do what I know I can do for someone, and if they see that,

they reciprocated, and I'm cool. But if I'm mouth is not broken, if I feel some type of way, I have to say something or I can't sleep at night. So if I tell you my expectations and you can't meet them, you should walk away, right, I agree, if you can't meet them. Now, some niggas out here just petty that won't do it just because like a girl. That's stupid. But if you cannot meet them, then yet move on. But a lot of niggas get attached to what they see, what catches their at They see the

girl that they talk to. Oh she's so fine. I gotta I gotta do this. I gotta break my back to meet her expectations. Here them about your business. I would like that, get the funk on through, get the funk on through. I want you to bring your back to meet my expectations. And my expectations are so small, dog because I'm the catch. So okay, everybody, everybody should feel like there's a catch, not even that. I just know what I preached to the table, my nigga. I'm

a successful black man. I have a degree, I made great money. I will travel verse entrepreneur. I can finde. I could give you the bro we can find it endly tomorrow. And I could blink and I look at nothing funny. Don't forget. Don't forget, you make bitches tap out on the dick. I ain't flying the we can fly out of hole. I'm when I'm like, I'm proud of it. And I know, like that bring is brod. I know the average nigger can't do that ship. So I'm not sitting a situation where I'm not happy or

at peace about I'm just not. I don't happen. I'd have been unhappy in life for so long. Uh huh, Like it took so long for me to pick me and stop trying to lift everyone and do all the other ships. So now I was like, my nigga, and and think about it, I'm not even upset about it. It's cool right right, It's cool today, so it ain't going high. I feel like it should go. I'm getting out of there, like I don't have to stand there because we have a different perspective because of the industry

that when y'all know about it too, we have. We see women differently because we're on that. We're on we view things, we view relationships, we do, we view friendships, we view all that type of stuff differently than the average person because the average person will stay in a bad relationship or they'll stay in whatever a bad situation for however long, but we won't because it's like, hey, I got something to loose, I got a lot on the line here you feel boy, we're dropping gyms today?

Is this your interviewer part of the show. It's so fun, these niggs right, the little things bells. We'd be right back stories because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once or twice. Show, right, h got dumb bitch stories and we got the Stimp series. It's just telling us about the time where you got played by the opposite sex. So either one, y'all got a simp story. Y'all played. Yeah, Darren, you know who I'm talking about. I said a name. I don't care. I name't Janille. No,

go ahead, what did so? Man? She was a whole story short, but I was in love. Your boy was in love like that was the one that was gonna be the one. Like she she broke She damped me. One time I met. I was a year old in her she was a freshman. But my sophomore year I got with her. Then she broke up with me. We got back together her senior year, and um, I found out that it was a dude who went to a and T with us who was trying to pledge, but

he would never cross they would never cross him. So he tried to start his own fraturnity and then he wanted to start as sist a sorority. But in order for the sorority to get started, three girls had to bust Dawn, three dudes, all three dudes in the same night and him and his to his partner and the three girls. They got three girls to do it, and my girl was one of the three girls. But this bitch was already a k A. I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you why are you so, y'all

you cry? I'm triggered. Did you cry him? No? No, No, I didn't cry. I didn't cry. I'm trick. Did you fuck her after that? The same night I had to give her a goodbye dick? That's it. She had four dicks that night. Oh no, no, not the same night that that happened. He said night that I found out. It happened prior to me finding out. But I found out you ate that thing too that night. No, so I couldn't do that animal, No, I couldn't even kissing the mouth. She just took this regular old ain't no

fourth play dick? Oh dad, you sucking through the boxes that they're gonna get his night? Three your jeans in the front, put a pillow over her head, and mother that bit. Oh I hate her? Why y'all bring this up? You cried, You cried when you came a little bit. She cried that night. She cried that night because I told her get out of my pop. Damn, you bust that pussy open and tell her to get out. You think he's gonna stay. Damn, it's three others. You're gonna

stay with them? And I found out because the dude who wanted to start his girl wanted to talk to me. So she was the one who told me because sometimes girl, Yeah, hey, let me tell you, the real player. Ship is getting the nigger getting a woman without mentioning this other person. You got to hate on somebody else to get the dick, bitch, I'm gonna beat you upon a man. Don't care how you getting. You can hate at you if if it just behooves, you can. I just have a piece of

corner of a submitted the pussy. Please, just just just just to get me to the evening. Alys. You don't have a serious word, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta ship. It was what was I think a sophomore year. I was at the get Down to get Down downtown. You know that boy, bro? Yea, we went to college together. That's why we know these stories. It was a check out, like man, it was cool and I thought it was a vibe you know that college. Bro. Look, I put

it head back telling the story. Hey, I ain't gonna column. You're gonna follow up with it every two weeks, bro, every two weeks, every two weeks. Bro. She the one. Bro, I'm done, I'm done with the whole. She so I definite forget it man. We'll just get get downtown man. Next level in the building, they was hosting the ship and they had it was a trade song. This is early trade song. This has just gotta make it trade songs like he even that bigger yet just kind of

make it like his shoes with dirty air. So trade songs on stage or whatever right where to the front rocket because at that time, you know, he for gingering up Calada, you know whatever whatever close to you. Try to act like that's were cool. They hear you know what I'm saying. I think up singing the song and ship, yeah, you know what I mean. Him and the girl made I contact like, bitch, I brought you down here, like what did you doing? I'm bowling like that, hey, I

bothered the ship. And then they can start singing and then they'd be like, yo, I want you to come come with me. And she's like me, you know, like what the fuck that with trad song? You're fucking like, damn trade songs. Stole your bitch, Mrs Steer, your bitch, she said. She said, okay, what's not what's wiping the mouth? When she said we don't do that, I gotta, I gotta all the life. Though about two years later, bo I got that revenge was there. I can see why

why do you took? I can see that boy, I had to get out of there. Oh, what's y'all stories? That's what I want to hear. Now, we ain't got no stories. Look, we got one from our listeners though, m h, we're not told. I've done bit ship a million times any time. Mother's got damn show. All right, So we have a a dumb bitch story or advice

needed from one of our listeners that says help. I've been dating this guy and after watching his I G story one day, I realize that he's good friends with this other dude I used to funk with and occasionally stow chat with over d M. Mostly I sent this guy news before, and yesterday the one I'm dating now sends me one of the pictures. I'm horrified, and I haven't responded to the message yet. I really want to say funk both of them, because we're supposed to be grown, right.

Why is old boys sharing my news and the nerve of this other nigga to send me the picture? I really liked him, and I feel like I should explain, but I'm sure his view of me has been altered. Should I just take the l sincerely a dumb bitch? Yes, yeah, because because because it's one of them, one of them with a matter of fact, both of them wrong. You know what I'm saying. If she chooses to share a new with you, my nigga, you keep that, you know

what I'm saying. And even if even if you're trying to tell your boy you know I used to talk to that, you can tell him that without showing him that, or you just shut the funk up and make sure to see if it gets serious, you say something but you like and then him sitting her like the dudes, that's some secure insecure you know, because everybody do it. So what did you get say for? Obviously, like I'm ship a little freaking let's see what's up. You know

what I'm saying. But I do understand. I do understand. I do understand the aspect of not dealing with somebody at homeboard dealing with dep with because there's a million women in the world. It doesn't sound like she's in a relationship with either one of them. Likely clearly the first she sounded more serious about the second dude, and

she did the first dude. That's why she's sitting the newde That's why todde the first dude, that's why he sent the news because it was like he's gonna send on news and no girl, he was in a relationship or he really liked an't gonna let his homeboy see it as a man. If I'm just knocking something down in my home and being like, hey bro, look at it right here there, girl, man still here. Look if it's somebody would be like, hey, I like her, I want her to be my check. I'm not gonna show

them that right now. The other the second hit that sucking point exter. Why is he coming back to her like, oh my god, look what my friends sent me. You sent this to him? Like what you get your nudes from her? You know she a nude sender. Get yours my nig right, and you can't hand me down nudes. But that's but that's that's its second generation. Like that is for them, She said to say one of them, like, I know I never seen you're pitching. Why then is

this nigga sending me a pitture? I send another nigger? Now you could have sent me now she would have sent me the same one. Then I would have had a problem with the bed, but she would have seen me something different. Okay, she care about me, y'all. Don't like recycled nudes? What no, but but I feel like women have a certain amount in the folder in their phone that they see it like I do. Thank you. She has always be the perfect And I'm like, you ain't.

I'll just see you just said the same new the different niggas before having you me. Yeah, I just said the same new to a couple of niggas at the same time before. What ain't she going through something that that as of recently? This is a while ago. I'm just saying I've been scared to same news. Now. Man, I really happened to me this year. I'm not sending nobody ship. I'm not recording ship for real. Unless I recorded.

You're not gonna gloss over that, Like you didn't just say that what you had some crazy ship this year? What was that ahead? You know to talk commercial break? What's going on here? Man? It's rough? So let me y'all. Would never put your old lady like on the internet, y'all. Having said that, like that right, Evan, I'm my old lady. No mm hmm, interesting up there there. I never okay, okay, you I would. I would never Yeah, no, no, only fans, none of that. I'd be performance. I ain't trying to.

I'm giving a whole theatrical performance when I'm in the bedroom. If I know my ship going out and I'm looking at the camera, but I don't just about to say, I'm doing a choreography in the buns but like one and two and three and four, boy, what camera I'm talking. I'm biting the fun out my bottom. I'm doing all that and something my stomach again at the same time, stop a deep lunge, sticky. Yeah, you'll never use. Ain't worry you don't never use. Just dick is exquisite, ain't it. Hey?

You should have problemated my dick. Dick rubbing the hair. Look at me, Look at I've been telling her a look, Look at the camera. Look at the camera. Say super fred to list. That's why they bit just be tapping out. They tied up up fucking doing movies with y'all. Last you see it is rehearsing. Say that again. I like it. Say it again one more time. For the listeners. If she's been drinking, not get them crazy right there? Every time?

Every time? Do it now? Now? Who boy? Yes, sometimes when you asked a woman to come and come in, she fake it for you. That's what I'm cool with that. Ain't taking no nuts, man, I ain't with you if I gotta fake it and I don't expect it to So I'm not gonna stop because I know you're lying. You got your sucking mica. I'm gonna keep going. I know you just lied to me. I didn't feel nothing, ma'am. What are you doing? Stop? It should be some type of evidence. Oh right, they're going to extras. That's a

little too creamy to be mine. It was a mental It was a mental orgasm. Girl, look at the inner wait wait no, no, no, did y'all just hit the bullshit? The dam's head ship? Every mental orgasm? What is that? Just like gotta have the internal Yeah, who's not many? A lot of men are now practicing uh semen retention. So it's like an internal orgasm. Hm, you don't won't release. You just get to the peak and then you stop. Yeah, it's supposed to build mental stability. I don't want mental

stability while I'm having sex. I don't want mental stability. I want to be stupid. Beats of you, not every day. First of all, he led, because if we have a sex, ain't no more blood left in my head. See, I should don't work on me. You ain't gonna ship. You want to get there and then stop. Okayt of fact what, I'm almost there. It's almost too late, so oh it's all sorry. Earlier, if I feel a comment, it's a rap. I ain't gonna try it one time. Just try and

see what happens. If I'm in the last twelve shows, listen to nothing. It's going to stop that from nothing, literally nothing we can we cannot go back. But what if you try it and you find out that is amazing? You're just trying, you know how. There's some things you want to try to know, some things you don't give about. I'm about I don't give about that, like, so to

explain this to me? So you get it, you get to your comats, I guess, and then what you have an internal orgasm, like you come in your mind and then you stop having so dumb like who thought of this? Who came up with this? It's gonna be a form of meditation for you, like you don't have like all, it's gonna feel like EU four you right, you know it's not. I've never know what you're unconscious for them folk seconds? Boy, what could y'all imagine if you could

come for like fucking fifteen seconds? No, no, you'll be retarded when you come out soldia and will leave my body. My whole body will cramp up. I got ten seconds, maybe ten seconds, but fifteen No, I'm not that's way too long. That's shame. Look, we all wrap this up, man. I enjoy y'all, y'all. Yes, this is fine fun with y'all because I don't do this me either. Thank you. Yeah, we're grateful. So plug yourself and telling where to find you. I was haden this your board by bread um Aggie

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