Dumb bashed stories because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once or twice. All right, listen, So today's um dumb Bach story. I wouldn't I wouldn't really say it's the dumb Bach story. But she's looking for some advice. Um. It comes from one of our listeners, the email I have an interesting story to tell. Hold on, the title of the email is Triangle of Men. First of all, so exactly, she says, I have an interesting story to tell. I'm currently in relations with three different men. Let me
tell you how it started. The first man, my love is someone whom I've known for a long time and he used to be my man, but he is now my ex slash male best friend, funk buddy or a friend with benefits. I literally talked to him about any and everything. We both love each other and want to grow and get married and all that. This guy is a total package, including the best sex ever. I mean, every time we link it's a movie. My only thing with him. He's single and says he's not completely ready
to be tied down again. Let's be honest. He's a womanizer, and he's and he's Scott Scott damn and he lives out of state. For me, he got made trust issues since we broke up. He says he's been in three terrible relationships and hasn't had a loving relationship since me. I want to be with him and there's something telling me to wait on him, but also still live my life until he's ready. Who this is what she said. The second one is also someone I've known for a while,
but not as long as the first guy. The second one is someone who was a friend first and f w B second friends with benefit like I literally depend on him to be my listening ear and also give me great sex whenever. He's my own call guy, and he's completely okay with that. He's made. He's made it clear he don't want nothing else as far as a relationship since he was since he has had a failed marriage. This guy second lives in my city and doesn't mind
being my side nigger. And lastly, the third guy, my ex who thinks he's still my boyfriend since we're living together. He's a nightmare. He's a nightmare. He's handsome, but his personality just makes him ugly, just terrible. She says. He's always complaining and nagging, I honestly think he should have been born a female because just by the way he's acting. I met the third guy at work, and me, being the freak that I am, I let him give me head at work. Next thing I knew this nigga moved
in and never left. The only good thing about him is that the head gives, but even that is not always great. The sex is horrible. I literally, I literally feel like I'm going through the motions. He always claims he's gonna leave and doesn't want to be in a relationship with me no more. But no matter what, he doesn't leave. I never wanted to be the relationship in a relationship with this guy, but the but from the jump,
he made it his business to be with me. Nobody in my clothes circle likes him, not my family nor my friends. The funny part is the first guy and the second guy know about him, and they don't like him. They always say, funk that nigger. I say the same thing all the time. I really feel like the only way he'll um get the picture is if I leave and pack up my house. I'm not at peace in my own home, and I know the only way to get him, and I know that's the only way to
get him to leave. I'm just tired of a bullshit with the third guy. What y'all think about my triangle ament? And lastly, what y'all think I should do with the third guy? It was good Listen. I don't suggest you spend money to move. I suggest you go to the magistrate's office and follow eviction. If he's not on the least following eviction to get him the funk about your house? If you really want him gone? Or did he staff of the rent? What's happening? Yeah, and the head So
it can't be that. No, hell no, no, it can't be the head because she got just answer benefit, but the half of the rent. That probably is what it is. I didn't even think about that. She was already exact, get him out of there. There's gotta be a way, like you said, exactly, do something. So her first guy, the guy that's her best friend, but he lives out of town and he's not ready for a relationship right now. So basically the guy that that she has lived in
the house is a stand in anyway. You don't even like him, you never liked him. Yeah, yeah, he needs She clearly knows her opinions. I just need to get that one, and she can keep the triangle the person that will come in replace of this obviously like person that she hates, like, let somebody else fill that role that doesn't live in your house, and then keep the out of state you got the in state friend that
is a friend with benefits. Kick the one leg of your triangle out and bring in another a little bit. You could just have the two one way. You'll need three, but she probably again out of town one all the time, the local one, and the other one's just a friend first, so she's gonna need that. She gets head from the guy in the house, she gives dick from the guy out the house, and then she gets the love of her life out of town. She gets the magic out of town like once a month, and it's probably the
It's movie magic Baby. Damn get that dude. First, she found three somehow, But you know, if you get three, like one of them but one constant, this is how I do it. Obviously, keep one constant, the loved one that's out of town, and then have an agreement to funk around and then have fun. I don't know, I feel like that's the way to knock, get yourself all wrapped up, and I think he'll leave, and you know the other one, you know the other I just wants
to be a friend too. And then like every now and then you have the great sex and he's in town. It's like that's literally bonus points. That's just like you got to bonus points because they're both not ready. Now go look, get this fucking dude out of your house though, and then go look get out there and trying to find something that you want or maybe but like I don't know what that's like, but I'm trying to calm
down myself. Let it show for a second having problems with the guy in the house because you're not fully with him. Like maybe if I wonder what would happen if she eliminated the other two guys, Like if she eliminated one and her relationship with three be better because he ended up in your house. This is just like the other thing. Everyone I know right exactly, I'm not she got he might be a whole will say how you just pick up and move into somebody else's ship.
You staying over there one night too many because the other two availability dicks weren't available this guy was always available, and you end up with a d She ended up with some side dick. Basically that even on side dick like, that's what you probably get when nobody else available they were. He was actually probably the unavailable dick.