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EP. 22 " Flewed Out 101"

Jun 17, 202137 min
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The world is opening back up which means more woman are getting flewed out! So its only right that this week Tambam and AJ school the ladies on how to properly get flewed out and what to look out for. But first they get into some trending topics surrounding baby fathers as well as answering a question about white woman wearing "boxer braids" for their segment "Ask a Black Friend" . In addition, they provide at least 9 rules when it comes to getting flewed out, and if you can't follow these rules maybe you should stay at home!

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We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who talk back. You know Spanish. That's it, little bit old like coming to y'all. Miss me, y'alla a j too, mooey picknyo. What's very little? You know me? Very little? I know very little? Standish. Hey, y'all stand down, and it's a j And we welcome you back to a new episode of We Talk Back with your Besties. And you know, the world is opening back up and bitches just getting on planes, and we just want to talk

to y'all about getting flute out. Yeah, we got we need to talk to women about the what's the world about the proper fluid out etiquette because y'all got the game fund up. I see 'all here. But before we get into that, so we can school these bitches, how is your weekend? I got flut out whatever. I went to poota kinda over the weekend. It was closed though, like they have like a quarantine situation going on and just restarted, so like nothing was open, closed were clothes like,

So we didn't do nothing. But like the beach was open, was it hot? Was the weather? Oh no, the weather was all right. So it was kind of like cloudy the first day, but the next two days it was beautiful, So it was nice. I mean, I enjoyed. I got to just relax, which is probably what I needed instead of too much turn up. I've seen you, girl, I see girl. I ate a real carbon and at least forty five days at this point. Well, I just had something. So there is that poet what carbs your head? That

damn chocolate and the freezing. I got the sugar free ships in the cloud. Look, I don't want to eat it last night because I still was faster, but I said it's nice. Right, that was good. I need the sugar out. I have a crackhead when it comes to sugar. Me too. That's why I had the bottles. If y'all are addicted to sugar like me, Russell Stovers has like sugar free recy cups and sugar free turtles. Yeah yeah, man, I'm she was hit. I ain't touch your turtles now,

but I didn't eat one those recy cups. It was good though, but you can only eat one, That's what I'm saying. Like I feel like I'll keep eating them. Yeah, you have the ships because they sugar free. Anything sugar free you eat too many. You're gonna be do doing? Really? Give me two more? Yeah, I learned the hardware. This is not a nice laxative to me. What about your weekend? Um, I didn't do much this weekend. I went to Florida last weekend, last week anyway, but I ain't do much

this weekend. Cool hum, and figure out what the funk we're gonna do for this week. Try to learn some stuff. Anybody out there who know how to use premiere and final cut all that bullshit, you want to be an intern for our show? Look, hit us up, please, bitch. We need fucking help. Okay, we need you. Appreciate its left. For the most part, it was chilling the whole weekend. I mean literally Saturday, I didn't get out of the house of like five o'clock and it started pouring down, raining,

so that the whole weekend it was raining. Crazy. Well I did, I had the phone for you, Thank you any time. So let's squeeze in and ask a black friend question. So this week Ask a Black Friend comes from a listener by the name of Juel came in via Instagram and she says, Hi, my name is Juel, and I have and ask a black friend question, why do black girls act as if they own every hair style? I mean black women wear blonde here, That's what she said, bitch.

I mean black women were blonde here all the time. You guys straighten your hair and by here too. I recently went on vacation and got boxer braids. Car Rolls is what you got, and I got so many hateful comments on social media for them. I have seen this happen to other white women before as well, and I think it's just so unfair. I was writing just to see what you guys think about it. I love the show. By the way, Thanks, hey Jule, thanks for writing. In

first and foremost second, we do on every hairstyle. We literally can do everything with our hair. You know, we can do everything with our hair. Um. I really don't give a funk how you wear your hair. Honestly, I would never be one of those people in a in a white woman's comments talking about her hair hair. I don't care. As long as you didn't braik your hair down and then put black face on, We're cool. It's the black face for me exactly. So yeah, and first

of all, they're just corn row. Uh, They're not to be used with actual corn. I've seen that, well, you know what in slavery, here's some here's some you know, little education for you jewel. They would hide rice and bits of corn inside the braids that you call boxer braids to have food to eat when they're trying to sneak away from slavery. So until you put some corn and rice in that thing. But I've seen a bit

put in corn and they dare in corn rows. A black white lady and corn in the corn room because they're corn rows. So she just wanted corner, and that corn goes in the corn row. And they're just called box braids, not they're calling the boxer braids because that's how boxers where they're here when they box boxers. Okay, so they're box braise because of how you part the hair. That's the box braids is like the long plaids. But the boxer braids aren't what we call corn rows. But

here's the thing. Boxer braids are usually small French braids because they don't know how to do an actual corn room. Hey listen, so where you're here, how the fun you want to wear it. I'm not here to judge you for it. I will wear, we've I will wear. But I used to wear blonde hair for years until I win black. I'm like, you know, this looks really classic. What the fund am I doing? But blonde hair? Can? Black people do have blonde hair? So when you say that, like,

that's totally incorrect. Exactly. Black people come in all shapes, forms, sizes, hair texture. You got curly hair, blonde head, red hair black people like seriously, so that doesn't necessarily apply, right, But girl, do your thing. Boxer braids your ship up, bitch, we don't care. Thank you for listening, though, we love you so for this week and stupid Internet new is not calling them stupid though. Did you see Eric Amina in Safari and how the beef in? Oh? Yeah, man,

that's a sad, sad situation. I get some type of energy from Safari that he is insecure about who he married. The world may never know, but what we do know is that he wants to be present in the the delivery room when she's delivering their child, and he went to a judge about it. How do you feel about that? Should he be allowed to be present because he's the father? Absolutely, especially if he wants to be president do you know how many women would love for their kids father to

be president in any like capacity? But shouldn't um the delivery room be a space of love? The energy should be all pleasant energy for the mother who's bringing this into the earth. You know, why wouldn't you want her to be in the most beautiful space. Yes, if you're bringing her something or maybe he needs to change whatever it is that he's doing to make her feel more comfortable and more in time. To have him there for the birth and going to the judge is not well,

you got to bring the white man into everything. Yeah. I just maybe it's just that serious because maybe he's like, I'm the father, so I should be their type shit, And she's like, no, I don't want you there, And I feel like, yes, the woman is giving birth, and if this person causes you that much mental anguish, maybe they shouldn't be there. Right. That's how I feel like, if if I can't be at peace, I don't want to know Nigga like standing over me like, yeah, bitch,

push my baby. I'll use stupid dumb bitch. You know. You know he's already trying to take custody right the other daughter, So it's like, I'm literally pushing out his child child. I gotta fight him about these kids now, right, So it's just kind of unfair to her as a mom. I feel like, and I don't feel like a judge should be able to decide who's there for me to bring life on earth. I don't like because I don't care. You know what I'm doing. You know there's we can't

make babies without being that's the truth. But Nigga, you can't push this baby into the world like nothing. You can't do that. I gotta do it. I don't know what it need. You need to kiss, Yeah, that's what he needs to do. And I don't think a judge I don't like again, I don't like the government of my fucking business, and I don't think the judge can even force something like that. I don't know. We're gonna see in a minute here, but I hope not because

that just seems very um man. He just seems kind of toxic nowadays. For some reason. He's always the first to run to the internet when they're having problems, but not then when they're splitting up, like you don't know if you're gonna work it out or not. Now you look crazy because you don't put hair in the media that you're no longer together. You're getting back and forth. Yeah, like, keep be dumb bitches in private, please until you're ready

to not be a dumb bitch anymore. And you know what, it ain't necessarily we are, Like any relationship goes through those highs and lows and ups and downs and breakups and stay together. You break up at least six times before you really break up, you know, for real, but just don't share it with the social media. Like the world don't need to know unless you found a way to monitorze it. Don't tell the world. And now she's about to be back on Love and Hip Hop. I

thought she said that's for broke people. Exactly about back the Hometown Homies is supposed to be on Loving hip Hop. We're gonna see Renny Roucie's How do you feel about that? Do you feel like she would be a good cast member? I do. I know she's probably gonna beat a bit up on that, though. I feel like I feel like you could have to beat a bit up on their dang. I hope, yeah, I hope it catapults her career like it did for card b. It don't work like that

for everybody's else. It doesn't. It can be like a like a bad woman. Yeah yeah, destroy your career or make it. You'll just be a reality TV star and that's it they see, and nobody want to hear your music. And that's as far as you go. But Renny makes good music. She makes great music. I hate the fact that her Mulatto was be feeling back and forth because I think both of them are great rap artists and

maybe they could come together. Women right, because they both malt of right, Melotto, change her damn name, big Lotto, big really big Lotto. Why y'all both can't be beat together? Really beat her up? And we don't want them to fight. We want them to come together. Nobody's gonna beat nobody. Listen, y'all. First of all, it's coming from a bitch who religiously watched fight videos on Instagram. That's my guilty pleasure. Why are you telling about I also watched pimple popping videos?

What does that mean? Watch them? What people be popping on the coochie like hair bumps? You don't watch that? I don't know. I haven't seen the coochie ones you don't see the Clinton none of that bow now, but you know, you know have the hair bumps. Man, you should see something living on the top of some girls vagina right, Like you know, you use too many oils and people use near they're really closedpores. So this ship was coming out looking like a little warm. I love

pimple popping videos. Hey guys, it's trying to make some bill payments real quick. We'll be back in a second, all right. So you know we were just talking about Eric Amina and Safari. Don't you know, it's a whole hashtag going on. It's like trending on Twitter. In Father's Day? Is it in Father's day? Home? You makes Sean saying exactly what it is? Yeah, and father's days in no father's then yes? To get rid of the uh societal patriarchy, Yeah,

norms of patriarchy and families? What the if you didn't have a daddy? Just say that I love my daddy me too, Like what's wrong with y'all? Like I want to take my daddy a bottle of do say um this beat y'all, beat you. I love mrs Probably give you that NIGGD. Listen, my daddy wife is as old as my older sister. So my older sisters, I don't know them bitches like forty between forty threety five. No, yeah they might. My daddy is seventy. His wife isn't

her daddy? Yeah? But no, never in Father's Day life. I just think it's a bunch of trolls just trying to get people riled up. Nobody really wants to end Father's Day. You know. I looked it up and that's that's exactly what's going on. It's like a group of people who just create confusion basically, and then you'll still have like the regular person who picks up on it and actually uses this some mom who is the mother

and the father. I'm the mother and the father was seeing the people who was using the hashtag are more so than more fluid? O? Your fluid community wanting to get rid of men? Are they the fluid community? And what would it? Because our girl, I don't know what call it's so many different communities now, I can't keep up with y'all. Can't be men. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't want to get into that conversation, but yeah, I love men, and I love fathers, and I love good

fathers so and we love your daddy's too. But all right, this is to the women, and I know and I love y'all, and I know y'all hurting and women who are saying that I am the mother and the father on Father's Day, you are not the father. In the words of Marie, you are not the father that you are at a phenomenal mother. You do it all by yourself. I commend you, I pet you on the back. I want to give your flowers, but on Mother's Day is when I give it to you, not on Father's Day.

So Happy Father's Day to all the fathers, to all the fathers out there, Happy Father's Day. We ain't gonna eat y'all. Yeah, now, speaking of one in Father's Day? What's up with the women? I want to take their husband's last name. I feel like if the man that you're with, you're not proud to be with him, because

I feel like that's what it is. When you take a man's last name, you marry them, they give you the rain, you go through the whole whatever, whatever it's tradition, you should be proud to take that man's last name. You know what if his last name is like but or something like a J. Butts, I don't want that last name. Now I might hyphenate it. Now I'm with

that hyphenate. So did you see that post where the girl was saying she would not give if she's not married right and has a baby for someone, she's not giving the child the father's last name, and if she's even if she's married, she's not like obligated to take the man's last name or something up to that effect.

I can understand both perspectives, honestly, because let's say I have a child with a man and we decide that we're not going to be together, there's nothing gonna happen between us, and then I give my baby his last name. And then I meet somebody who do love me and want to be with me, and we get married and have kids. Now I got kids with one last name. We got all me. The other baby and the husband have this last name, and then this other child has

this man's last name. Nothing always change the child's last name, because what's the girl eva? Um? Yeah, she yeah, But the father has to sign off on that, do they? I don't. I doubt the hell that she that guy was putting her through. I doubt that he signed signed off on her child like he didn't show up the court. Possible, but I had to look at the laws on that. But you have women out here, out here like refusing to take on the man that they chose last name.

I just feel like, if you're not proud of them, then just married him and you for the more. You should not be having children with somebody one of his last name is cunt liquor. Shut up, you already said, butts, bitch, can't I can't be Tamala cunt liquor, Tamla mclovin. No, actually, mclovin isn't that bad? Then? What if you got six baby daddies? Now? This is Tek Jones, this is Ashley Taylor, this is Mustafa. You got all baby If you do, why can't they all come from you? Why you can't

give them all your name? You couldn't, and I mean, I guess for legal purposes if that, if you aren't married like you, I mean, especially if the person isn't about to be in your child's life, do I need to carry on your last name? Maybe not so much. But we have women saying, even if they're married, like they don't want the nigga last name, Like, that's weird to me. I want my nigga last night. I can't wait to get rid of that. I can't wait to be tamalabaka. You threw that in there, you better put

it in there. Put it in the universe. Well, let's get into today's topic. We're talking about getting fluid out period. So there was a post that went out. It was like on share room or something. So old girl, a guy she had been talking to, she had been sexting with and having FaceTime sex. He bought her plane ticket in a room to visit him, and then once she got there, he was like, what's up. I'm about ready to pull up on you, and she's like you want to do what? He's like, I'm trying to pull up

on you and trying to see you. She's like, I don't want to have sex, you know, I just I don't see me tonight. I can possibly see you tomorrow, but I'll let you know right now. I don't want to have sex. And he just was like, what the fucking means? Did you know why I flew you out? So he's like, nah, fuck you, I'm about to cancel your room and I'm gonna cancel your flight, and she was like, no, police, don't do that. I don't have no money. I don't have no where. She tried to

start calling his phone. Right, the man had been trying to reach you, Right, you weren't answering any face times or phone calls. But now you're calling him when he talked about pulling that check on your ass. But rule number one, don't go nowhere without no money. That is rule number one to getting fluid out. I don't know who raised your hosts, right, don't. First of all, you don't. My mama told me not to go nowhere. Don't leave a house without money, right and clean under where you're going.

You're going somewhere out in your community. You need to have some money in your pocket. Don't go nowhere empty handed. Um. Rule number two, when the niggabook you a ticket, called the airline and put security on that ship, he can't cancel that uh right, bit he needs a security call to cancel your ship or or furthermore, I have booked my own ship and got reimbursed immediately tell if you want to use the point of your credit card, so book your book your hotel room, yourself, book your flight

and get the money back. Now, if you're dealing with somebody that you are afraid they won't give you the money back, you still can always just cancel the ship, right regardless, so or get the money off fronting the book it, or don't book in and keep the money,

whichever you want to do. But just don't ever play yourself like that, and don't play with these men like you had already been conversating with this man, like, let's let's forget the text, right, because I believe this happens, right, the audacity like of a man to assume you fucking right understand that part you have been You gave him the idea, yeah, like you had been sexing him, sexting him, um, talking about sex, sending pictures and ship like that, and

now he don't flew flew your ass out somewhere and you acting like you don't understand what the assignment is that pussy for a real nigga, right, that's why you sent you the ticket. Me personally, I'm not only nowhere, I'm not flying to no nigga. I don't want to suck me neither. I'm not no, so I don't fly nowhere to any man that I wouldn't fuck right there you go, that's right, Sam, that I wouldn't. You could do something to keep you from getting this busy, right

for sure. But the potential for you to get something is there. If I got on the plane to see you. Now, if I feel out myself, yeah, I might not even see a bit your ass, Like that's a trip I'm just going on, right, Yeah. I feel like she may have had somebody else. Yeah. Now the first night, she was like, um, as midnight, I'm just getting to the hotel and flew in late whatever. I understand that. And she wants to rest because flying and all that traveling.

Really now, you gotta entertain the niggat midnight. I understand that part. But he was like, okay, cool, yeah, get your rest. I could come in the morning. And she was like how like like as friends, right, what you're doing too much? You going to play that card once he got there. You could have even played the period came on on the flight card or something. I don't know,

but you ain't. Have you played it wrong? I was thinking maybe her period was on and she was afraid to tell him, you know, because I feel like, yeah, women. Men think that they're obligated to women's pussy. Man, they don't even take into consideration periods and ship like that, Like we literally plan our life around period, right, like we want to take a trip, birthday coming up, like whatever it is, we gotta look at the calendar and

see when our period could possibly be on. So sometimes it might pop up on your early Maybe she didn't know, maybe the period started and she just didn't know how to tell him. Hey, like you know, because niggas think that's a lie sometimes, But I thinks, now you gotta something new, Dick, Like no, so listen, do not go nowhere without your own money future. Remember the girl that's how to hold Uh Yes, I'm good. Love and joy ship started because he flew a girl out who thought

she was coming to go to the studio. This naked text her like yeah, put something sexy on him, but I'm on the way, and she like, wait a minute, pump your brakes, like I didn't come here for that, right. Maybe she wasn't sexting him, and maybe she didn't give him that um idea that she was going to suck him, But somehow he just had in his mind and he was anytime a man. So this is the thing I feel like a man feels if he buys a plane ticket, he's entitled to pussy that it came along with the

plane ticket. They feel the same way about food, like pussy come with food first of all, Nigga, me and my friends eat like drug dealers all the time. Right, you don't get this pussy by the meal. I'm sorry. Listen, if you fly me out and you like acting all thirsty as soon as I hoped off the plane, that's a no pussy deal for you. Don't touch me. I'm gonna tell you quick. Oh my god, t s A stopped me at the gate. They told me my pussy

was too bombed. I could not bring it. Look, if I decide I want to funk, I'll get my friend over here. But right now you're acting to thirsty. Don't touch me. Keep your hands to yourself, relax, make me want you. You know what I'm saying, Like I don't know. I guess men men really don't think women have preference. Like, just because you like me, they don't automatically mean I like your ass. Right, just because you bought a plane ticket doesn't mean I'm gonna like you when I ARRIVEE.

I wonder if there's a situation where like maybe she met him on Instagram or something like that, and this is their first time hanging out, you know, like I don't even know you for real, aside from this conversation on the phone, which is the most intimate sometimes conversation talking a lot. But maybe maybe they shouldn't feel obligated to fuck you. I don't even know you. That they absolutely should not be obligated feel obligated be because they

bought a plane ticket. First of all, how much is a plane ticket across the country, even if you're going from Miami to l A. Let's say you're going Miami, Miami to Seattle, it's still not that much to entitle you to my body. Men, Then you didn't flew the girl out, and now you and you stink. She don't want to fuck you. You stink. You couldn't wash your balls before I got off the blairl A stink mouth, M teeth dirty, na. See I'm looking all in your mouth on the face time. But you can't smell of

breath through the right dog but a stinking mouth. It's a little small, subtle ship that turning woman off. This man didn't even get get to make it to the hotel room. Yeah, she was wilding she could at least have breakfast with the dude, Like, I feel like she hasked somebody else. Let's hope the bitch did because she didn't have nowhere to go exactly like, but based on her messages back to him, it's like you flew out there with no fucking money. Hey, you ain't trying to

give him no pussy? Right? What is your currency? My friend? How are you How are you gonna feed yourself? Like? What if he only came to fun? How are you gonna eat? How do you expect this man to hang out with you for nothing? I'm not saying you have to give him sex, that you at least tell us some jokes, bitch, God damn, but listen, we've compiled a list in which Tim kind of touched on two of

them already. So we got a list compiled of the dudes and don't when getting flew it out, like, got to be more careful, all right, So we already did rule number one, which is always always always have your own money. Rule number two if he's if you're letting this person book the flight for you. As soon as you he's seen you that flight information, you call the airline and you put security on your ticket. You can put a password on your ticket and you'll be the

only one who can change or cancel your flight. It doesn't matter whose credit card is on your name, You'll be the only one to do it, okay. UM, So number three, if you're booking the flight, get reimbursed in advance. Basically, get the fucking money up front from these guys if they flying you out right, you know, maybe you want, maybe you don't want to give him your personal information to book the flight for you. Get the money in

advanced right. UM ruined them before because hold away because they't that worse than paying for your own ticket and getting fun and gotta fly home with a wet asks and no money. Never happened to me. I don't know, but I'm just saying I can't imagine that being nothing worse than that. If the flight, the day of the flight comes up and you haven't gotten the money back, you should have never been going. Should cancel that ship in the first place if you paid for it and

you haven't got reimbursed yet. That's why I'm saying, get the money up front, even try to get reimbursed, because he was like, man, I'll get the money when you get hire. No, already booked it. I sent you confirmation this book. Okay, I'm not trying to renig on the pussy. Just send me the money before I get down here. Grow men, understand that number four. Make sure you know where the funk you're gonna be staying there. Where are your accommodations. Don't be like I don't know where he

got me at. No, you need to know where you're staying, and it needs to be up to part. It needs to be up to your standards. So wherever you would pay to stay at might better Actually listen if you flinch when you're ask him like, hey, I want to stay at the World, or maybe you should stay your sucking ass home I don't know right, or he have you on the blow up mattress at the bouncy house. I think I have your ass, Like qua uh, what's number five? Number five? Let someone know where you are.

Turn your location on, share your location with your home girl or your family. Don't just go out there blind like that. Get the nigger social security number possible right, and send it to us so we can get some bags. Guccis Charlotte. Right, Hey, look you've got something for you got a couple of dollars. You know. The worst part like when he was doing that, damn all the rights and ship Nikkas was trying to sell the bags for the same price at the store. If you don't quit

playing with me. Not that I know anyone that was selling them, That's just what I heard, right, it was only like a five pc discount. I know it was hard work breaking into those places. That come on man, number five's number six? Right? Did I misnumber it? Yeah? Number six? Okay, don't fly out to someone you wouldn't fuck for free? Right in plain that tip. What I'm saying is, I mean, don't necessary don't funk for free. I'm not telling you to do that, But don't fun

nobody for money that you wouldn't funk for free. Then you're not at home. Simple math. The math was math and real good at time. Don't fuck nobody that you wouldn't funk for free, but don't do it for free. Just don't do it for money, just for the money. Does that make sense? No? See it the first wage? Okay, don't funk anybody for free. I don't know. Don't funk

anybody that you wouldn't funk for free. Right, Basically, I'm gonna suck you anyway because I like you or something about you I like, right, but I'm still not doing it for fucking free. But but I'm not going to, all right, make sure you get waxed. Don't we going out there with that fucking limpball pussy, right, Clean it up nice, make it pretty, make sure miss pussy. That's what the old lady said, Keep miss pussy nice and pretty. My mom will call it a money mack. Make sure

your fucking money mack is clean. Please, Yes, And and last but not least, come with a positive attitude and have a good time. Life is short. You know you only live once. Don't be flying out nowhere acting entitled like somebody opened some ship because nobody owe you nothing, complaining about what you didn't secure in the first place. You need to know what the fun going on before you go, and just be a nice person, gonna have

fun and don't let nobody's ship on you. Right, literally, literally, don't go out there because you know y'all be getting flowed out to do big and ship piste off for t I mean, if that's what you're into, just literally a porter party, right, Okay? That is the eight s E in the eight Rules to getting Fluid Out Ladies. Seven eight. How many rules we've got, I don't know. I'm pretty sure that we can add some more to this list, but I feel like those are the most

high meetings at that point. Yeah, that's the most important thing. Yes, And just be careful, man, Just be careful and make sure you know your surroundings. Oh yeah, pack a weapon if you can, you can put it. Yeah, you can definitely put a knife in your bag and the taser. I just feel like you should stay your sucking ass home. If if a nigga give you those type of vibes, if you just never know, Yeah, you never know, because they don't even have to be the nigga you go

to see. It could be somebody else out there. You leaving the airport and somebody else running open and maybe that you shouldn't be getting food out to niggas they don't know. Maybe y'all should have some type of other encounter. Maybe he should fly to you first, and there's no obligation for him to get because he can get his own room or whatever I mean before y'all fuck like meet in a in a perfect world where women just not flying out the random niggas off Instagram. That's happening.

That's what it's as getting fluid out as we speak. And on the Tuesday Spirit, Oh hell no, don't let rule number nine. Don't let that nigga fly you on the Spirit. Spirit two times in the last year. How you felt you feel safe? You only can fly Spirit if you're coming right back. Don't fun. Don't be trying to fly Spirit like for real, I flew one way Spirit and then back another airline for a vacation trip this year and last year I flew I feel Spirit just to go to Miami and come right back Spirit

kind of like a Greyhound in round trip same day. Yes, have you coming back the same day? Would have got that book back? Yeah? Spirit, they got no seats, they just got their things. You hold up to the stack like you hold up. Hey, look, I'm not ashamed. So I've been on the airline like that and your forty five dollars. That's like Ryan Air in Europe. We used to fly Ryan Air. And I promise you like you could just stand up in the front and hold on, like you need to have to have no seat, but

they pissed you all every time. Just just know you might have to fight somebody alright. So before we get into today's random sex fact, let's get these people their money. So today's random sex fact is brought to you by thrillists dot com and it's about the Mile High Club. Um it says flying high makes for better orgasms. So it says the dipping atmospheric pressure is said to increase orgasmic intensity. The higher you fly, the less oxygen is in the air, you get mile hypoxia, which many believe

leads to a better orgasm. Another very simple explanation is that the plane's vibrations heightened arousal. So if you're not gonna get none when you lasses get something in the air, Okay, you ever did that before? You have everything? I have no listen. So this is when I was living in England and my boyfriend at the time, it was Valentine's Day, he took me to see The Lion King on like uh, I guess the play, and then he bought me a plane ticket home to visit my mom because I was homesick.

So we flew back to the States and I sucked him on the plane. I couldn't wait in the bathroom in our row. It was one of those massive planes like went with like eight seats in the middle. Was dark. It was dark. It was a red Eye, and he got he got some buns in some heads on the plane. You know what I don't like. I don't like people to ask me for random head Like if we're in the car and they could be like, you know, trying to ask me I want to get nasty. I don't.

I'm learning things about myself that I don't like niggas to ask me for. I like stuff like that. No, don't ask me to suck your dick. Don't ask me, no pussy. If I want to suck your dick while you're driving, I'm gonna put your dick out and suck your dick while you're driving. Don't be like, yeah, I don't deserve some road head. Don't do that. Not like that. I don't deserve. Don't don't like. No, no, you don't. But if you'd be like, why don't you give me

a little sloppy tuppy real quick? And then I'll get you when we pull over. Yeah, like pull it out there, We'll pull it out your mom. I would really talk about how you asked you yes, finessing me on some head place. Thank you. So Look, if you guys enjoyed this week's episode, please tune in every Thursday. I say this ship every Thursday. Turn and tune in every Thursday

on the heart beat. You know they're better listening whenever you get your podcast at right h and you can check us out on We Talked Back podcast on Instagram. I'm aj Holiday two point oh, I'm official Tam BAM and we out peace

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