Ep. 17 "Girl Code 101"

Like she made the show. What she died, They're gonna kill her. What they're gonna do. She was over fifty. She did have cancer that one time she had Yeah, yeah, that's such a life. All right, Hey, y'all, let me tell you all about my weekend because it relates to Samantha. I was waiting on the nigga to come to my house over the weekend, and I remember the episode while I was waiting on him. I remember the episode where Samantha was sitting in the house with sushi on her body. Boyfriend.

She's like, I'm not the type of woman who waits all night for a man. That's how I felt that I was feeling. Is that what he finally called irony? Answer my boy thought, don't play with me. I ain't had no sushi on my body, but I had a little fish for him to eat. Last week, I bit you had wings. This week is fish god on a paleo diabetic. It's a keto keto pussy. But welcome to a new episode. If we talk back, this is your

girl a bam. But you know who did have a good fucking we Porsha girl store stole that forty million dollar minter Porsche, got the fucking internet on fire right now on fire. But you know he African dude? Do you think I don't think she would have wanted people to notice fast. I think he probably put her up to it to like let the world know early. I

don't know. So I know he's like a prominent businessman in Atlanta, Like he got all types of businesses, right, So does he just want to be in a limelight in that way for business purposes? Is it a ploy in the plot? It's just weird. So for those of you who don't know what we're talking about, if you've been living under a rock these past couple of days, Um, Porsha Williams from the Housewives of Atlanta just announced her engagement to Simon did a job coming, don't do that

to that man's name. He announced her engagement to Simon Guba and failing his ex wife. Now they're not even divorced. They are not they are not divorced yet. Well, they're currently trying to having to divorce. How he engaged before here exactly you got now. Some girl is also all on social media saying she was just with him, writing passenger seat in the world. She white African men like several wives though, so why are you why divorce one? Just keep him all? But I don't think he can

keep them all. Maybe he ain't got it like the forty million you can have you a couple in this country. Yeah, so it just seems kind of weird to me. I feel like Porscha, she's definitely securing that peach bitch for next season. She did so it's secure. Yes, listen, I'm going to find a marriage certificate for those people. I need to know if did y'all hire the fallon, did you'll hire the wife to pretend and cause this big thing like all of a sudden, Now, Porsche took her

husband right to make ratings going. Yes, they have been together. Now she's saying just one month, he's already asked you to marry with the same style of ring and then you got pictures with poor Dennis didn't just looks like excellent, excellent, gonna get that look like, yeah, get that nigga, We're gonna get that nigga bag. So wait, is that a girl co violation? Yes, you think denn it's gonna put his ass on child support, put her on child support. Yeah,

then it's putting in your child's on board. Yeah. I don't. I just it's really it is a girl code problem. Because we were introduced to Fallon as Porsche's friends. I've watched the season like this is one of the two seasons of Real Housewife that I've ever actually watched, so I kind of know what's going on. They all went over to Fallon's house, Fallon in Simon's house, and Fallon

introduced him as her husband. Um. Porsche was there along with LaToya and was Portion's other friend, the Canadian girl Tanya. I loved Tanny and I can't remember her name. Yeah, girl, she got the funk up out of the after Bolo. Who listen? Okay, so Fallon in her husband was in Isla Palms when they had Bolo at the house and all that they were staying at villa next to them. So who the funk was? Who was sucking Bolow? For real? Now? Because Simon stupid, let me stop putting that girl? Was

Tanya fucking Bolo and Porsche was fucking Simon? What happened? What happened? Probably what happened. That's why I tell you that ran from the show. She didn't want to funk up her shop it. But here's the thing. Is it a girl code violation for her to deal with? Because you know, that's some TV ship. Sometimes they'd be saying, this is my friend and they ain't really their friend.

The camera stop rolling, they'll never speak again, and then the work forty And that's what Porsche said, portion said, that's not her friend. Yeah, she was introduced to the show. But then I saw an interview between her Falin and Candy that said that Dennis and Simon knew each other and introduced Porsche and Fallon and that Porsche was very nice, but she didn't refer to her as her friend. Well, Candy said, so you came on the show as Porsche's friend.

She said, yeah, well, actually it was she explained that way. But just like Candy seems to think that they were friends too. So obviously now we're finding out they aren't actually friends or Porsche doesn't consider her a friend. So did Porsche break any girl codes? Listen, guys, our show to day is about girl code, women called girl colde yes? Is there one? Is there really a girl code? I think so? But once you start talking about third or

four million lives started to blur. What happened was girl? I don't know. I cannot wait. So if this is what they were planning, bitch, I'm locked in because I'm trying to see what I'm in. Did you see Simon? Episode I really watched this season was the Bolo episode. That's the only one I saw. Did you see Simon went Live? He was basically blaming his behavior on his

childhood trauma. He said, because he basically didn't handle the trauma from his childhood, He's been going through life picking the wrong partner, picking people who need him, basically is what he was saying. Now, I know they're saying that they have eight kids between them, but I'm pretty sure that falonely has three of her own, maybe like three boys prior to him. Yeah, because they've only been married to exactly, so I don't know how long they've been together.

Two years, two thousand nineteen. I hope him in ports to stay together and make everybody look like because she's looking real bad out here. I know she looking I love portion looking real bad, like she's looking she don't give a fun though. She's probably looking real yeah, yeah, yeah, she's looking real bad. But she's a real savage. And every scene was like all the other housewives like told you like girl, girl girl she is. You know, Kenya

is so beautiful. She's just nasty. So I did not like how she um and it's going into some other ship right quick. But I don't like how she played with Tanna, Tanya bringing some bitch that um supposedly her fiance tried to haul at, Like why would you come confront her with this damn cookie lady. She's just like how she did. I don't like how she did Cynthia after Cynthia Warrenbar came out, she was like testing her own wines and or how she basically messed up the engagement.

She told Cynthia that um Michael was about to ask her to marry him, Like, why why are you ruining her moment like that? So I don't know. I don't I don't funk with Kenya, So I still funk with Portion before Kenya any given Sunday. I love Portion. I like all the housewives hotly. I don't really dislike any of them, but girl in real life, in real life, I can fuck with Portion. I just know her and her home girl probably like Girl, they've been though. They was doing a bunch of dirt. I want to have

sexual portion. Hu, let's go ahead into the show you've had jumping m dm s girl, because look she was saying she fucked everybody at the party. She said she sucked everybody. You see how heard toy was getting in her. But like I seen her butt on that reunion. There might be too much asked for me, girl, I asked, and I had a lot of asks myself, and that might even you know what Africans like big women like thick women. Oh I know, girl, I went to African

club one night. It was overwhelmed Falonist who slim for the African Portia doing whatever the funk she doing is bringing us to our topic today, girl Code. This ship is major girl code violation. She has violated girl Code nine four three tune one things that women should and shouldn't do pertaining to their friends. Um, we're also trying to figure out why, you know, because there's a post that always goes online talking to women basically something else.

You know. They want to know why women are more loyal to the men there with as opposed to their friends. So why are you so fast to let your friends go? But you'll keep this no good ass nigga around for long as time. So we're gonna dissect some of those things today because I want to know they just stop being my friend. But with this nigga who cheating on her seven hundred times, we're gonna stop being my friend because I couldn't take you for a hair appointment when

you wanted your hair, dumb bit. Fuck you wait, is that a real story? Yeah? Why? I I almost fell out what a home girl one time, And it was a while before I realized we weren't friends no more because I just was like, damn, I don't talked to that bit you like two months and it was all because I didn't do her hair when she wanted me to say, maybe it's a hair and bit just take their hair more serious than I need and more than

more than friendships too, Like what the fuck? Like, I literally got off on work early to do this bit here. I got off my regular job to do her here, but she had already lit a professional cause I'm not licensed, like you damn guy do her hair in the style she didn't like, and she stopped talking to me because I got off from work. I called her. I was like, hey, you can come now if you want me to do do you here? She was like, oh, I went to this guy. You know, I really don't like it, though

I'm gonna try to do something with it. Two months later, I realized the bitch was mad at me because I didn't offer to fix what she had paid a professional to do. Could you imagine a bit stop being your friend for that? When I finally yes, When I finally realized that I hadn't spoken her for why, I was like, I texted her. I was like, hey, girl, we still friends. She was like, well, you weren't there when I needed you. Bit y'all never cut somebody out of your text so

fucking fast. Why you ain't just saying girl, just weird girl, people be women be so weird with their friends. Like I do have a higher tolerance for men than I have for women, because y'all can't sunk the ship out of me, first of all, Like, shut up, bitch, Like at least and that's what I don't understand, Like, at least a man can, like when you pissed at him, at least he can suck the ship out of you.

Ship this bitch period probably at the same time. Now you're about to teach each other eyes out because your periods had sacked up. Like you can't do ship for me, bitch. That's why I'm not catering to no needy asked women in their attitude. No, but see that's not okay because you do need your friends. You do need your real friends, and they're gonna be flawed, they're not going to be perfect. But I don't feel like there should always be constant

compromised between you and another person. It doesn't matter if it's your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your mama. It should not be constant compromised. This should be constant, and it's not constant. It's not I have friends I've never argued with about anything. No argument compromised. This not equal argument. Okay, let's step this back a little bit. When I say constant compromise, it's me taking their antics and me taking their personality and me taking their um having a bad day with

they nigga into consideration. All the time, I've had friends that would be pissed at their boyfriend and I gotta deal with your attitude. That's bullshit. Your friends shouldn't have to go through that I hold, But such as life, No funk that because I don't put my friends through that. So all I ask for is to be treated how I treat you. I don't do that to my friends. If I'm pissed at my guy, I'm not gonna take

it out on my friends. But I mean people going like, I'm sure every time you're all together it's not like that, but maybe that particular day they're just having an awful day. But if it's if it seems like you're always having an awful day, and I gotta be the one to adjust my attitude for yours or to adjust how I'm feeling today to you, I can't be your friend. Yeah, that sounds like a miserable bit you're talking about. Nobody likes a miserable I know, right, So let's talk about it.

Let's talk about why women will, you know, discard their girlfriends before they were discard a no good man, which is subjective because you may think he's no Because I think women love their men differently than they love their friends. I think the type of love is different, and the love that they have for a man it's harder to let go of than the type of love that you

have in a refriendship. That's my only logic for them. Well, like I said, I just feel like women, we may hold our girlfriends at a higher regard than men, because you don't expect your girlfriend to continuously keep sucking up to where you have to question, to where you have to question and their loyalty. Right, But then with men, it's like we have lower expectations of them than we

have five friends. So these bitches either though, these bitches don't be just like these niggas, And we have these such high expectations for women and their flaws just like these niggas. But I don't come with that. I feel like friends are supposed to be your safe space. And if your friend is not your safe space, why are you my friend? Why are you around me? Should your friend and you nigga be your safe space? Yes, of

course both of them were gonna get rid of. But a nigger can give you great dick when you're upset, so it all boils down the dick. Yes, like, at least you can funk the ship out of me after pissing me off. Bitch you just you actually, if that's what you want, I will fund the shot out of you. Come over here whatever. First of all, I only like like actual oysters. I will strap you. I will strap you dow. I'm gonna I will strap you down like

dick you down. I'm gonna strap you down. I know I always take a joke that they sell dick in the store, but I really don't want to dick out the store. Don't nobody want that cold assalam me. I need a nice, warm, masculine body behind that dick. Okay, listen, I'll be talking to y'all. I have never strapped anybody in my entire life, So just don't believe you don't be running up on me talking about you want me to strap a bit. I've never done that. I don't even know how to put it on. Good. Would you

pack a guy? Did we talk about that before? Would you pack a guy? I? Listen, Let's say I've been in a relationship for fifteen years and she's starting to get a little bit mundane. I might peg spice things up a little bit, but I don't want no guy, seriously, who will let me suck them in the ass? Okay, I don't want you. I'm scared of you. If you've been with that nigga for fifty y'all, y'all fifty five and all of a sudden you want dick in your ass, that ain't dick. If it's you, what is it? Then,

all of a sudden you want strapping your ass. It's not a strap because pegs be small, and what do you mean? Pegging is the act of sucking a man in the ass? Oh? I thought. I When I think of a peg, I think of a little No, bitch, is pegging is the act of you're doing it with a strap wall which comes in many sizes, colors and shapes. So so, because it's a dude, is pegging? Yes? So I can't be paid? No, you're just getting sucking ass, bitch. Yeah, that's stupid. I don't know why I think a peg.

I think of like this triangular shaped symbol like thing that goes in the butt. No, that's a what is that thing called? It's like a butt plug. That's what you're thinking about. Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Some people just have Like you can be having vaginal sex and just he's sitting there with the buck plug in at the same time. That's different. What the hell are you talking about? And I guess men can have a butt plug in while they're sucking you. That's different. That's different.

So would you do that? No, put the but put a butt plug in my ass. I don't like people playing around my butt. Man. I'm like a nigga when it comes to that ship. Like I'll have anal sex once every few years when I'm real feeling real nasty, But other than that, no, I'm gurdud on a dick in the butt. Let me tell you something. I'm listening, but I just scrolled on Facebook and men, if you're listening, do not skip leg day. God damn, y'all need to work.

Don't just work your upper body working, lord, buddy, Look look at this agent. Nigga looked like some sperm. Nigga looked like sperm with the low ass like little legs suthing him. All right, I'm sorry, we got off topic. We're back to girlfriends. It's not it. Don't ball down to the dick, though it's the dick. I'm noting with no woman with no badass attitude that if all of

us got bad attitudes. Listen, if you stop being your friends friends because she's flawed, but you take this flawless nigga all the time because he got good, you ought to be shamed of yourself right now, hang your head. You want to be shamed. That's terrible girl. Fucking bitches. No, fuck the niggas. No, No, I'm not constantly compromising with anybody, and you may have you might have a little bit higher tolerance for the man as opposed to having to

deal with this woman and her bullshit all the time. No, I don't understand. I'm pretty sure you have friends that you stopped being friends with after a while, Like that's a lot of bitches. I don't, That's what I'm saying. So it still took times a lot of niggas. I don't funk with no more. We equal opportunis and with none of y'all ass I'm sick of everybody. Yeah, I have no tolerance for everybody bullshit. At this point in my life, my circle of friends actually has become smaller,

but the quality is better. Absolutely. I don't want to be around any headaches. I want to be an asset to everybody that I'm around. I don't want no fucking liabilities. That's just it. And I'm gonna be an asset to everybody, and i want everybody be an asset to me, which I always say, friends are meant to be used. If I can't use you, you can't use me. It's a problem. It's the whole liability people. I've said that before and people took it the wrong way, Like, did y'all not

hear what I said? I'm also an asset right When people think about us, they think like, um, they assume you mean like taking for granted in a way or taking the advantage because you're being used. But that's not what she means by being used. That means being of service and people being of service to you. That's it, Yes, Yeah,

that's it. Nobody wants somebody who just beens the air with a bunch of bullshit all the time, or accompany you with their problems all the time, or accompany you for money all the time, like and you shouldn't be doing that to other people. Yeah, I think I U. I used to be one of those people that'd be like, hey, girl, let me tell you what the funk happ't with and then I don't even ask about like what the going on with you? And that I do better about asking first,

and I'd be like, hey, how you doing? For real words, I have a conversation with about me, and I'd be like or then I get into the juice that I wanted to drip text, like how your mental health to day? You're ready for my ship? If it's gonna be like yes, some bullshit, I'll ask can I unpack on you? I'll say that first, because I remember being on the phone with my best friend one day and I just unloaded the whole pill of dog she right in her lap.

And then I was like, damn, it's real early in the morning and I just really just unloaded on her. And I was like, you know what, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for what I just did. To you. She's like, yeah, that was a lot. Is that girl colde? I think we got a dumb bitch story. Though, Let's do a dumb bitch story first, and then we'll go welcome back in with girl code in a minute. Well, I'd like to call it woman code, because we are not girls, are you? I'm a girl. I'm still I'm an adult,

human person woman. Okay, god damn an adult. Before we get into anything else, Let's pay some bills real quick, dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once or twice, contests from a listener on Instagram. Actually, all right, so she says, first of all, y'all are my best friends. In my head. You're my best friend. Two girls I love y'all show keep spreading that black girl magic. So here's my dumb bitch story. I'm twenty six and I've been in a long term relationship all

throughout my twenties. I'm newly single and decided to try online dating again. Met this guy and on the third date at his apartment to watch a movie, he lets me know that he has partners, three women that he is seeing sexually and respect very much according to him, that was a red flag for me, but considering that he was upfront and honest about it was a turn on for the simple fact that he didn't try to

manipulate or keep anything hidden. I decided to stay. One thing led to another, and I'm asking if he had a condom. He didn't, which was red flag number two. How do you have three sexual partners and don't have condoms? Anyways, we decided to kiss and cut on the entire night instead, After a few days, I decided to cut it off with him, as the red flags were too much, And she goes on to say after about a week, he reached back out and we ended up flirting and sharing

sexy picks and videos the entire weekend. We decided to meet up again Tuesday. Well, Tuesday gets here and as soon as I hit the door, he blindfolded me and went to work. I'm talking about paddles with little spike rollers all at she said, all of that. We rolled

around in the bedroom for hours. After it was all said and done, we end up talking about relationships in general, and one of his partners came up and about how she wants to marry him for insurance purposes At that moment, I'm a speechless and then he said I told her I got you. My mouth could have hit the fucking floor, but my dumbass stayed stayed because I was still coming

down off the high what he just did. So he's going to get married a few weeks but still wants to continue to see me as well as the other three partners. Am I wrong? They both don't really honor marriage as it's a business deal for them. But I feel like it's bad Carmon because he's technically will be somebody's husband. Who knows. I'm probably going to take another ride for time's sake, but who knows. Dumb bitch story is still developing, l if she is this really a

dumb bit story? If she's if he's not lying to her, she's not lying to him, and all parties involved are okay with what's going on, right I it's only dumb bitch if you know that you don't want this type of relationship and you're still going to stay in it. That's where the only question I did ask her a question? So I asked her what was his profession, like what

type of money he had? Um and he has he does have one child, so he's into social work and he has a child, a little girl as four and only, I said, the only reason why I'm asking this because I'm trying to determine whether or not he can afford for women. A social worker definitely can't afford for women. Basically, he got dick. This is this, that was just it, she said, he pulled out the whips and yeah, so

basically he just had straight dick for her. He'll full time dick slayer and a part time social Yeah, because how do you focus on actual like having any other business if you're sucking four bitches? Like how? So I don't again, I don't really feel like she She's calls it a dumb bit story, but I really, I mean she's having fun. She will become a dumb bit if she falls in love with this dick, because we all know, unless you're a real live car hopper, your pussy run

straight to your heart. So now you fuck somebody long enough, if they're sucking, you're good chane of fools period. So I don't know she would technically be a dumb bitch um, but yeah, if she falls in love, then the dumb bitch story will have development. Send us another one, Send us another dumb Yeah, exactly, Send us an update, bitch, it'd better not be that your fucking act is pregnant. Okay, are in love with this I'm in love with him and I'm living in the house with two other bitches

that I don't like. He's about to get married for the next bitch, can have health insurance? You better get some Obamacare. The fuck right, do you have insurance? Because that's the next question. Look, that sounds like some bullshit he told her, like, oh, yeah, we're just getting married for insurance purposes. Or maybe he was in the military. I don't know. Maybe she has some type of health issues that that's other woman. Maybe she has some type of healthy she's where he cares about her in that

way and she really needs some souped up health. Yeah. I don't know, but girl, listen, let us know. Enjoying that little life while you kid girlfriends. You say low life? You know, yeah, you know what movie that's from? No, wait, wait till him it's a savannahtone. Rob. I don't know if he's a little life. I just wanted to say that today. Enjoy that dick while you can just have fun with it this, don't get don't get caught up. Please, don't get caught up because you ain't a dumb bit

yet but you're working on it, so you are really gold. Yeah, let's pay some bills real quick, y'all will be that. I prepared a long ass list of ship that I expect from my friends. Basically, it's a long ass list of a j woman cold rules. I don't know what we want to call it? No, no, all right? So, um, first of all, what exactly is a woman called girl cold? What's a woman called to you? Tam? Um? Should that women should do to remain loyal and have integrity with

one another. Loyalty always lies with women. Sometimes it could be with women you don't even know. So, like if you see some creep hitting on a girl and she looks noticely uncomfortable, you don't even know her, Like maybe you could be like, oh, that's my girlfriend, and so I don't know. So that's just like an unspoken girl code thing, like you always stand in solidarity with other women. Um. So one of the first things always comes out when people talk about girl code is talking to someone that

your friend used to date. So do you ask for permission. Is that man always off limits? Is there a time limit? Oh, when you can funk with this man that used to be with your friend? All right, It just depends on the women and the nigga honestly. Like, let's say, is the girl who dated a guy in college they ended up feeling like they were better as friends, and then in your late thirties, your best your best home girl meet him and they like each other. Would you keep

her from Datingum? No, I'm never loyal to men in that way, like we can. Yeah, these niggas for everybody. Sorry, unless if somebody I was about to marry or somebody I had been in a relationship with for years, then it's a problem. And it was like serious, Yeah, then it's a problem. Like I'm like, damn, you'll always liked each other's going on right behind my back when y'all licking each other, right, I would have questions then, But

do you ask for permission first? Like y'all run into each should you tell your friend like, hey, man, I read into such and such. You know, we exchange numbers and we've been texting. I wanted to see if it's okay if we hang out. How do you feel about that. I feel like before you get that nigga your number, you should hit me up, all right? You know I used to do you run and tell me like hold on, you look good, but hold on a second. Let me call my friend. One second, we call my friend. Is

that really how it goes down? Or you get a number and then update the b better go beach putting your face? What about? What about um guys that you have a crush on, Because I've liked a couple of guys and my friends end up working with them, Like they know I like him. I've been very um so y'all liked him at the same time, it's like nah, okay, I'll tell you a situation. So it was a guy.

Um he was actually a professor at the college. At the college and he was fine, like I really I liked him like I was Actually one night in the club, I ran into him and he was talking to me until I told him I was one of his students. The nigga like walked off like he got the funk about it. There are real quick feel like a couple like maybe a year later, So she ran into him like she knew the story behind the nigger not even

a year later. It was within the same year. Some months later, she ran into him at a house party, hooked up with him, and all he did was fun. It's not like he kept her. So you well, no, that's not girl, cod because you weren't working with him and he wasn't about to funk with you because you were his students. So it wasn't like she violated. I don't feel like she's violent. I feel like it's a violation.

How you couldn't have them Listen, I could have had him later on if now, I would never if I run into him, if he's not married, I went pursue him now because she don't sucked him. Yeah, you see what I'm saying. You didn't have no, you didn't have no DIBs over that man. I definitely had DIBs over that man. She didn't even know that man. I didn't even know that nigg existed, bitch, She didn't know he existed. So all these names, but she didn't go out looking

for him. She ran into him, girl, and she's just happened to not be his motherfucking student like you, man. That man was not awful. That man was awful, limits bitch, We could argue about that all day long. That man was awful limits because you're talking to him for five minutes. In the it was longer than five minutes, it was anyway, that's my nigger in my mind. So no, bitch, why are you trying to talk to him? What is up?

It's all these niggers you can sunk with. You gonna sunk with a nigger I told you I liked, So whatever, bitch, we don't agree on that one. Hey, all right, So this is the infamous one. Do you tell your friend if you know their man it's cheating? And what if y'all are good? What if you good friends are both of them? Like, what do you think you should if I know my good friends man is cheating, I'm telling her if they're both my good friends, I ain't saying ship.

I'm staying out of it. And and honestly, it depends on the good friend and how many times he didn't

got caught cheating. Like, let's say this is the first time I'm telling her, But if he doesn't been got caught a million times, and she ain't leaving what, I'm just gonna bring her some more agony for him when she ain't going nowhere by my business right because I didn't had it where I don't told a good friend that her man was cheating, send her pictures and everything, and they broke up, got back together, and I was no longer invited to the barbecues and ship. Why y'all

mad at me? I wasn't exactly she broke up my else. Yeah, she broke up with me. Shame, that's why. So that's a slippery slope when it comes to your friends and their relationships. Okay, if it's my best best friends, like my day one best friends, I'm telling because we're telling each other. Yeah, I'm telling you, um because I think we'll have a It would be like you understand each other better. You know. I'm not telling you out of malice or trying to disturb your day. But I don't

know it just it depends on the friend. It depends on a friend. Otherwise I mind my fucking business, because I know women will let your ass go because you told them something about their man, or they'll make it like a problem with you. I didn't have one of my friends Niggas and one of my other friends, d m R. We was on her phone together and I was like, I've seen the nigga name. I was like, oh, wait a minute, that's my home girl nigga. So I

ain't saying nothing to my home girl about it. But when I saw him, I said something to him about it. It's like, don't do that. That's not what's up, because if you do, you're gonna be put me in a place where I'm gonna have to say something. Now, what if you're friends were to find out that he was in the other friends dam and then you knew about it and didn't tell him. A lot of women will discard your ass because of that because you didn't tell them.

How she gonna know I knew about it? Maybe gone, he might have snitched on you, like well, dam new like Tam knew. I'm like, I ain't no ship for you lying you. Yeah, these niggas ain't ship boy all right? So look, is it okay for your friend to hang out with your husband or your boyfriend without you knowing? If they didn't planning a vacation trip, surprise or birthday party for me? Why y'all hanging out without you knowing, without getting your permission? Like they just meeting up for

lunch somewhere just to talk and hang out. Were they friends before? Like? Did I meet my man through her? And they were like close friends? Those are all the mirrable, So let's just stay to the That's the only way that's gonna work for right, is that they were already friends right prior to me, because now I can't say, Okay, now y'all can't be friends anymore because we're together. But you know, what the funk you mean, my niggafure, unless

you're planning my proposal or a surprise for me. I just don't understand why the funk y'all learned together, right? And what the hell y'all got so important to talk about right that I wasn't in on the loop? I talked to you this morning? Why the fund wasn't I invited? You know? And look, so that's pretty much all I had um pretending to like women and their relationships with men and how other women should conduct themselves as friends. So this goes more into like the women on women

um about this friendships. So I have a pet peeves. I don't like bitches wearing the same perfume as me. So that's the whole woman called for me, Like where the fund is your smell good? Bitch? What if she accidentally left her perfect are something? You accidentally left your perfume. But I don't want you smelling like me in the club or where we are, wherever we are at, Like I know, I'd be having like great, You're not gonna smell like There's a note that's missing from every fragrance,

and that's the note that your body creates. So you will smell different even with the same perfume on. Not all the time. That's not true. All the time your note changes. Look, bring your smell good. I'd be buying like real good expensiveship. Did you you shop at Victoria's Secret and you wait till you get to my house to use my ship? No, bitch, I don't mind y'all perfume. If a nigga can't decide which one of us he want to funk with because we got on the same perfume,

that is not the nigga for me. Okay, you can have that one, all right? What about girls night? If there is a girl's night, it's never okay to bring your nigga. Don't even ask if he can come. I hate when bitches do that. Why is your nigga here? Why is Tyrone here? I'm gonna I can't even talk to you about my other niggas because You're nigga is sitting here. Now he's gonna be judging us, say you hang around. They already gonna say that because of this podcast.

Rapids would talk around his motherfucker. Man, alright, so who does that? Has? Have you ever had someone bring the nigga to girls night? Yes, like dinner, Like we're meeting up for dinner and here you come walk in with your man, Like, what the funk? Maybe I wanted to just talk to you, now I got I can't even talk about what I wanted to talk about because your nigga is sitting in my face. When he comes. You just bring their nigga to their herald point? Manh why

is he here? And? I hate? I hate? I hate when the nigga be trying to tell me how to do the girl here. I've had that happen and when he finished talking, I would turn to her and I'd be like, so what would you like? That's like bringing your kids? Why is he here? Yeah? I have Clane spring kids too, and I don't mind the kids as much as the boyfriend. Why I didn't even talk to you. That's controlling. So he want to dictate how her hair looks. Yeah, be telling me how to do her hair. Not be

looking at him, black boy. If you don't get the funks out of my fucking face. You don't see that sign on the door, nigger what you're doing in here? And I'd be like, is that what you want? What he said, is that what you want? I don't care if he paid for it, right fucking Or a girl's trip and she's staying down the hall with her nigga. I mean, you can stay down the hall, but don't bring your nigga fun somebody else while you there. I'm jumping.

It wasn't even because I was reading at the same time, but at registered so at my stop calling just mind, I was like, right, all right, woman, code, I don't believe your friends should ever be Yes, Ma'am's like just yeah everything you say or yeah that everything you do. If you're sucking up, you're sucking up. So I feel like you should check your friends if they're sucking up in love life and in business. You need to let

her know. I do have friends. Tell me that sometimes it's easier for me to just let me just think what I think than try to correct me because it becomes an argument and they don't feel like fighting with me, so they just be like, girl, you got it, But that's not good. You're a bully. Probably you think you ain't. I'm not no bully me. That's preposterous. Hey, look, I can't be bullied. So I just got a very strong opinion and it's hard to sway me. But sometimes it was.

You know, it's important to have friends that don't care about how I feel. Right, you're just gonna tell you, like, bitch, you're sucking up and here's why exactly. But see, I'm the type they'll be like, well, let me tell you how you funked up last week. You know your nigga, Like you call me to talk about your nigga. Now you're telling telling me about my nigga. Like, bitch, we doesn't even talk about my nigga. You call me about it about something with your man. So why are you

bringing up what I went through with my nigga last month? Bitch? You want my ad? I want you to agree with me. Oh no, if your friend is sucking up, let her know we do not um reward bad behavior period the fuck. No, all right, this is a major girl code woman code for me. Don't be hating other women. You haven't talked to your friend, and you'd be like, you know, you realize that your friend is a whole fucking hater, just

the way they talk about other people. Like you may look at this person and think this is this girl is gorgeous, she's pretty, she got this that, and think whatever going on? But your friend just talking about her like a fucking dog, Like you're just hating on that girl. How do you tell your friend being a hater right now? You don't, I just say it. I'm like, stop, I ain't hate. I'm just saying with everybody, no, but you

hater right now exactly. And if it's a general consensus that this person is this ship and you just over here like creating reasons why he ain't, you're fucking hater. But I don't did that before, like saying something about a bit you did, I realize like, like damn, I was hating. Yeah, it was not nice to him. He was hating on That's just now I have done that. You know, I ain't even gonna lie it happened sub consciously,

a sub conscious hater the fuck. I tried my best to support everybody, though, but hey, yeah, I guess the hate being me sometimes. Listen, this is a big one for me too. If your friend looks fucked up, you gotta tell them, because what's what's the What's the first thing we say when we see a woman that's not aesthetically put together? What's the first thing we say? Usually she ain't got no friends? Where her fucking friends at? Right? So?

But then sometimes you got friends that like you don't told them about what they wear, how they do stuff, and they do it anyway. What then are you gonna do? You let people be happy with who they are, how they are. Like, bit, you can't go everywhere with us. We're gonna stop in fighting your ass. Now. If every time you put something, you gotta be like this, look all right, it's look okay, Bit you ain't got nothing

that you know? Look bomb. But that's me. I always want I need validation from my friends in my outfit. I'd be calling y'all like ho, look, even though I'd be feeling cute. I just need you to tell me that's something different. Bitch girl called woman called safety first. You never drive off without making sure your friend is in the house, right, Okay, that's true. That's a that's a big Listen, so do you lack Let's say y'all

came together, y'all always leave the club together. It's just feel like at a certain age you can let a bit go on by her business. Now, I letting my friends if they noticeably drunk and you met somebody in the club, or you're texting something I know you wouldn't be working with if you weren't drunk, I might say something like, are you sure you want to do that? Girl? Breaking? Carry your ass home? H Because well, when I was young, like when I was, you know, really young, like we

came together, we're leaving together. But now in my thirties, like, girl, go get that d um, that's probably not safe. But all my girls carry straps though, and not the kind of they kind. But that's a whole, isn't um? All Right? There's a going you have to turn into a professional photographer when you're taking pictures that you're fucking friends, and you are not to post any pictures that haven't been

cleared by your friends first either period. You can tell when they post an ugly picture of you or like you're not lost weight now you're extra fining. Your friend posting an old ass fat throwback Thursday, bitch, whore you're playing with you hope't even me no more. Bit you're a whole fucking hater. One of my friends. Oh, that's not fair, because your friend might think you're beautiful at anything, so you can't really sit here in one of my

then she's not your friends. One of my ex friends, one of my ex friends sister posted a super fat picture of me once randomly. It wasn't even a throwback, nothing, just randomly, And at that point I was super find why did you post this picture? And we don't even talk like that? What was that of out? She was trying to remind me, bro when me, bitch, she's trying to remind me, bitch, I'll remember, humble, humble yourself, That's what she said, humble, humble myself home, bitch, I'll remember

that I sat bitches stole inside. Sometimes some days I overeat. I remember, so I went on a church with a group, a group chip with some bitches and some a man, no right, and we end up sharing like Facebook and Instagrams with each other. And then when I went to her Instagram, she had this picture of me up there. I was ordering my fish and it was just like she took a can and shoting me ordering fish and I'm looking at crazy and fat. I don't like girl.

What the he posted? Hayden, Hey, the bitches be hating. This is a friend of a friend that posted that. Yeah. Oh hell no, see that's some bullshit. That's some real bullshit. I'll be I'd be funny about going on group trips with bitches. Listen. I went on a group trip once with some friends I met st when I lived in St. Louis, And when we got there, I was like so happy.

I was like, I'm so happy y'all all pretty? Because I only knew my one friend right, and it was two of her friends, so it's four of us, and I didn't know the other two girls. But when we got there, I was I'm so happy you all pretty okay, because I don't like hanging around ugly bitches. Man, they'd be ruining the trips and ship like that. Man, they'd be acting funny the whole time. No. I went on this one group trip and me and one of my close friends who's still one of my best friends. Today

we got into off argument about nothing. We was really drunk and we got into this big argument about nothing, and then we was trying to like have a conversation to piece it out. And then some random bitch that's on the trip gonna say yeah, because I mean, I could see why they might like why you they think you're shady because I heard you talking about me in the back seat, Bitch, I don't know you. I was like, getting this, bitch, I don't know you how I'm not

talking about you, talking about you? But I was like, is this gag up? On Tammy Day? You got a random bitches talking about I'm talking about them in the backs where you talking about her? No, I don't know talking about you for what? Because not because I heard you laughing in the man Oh no, she was trying to have a problem with you, and she she chose that opportunity when you were beating with a friend. Bit shut up, Yeah, because I'm laughing in the back seat.

And look when I say I don't want to hang around ugly bitches, they could be. And it's not just aesthetics as personality, but the funck. No, if it's some bitches, I don't know. I don't feel like dealing with some random attitudes from some random bitches because they're salty, nobody trying to haul at them the whole time, or something crazy like that girl, she got an attitude all the dudes whoever let us in v I p you got an attitude with these niggas, like you're mad at these

niggas for no reason, like just acting stink. I don't have the time for that. I don't. I don't really have those experiences no more. I think we had those experiences as young women. Like bitches, you better let my ugly friends with me with you want some of this pussy boy. I don't really got no ugly friends though me neither. I really don't actual I don't think I have no ugly friends. But I just think like pretty

women kind of like flock together. They link up. It's gonna be a nigger listening like these bitches think they and they not. Hey, No, I know if I ain't let a bit think what I think period. All right, So make sure you have the name, address, and social security number of the guy whose house your friend is going to. Woman code security. Just playing, But I need you to send me a fucking drop the dop please so I know where you have. Just share your location

with me. Yeah, I had my friends share your location for twenty four Yes, I need to know where the funk you at. I will do that, but not I mean get his soul security. But we're about the scammal. But other than that, I don't need it. Listen, always speak up if you think your friend's friends isn't their friends. Have you ever like friends? Yes? Have you ever had a friend and you realize her friend ain't really her friend? Like I guess that may be along the lines of

telling somebody about their boyfriend. But like you see, like little hate and ship this girl is doing. Would you tell them one of my good friends, like one of my best friends. Now we met because I was doing her and her friends here, and when I did her friends, I did her friends here. First I did her hair and I said, yeah, how long you and so so been friends? You'll best friends? She was like, no, not really, we need best friends. I mean we you know, we

went to undergrad together. Um, and now y'all they lived together. They were roommates at the time, going to school and whole another state. They came together, so they were best friends. With the one girl, she was like, no, we're not really friends like that. She's not she's not my top five. So I was like, so then when I did the other friends here, I was like, hey, um, actually the same thing. Basically, I say y'all that. She was like, yeah,

like that's my Yeah, that's one of my best friends. Yeah, we went to undergrad together, we lived together. Like, yeah, that's one of my best friends, one of my closest friends. So when some ship had guys stupid between them, I didn't told because now I'm now I'm more friends with the second girls who here, I did, I'm more friends

with her, So I let her know. Like when some dumb ship was happening like that at least was about to be up and they're moving out and she's getting her own place and this bitch wants to come sleep on her couch over here, I'm like, listen, don't let her do that. Because when I first met y'all, she said, y'all more friends. I mean, she said you weren't her best friend. She said that you're not even her top five,

But maybe that had changed over time. They had known each other for years, what change over time like them not being friends they were living together. How much time was it before the conversation, like a year later, Like a year later when the least is up and I told her that's not your friend. Don't even I wouldn't even associate myself with her. No, they're not friends down to this day, and I'm so friend with my friend. So did I steal her friend? I do steal people friends.

But if a person is not your top five, does that not make you not friends? So no, But if one person considers the other person a best friend and this other person doesn't. Oh, so the other girl was saying, that's my best friend, and she was like, she's not even my top five, that's what was happening. But then you opportunities. You were using her. Basically you didn't even consider her a friend, but you were using her. No,

she considered her a friend, just not her top five. Well, listen to me and your friends, and you don't even consider me, Like I'm saying, if first of all, I wouldn't even offer a list for anybody, I wouldn't be like, she's not in my top five friends, She's not my top five, Like was a't we rappers shut the funk up? That's so fucking stupid, all right, it's dumb doing my offers. Look, and this is the last on this long ass list

of girl code woman code. You always celebrate your friend's success period, that's a big one, like it's your own. But here's the thing. Sometimes it can be hard to celebrate people's successes when you're down, when you're not happy with it in your life. I know that can be hard, but you still want to celebrate. You want to uplift and give them their flowers for sure, because your time

is coming, you know. And if you're surrounding yourself by people who are doing a lot of successful things, you're going to be successful. It's gonna happen. You you're trying to do some ship and you're surrounding yourself by bums, it won't happen. But you know, if you have a friend that doesn't scelebrate your success in a way. All right. So I have got my Range Rover and I was

so excited. I was like, I got a car. And I went to one of my friend's house and I was like, hey, I'm pulling out with my new car, and she came to her door. She didn't come outside. She just came to the doorway and she was on the stand. She was still on the phone, and she's like, oh, what years that? And I told her. She's like, oh,

that's cute, So come in. So I came in. I was like disappointed that she didn't come outside and give me a who But I had to consider that she was having like a lot of trouble in her relationship, in her work and the things that were going on in her life. And I couldn't take it personal. I didn't feel like that my friend didn't support me or love me any less. I just knew that at that time it was hard for her to celebrate me in

that way. So I didn't take it personal. Yeah, I mean, I'm just another type of person that has to be celebrated for real, So I don't need like the validation, not saying like you needed validation from your friend. But I wouldn't have felt no type of way or she didn't come at the door, I probably wouldn't even have pulled up. I just I don't be liking to disturb people,

especially if I know they're going through some ship. I just would just you know, well, she knew she was going through, but you didn't think about it until after the fact. Yeah, I didn't think about it. I wasn't even considering like what she was going through at the time. I just was like excited and I wanted to share my excitement with my friends, you know. Yeah, but see

the type of person I am. Let's say it's the other way around, and I'm going through some ship or I don't feel good or whatever, I'm still gonna be like outside like, even though on the inside, even on the inside, I feel like even if I feel like that on the inside and outside like and that's what I mean. Celebrate your friends successes, man, there, because your time's coming your Yes, it is so damn You think it's woman code a real thing or bro code a

real thing. Yeah, it's a real thing. It's a real thing that most people don't live by. Right. And I got a friend that probably wants to be my friend and again in life, but I don't know how to

be her friends. And especially because I found out recently, like we haven't been friends and years, but I found out recently that a couple of years ago, she fucked one of my ex boyfriends that she cleaned just to hate his guts years prior, like not years part whenever we were together, she was like, I can't I don't even see why you talk to him like I can't stand him. But then like, from what I know she

told him, Nigga, she always liked him. Bitch, you haint never been my guy there and friend, I'm putting that on wax. You ain't never been my friend, girl, And that's why the universe would allow me to be friends back with you, because you're shady. You're fucking shady, boots, and you wanted that dick the whole time. And if me and actually see you on the street, we're gonna beat your ass, especially before. We don't want them are exactly. And you know, I didn't even feel no type of

way about the nigga. I really feel a way about her. I don't really have like any animosity against the guy because Nigga, again, we expect this whack ship out of these guys. But I just even though we aren't friends, or we weren't friends even at the time when she did suck them, I just feel some type of way that you were still trying to be my friend, you know, like come back into my life at some point throughout the years, and I just couldn't get there, Like I

don't know how to be I couldn't. I didn't know how to be her friend. And now finding this ship out, now I know why my like the universe wouldn't allow me to be her friend again because you're want some real shady ship. But now she feels justified, probably somewhere like she didn't want to be my friend always, so I ain't wrong for a way him ship girl, it's a whack bitch man. I'm very comfortable with the people in my life right now, very very comfortable. I've only

lost like three friends in life. You know what I'm saying. I'm thirty six years old. I've only lost three friends in life, two women and a guy. I'm off theble with the people I know now. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Three motherfucker's I lost so many. I keep the same friends forever. Bit because I value my friends. I value relationships way more than money. People just have no problems that relationships are more valuable than you know what I'm saying.

But here's the thing. I have friendships in but I'm never done. Like I have ended a few here in this past year, but prior to that, I never I would take everybody for face value and just be like accepting with all their trauma and all their bullshit and just say, oh, that's part of life. People are gonna come with their ship. I want people to accept me with mine, and I would keep toxic motherfucker's in my life forever. Now, you gotta get some people up out

of there, man, because everybody definitely don't mean you. Well. I remember I lost one friend, but I threatened to beat her up too, and that's oh so was our friendship is supposed to be open when I threatened to beat you up, No, because I knew you didn't mean that. And we're getting money together. So girl, fun that let's fight and let's get back to work. Right. You know you are my fucking friend for life, for life. You're for life for like a game. So this is what happened.

I went to Atlanta. This is before I was living in Atlanta. I was doing I had a job interview at the bank and my home girl was already living there. So I was like, I'll come that morning, go to my interview and just stay with you the weekend and let's hang out. She was like, I ain't got no money to hang out with. And during that time I was dating the Dominican drug dealer. I was like, we don't need to worry about money. Don't worry about it.

So came to her house after the interview. I didn't get the job, but anyway, came to her house after the interview. Her hair wasn't done with the hair start bars some hair. I did her hair, like I got nothing to wear. We went to the mall, bought her outfit by her shoes, like, just got her lace to go out. We go out. I'm about like. I bought groceries for her house. Like I tricked off on her the whole weekend. So it's Sunday. I was gonna leave

Monday morning. She was having like niggas come through and um, she has some weed. She had a little bit of weed, right, but she ain't had no cigar and she gonna come in, come in the room and say, can you buy me airl I was like, and it's a nigga out there about to smoke the weed with her. I was like, that nigga buy a cigar. He about to smoke, and I wasn't smoking during the time because I'm trying to get a job or whatever. So she got mad at I told her to ask the nigga. Well, she didn't

say nothing. She walked out, and I came in the living room. I was like, hey, can you buy us a cigar? So she got mad because I asked him to buy a cigar? Right, But I didn't say it like I wasn't flirting with him. I just said hey. He's like, oh, yeah, that's cool, and she's like, why are you asking him to do that? I was like, well, you just seem like you don't want to ask him, and we need a cigar. Y'all need a cigar. So

she got mad about it. They smoked. I went back in the room, they smoked, and then when he was gone, she was like, yeah, I'm about to go somewhere. So what you're about to do like basically saying I gotta get out of her house? And it was hard, and I meant, I live in Columbia, South Carolina, and this is Atlanta, Georgia, so that's three hours away, so you're gonna put me out of your house in the night. Because because I asked the nigga bus cigar. Literally, that's

all that happened. What the funk? I left her house, Like I leave, that's not a problem. But um, she sent me this in the text too, like you need to go basically, so I was like, I'm gonna beat your ass when I see you send me all the money, all that money I spent on you this weekend. I'm gonna need you to run that back. And I probably shouldn't have did that, but I told her either give me that money back I spent on her this weekend, or I'm gonna beat her up. So she she sent me.

She sent me a certified check in the meal, and we never talked again. Well, look at least she gave you that money back. She might have really I was not. She might have really thought you was gonna run down to her ass. I was. I was so hurt. Yeah, I couldn't. That's terrible. Why are you doing me like that? Over? But then she said all right. Then she also said that I think I'm better than everybody because she took me to her friend's house. Right, they have no electricity.

They had a baby up in there, but they smoking weed and drinking beers in the dark, and I was sitting in there like where the funk am I? And I probably did have like a little add not an attitude, but this is just and look, not my vibe, just peasantry. First of all, I am better than you. Let's listen. If you're feeling that I was better than you, just know that I am. Because why are y'all in the head with the baby, drinking liquor and smoking, smoking in

the dark. Where are your priorities and why are you hanging around these type of people? Bitch? We was never meant to be friends. Thank you for running me that chat. And that's what I told her when we got in the car. I was like, this is not the type of people you need to be surrounding yourself with. You you said that about my friends, and you just think you're better than everybody. Oh girl, good ridding good. That

was my life long friend. We fell out about money, girl, good riddens y'all to not fall about money, y'all fell out about principle. Why are you around here asking me for money to smoke with this dude and not asking him a dollar exactly damn cheap. So let's go into

random sex facts. All right, So today's random sex fact is brought to you by so Wet and Live dot c O dot z A. Apparently, in several countries, some new brides placed tiny bags containing chickens blood into the vagina prior to intercourse to prove the hime and was intact before marriage. In other countries, women have placed congealed sheep's blood in their vagina. Is for the same purpose.

Y'all want to make sure y'all bleed them. Then they condict to prove you a virgin because you ain't a virgin. OI is because you just might not bleed your first time. They've been either that or men. I guess sometimes your hyman doesn't always break the first time you have sex first of all, so I know if you do good gymnastics exactly, so you may not bleed the first time. So it's just you're trying to prove to a man that you're a virgin by bleeding. But you don't really

have to bleed your first time. That's just weird. So we're just basically trying to again the expectations men have. We're just feeding it by putting some fucking chicken blood in your pussy. The funk is that about? It must be very important to you together, because I ain't putting no chicken blood nowhere nothing. Yeah, like you trying to get salmonella. Pussy shut up, shut your dat chicken chicken blood do not smell what you could get me to stick that bag? And exactly like, what the fun could

you imagine trying? They gotta have health issues after that ship? What the hell? I don't know what sheets blood smelled like, but that sounds like something that really sound like some voodoo type ship. You already got the man, you'all already married, right, I'm still trying to Yeah, so that's you from Charleston. Y'll be doing and boodo. You know, like people try to say women from Charleston don't ever eat spaghetti from them because we put our period blood in the spaghetti. Child,

I can't say that no one's ever done that. I've never done that. The pussy alone back well, okay, yeah, I never did a nasty ship like that, But I can't say people haven't done it because it has. I feel like, um, things like that come from a real place, So somebody did it at some point. Can you teach me a spell. You know, I really don't know how to do spells. I just have to watch my thoughts and the things I think because I really be manifesting

ship and it could be good or bad. So when i'd be telling people I'm a witch, that's really what I mean. It's like I have to watch my thoughts. Even like when I hate somebody, I have to watch my thoughts about them because I've had I've made things happen to people, um, and I can't say it wasn't. Can you make something happen to my bank account? People, bitch? Look, I need to make something happen to my bank account. Fucking me. Let me go ahead and and brew that

up right now. So yeah, shout a hund range of that would help you, a bank bitch. All right, y'all. If y'all enjoy this episode, please tune in every Thursday on the I Heart Radio Apple wherever the fun you get your podcasts at. And this is your girl A J Hit Us Up or We Talked Back podcast on Instagram. We got a YouTube channel too, is We Talked Back p O D Hit us Up on YouTube as well. We got a couple of videos. We are going to be pushing to get more video for you guys. It's

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