Ep. 15 "Cabaret Chronicles" with Joseline Hernandez

don't like titties the fuck. I like, like, I don't like titties on men or women, and I like, I definitely like hips on men. I seen this guy the other day. He was so hippy. I was like, damn baby bearing hips. Yeah, you your mama soon, y'all. It's Tam bam like and it's a j And we are back with a new episode of We Talked Back and we got some fun ship today. Yes we deal. We got the Puerto Rican Prinson, the Puerto Rican pimps. Yes, Joscelyn her Nandez stepped into the studio. What we talked

back and we're not looking amazing. I know. I'm so you gotta get my whole life together because I can't deal. I can't deal. I was so upset after we, uh we hung up with her. I just went to say, a fucking you know what, I'm just gonna eat this motherfucking can't can't calling me back. It's over for this summer. It ain't never over, girl, it ain't never over. No, I'm joking because on May one, hold on, what's today?

So on not today when you're hearing this, but in two days, I need you to start doing your squats. We're doing the squat Challenge, a hundred squats of day. Ladies, y'all been in the d M saying that y'all down. I want to see the masses, okay, and not just because I like them, but because I want you to look good. Y'all. Please make sure y'all charge tam for y'all for these pictures. Because this bitch enjoys this type

of ship, all right. So she so she's she wants to see the pictures for her pleasure, So make sure y'all send for my pleasure, not just for pleasure. I also what is like us to all look fine together? We talked back batties. All right, so look we want to get into this interview with Jocelyn. We're talking with Joscelyn about UM, her new show which is on the second season of Johnson's Cabaret. She has some lovely ladies on a wild crew, some lovely ones and some not

so lovely bitches on there. I love all the homes. Now my favorite too, UM was the girl from South Carolina. UM, big flex lex big flexi, big lexi Flexi. What you haveing was? And then the Barbie chick just yes, and the Barbie chick because she was just like, oh, I've been in nightser places in this like now she's a real car hopper, right, she said she get her money off the dresser, not the food year that, but which one would you prefer? I feel like dancing is less stressed, right,

and you get in shape. Your pussy ain't getting stretched out. I don't know if you're pussy really can stretch out, but it's not getting used to. Maybe she gets paid if she has, like UM, a constant set of clients. Maybe maybe she grosses, you know, two hundred thousand dollars a year. I don't know. I'd like to know the difference the pay scales amongst two different industries. I know, um,

I knew a guy. He was a pimp in Las Vegas and his girls only fucked Asian men that were in town from Asia, so you know they pussy wouldn't get stressed out. Hey, look, before we get in trouble, let's get into this motherfucking interview, right, all right, all right, my bad, my bad. Here comes jobs with y'all. And we had the Puerto Rican Princess on, yes, ma'am, but after watching season two, episode one, we need to start calling you the Puerto Rican Queen, baby pimp. I don't

know which one. I'm not a pimp. I'm not a pimp. I'm just, you know, I'm just I just felt like it was just super dope to be able to put camas around me filming the actual cabalaret, and it was I mean, you know, the ladies wanted to dance in the cabaret with me, they wanted to join the cabaret, and you know, it was a petition. So exactly what's the premise of the whole show, because we understand so are you planning to take this on tour? The show. So so we had a performance, and we had the

first ever performance in Atlanta, and it was crazy. Everybody came out to see us. It was a line around the corner. The performance weren't great, you know, I side of all the nonsense that went behind, you know, behind closed doors with the ladies, the performance weren't great. So yeah, my whole thing was to always say johnson Is Cabaret to Vegas like a show girl show. That was to be my whole thing since that, uh, since I came out with that, that with the idea of doing Johnson's Cabaret.

So what better to do putting the show together and the performance together than have cameras there. You know, it's gonna go mayhem, especially when the ladies are actually trying to compete to be on the show. Because a lot of the ladies really understood what I was doing with the cabaret as far as like going to Vegas and having the show and you know, making a huge and bigger than life. So a lot of the ladies felt

my answer. They understood that. So it wasn't great. There's one there's one winner, so basically there's one winner for me. It was okay, so four ladies join me to dance to perform at the end of the cabaret, and one of the ladies she won the grand prods and she also performed, So it was ten thousand dollars the first the lady that wanted, she want ten thousand dollars. She actually got to perform and the performance was great. Me. I was shocked that they actually did that good and

the people enjoyed it and clapped steading ovation. That was like, okay, ship, what's that what I mean? So I was I was shocked, But but then again I wasn't because they actually rehearsed every night, every single day. They rehearsed at the house. UM, and they did great. M they did great. And you know, a lot of these ladies they got their own issues and their own problems, so they put everything aside and they did what they had to do. Right. You gotta

music career, you gotta popping ass TV show. You're a wife and a mother. How do you juggle all of that successfully? How are you doing? I'm not married yet because I was gonna get married, but the COVID kind of got in the way. But I'm still engaged. Um, and you know, being a mother and working and doing

everything at one time. It gets really hard, right, But it's all about having a schedule and the calendar and kind of like it's like you gotta make a make the world go around, Like everybody wake up every morning and were all hustling and working and running here and money there. I think I do it pretty well because I have you know, I might be late a couple of minutes. Okay, I might be late a couple of bits, but and then you know, Bonnie's four. She just came forward,

so it's a little bit easier to take school. She's been going to the same school for a while. Um, you know, go back, go to the studio, record or film something. I'm just I just go do it and come back on. You wouldn't come back on, So I kind of work it out like that. I was watching Season one and I know your fiance saying he wants to get married and out of space. Do you feel like that's like him buying time or he really want to have a celestial wedding, Like he's serious, he would

love to go get married up there. You're about me, I mean I would probably like I don't know if I would want to go to school. It would be cool, but then I a lot of people won't be able to come and join the wedding and see the wedding. So you know, I don't know if I would. I just want to go get married up there just because he wants but wants to. But I think it's a cool thing to doing it, and it's doable, right, you know because you you can go to space now exactly,

Elon must doing it. If he can do it, you can go to space now, so like you can do it. But no, I don't think he's buying time. He's a swep guy. And why wouldn't you want to marry me like yesterday? Right? Why I wouldn't listen? So, Um, you guys made it through the pandemic. So we watched you

on marriage boot Camp. Do you think that? And I guess that was recorded, I would assume yeah, yeah, yeah, So do you think that you know the the therapy you guys received in marriage boot Camp um attributed to your relationship success now because a lot of people are getting divorced and breaking up during quarantine and child you

get to really know who you went. Well. I definitely learned, We definitely learned each other doing quarantine, but we also I guess we also grew and because I think, like, you know, waking up with a person every day and seeing the same face every day, or dealing with the same things every day kind of like it's like really, but I embraced it, and I think us embracing each other. So I actually think I learned that life on the

book camp. That was a good question. I had to think about it, but I should be learned a lot, and I think it helped us stay together. But I think like people that want to stay together during quarrence, you or not, I think that you want to stay together. And you know, I think my fiance we do a lot of talking and a lot of planning. I think when you talk a lot and plane a lot, you're always gonna get you where you wants. Yeah, expectations, right,

especially if you're in a relationship. So I recognize the changing you as a woman, you know. I don't know if anybody else does, but I can see like a change in Johncely I kind of um, I can tell that your man is not somebody you could just play with. Uh, you know, podcast is exactly so you know, our podcast is we talk back and I know you are the type of woman that talks back. So, but I also saw you submit a little bit on marriage boot Camps. Was that hard? Did it come natural when you trust

the man that you're with? Yeah, definitely trust, realistic and um know, I mean sometimes you gotta give in. You gotta like let them maybe a man, and then you have to be a lady. Um and then you gotta know where to do things that you know and when to do things. So definitely in a relationship, you've got it. It's a given it take. So you have to, like, you know, if sometimes your man is upset and he's just like let it go, you just gotta let it go.

And sometimes when you don't feel like you should let it go, you shouldn't let it go. So it's only about a feeling on how you feel at that moment to uh, to deal with to deal with your man or your relationship, you know, to submit or to talk back or whatever the case. Maybe I think it's just like how you feel at that moment, because I'm not gonna be quiet every single time, right, you know, men love women who shut the funk up. I mean I think so I think they do, but I think they

love more than wants to talk. Yes, they want boundaries. Men want boundaries just like right, So I think, like, really, the ladies that get the most love, it's the ones that you know, they don't really care. They got their own stuff going. They're not thinking about the man, and they're like, listen, this is what we're gonna do. Right. And you get to see him on um this episode. You get to hit to see him in every episode on Join Its Cavalaret Atlanta, he was there the whole time.

He helped me through everything. He made the music for the cavalret and um, yeah, he was staying in the house with us. He helped us out a lot. So you'll get to see a lot more realistic. I got a question about that. So on uh, the episode one of season two, you said, don't be trying to come in the house and suck my nigga, dick. You said that right off the gate. How did you feel comfortable having your man in the house with so many women who have a profession where they aren't stud things man like?

I mean, how did I mean? Because I trust him? M hm, So I wasn't thinking about them, I was you know it's about him, like do you trust him? You know. I'm not saying I don't trust the ladies, but I don't know that eighties like that, you know. But I know him and I didn't think he would do anything to her me, especially when it comes down to me, uh doing you know for him, like he's you know, he's a beautiful man and he's had many beautiful woman. He's not like a thirsty man that would

just do that, you know. So I think that if somebody would have tried to suck if they get with him and like bag yo, come get her, you know what I mean, I would definitely feel like he would have called me and he would have let me know what was happening. He wasn't just gonna get Lettuce, I

don't think right alright. Question, you had like a falling out with Daisy and Tastity in season one, and y'all seem like y'all was pretty cool at one point and then y'all made up in the season finale, y'all squash you'all be Will we see them in season two at all? Are they completely out of the picture, Like, are y'all cool now? Or actually they're not in season two. The only person that's on season two from season one is

two ladies. He's uh Sapphire and mhm. So they came back, and I mean, I haven't seen Daisy, I haven't seen another of the other ladies from season one. I don't know what they're doing. But Lucky definitely came back. And Lucky was a big part of Johnston's Cavaray Atlanta. She really stepped her game up and she really came to play. She really came to win, she really came to handle her business, and uh, you will get to see a lot of Luck at this season. She was really She's

one of my favorites too. She she surprised me, like how she came back this season, because like last season she was a little scared. It was a little different. Now she came and she she put that she's very she's very strong, and I was like, damn, you shocked me. I didn't know he was gonna come back doing all of that, right, But like I just feel like she was like, man, I'm not gonna let nobody punk me right right, She's the Cavalret captain. Let her tell her now.

But she's definitely at the Cavalret captain, but she is about the bottom bitch. Lucky term what is it? What is the bottom? Is really just the bitch that handles when you like when I'm when I'm doing some of this stuff and I can't handle the Cavalret ladies. She's gonna come through and make sure everything wrong. Smoothe Lee. The Barbie girl says she was the bottom bitch. On the first episode, she decided she was the bottom bitch for you, and her and Lucky seemed to have like

some friction. Does that go on throughout the season? Bobby, Bobbie and I was really cool and we're still cool. You know, I've just seen him at the at the viewing of the show. Barbie is actually cool. She we were really cool. We was hanging out a lot, and I put her in one of my videos, which is the soundtrack for Johnson M'scvarey Atlanta, which is Living your Best Life. She was on the video, you know, she

just you know, she is on the video. Actually she just felt like I guess because I put her on the video and then we was hanging out before we started feeling Johnson It's Cavaray Atlanta. I think that she feels like she was gonna get like special treatments in the house, you can tell them. And I just feel like, you know, it was one of those things that threw her kind of off. But she's seeing that I wasn't showing her any special treatments. You know, it's a competition.

Everybody's gotta everybody they we gotta compete, right, you gotta compete to be in the cabaret. So that's just what I feel. But I honestly, I love Barbie and and look, I funked with Barbie. I funk with Lucky too, right, I funk with Barbie. So Barbie is like funny for me. She's super funny to me, like just a little one little liner. She says. It's kind of dizzy, but it's real fun. And I like Big Lex just because she's from South Carolina. We're originally from South Carolina as well.

Big was it big flex Lex, a big Lex Flex or whatever. I like her too. And she's like a trouble starter right in the house, and she that way the whole show. I mean, I really don't feel like any of the girls were troublemakers. I just felt like just being in the house with ten ladies was hard and that's what made them argue a fight. I really feel like everybody was cool. I feel like everybody was nice. I feel like everybody was you know that it was

a lot of fights. Like episode two, it's like three fights. Are you guys in the house? We're sat in the house for fifteen days? Okay, So I just I don't really feel like nobody was a troublemaker. I just feel like everybody just had something slick to stay to each other to get to the point of the performance that was like real petty with there. What they were saying to each other. They were funny. You know when you when you put a bunch of pussies in the house,

this is what's gonna happen. You know what I'm saying. You put a bunch of pussies in the house. You know, half of the bitches were bleeding throughout the whole god day in season. Everybody here probably linked up at the time, you know what I'm saying. They clicked up so quick. So it was one of those things where like, of course that aroused the problems and the energy in the house to make everybody feel how they failed. But outside

of that I think everybody's sucking awesome. I thought everybody was great. I thought everybody went there for the cabaret, and everybody wanted to perform in the cabaret or win the money or you know, get something out of us.

So I just felt like the ladies were great. I feel like they you know, they got on my nerve a lot because they just at the beginning of the first week, it was non stop fighting mhm, so that I have to like work work through that, and then I was sleeping in the same house within my nighttime, so it's like, you know, I had to make sure my door was locked every night. So I have a question,

all right. Watching the show, I thought it was gonna be like Bad Girls Club with strippers, but I noticed that you do like a lot of mentoring of these ladies, like you're speaking life into these women who are going through hardships. There was a young lady on season one that with the glasses. I can't remember what her name was, and she had lost her mother and things like that.

Do you keep in contact with these ladies or like they've been calling me, got my number, they text me, you know what I mean, like we could link up every every time I did that with Johnson and Cavalariy Atlanta to like one of the young ladies in the first season, she wanted to commit suicide, and I was like, hold god, I saw that You're definitely a mentor for these ladies. I'm like, no, that's not what we're doing.

I feel like a lot of the ladies that went to the cabaret, or a lot of ladies outside of the cabaret, you know, their mothers wasn't there for them. And when your mother is not there for them teaching you and showing you the way, it's like you just don't know. You just don't get it, you know. And for me, I had to I feel like I have to step in. I feel like I have to say, like, this is not how you should do it, you know, and you know life is difficult, but the worst thing

that you could do is skill yourself. Right. That's not a way to walk around and wake up every morning. Those thoughts just really got to be clear from your mind. You should want to fight every day to like live it better life. Absolutely every day you want to wake up to be a better person of yourself, so a better person that you was last night. And I try to teach them. I try to teach them that, not just them, I try to tell you everybody that that's

just easy, Like be the best version of you. Yeah, you gotta have self responsibility, you know, you gotta have self matter possibility. Don't matter how you were, how you were raised, or your life experiences, you're using to make itself stronger. And you have to have self responsibility and accountability, accountability. A lot of people don't have it. Everybody wants to blame everything on everybody, and you shouldn't. You shouldn't blame no, no, nobody.

Your parents, like your parents trying their best, usually your your parents, you know, they try and they suffering trauma of their own that they're trying to survive, you know, and you know, you know, coming from me, like I came from the sun sep Puerto Rico, it was definitely a traumatic place to come from. And so nobody has

an excuse. Like, you know, if you can get past that, you can get past anything absolutely, you know, and be strong and and survive by here, because it's all about surviving, not here, because we all like we all have our own little problems in our minds and well That's probably why you identify so much with the underdog because on last season, Todaisy and Chastity, they weren't as put together or the light skinned bitches in Miami, and you celebrate

it them more. I felt like, is that why? Because of your upbringing and what you remember as growing up in the slums of Puerto Rico. You know, I don't like fake people, and I don't like bitches that be trying too hard, like you ain't gotta do. See, when you do things, um and they're sincere, I'm gonna support you. But when you do things and you're not sincere, you're like a fake bitch and you're just doing it just

because you think you can. And yeah, like when you do when you do too much and it's not really sincere, it's like, I'm not gonna really feel you. I'm not gonna feel you because I know where I come from and I know how you're supposed to go. You don't, and so you I'm gonna always support the ladies that need my support. If you think you gotta know you don't need my support, I'm gonna let you do. You go ahead. I don't heed he I like sweet ladies.

You're not sweet, I ain't working with you. I'm gonna let you go out there and do your own thing. You got it. So what do you think about the demo homicide comment? I know that's something that's where I was about to go next turnding on social media right now. I mean, I don't want to get in depth because we're all grown women. We've all been through things, you know, and it's a woman's choice at the end of the day.

Me personally, I don't believe in struggling. You know, if that's a if that's a hard, tough decision you needed to make at that time and that was best for you. I don't think women should not have that, um that the right to take care of it in a safe way, you know. I don't. I don't really. I mean I didn't really pay, you know, too much attention to the double homicide. I didn't. I didn't understand why people think

you was so funny. But then again, you can't. Maybe people can laugh at whatever they want to laugh at, so you can't be like, okay, but I feel like, hmmm, I feel like everybody has the right to do what they want with their bodies. And I also feel like everybody has the right to say what they want out their mouths. My prayer for Aqua is that she heals from their abortions and everything that she's going through or going through because she's I don't know why Alqua goes

through so much as a woman. And I think she's beautiful. I think she's the tass Stallion, but I don't know, I think just her beauty. Her mind got to catch up to her beauty. Yeah, a lot of women just don't know that. And I feel like a lot of things that we do, a lot of the different mens that we date, is just literally based off our self esteem. It's gotta be because there's no way she's beautiful. So she made you know, she just has to probably work

through that, maybe some therapy or so. I hope she's good now because I know you went through a lot them with that situation. She went through a lot, and I just, you know, it's not a funny, laughing matter. It wasn't. I mean, I didn't think it was funny, but it made for good content for your show though, honestly, really, I mean, you know, it was just one of those things that needed to talk about. And then we'll talk about it more throughout the whole uh season, which will

be on air for three and a half months. We'll talk about it for the whole season because you because you see, we'll talk to therapists and we do a lot of talking about everything that happened. So I think that the girls are going to hear it from it. It's gonna be a cool, cool season to watch. I mean, you gotta have popcorn, you gotta have a cocktail. It's like a movie. How much are you involved in the

production of the show. Well, you know, I owned, I owned the show, and I'm a secutive producer and I'm I'm the creator. I'm the creator of the show. I'm a secutive producer. Um, I mean I'm involved. I'm put it this way. Nothing goes out on this high. Prove. Are you gonna give us as much music in season two as in season one? You know what, I didn't really get to work in a lot of music on season one just because I was so focused on getting

the CABA ray itself off the ground. But season two, like I have three singles, I have like four or five singles out right now. We got finger fucking check, we got slave We Gotta Live Your Best Life, which is the soundtrack for Johnson and Scaba Ray Atlanta. We got Griico, which we performed it. We performed that the Cava Ray. So I got like four singles out right now. So this season you'll get to hear a lot, a lot more. Hold on before we get into anything else,

Let's pay some bills real quick. We have a segment called dumb Best Story. So we are going to read a story that a woman sends us about some ship that happened to him where they got played by Nigga or something like that, and we're gonna discuss it, and I want to hear your thoughts on her story. And then I want to know if you got a dumb in story to tell us. Okay, so actually, do you have it, send it to you dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once or twice. Story,

y'all play well. We asked people to send stuff in. We asked people to send stuff in so then we can give them advice. I mean we kind of give good bad advice a lot of times. What do you mean good bad? Not not bad? But I mean, um, we try to give good advice, but you know, sometimes we may interpret the situation it might be bad. All right. So I'm a forty two year old and my fiance and I have been together for twelve years. He is the father of my two sons. Really he proposed, He

said he was ready to get married. He told me that he's never been in love like this with any other woman. We were in share bliss until a month later after he asked me to marry him, a woman called me and told me that she's been dealing with my fiance for six years. Oh my gosh. Exactly when I confronted him, he confess and apologized, told me that at the time he started the affair, he was feeling low and he was having some issues with himself, within himself.

I forgave him. Then two months later I found out about the other woman that he has been dealing with for many years as well. I had no idea about his side relationships. He has always suggested couples therapy. Um, I don't really know who this guy is anymore. I'm trying to make it work, but it's painful and so hard, and it's so hard to work past the portrayal lies, in deceit. What do you think I should do? Should I leave that, Should I believe excuse me, Jesus Christ.

Should I believe that he's he's a changed man and marry him? Because I am happy? Wow? I say, if you happy staving because it's hard to find happy this out here. If you're happy, stay it work, trying to make it work. If you're happy. The last thing she said is I am happy. Happiness is what we all strive for. Right. The difference between her and some of

the other ladies that she found out right. I'm sure she's not the only one that that's being done to exactly, but she just found out right because probably the the other lady heard about the proposal. M that's probably what it is. So I couldn't stay with that nigger. Though you wouldn't, I probably could stay. It depends. It depends if it's a lot of money involved, Like if we have a lot of therapy, if we have a lot

of businesses together and stuff like that. I'm gonna just keep the flow going the way it was golf, Right, If y'all weren't getting no money together, and you're getting your money and he getting here, you would leave but she said she's happy though, like, well, how could she be happy? Though? Pussy outside of pussy is not a deal breaker for me, It's not, it's not is not. A dead teen is not a deal breaker for me. It's just about how you do it. You're a bad bitch.

It's a deal breaker for you completely. I mean, I wouldn't know. I'm not saying it's okay, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying like, oh, go get outside pussy and then come on home. But that's not a reason for me to dissolve my complete happiness, honestly, Yeah, because you would literally be dissolving everything that you worked for just because of a piece of sucking asks and then a woman who has been on the side for years, and

now you're mad because he's now marrying me. It's why you reached out to me, because you wouldn't never told me. She would have never told me exactly. You were quiet until you know he wanted to marry me for six years. You was quiet exactly. So me personally, like, if I felt like I'm gonna bring up this bitch in every argument, you should probably leave because if you're over it, stay over it and don't be bringing the past up every

time I'll get into some ship. I just don't see how she'll she'll be able to do that, like because I know how I am, I would be. And then let's just say I go fun on somebody. I'm gonna be deflecting like I'm gonna I'm be like, oh, well, well you had a whole bitch for six years, and that would be you should just leave because it's gonna become toxic. I believe, I know it's gonna become toxic. The best thing to do is separate, separate. It's it's

so hard to find happy with somebody though. It's so hard to come by that word, like really truly happy. If she's truly happy, I say, working at it just because it's hard out here. How you know he's not gonna do it again, that's the question. But you get out here somebody this imagine with somebody and steal it from you and ship like you just gotta pick battles us, which was gonna be worse. You know me? I like

to pick my battles too. I feel on the same ship, i'd be all picking the battles like you gotta pick and choose which one you're going, like, like, you can't just yeah, exactly exactly, And that's how I feel about that situation, Like, if you're happy to make it, try to make the work, don't just walk out on it. Happiness is so hard to come by, very hard. Yeah. Alright. So now our last segment before we go um is

ask a Black Friend. So this is where we have non black people ask us a question about anything pertaining to black people. Okay, so this one is from a do name Brandon and says, Hello, my name is Brandon. I'm a twenty three year old white male. I grew up in the hood with mostly black people. I never treated blacks differently than myself, and they didn't treat me

different from them. I feel like a N word with an A not at the e, R at the end, l O L. When I'm with my homies, I used the N word, and it's all of My question for y'all is, if I have lived the culture, why can't I say openly? Thanks? Brandon a real nigga at heart? Why can't can't he say openly, Joscelyn, how do you feel about that? That's a that's a sensitive word for people and I guess if your skin color is not black, Uh,

then I don't know because it's a sensitive thing. If a white person called me a nigga, I'm gonna be mad. So I don't know, you know what I mean, Like, I'm not sure. I just honestly, I feel like, if you're white, you shouldn't say it because you're just not that color. So it's not your culture. You didn't grow up being like what that nigga? Whatout? What out? You know what I'm saying, it's not what you said. He did grow up that, he said. He did grow up

like that. That's what he said. He said, but he didn't don't say that because he's white, No, he did. So I guess they gave him a black card because he grew up in the hood, so he was able to say that, and he feels like a real nigga himself. My thing is is that, to me, black is a culture. It's not necessarily a nation of people. So if the culture is black, he grew up in the black culture.

He then to him mentally, he may identify as he'll never experience, actually have the actual experience that a black person has. So I mean, he could say that ship in his hood. That's what I'm saying. Come outside your neighborhood. You might get your ass beat, Brandon. And that's that's just the gist of it. You might get sunked up out here if you come outside of your neighborhood with

your friends talking about what's something my nigga? Like, I'm it's not gonna find remember the first one to be like, who the fuck is he talking to that around me? No matter you're struggle, no matter where you grew up, no matter how many black friends you have, you just can't say, nigga, you just can't. We don't care about that. We can't. We can't. We're not gonna take that right. That's not what's gonna happen. It's not gonna play. No, it's not not gonna go for that. It's not cool.

But you can try it, Brandon, if you want to. I just don't know how well it's gonna work in your favor. You that writing his ship, bless his ship, split his wig, Brandon relaxed. But why did he saying kind of cool? Like what's uping, nigga? Like why do you want to say it anyway? Though? Like why that's why that's when they ain't gonna say what's something that girls don't say that? Right, what's up my nigga? Don't say no, Just stay away from man for real. It's

just not yours to have. Oh you know why, pe would just be feeling so it's tired, old child. They just want to say it's so bad, like they just wanted to accept them saying it's so bad. Just relax. There's other words you can use here, so many other ones. Right, You're never gonna be a nigga no matter how hard you try. All Right, last question, I know we gotta

wrap up. Yes, I gotta get out of here. Look, before the last question, I want to tell everybody to go and follow me on Instagram or Twitter or Facebook. My Instagram means Jocelyn, my Twitter is miss Jocelyn, and my Facebook is Johnson. I'm gonna this and just press the link so you can catch Johnson E scab right Atlanta every night on Sunday at a p m. That's how you did to see Johnson Discovery Atlanta, which is popping. We've got a new episode this week on this network.

Shout out to suits network. We don't give it no shout out to the network, shout out suit, shout him out loose network. All right, last question, Okay, how the fuck do you keep your body so motherfucking tight? Justly and tell the girls what we need to do. You need to do hi yoga, hi yoga, that's what I do. See my tracks won't allow that. Ship. Yeah, we're going with Joscelyn. I said, Okay, maybe I should go to

hot yoga for sure. Yoga baby, how yoga baby? Getting with the press thing to get out of here, ladies, how much? Thank you for having me or not coming on and come back? And yes, thank you for having me in your amazing podcast. I'll be back whenever you want to have another conversation. We'll probably jump back on before we finished, before the season finishes, we'll come back on and talk some more. Let's do it. Come back, Okay, thank you? Bye. I really enjoyed talking to Jocelyn. That

bitch is bad, you hear me? That's a one bad bitch right there? Boy? Yes, so Johnson said she does hot yoga for the body. Are we doing that this summer group? On? All right, here's the thing. I can't just be only buying vibrators off group on I've been doing we lately. I'm gonna have to switch it up then if I would do hot yo, because my tracks gonna come out. Man, I can't do hot nothing right that gets some fol locks or something and nice protective

All right, ladies questions? Do I feel sexy with your fol locks and braids? I feel like I feel cute with them, But when I tried to sexy it up, I'll just be having trouble feeling sexy with it. Is this is that weird? Is it just me? They had a whole post on that, but you will never wear no brad. I had braids one time last year for the first time many years, but I haven't had raisons and me neither. I love Jocelyn. She's so authentic and always herself. You ain't gotta worry about her putting on

the front for absolutely absolutely not. The Puerto Rican princes really a baddy who talks back, you know, yep. And she's very authentic. I think, um, you know, she was saying how she can't deal with with fake as people. I feel her with that ship. I always have to be myself. I feel uncomfortable trying to conform conform assimilate for other motherfucker's. So yeah, it's a real life free This is freedom to me. So people, I don't even know how to be anybody but right, this is because

you do here for a living. But you know, coming from the corporate world, like sometimes you gotta code switch and be somebody else. But I never was like that. I wouldn't make it look any job I ever had when I would come into office and be like, oh, hair comes trouble. Your motherfucking right, always been trouble, always been a problem. I'm not problematic though, But anyway, I really enjoyed our conversation with um Joshly and I do

appreciate her for pulling up on we talk. Yes, at the end of the season, we want her back for sure. I'm happy that she has the show and she's completely hands on with it. She owns it. Who ray, keep getting your bag job, Yes, keep getting your bag girl. Yes. I love to see it, and I love to see her in a nice, good relationship. It seems nice. It seems good. She found someone that she's compared up with. Right, and she submits too, Yeah, because he don't play that ship.

You don't look like and like i'd be scared him for her on that marriage marriage boot camp. Not really scared, but you know, like you gotta compromise, like you're not gonna be able to just be wilding out to hold your whole life, you know what I'm saying. At some point you gotta calm down. So I see that in her, So I think that relationships girl, you ain't even crunk. Now, shut up, you don't be doing ship girl, your regularst girl. Shut up right. I'm gonna have a high girl summer.

God damn it. Girl. Last summer was cold and sunk. I didn't go nowhere. In summer nineteen, I was like, I don't want to do nothing, and in summer twenty I couldn't do ship. Summer twenty one, it DM me. I'm pulling up and look, please send flight details when when you d d M don't No, no, it's no w y ds this summer. Okay, no w y ds this summer. We ain't taking that ship. What you're doing, what you're doing just some basic guys. What you do in text? No that that text me to come with

a whole plan. If you're trying to fund on me this summer and it's s u M m me this summer hot girl summer, hot girls summers exactly. This is a warm, warm girl summer. No, it's hot for me popping. So look, before we get out of here, do we have any uh random sex facts for the day? I think I might have running the cut if you pop your pussy more to the left side than the right

when you have it sex. It's like I'm making. Today's random sex fact is brought to you by health dot com um, and it's talking about, you know, how many thrust or how many pumps does a sex uh session usually consist of? So this says that average sex session goes from one hundred to five hundred thrust. Article says ever been in the middle of a booty session and thought,

I wonder how many thrust that was? Yeah, neither have we, But apparently someone has because researchers took the time to calculate that intercourse typically last hundreds of five hundred thrust, according to a report in the journal Royal Society Open Science. So if that's how long sex last and thrust, how long does it go for in well minutes? Seventeen survey

of three thousand, eight hundred thirty six people. Conducted by the UK based stating website saucy dates dot Com found that couples in the United States stay in the game for about seventeen minutes and five seconds. That's just intercourse, not for play. It might seem strange the time how long you last between the sheets, but hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting to see how you stack up. So you think that's about right. Seventeen minutes and fifty seconds.

A hundred to five thrust depends on which nigga you're talking about, right, girl, Five thrust is a damn jack rabbit. I don't like to get funk off fast and stupid, do you. It depends often, all, right, which nigga you're talking about it. It just depends on what the experience is, what's the vibe. So if you feel like getting fun, it would be like the jack rabbit. Then if you want something that a little bit more nice and sensual, some slower, longer thrust, yeah, but I like I like

them all. Yeah, I'd like some combo penis. Combo penis is nice. You know, wait for my signal, wait for me to tell you to beat that ship up. Like first, start off slow and I'd be like, man, beat it up or this pussy. Yeah, then you start doing jack rapping. You'd be saying that I can see you, and you don't say that. I don't know what I say. You know what you'd be saying. I'll be saying ship like you came to kill this pussy. Oh god, you fucking

Caucasian bitch. You can't even kill this one. You came to kill this. I didn't say this, Oh your cock, your cock, so you came to kill this. I don't feel like Caucasian girls say that. I feel like they say something about your cock. You came to kill this pussy. I don't say it, like I guess I don't. I don't know how to say it. What else? I I'm embarrassed, but I know what else I be saying during sex? Girl?

I hate? Don't you hate when a man a guy mentions like how you are acting and things you said during sex, I get like so embarrassed, Like why are you even talking about that? I'm not even that person right now. It's like, after you feel this at your porn, you slam the computer down, like that's a different person right now. That was that was you know, that was a J. Now, I'm Ashley. Why why are you talking

about a J like that? Like she's not here right now? Listen, this is your girl a J. If you guys like this podcast, if you like our content, I want you to go on YouTube channel in subscribe. I want you to follow us on We Talk Back podcast on Instagram and my personal instagram is a J Holiday two point oh if you like to check me out. I don't got my ship on there, but hey, I'm on Instagram as at official Tam Bam. Y'all follow me. I do have ship on my page. I'm always posting all my ship.

Well all my story. Did you guys on your story? You don't how she thinking constantly see your ship disappears in twenty four hours the way, just the way I like. Come look at the story. Fandom pussy, she got that fan of mask. She'll be showing y'all asked for like a little couple of minutes, right and it takes it down. All right, y'all, I'm show me your cock. Get off my phone, bitch. Bye,