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EP. 14 "We Clapback Too"

Apr 22, 202148 min
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Aj and Tambam are back and clapping back too at the listeners from the Brilliant Idiots Podcast that hated and trolled them after being a guest on the show. After the clap back they went to their regualr scheduled show where they read a "dumb bit**" story from a listener that was having a hard time letting her F buddy go, to the point she even creeped up on him! Also, they changed gears a little when speaking about the recent events of police brutality and the Derick Chauvin Case but changed right back to give their listeners today's sex fact, which they find out maybe size really doesn't matter

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Talk Talk. We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who talks back? Oh, welcome back for a new episode of We Talk Back, And it's your girl a j. And it's Tam Bam. Ain't your fucking girl this week? Your babies this week? It's like some of y'all still my babies, but it's a lot of you motherfucker's. I read them comments and look the verbal minority, fuck you, y'all meanings hell wrong with y'all? I know it's wrong with them. They don't get no pussy. Yeah, man, y'all, man,

you man, your motherfucker's better meditate on that. Hey, yah, it's terrible, it's bad. So all right, for those of you who don't know what we're talking to about. We actually did an episode of Brilliant it Is last week and a yeah, it was good, it was fun and

it dropped. And then the people in the comments on YouTube, So like, we're not going by YouTube comments because I believe that you know most of the people who ain't comment and no dumb ship they working with us, right, So you you feel a need to comment hateful things, that shows more you know more, so what's wrong with your bitch ass as opposed to what's wrong with us? Could you imagine I want you all to see the

thumbnails of the men commenting insane this. You could see how fragile their egos and all the insecurities just spewing out in the comments. For whatever reason, these motherfucker's wanted sick. Kevin Samuel's on us at this point. We would love to have him on the show. We would love to have family Kevin Samuel's. But what do you think he's gonna do? Well, we have high, very high elevated self received. We don't need Kevin Samuels to tell us how to get a man or how to be a woman, you know,

how to keep a man exactly he needs. And you know he did say I saw him on another podcast. We won't say which one, but just recently. And you know he was saying for three years most of his um for the first three years of what it is that he's been doing this relationship management, I mean relationship expert. My funker's out here getting relationship advice from someone who's not in a relationship who and who also who has had two failed marriages. Let's talk about the women that

he was in relationships with. But anyway, this is just this is your God. Now, this is who y'all are getting all of your relationship advice from. But to me personally, Kevin sayals is for men who don't get pussy period. Like some of the stuff he's saying is like, Okay, I can't see where he gets that perspective. But a lot of it like telling business that they five and agree, and then they're sitting there agreeing with him. Tell me, no, five, I don't give a funk what you think. I'm not

a five, sir, And what do you rate yourself? Like? How you how you are five? Calling me a five? You know what I'm saying? And look, also tell him here's the thing they say all women think they're attend Well, guess what all men think they deserve attendance. Even the most bummyous nigga thinks that he deserves the best woman out here. You need to know your hall of level. Okay, it's your LFN score life after the nuts. I need y'all to calculate that. There's the thing I think everybody

should feel like they're fucking ten men and women. Everybody should feel that way about themselves because it's someone out here that's gonna love you for who the funk you are and see you as a ten as you should see your yourself. Yeah, but half of these guys are swagglers. So let's let's just let's just take Kevin Samuels for an example. And I know I don't want to make this episode about him. This is just addressing the people in the comments on YouTube suggesting that Kevin Samuels should

you know, we should be addressed by him. So I'm not gonna address Kevin Samuels per se, but let's just use him as an example. I see Kevin Samuels, just imagine a younger Kevin Samuels, and I've already seen older pictures of him. So we're going based off aesthetics and rating people. I would say, when Kevin Samuels was in you know, grade school to high school, he probably was a three because he's barely a five right now. Okay, as a grown man, you know, you get your grown

man looks kind of come in five? What do you think he is? Five? Seven? In between five and seven on the good I don't even want to rate someone like that, you know what, I don't even want to personality, calculs, calculating anything when you're talking about these when you're talking about let me go back to what I was what I was trying to say, Okay, sorry, Kevin seven, Kevin Samuel's grade schools to high school, he probably didn't get bitches.

You know you you add you know the glasses, the beard, which we know a beard can literally be like a lace front for some men because they cut that beard off and they holler, level go real low. So Kevin Samuels, like I said, he is for men that don't get bitches, who have had a hard time getting women their entire lives because any real man, they're not following what this man is saying. He's creating a whole culture of men that hate women. As far as I'm concerned, I know

y'all have, like I don't know if he's creating. He's giving them a safe space already, and this is this is women's safe space. This podcast is a woman's safe space to speak her mind. So I am definitely for the lane that he's created for himself. That's why I wouldn't have a problem with him. I would love to have a car too. I would love to have him on, you know, but that he's gonna come check me? Who's gonna check me? Boom? Who I think highly of myself?

Never mind comments and whatever else. Ship a bunch of niggas who don't get pussy say. I think very highly of myself. So I would never go and contact a man to tell me how to get and keep a man exact. And also, you know how we found Kevin Samuels when he first uh, the thing he's mainly known for is that one video with the girl you know she she was she owned a pet grooming business shop and she just wanted someone who made a hundred thousand dollars a year at least like she does. And that

ain't even a lot of money. That's not that's average, that's average. So what you told this woman is because she she has a child, right, and she she she numbered herself as a five or whatever. Aesthetically, she can't get a man. She'll die alone, right unless he makes less than a hundred thousand dollars. And because she's not worthy, because she's not worthy exactly so because crazy child and aesthetically looks the way she does when she wasn't an

ugly person. I think the girl. That means she has to then take care of a man, because essentially that's what would be what would be happening. If she's the red winner, she she would have necessarily, so if she's making, you gotta get a nigger that you can take care of. But he just said that it was not within her reach. And that's what I didn't understand. You're making more money

in the household. Who's going to be driving trucks out here making a hundred thousand dollars a year exactly exactly? So your high value man? To me, you need to be high value spiritually, right emotionally, and then financially that part. Just because you have money does not make you a high value man human in my eye, So fuck you preach, first of all, second of all, and third of all, I don't even like as an adult to start statements off. But first of all, but first of all, yall niggas

could kiss my whole asshole? How about that period? And then there's something I want to clear up. When I said I get money from men for nothing, I meant for nothing that was sexual in nature. Let me tell you I bring value that does not include just my body. Okay, So I can be around a man, have fun, make them laugh. I bring joy to motherfucker's spirit. Okay, that's why they come around me out and also period Ashley. Then also I grind every fucking day. These niggas see

me going to get it every day. A man likes a woman that they see doing for themselves, So when they see you doing for yourself, they're more inclined to want to do for you to. So y'all can go to hell. Who trying to make it seem like I'm just out here trying to finesse motherfucker's or whatever y'all thought. I bring goodness, enjoy everywhere I go. People gravitate to that. Yes. So the thing is, if you have found yourself paying for pussy, it's probably because you don't have no swag.

Because you don't need money to get women. You need swag. You need to be a good human being, all right. So if you're a man who had a problem getting women when you didn't have any money, but now all of a sudden you have women because you got money, bitch has come with money, okay. But if you cannot get women without having money, that means you have now

grown up. Probably hit the gym a little bit. You've got a nice corporate job, run a business or something like that, and now you're buying the bitch that you want, you swaggerless bum. You're buying the bitch that you always wanted. You Kevin's and what we're calling y'all going forward, we're calling y'all Kevin and listen. If that's what you're doing out here, that's okay too. But just don't be mad at me. Okay, if you gonna be out here buying

your bitches, buy them. If you got it and they want to be for and they for sale, we're not mad at you, but don't be mad at me, motherfucker. And then here's at last I want to say. So it was some New Yorkers mad at me and Ashley for saying the city's dirty. But it is, though, why y're mad about the truth? Y'all. Every time I meet a person from New York, they're like, yeah, I'm from New York. I'm from New York. If you love your city that much, why don't y'all take better care of

it than that girl in the South. We clean, keep it clean down here. We put our trash in the adopt streets, and they adopt roads, and they adopt highways, and we keep it clean down here, Like why the funk y'all just be dropping ship on the ground and just littering. And the rats is biggest cats out there because y'are feeding them well out there, Like, take care of your city, man, don't be mad at me. Yeah, the air is even just different in New York. It's

just look. But we're not gonna spend much more time addressing any trolls. It is what is. I said, what the funk? I said, Um, one more thing we do want? Yeah, and that's that. On that, UM, I do wanna um talk to the women that also watched the podcast, any women over the age of thirty. When I said that you look stupid out here out here, you know what I mean by out here at thirty Listen, I've been

out here. I had my whole phase. What I'm saying is is that if you have financial issues, if you're trying to start a business, if you have children, especially now during quarantine, homeschool and all, that ship is just more things you could focus on than running behind a man to love you. Because at the end of the day, a lot of us. We're running from man to man looking for someone to love. Now it's different like you just sucking nigging for your sexual gratification. That's absolutely fine.

I am for that ship. You need some sexual healing, get that ship. Your life is an order and you just want to get fucked right quick, and you're using him. He's not using you. But but we not agree that A lot of times that's not the case. A whole phase ain't about love, though. If your whole phases, if you are out here hole and for love, then you're making a mistake. Whole face should not be about love. It's just about discovering yourself and understanding yourself and your

sexuality and embracing all the things that are you. And if it means you're out here fucking with different men because you want to exchange energies with these people, that's on you. And that's fine as long as you do it safely and responsibility responsibly. But I don't be out here having a baby for every nigga you fucked, right, please. And I know that raw dick is specialties, all right, I'm gonna say this. I know that raw dick is special but don't get it and you want to be

with it. Okay, they do hit different, but yeah, you're my boyfriend. If you sucked me wrong, you my boyfriend. And ain't no playing games, ain't no trying to figure out. I want to be friends. You had this pussy raw, You're my whole nigger, right. I'm scared of row dick at this point until I get a man like, I don't want see I'm when let's say, I'm let's just about to be the first sexual experience with a person, and they don't try to put on a condom. I'm

looking at them different. Yes, I don't even want to do that now, I don't even want to do it. No more like because because I look, you look clean? What the fund does that mean? Hold on before we get into anything else, Let's pay some bills real quick. Hey, look, also, hold on now, another crazy thing that happened to us last week, getting ready to hit the studio to film

and record with our good friends three idiots. Now, this person was calling your phone initially, So this is somebody that has to know your ass that that person did not know me. That person did not know me. I did not recognize that dick. So first the person was calling TAM's phone right then they blocked her on texts and stuff. So then I started calling. I called the number back off my phone. They were face timing. That

was on Tuesday. That was Tuesday. Yeah, Then on Wednesday they faced time my phone back with a New York number, with New York number. Right, I should we should put the phone number here. Y'all know this number. Y'all know this dick? Whose dick is this? So it has a mole on it? Right? He faced time back a j answered and it was a whole hard dick, no face, just dick. And he was like rubbed and stroking it. And I was like, hang up, and she's like nine, nigga her Yet we gotta go to work, Come come

already so we can go. We was analyzing the background. He had like a white shelac china cabinet with a Winnie to Poo bear in it, sitting up there. Then he was at his mama house. Gotta be o grammy, somebody. You know, people in New York be living on top each other. Girls me my house. What y'all call your grandma New York? Whoever that is? That's whose house they

was at. You whetting his dick on their sofa, And then I had the nerve where he got done and had the audacity to say, y'all, get off my phone. Now the fuck whose dick is this with that little stump? It was a little stump. Hey, we gotta picture your dicks. And then the weird part is he was screen recording while he was doing it. He was screen doing screenshots at the FaceTime. Yeah, but our face wasn't even in it, Like we were holding the camera up towards the ceiling

so that he couldn't exact. So he's screenshot in his own dick. Yeah, weirdo. Fucking man, there's some crazies out here. Girl. One day, we're gonna find out who that was. I want to tell my Calfish story, but I'm away. I'm gonna say that for I got Calfish, y'all. I must not have heard this. Yeah, the baby fake baby Nickels pretending to be baby y'all. Oh, that's probably who dick

that was? Baby? No, the fake the fake catfish. They look, while we're talking about getting catfish, we probably should just go ahead and read our dumb bit story for the day. Let's go into that man. All right, so y'all, and again we need y'all to here. That's up. Let us know what's going on in your lives so we can help y'all out about it. Give me a second, let's see what you got. I'm gonna try to paar phrases as much as possible because it's pretty lengthy. Oh lord, here,

shut up, bit y'r poor glass of wine? Because all right, So real baby lives in my building. Should I just go up to him one day and just be like, Hey, this nigga was pretending to be you with my d m Damn, he got Danny Lee pregnant. I didn't realize that that girl was pregnant. She's pregnant right now. She's pregnant. That video it was at some type of brunch or dinner, and she's clearly pregnant, clearly pregnant. How do you know what she said? We know what's it, But I mean,

she's big up pregnant. That means she got pregnant for someone else while with him. Damn, she's definitely pregnant right now. What the hell is my damn emails? Yeah, she's definitely pregnant right now. I mean pregnancy is a beautiful thing. Sometimes it comes along with a toxic baby daddy, You should have just left that nig like, listen, men are already a problem. Just let a bitch have her problem to herself. Why y'all always want y'all always want somebody

else problem? Silence, y'all always want another bitch problem like leading problems to that to the mean that wants the problems? Or is it the man who's wanting all these women to share his problems share him as a problem. The thing is is that this I always say this. I don't necessarily always blame men. Of course, the person in the relationship needs to be the one respecting it. But if he's not, how do you expect anybody outside the

relationship respecting? Now that's one part. The other part is if you know somebody has a husband, a wife, a baby mama. I mean, damn, I said a husband. If you know somebody has living is exactly in house, pussy, whatever the case may be, don't be over that completing their happiness. Let him resolve that and then come to you. You see what I'm saying. So now you're just letting him have his fucking way and that's why I beat bitches up, because you know, like beating everybody fighting. You

gotta stop fighting. You're going to get an assault charged. Friend. Just relax. You're very You're very good with your words. Just use them. Damn well, then I got fighting words. I'll make a bit. You want to fight me, I definitely, look, I definitely be making bitchiness want to fight me? Then I'd be like, oh yeah, why are you so exactly Listen, this bitch is a goddamn gas light her. You hear, he would get you real hype while talking real calm, and then you look like the crazy one? Are you

so excited right now? First of all, you need to calm down when nobody when people don't have rebuttal for what you're saying, that's they go to. You need to calm down or you crazy, like that's the cop out. I already know what's going on. I have dealt with

men enough. I don't tell nobody. I feel like everybody's crazy if you're still alive and you got your own level of crazy, right, So listen the bottom line before I get into this dumb bit story, so we can wrap up what the hell we're talking about, right, now listen, women keep cheating going because if there were no women for the man to cheat with, the man would not be everybody. It's always a bit willing to small your man, trying to compete with you. We are we stay in competition.

It's on everybody. If that woman leaves that man, do you want him? Do you want him? You want him to barely make the you just want him to leave her. There's no rules to this ship. I've seen just become wives and I see side, but just move on with their lives like it just it just depends. That's a bar girl, that's a bar, bars, bitch bars. It just depends b b side, bitch bar. I just don't you know obviously I don't. I don't would never funk with

nobody's husband. But your boyfriends are not off. Yeah, he ain't married, he's single, but there is How do I say this without sithing crazy in terms of there's no rules to it. There's no rules, and there's no one like. It's not the woman's responsibility, it's not exactly the man's responsibility or fault. It's everybody involved except for the person who's in the dark. I just be one side. Bitches to play their part, Like, don't be calling me to

validate your relationship with my nigga. You know what it is. If you got to call me, you already know what it is. So if I've ever been aside bitch, I'm not calling nobody girl and all that. Like like these current side bitches got the game fucked up. So moving into the dumb bitch story. So story time, y'all dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch at

least once or twice. There goes. So one time when I was in college, I had a fun buddy and I wanted to hang out with him, but he wasn't answering his phone. So his room was on the first floor and if you walk to his room, you can see him and whatever he's doing in his room. So my friend and I had this grand idea that we should go walk to this window. But the thing is we had to like g I joe it. So he dressed up in all black and his room was like

surrounded by bushes. So we're like, this is all these likes is in here, So we're like climbing through bushes. I'm pretty sure I got stuck by a couple of thorns just to creep on this nigga. Mind you, this is not something that I normally do. Okay, she wants to put that disclosure out there that she in a creep. I'm not the type of girl that creeps on people. My thing is if you're busy, you're busy. But I told her that I had a bad feeling and she

was like, oh, you should always strust your instincts. So let's go find out. Girl. Don't your friends and how you asked the trouble? So they went hung out at his wonderful a while and they didn't see anything. So she says, we see him get up and open his door and some girl like this white girl walked into the room. So a white girl came um and they started talking. So I was like, oh no, but still trying to give him benefit of benefit of the doubt

because maybe they're just studying. It was like a thirty or nine PM, and at that point I just felt like I was intruding on his privacy. So I wanted to leave. But my home girl, in the sloth that she was, was like, now we're gonna watch this ship play out. Long story short. I watched them. Fuck. We stayed there for like twenty minutes, and it was almost like on site with him because they only talked for

like a minute before they started having sex. Till this day, he doesn't know that I know that he had another bitch, And when I asked him what he was doing the next day, he just said he was sleeping and missed my calls and that he apologized His dick wasn't all that so I wasn't really pressed for it, but I was just upset because he and I had agreed to try anal and I didn't want to pass up on the opportunity to have my first inexperience just because he

was sucking another bitch. It's college, what can I say? Side note, we never did an know because he was offended when I told him that his dick was the perfect size for you know. I guess that's not something you should say to a small dick, nigger, but I mean, what else are you good for? You know? Also, he

fucked her anal, So there's that. I guess I felt done because till this day, I never confronted him about it, and so he'll ever know that I know that he lied, and it does make me wonder how many other bitches he fucked, especially considering at the point that I call him, we had already been fuck buddies for about a year and a half and I proceeded to still fun him for about six months after. So yeah, it was definitely

a dumb bitch moment for me. But I guess you live and learn, and I learned not a goddamn thing. So look, the first problem was in the very first sentence. So one time when I was in college, I had a fun buddy, fuck buddy, Why you Why are you even out there looking for your fun buddy to see

what who else he's fucking? Like? Why you been here? Yes, but it's college, Like she said, you live and learn, and you learn that if you established that type of relationship with a man like y'all just sucking, that's all it's gonna be. Are you out there like a ninja in the dark, dressed and all getting stuck your home girl is definitely what the ship's Yeah, listen, so any college age women listening to this, if y'all just suck buddies,

let it be that exactly. Don't be stalking a man like I. Because she didn't catch because if she was like, if she was in her feelings, she would have tried to run up in that bitch right exactly. So she didn't really give a funk about him. She listen, do your schoolwork. You should have been doing your schoolwork. You're out there in the bushes by nigga that you don't

even really care about. And look, I think she was more so mad about the fact that he had this regular little dick and he was sucking other bitches with it. Shame you ever you ever staked out of nigga. Um, No, I've been on. I ain't been on that. I have not my own nigga. I went on the steak out with somebody else. We was I guess I don't be caring that much. But no, listen, I didn't even know that's what I was going on. This is I was like,

all right, this is crazy. I was like fifteen years old, right, and I was a mature fifteen year old okay um. And I had a friend who lived in my mom my mother's apartment complex because it wasn't mine, because I wasn't paying no bills. This is my mother's neighborhood. But I had a friend and she was like twenty three, so she was grown and she had her own apartment out there. She was like, I want you to ride with me somewhere. So we ride up to the children's home, right,

and I'm like, girl, what's we're doing up here? And I knew, like the nigga she was dealing with words up there, right because she had mentioned it before. She's like, nothing, I just want to see something. This bitch had me outside the children's home for like two and a half hours, just sitting in the car. I was like, bitch, I gotta go do my homework, like you gotta take he home child, child, and you're not telling me what the fun? She wouldn't even tell me what was going on, Like

why are we here? What are we gonna move? Are we gonna do something? I went to Ship, but if we're just gonna sit here in the car and take me home? Bit? So did he ever come out? He ain't come out, Nothing happened. She wouldn't tell me ship. Nobody ever came out. Finally she took me the home. That's the last time I hung out with her. I was like, man, this keeps retarded. She did kidnap you for kidnap me. You ain't got no grown friends to do this dumb ship. Then you ain't even got no

snacks in your car. With snacks, it's miserable two hours. I ain't had no cell phones, so I couldn't call nobody to cook get me. I was like, man, this is some bullshit. Maybe she thought he was working with somebody at the job, or waiting on him to get off for something, or I don't know what the funk we was doing up at that damn children's home. But yeah, well that's it for the dumbest story. I mean, the only dumb part was you being outside in the bushes

because you didn't really want with him. No, well maybe not because they was friends, all right, that's what that was his purpose. So it was just the bushes for me. Sous girl ain't about to be known friends with some whack dick. She said it was. It was he said he didn't. She said his dick was little, and he got mad because she said that. It was like, so you never had no enjoyable You never had no enjoyable little too, But I think more so when you have

feelings for the person, it's even better. But you I don't have no feelings for you, and you just got this lot. When I was called in college, all right, this is when I'm like really starting to explore my sexuality and start really having sex. You know, I lost my virginity like my senior year. But I'm in college now and I'm starting to like busted open for some real niggas, right, And I like fell for this guy. I was like really into him. But his dick was

like small. But I mean I didn't really have a lot of dicks to compare it to at the time, so I didn't know it was small, right, I knew it. I mean I didn't feel full, but I didn't. But I liked them so much that it was just like the best dick ever in my life. Right. So then fast forward, like maybe seven years later, after I moved back from Europe, me and him link up and I was like, oh my god, this dick is trash. It's

so little. I was googling, like did my pussy stretch out because it feels so small or something like it's my pussy bigger or this dick was always the size. I feel bad for men who have sons like dudes who have little dicks and then they have sons, little people like I would assume, you know, unless big dick comes from the mom's side of the family. I don't know, fellas, where do big dicks come from? I never had that

nursery school story where do big dicks come from? But I can just imagine this little boy having to gro out with this once he realizes this dick is little, like if he does sports. At some point, men have to realize they have a big dick or a little dick, so they'd be compared dick. When the kid, I'm sure they'd be compared, the insecurities didn't begin, you know. But here's the thing I don't say like men. I don't want to raise the insecure son. I'm sorry. Here's the thing.

I don't think you should be insecure about your little dick. You should embrace you a little dick and learn how to give amazing head. That's your goal. That is your goal, to eat some good amazing That's how I got tricked sucking a little dick one time. I got tricked fucking a little dick because he told me that he had he can make me coming in five minutes eating he did. I feel like I feel like it's the same dick I'm talking about. This isn't the same thing I'll talk

about from college. The world may never know, I hope not. She is waking at me, you guys, she's waking. I think the same guy in college. No, we didn't. Okay, possible, Okay, girl, few different little dicks out there, girls, Listen, I don't mind the experience. I loved him at one point, so it was about their love. We'll just leave it at that next topic. And then when you don't love him, fuck you and your little ass dick. That's a listen. But you can't say that to a little dick. After

you don't fuck it, you can't unfunck him. So you probably sucked that little dick too. Yeah, I know I did, and then had me thinking. I was like, I'd be deep throwing my nigga dick. No, he ain't got no dack. You know you can't throw when shut up. It's like smoking a roach, finging nails, getting burten ship. Yeah, you got a fake you're just holding in between. Look, I'm all young, like guys, I don't have a gag reflex because I've been sucking that a little dick. I think

I'm like nice with it? Did I went, Oh, my life and got was some grown men. It was got hella gag spit coming up? Gag spit is that real thick spit on the back of your throat? Goodness, let me tell you all this. Um So, my father watched the Brilliant Idiots episode and oh my god, he gave it to me. All he was like, na, my baby, Like my mom already know I'm a freak. She was, I'm not letting my daddy want neither one of my daddy's I got two daddies, neither one of them can

watch it. I told my mom sent it to him, to him, it's so funny. Mama is not for him. Damn. Hey, look, my mama is not a freak. So that ship definitely came off my daddy's side of the family. My mom be talking to people who watch porn and she're like, like like, y'all just so damn. First of all, Mom, I made porn. No, I made my I've only made no, I made my some homemade porn. When I was like, uh, this is my My My boyfriend were my senior in high school.

His dad had a cam quarter, so this is how long ago was a little cam quarter and we put it up on the tripod and we made a sex tape is VHS VHS sux Steak And all you can worry about that coming out, no, because you can't even see me in it, Like we looked at it. All you can see is his butt cheeks contracted and not contracted contracted in the bottom of my feet that was

it then't look like tammy feet right there. I just did one recently, and I girl, that was the first time I ever recorded having sex, Like I was sent like videos and pictures like some ship I'm doing myself, but actually recording having sex. That was the first time. The first time though. Yeah, I'm motherfucking mad at you now, you're like, but I'm really not afraid of that either,

Like I'm not scared like Kim kade me. Let me get a billion dollars with my family too, right, I haven't done many like that was one of like maybe three that existed on Earth. And then the only other two is with like my my most recent person. That's it. But it's still no face, no case exactly. You don't see me, no, who is that me? Preposterous Doppler ganger. Hold on, before we get into anything else, let's pay some bills real quick, adults, man of this damn Derek

shopping case. To the community of people who understand what happened was totally out of place and wrong. You know, that's white people, black people, Asian people, anybody who supports it that there was a crime committed and it was recorded for us to see. Yeah, And it's just it's kind of weird because when you see people like saying something different aside from what we saw with our own eyes, it's just weird, Like, what did you see? The question

what you saw? It's scary that perspective, because we could look at the same fucking thing and see two totally different things happening based on our perspective. That's scary. And it's just like every week some new ship. Every week is a new shooting. You see what they the thirteen year old boy in Chicago, they planted a gun on him. I knew it was some bullshit when it first happened. You know, he turned around with his hands up and y'all shot him in his chest. The police is just

they're the worst gang in America. It ain't the blood, it's the and they have they literally have a license to kill, right, literally have a license to kill. So they need to be held in the highest regard when it comes to this type of ship, Like you need to be punished to the highest to the highest extent,

because you're supposedly trained professionals. Yeah, they need to be prosecuted to the further furthest extent because they're supposedly they supposedly are supposed to know better and they just don't because they literally have a license to kill. It acts longer to get a license to do hair than it does to becoming the officer of the law. And I feel like you should be a certain age. Looks like you have to be what is it forty to be

a president. I feel like you have to You should be at least thirty years old to be a police officer. You should not give some little one year old boy who probably went in the military at some point too, so he's crazy from that ship and then you put him back into you know, civilian life. We can't say he's crazy because he was in the middle. Not crazy but immature, Not crazy but immature. I'm talking about the people, the young people who get guns to shoot and now

you have this this power you've never had before. It's it's just not it's not smart. So there should be an age limit. I believe I don't even becoming a police officer. And I I'm a forty year old man, right, and he go to this twenty year old man. I'm just shut the hell up, girl. This year old stops me. Year old stops me. I'm a man, and he's talking to me crazy. At this point, it's like, I'm a man. You a man? Why are you sunning me? Why do I have to bow down and say yes sir to you?

And all that? So it's it's now it becomes like a not an evil thing, but it's just a respect thing at that point. And now in anything, these things start transpiring. So I just hope they don't start using women to kill us. Then a lot of rookie cops they'd be scared, man, they'd be scared as hell. Like you can't be out here. If you go home, go home. What are you doing in the field, Because I understand you're gonna go home regardless. If you have to make

a choice, you're going home, not that person. But if you're scared, you're drawing your gun, but there is no imminent threat. That is a problem. That your your blankness is a threat. You know, That's how they see it. So they need to do more extensive background checks on these people. That lady said that she thought it was her taser. Did you see the video with that stuff? It looks edited to me. Yeah, she clearly she was holding her gun and even trying to get her aim.

You cannot tell me that you thought that was your taser. You're full of ship And we know in this in this country, white women, especially, people feel sorry for them a lot. We see that with the Amber Geiger case. You know, they get more empathy than anybody and white men get exactly. So let's just suppose that this these powers that be white supremacis they're now using the women to commit these crimes. Because you cannot tell me that that that both of John that wasn't wasn't a hit.

That was a hit on that man's life. That was definitely a hit on that man's life. Do you think so the way it happened, Tam, I mean, I have I believe it was. I really believe it was. He was in the community. I really believe it was you know, you know, remember I told you I wanted to do a movie on like how they pick a person from a family and all at sacrifice. Like what if people already know your destiny? What if there's something that tells your destiny? Here we go, No, just listen though this.

Listen what if the powers that be know about each one of us, They know how great like individual people like this person is going to grow up to be that, so they try and kill him before they reached that. You see what I'm saying. Yep, movies telling that's the truth girl. A lot of times, A lot of times it'd be like some real like, um, what was everybody? Was it? Ray Man? I think it was where the

Dude Where the right? No, it was a movie where the little boy was going to be He could have been something good, but he turned out to be evil. He had all these like special powers and they were trying to kill him as a child so he didn't grow up to be this thing. Because what was the name of that fucking movie with all the white folks? I don't I don't really watch a lot of uh, I don't watch white people in it no more. I used to. I don't know, I want everybody to go

watch this movie Utopia on Prime. Go check that movie out. It tells us exactly let me see when this movie actually was filmed. It tells us we're experiencing exactly what this movie to talk about right now. So check that out. You know what another good movie I want everybody to watch. And it's not what came out last year. It's not No Black People. Oh Snoop is in it. It's called

beach Bum all right. You know how you were talking about how on Brilliant Idiots we were talking about how you want to live a life just carefree, and you you're out of the you're not no longer cogging the machine. Essentially, that's what this movie is about. This man just lives his life on life's term. He don't give a funk about money, but he got plenty of Oh y'all love

that movie. I mean, I was like super dumb high off the Zaza when I watched it, So I don't know if it's really good when you're sober, but it was good Man off the Zaza. Azaza hit different man. I think he'd be making me slow. Does anybody have any facts on Zaza? Should I put that ship. Um, since they made zaza legal in a lot of places, I think we should because we know the government gonna be tampering with that ship. So just be careful if girl it yourself. I might find me some seeds and put.

I just bought a tomato plant the other day, so maybe I got a tomato plant, I got a star stop plant, and maybe I'll just throw some wheat in the mix at um. Yeah, I can see you now bringing all them sticks and steels with the seeds over here, I ship. Why is so brown? Girl? This is organic? When we was in St. Thomas, this girl she was from Brooklyn. She was working, she was living in the same time that she was in school, but she was

on the beach working at this restaurant. And girl she was out there selling her home grown zaza and it was really good. She called his aza. No, she just like this, you know weed. But it was really really really good. Okay, a little Swiss badgirl bag. Yes, honey, she had everything you need, I think, Dann. We do have a random sex fact for today, right, Yes, we do. So you know how we all looking at a man in his shoe size and be like, uh, he probably

he's wearing a size nine sneaker. Oh he probably got a little did That's not always true, ladies, Like, it's not his body, it's the package, all right, So listen to this random sex pac um. An adult chimpanzee is significantly smaller than an adult gorilla. Now, if you think about a chimpanzee, that's the little the little nigga, right, and the gorilla is the big nigga. Well, it says the chimpanzee has a penis about double the size of the gorilla, two times the size of the gorilla. I

believe it. Listen, go ahead, sorry, So basically, big things come in small packages sometimes, right. So here's the thing. I have a thing for a shorter men. I think that, and this is what I think. So what I say stuff, y'all, it's my point of view, it's my po V. I have dated short, short men. I have date tallman. I have a like a height limit. I like men six

one or shorter. That's like my limit six one because sometimes, like I've dated, our been around guys who were taller than that and they just seemed dumb, they seemed like blonds. So oftentimes what I have found based on the people that I know, shorter men are hard workers. They're they're

usually really smart, and that dick be big. So God made them big and little at the same motherfucking time because they won't pull out the triple wammy pack on your ass that you weren't expecting you'd be like, I didn't know, how do you know you will be pleasantly surprised with shorter men shout out to have a fat one to shout out to little dudes. Hey, look, so if nobody loves you, AJ love you. I love y'all too. I prefer taller man, but I've never had my fair

share shorties. I like shorties too. That sounds like just a few, not a fair share. Say what it is shotting? Just a few. Ain't been out here like that? Hey, alright man, we got a head all right. So look, if you guys enjoyed this episode, please make sure you hit us up. We're here every Thursday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast wherever you can get podcasts at We on there. All right, listen, we still want to hear about your dumb bitch stories. Um SIMP series.

SIMP series is equivalent to a dumb bit story before men, Right, so you've ever been played by woman? All those niggas on them YouTube comments, let us know, because we know y'all beget played by bitches y'all entire lives. Okay, you're not even yeah, you ain't even used to having women. So yeah, there's that part. So hit us up with your SIMP series dumb bit stories. Um ask a black friend asks no question about black people that you want

to know. Yeah, like if you want to know, like why we washed chicken because it's fucking like it's nasty. If you don't why we wash our legs? How about stuff like that? I mean it could be deeper questions, but stop asking that stuff like what you do? Right, I don't know what white people are supposed to do because I'm I don't I'm not white, I'm black, all right. And look, you can find us on We Talk Back podcast on Instagram. We need to get a Twitter and

Facebook up as well. Yeah, I'm doing that today all right because I had a guy said he didn't have Instagram and he wants to be able to follow us. A look. Twitter is coming today, Facebook is coming today. There's that part. And this is a j holiday two point oh on Instagram and I'm official tam Bama on Instagram. Y'all follow me. I'm gonna start, Yeah, hit us up, let us know what you think about the show. Um again, if you want to be included on any of our segments,

hit us up. Listen. If you want to call in and be a part of the show, We're open to that as well. Be a part of the conversation. To any men you're feeling any type of way about anything that we say, come have a conversation because I'm pretty sure we'll change your mind. Boy however you feel well well, and maybe we won't, but at least it will make for good content, all right. Um, and I don't just get cut out cust out live. Um, I ain't posted on are we talk back page about doing a hundred

squads a day with me? Ladies, let's do this like, let's get these butts right. Ay, j I'm gonna do it with you tonight, so at least I'll do the fifty at least tonight. Okay, So we're gonna. I'm gonna officially start on May first. That's how'll be our official start day. We're gonna do it May first to June one. That's a long time. I'm gonna start for Man four twenties about something else. I'm not gonna be Hi doings all day. I'm gonna be high. I don't have no weed.

Maybe I will get some brownies from my guy. Hearing Charleston for I'm Glad You reminded me. I just looked at the calendar and it's lit. All right, y'all. I love y'all. Still okay, dude, says By

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