Ep. 11 "Yachts and Thots"

wasn't never dry. Okay, Now you ain't no granny pussy yet, y'all. I don't need know lubricant, none of that should Now if you ain't working for me, you ain't working for me. But then she when I'm near, I'm near? What's ony song that makes you feel comfortable? Uh? She didn't have a feel for me? Let me anyway? That was beautiful a j Listen, ladies, wherever you are, I want you to bounce your titties right now, I just bounce hit your ship. Get it just titty too heavy to bux girl?

I know that should kind of hurt me and my Listen, don't they do like titty surgery on medicaid. Now, no, don't talk. The ties ain't little. These titties ain't little, but they ain't super big either. Now they're like these good titties. They're great. But when I lose weight, my titties be the first thing to go bit. They'd be looking so sad and droopy, and can I lose weight and keep my titties please? They'd be nice and fold when I'm fat, But then when I get skinny, them

titties be looking bad. If you're having wrinkles and all type of ship, my nigga star him down. That's all that matter. He's gonna suck. Oh, nigga, start loving this. This is that we we'd be really hard on ourselves when the motherfucker will be rubbing up in your ass like you're the finest motherfucking the world, all while you got all the type of self esteem. It's just because your stomach a little chunky. This nigging I'm cool. Where he said his bitch got real bad back, me like

acting on her back. Hell, and he'd be like, I don't care, baby, He'd be rubbing all over there, Brial, you don't care, bro, what it what it sake. It's say I'm the really living you already know full ties in a row. I can be back or die, baby, but yeah, for real, these niggers love us anyway. So love yourself, ladies, love yourself. Okay, no matter what you got going up. Yes, if you got the tiger stripes, girl, oh no ship girl in battle wounds, I'm having them badass.

Sure I got no kidding that guy stretched marks. There's that part. Anyway. This is a j y'all. This is Tim Bam, this episode of Levin. Thank you all for seeing in. We welcome y'all. How was your weekend, same ship? I have nothing exciting happened this weekend. I just did some spring cleaning. Yesterday the rangem over Gods was trying to end me. The car just locked up, the wheel, the steering wheel locked up, the brake locked up, and then I start rolling down the hill backwards. I can

smell gasoline just strong in the car. I just got the car back the day before, or it was just a whole miserable scene. So I don't know what's wrong with my very glad you survived A girl, I sat outside waiting on a tow truck for four hours on the side of the road with different police officers. They were taking an hour shift and then another because I was blocking a busy street. They're saying, you asked an

invoicing the mail. Bitch, they you can't see me. My my insurance pay for that for blocking traffic and having to have police escort. Oh no, you don't have to pay for that. Ship, I would say, would see me get in line with the other bills change. So that was fun. So we hope you all enjoyed your weekend. We had ship going on for real. Got the girl? Did you see Little nos x girls song and video called Me by Your Name? Is he a devil worship perpet?

You know. I don't want to say I'm an atheist, but I don't believe in like heaven and Hell and all that. So I think these characters he's he is fucking with people who believe. Yes, no, just because I don't believe in heaven and Hell. That does not me. I don't believe in God. I'm talking about him. Yeah, he's working with people who believe in the devil and worshiping and stuff like that. To me, you know, because I guess, like Okay, I'm gay, so I'm gonna go

to hell type thing. So the nigger got on the strip of pole all the way from heaven to hell and was working on the devil. That's I don't like that. I'm I'm here for trolling people who want to treat you like your sins is different from there's. I'm okay with that. But when you start tworking on the devil, that's when you crossed the mine, as far as I'm concerned. Working on the devil, yeah, yeah, tworking on the devil.

You said it like twking, Yeah, because all right, So for me, that's not where he crossed the line, Like the whole ship is where he crossed the line. Did you see what Johan Lucas said. He was like, you know, he's not letting his kids to watch that because the kids don't for Old Town Road, you know, no matter the lyrics, the kids hear the melody and it was a fun song. So now they're following him now on YouTube and ship like that, and you bust out with the super I don't, I don't, I don't know what

to comment. It's just like when people using DVA time, I don't like that phrase. Either you're given a lot of energy to these devons out here when you celebrating them in the time that you're spending out at night doing your little dirt, and he could just be a super troll, but he probably doesn't, you know they they Then he also makes fun of when people try to say like the industry is using him, like the powers that be is using him. They are, sweetie, he's a

young kid. Where are your parents? I've literally had to google nas X as parents. I couldn't find anything. Where are the people that are responsible for you? Because first of all, your name is already disrespectful. Is nas X. Nas is one of hip hop's greatest legends. And then you have X as in Malcolm X. That's the only other X we know. So it's just like real disrespectful even even your name like disrespecting too prominent figures in the black community. It's just real weird, and people don't

realize they're being used as tools. They think the ship is just I'm having fun, I'm a creative. There's a bigger agenda art, then the sneaker, the sneaker with the Antichrist symbol on the top, and then there's human blood who who did they give me all these missing children and missing black women? Like who's blood is that? Is it his stuff? And then they made sixties six hundred sixty six pairs at one thousand, eighteen dollars right here

for that. I don't know a child, you know. I watched the whole video and I wish I didn't even give it a view. It was just weird, you know what I'm saying, Turn it off. I was like, oh, this is too much with your spirit, right yeah, I was like out of my house. But listen, I'm covered, so I don't even worry about that ship. I don't worry about that crazy ship. I wanted to see what he had going on. Old Town Row was fun. This is I don't know where he's going with this, but

you saw his response to joining Lucas. He was like old time role was literally about sipp and lean even that you have like little subliminal ship in there, like little things like people aren't catching your your subconsciousness catching it though, and that's how things begin programming, and you have to be careful things. You listen to the things you watch because it's it's impressions, impressions like really real

life impressions facts. Yeah, so it's just weird. I don't know about that ship, but so little nys we ain't feeling that ship. Baby, you need to go back to your little horses in the back. He got too much money now and it just seemed like he's down to do whatever right now. And I mean, I guess it's just to get the check. But you gotta have some type of integrity, even if you have are the gay community,

all that stuff like that. That ship is fine, but I feel like, right now there's an attack on children. I don't get too deep because I don't want people to think I'm just some betweeen. Just get deep. If you get in deep, you don't say I don't want to get too deep, yeah, because I don't want people to be like, oh, this bit your whole conspiracy theorist dog. But when no motherfucker said that there's a there's a battle for the soul of America. They're talking about black people.

We are the soul of America. They don't talk about nobody else. So when you see all these different things happening, it's like bizarre ship is just happening every month since quarantine. It's more bizarre than ever. Nothing is bizarre to me at this point. Everything is like, well, that happens. That's how I feel now, because it's just like, um, let me tell you, when you get content and when you get comfortable with I'm not thinking slide anything on you.

I'm not comfortable with it. I'm just prepared for anything to happen at this point. Are you prepared? How many pistols you got? I'm not telling how many of that in here that ain't here ship, because let's say, I don't know what the hell is going on. I'm girl, no that should making me get a little high, and I'm stepping on something. Child, Please, I don't know what the hell is that with little nas x. Oh, we're

gonna pray. We're gonna pray for you, baby, I'm gonna pray for you because if you let's say, there is a heaven in hell that there or maybe not in the physical form like up in the sky and down below, but right if there is a time where you know, you go before the panel and they say, what about that video you made working on the Devil the Fund? Was that what you're gonna say? What? And we was just here it was art it was art. It was artistic expression. We're trying to we're being sarcastic. I want

to hold on. I want to know how much that video costs. Call me by your name, guess much. The video cost three point five million dollars with the budget that they made to put that ship out, and they could have fed a whole bunch of homeless Americans. A matter of fact, where is my stimulus check? Why yeah, I here back at three point five saying videos. I ain't been stimulating it. Listen, whoever, the sponsors are paid three point five million dollars. It looked like it cost

that much. It was very like it was a lot of graphics, a lot of costumes. Ship. God damn, it's expensive. Boy, It's expensive to funk over a whole group of people. Mm hmm. But anyway, until the next moment on this song is playful and lighthearted because oh, you know, I'm not a super judgmental person at live, but I don't know about that ship. But hold on, before we get

into anything else, let's pay some bills real quick. So now you know, um, the Derek Shovin case just started today this morning, and I wish people would stop calling it George Floyd. People like to say it's the George Floyd case. George Floyd is not being tried. Derek Shovin is being tried. George Floyd is deceased, He's not on trial. So the man being charged with George Floyd's murder, let's call it what it is. Derek shop In. His case started on Monday. M hmm. So how do you feel

about that? You think he's gonna jail, You think he's gonna get convicted. You know, I hope and pray that he gets convicted. The biggest part of me feels like he won't be and will be out here marching again this summer and burning down Wendy's and ship like that, Dollar Tree and Dollar General, places that we've shopping our Grandma's shopping murder down. Ain't I feel the same way, burn it down? But I do. I do feel bad

for the old people don't rely on those places. But I really do feel like, you know, they don't care about our lives. Protesting a voice for the voiceless, You know, I do. I agree with it a percent, no, but I think multiple things should be going on simultaneously. You should have the marching you should have the burning of builders, and you should have people going to the White House like what the funky y'all doing about? We also have to do something about how we use our money. I

think that's the biggest way. Yes, the power is in the dollar. Yes, the power is in the dollar. But you know, because black people always try to say, we don't have enough money to do this, and we don't have enough money to do that. Collectively, we spend the most money in America. So technically if we want to take our money out of circulation, that would that would chill America. Essentially, they target us through everything, you know,

because we are consumers, were major consumers, especially black women. Yeah, and we would find these bundles, Oh, hold on, my bundles come straight from Oh wait, look you see that I was showing her my wings jaw. My bundles come straight from India. Child, please and look, I'm already mad because I could feel like the you know, the tariff that they've put on China and something like my closures

come from China. My bundles two hundred dollars because from the vendor you can on and pay two hundred dollars, Like, oh, so we need to go ahead and stopped up, and nobody got on time for that. I feel like the only way for Derek Shoving to be convicted is if the other UM officers involved with his death were also convicted of murder. They did not have murder charges. From what I've read, I didn't see any of them having

murder charges aside from him. I know they're all being tried separately for different for different UM, for different things, but that need to the neck is not would kill him. We already know that the toxicology test. They're saying he had meth and feed amine in his system and all the ship that could have affected his breathing. But the pressure of those other cops on him, along with the knee on the neck, along with the drugs in the system,

is what killed him. So if you only have one man on trial for murder because of knee on the neck, the defense could automatically argue that the ne didn't kill him. Look at the toxicology test. This guy had drugs in the system. This guy, you know, I don't know why people want to talk about his criminal past like they got anything to do with fucking anything. If the nigger was on meth and driving on the highway. He still would have lived had he not been stopped by y'all

pussies and and me and his neck. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, Like I could put my knee in the back of your neck, but if I got three other people, know the fun you couldn't. But the three other people on your back, pressing your stomach and your lungs down to the damn concrete for how many minutes? Eight minutes? They suffocated them for eight minutes, and only one person is on trial, so without trying other people, but not for murder.

That's what I'm saying. I feel like they've overcharged Derek Shopping. If Derek Shopping gets charged and he goes to the rest of them will too for what though they have minimal charge, they don't have like they don't have like a major charge. I don't believe. So we have to look that up and we'll have to revisit that. But I do not think that they were charged with murder

at all. You remember we was watching that video the girls that were coming off their airplane and they were getting booed and all that ship as soon as they passed by all these white people. Yeah, and they got to some black women and and and bit y'all smack you in the fucking face. Why are you passed by all these white people recording talking ship doing the same ship, booing you. But you wait till you get to your own kind, to your own on people to jump bad,

Like what the fund is that about? Man? We gotta I don't know what it is, dog And I don't want to keep blaming it on slavery because I don't. I don't operate that way. So at some point you have to take a self accountability for yourself and how to funk you want to be and stop blaming your childhood and stop blaming fucking slavery and stop blaming a white man for some bullshit. At what point are you going to be an adult? I don't want to sound like I'm preaching again. I don't want to get too

deep about girl's sake, feet stupid. Yeah, but funk that naked Derek shopping boy. Fuck you. We're gonna have a fish fry when you die. And look, you don't bram and Cafish people believe in the Bible, right, but I believe that we each individual person, we are our own judges and executioners. If I feel like I don't want you on this earth no more, I can make that decision and get you up out of here. That's essentially

with the judicial system. Does that that's your god right there, that that mag is sitting in front of the courtroom, the judge, that's your god. He can determine if your life is gonna get taken away today. And I just I just don't want to see a situation. I hope that. I hope his family doesn't hug him in the courtroom. I hope George boy family don't hug in the courtroom. I'm a listen, I'm of my stomach, I'm a log off earth. Happened, yes, like judge, and I don't that

be all? Because they would not do that to us if we had killed if that little white lady, if it was the other way around it he walked up in her house and kill her, would nobody be hugging him. Or if he was a black female officer that killed a white man in his house. Hell no, do you think any white man, a white family would be in the courthouse hugging on up black woman after she's murdered An innocent man while in his apartment eating ice cream

and his motherfucking rawls. Do you think that would happen? Absolutely not, don't have No, that's some slave ship too, because we just tried to forgive. Yeah, that's God would forgive man that and wait to get to heaven to get paradise while they buy up all the beach front property in the fucking world. Hell no, I need my paradise right now. They would have got hug out of me, That's all I'm saying. They would have got a spit. I would have tried to be hers that. You gotta hope.

I can't get close to you, bitch, you kill my girl. I would have run, had some p in a cup that I had let marinate a ferment for a fucking year, the year waiting on that trial to come up. Girl, I would have threw that p on a bitch in the courtroom and let me throw this dodo bag. I just girl, let me. I don't got that my changre in my heart, but I will throw a piss on

a bit. I don't kind of don't. I don't have I don't feel like I have hatred in my heart, but I just feel like if you killed someone that I love, I might possess them, you know, definitely, definitely no Bible verse that could change that, not at all. We got any lighthearted ship we want. It's too deep for me, dark oh girl, Okay, one more thing. Those are two little bitches who uh stole auto? Yes? What the hell? Man? That poor man? They killed that man and they crashed I think they hit him, so, I

don't know if y'all saw it. There was a video that went out this past week where two little teenage girls thirteen and fifteen, they tried to steal a uber driver's car. Yeah, and they drove off. It looked like he was because I turned it off. Was he still on the car and then he hit something hanging out of the car. I didn't see that. I thought they had. I thought they took the car from whoever they took it from, and then they wrecked into someone on the

other street. That's not what happened. Was the guy like he was don't get me the line. But I thought he was like still on the car and got he got hit. I don't know something either way. The man he perished, and these little girls, well do you are how do you feel about that. Should they go to jail. I know they should go to jail, but how long do you feel with them being so young? Man? I just feel like kids are being exposed and so fucking much.

That's the thing. By the time you're thirteen and fifteen, you know that still in the car is wrong. The kids are being raised by the unraised. They are being like grandmama's right now at our age thirty five years old. You know what I'm saying. We don't have kids yet, but some bitches have grandkids right now. So now your daughter, you had your daughter at fourteen fifteen, now you're doing that, probably has a kid. I'm not giving them no can passed.

They need to be locked up until the thirty two But then how how will they be How will they get back into society at that point? Because prison does not rehabilitate, It just doesn't. Over is not But but they're children right now. You're not the same person you were at fifteen and thirteen years old right now, right. I also did not kill anybody, you absolutely, but some people have mental issues that I can only attribute it to some type of mental issue, mental disorder, like they have.

No I'm gonna give you a perfect example to think about it. Shut up girls so down in Texas. Some at some point. This is like a couple of years ago, this white kid ran through a crowd of people and murdered I think like maybe five people. He got off on the murder. The defense was affluenza. It's like somebody is so rich to where they don't know right from wrong. Oh yeah, I remember that. So what you possibly be poor to wear? Poor fluenza? Poor fluid? That's what I got.

Where was his name? His name was Ethan Couch. That could be equal and opposite. Why they don't have a porfluenza for real? Like if you could be so affluent that you don't know right from wrong, I'll be so poor that I don't know right from wrong. Or or you can have pts or this is my way of life, or I gotta get it, or you know, that's a real thing, but it only you have so many different things, like when you're rich, like a lot of ship don't fly and white. I wish about to see girl affluenza.

It's all kind of bullshit they come up with. Allow people to get off. Been a lawyer, man, it's not too late, it's not too late for you to become an attorney. You say that I'm about to go to California. I'm gonna keep saying it until it happened. I'll be sixty years old, bit just starting to practice law. Next offended saying, bet you in the damn voices. Let's get a friend as you mean like different. Yes, this bitch can make herself cry on theman, y'all? What are we

gonna do it all live? Oh yeah, I'll do it. I especially do it when the police pulled me over. That's what I used to get out of a ticket. I'm having my period. The period just started to day. My boss yelled at me. All of that. I'll say all that, and I get out of tickets every time, every single time. Tim girl, let me ask you something

off topic? Per usual. You haven't had somebody try to haul at you and make you look at yourself in the mirror, like what made you think that you can walk up to me and asked me for my number? What the fund do I look like? In your eyes? Right? And I had to happen. I had a nigger asked before some money first and me and my phone, nigga asked me for a ride a place to stay. Then he asked me if I had a man and for my phone number, Like, excuse me, sir, you need a

lot of help. I tried to snatch my dollar back out, he says, my phone. That's all giving men money, I don't get. I don't give a funk if you're homeless. I'm not giving a man no money. It was so hot he wanted to bottle of water from outain store. It was hot. Then I would go in there and

get the bottle of water. I just like my exchange, like me handing a man some money like it just made me feel some type of way, especially I mean my nigga, like you still some type of wing with me and my When I had a boyfriend back in the day, long time ago, well we would go out some time. If he didn't have no money, I would give him my money to pay. That way, he wouldn't feel emasculated while we was out, y'all had him crickets. I wish a real nigga like myself would like, I

know what he wasn't done that. You know, No, he wasn't no bone nigga. You know he wasn't broke. It was You're right, he just didn't have it at the time, and it's okay for me to help, and I don't want I want you to always feel like the man. So I'm gonna give it to you before we go outside, so you can just pay. Yeah, I can get that, I get that, but just make my skin. It's like get the hard Like, listen, I understand that, you know, people fall on hard times. I have ship in my mind.

I'm still going through a hard time, but being broke as a state of fucking mind. So if you're funking with somebody with potential and they just don't have it right now, but you want to go out, Okay, understanding. I got friends who have done that before, you know, like going on my home girl, she did that for her fiance and now listen to gonna make them more money to her, you know what I'm saying, Like a broke nigga. And every time we go out, I got the foot the bill then and get passed the money

before we that's something different. But it's just like, Okay, it's one of the times where he ain't got it and I got us baby here. Even even when I gave it to him, he was like, man, this feelings, but that's it. I want to Nigga always feel lame in that situation because that's going to promote him to do better. You know what I'm saying. He's not feeling

like you give me the car. A man that has integrity is not going to feel comfortable with that, and he's gonna put himself in a position like my home girl I'm talking about. I hope she hit this. I'm sorry to talk about your relationships. Oh she don't hear this anyway, But when her and her fiance, like when they first met, they went on their first date and he didn't eat, he couldn't have, like, he didn't even

pay for a food. She was like, dude, you should not be going on dates with women if you don't have money to pay for the food. Like what are you doing? Like why are you out here actively dating with no money? So she she ate in his face and I said, girl, you know what, you wanna make that nigga change his life even another chance, she get more chances they engage. Now Nigga, you know he got his CDL license. He's driving trucks down they're trying to, you know, buy a truck. So I'm like, go that

excites me. But if you ain't got no money, be creative with the date. Yes, take a bit for ice come coffee in the park, grab you a blanket from me inside your house that you already got, and get ice cream, cones and sitting apart. That's cute. I would go and do that. It's a lot of it's a lot of good dates men can take you on that's

not super expensive. So I'm with guys when they're like, you know, I'm not about to take five different women out that I'm interested in on these extravagant as dates, or you know, have some type of discernment with the women that you meet and the one that you're really really really interested and then you try to court her the most. You know what I'm saying, because there are stages to dating. Let me tell you this guy took me. He ain't hand no money, but he had an e

BT car, right. I mean, he took me to the lookout point, which is where the planes where you can see the planes landing and they're like real low, and he got some grapes and some cheese. He made us like a shark coochie board boy, and he got like a little bottle of wine to wine glasses and we sat out there and we just talked. We ate the little cheese and pepperonis and ship and it was a cute day for his EBT, Like, yeah, that sounds nice.

You're working out there now. I did not. I can't fun e b T boys, but I did have fun who e b T card He had his own maybe had lost his job and got an employant, I mean got e b T. Yeah. I didn't get all the details. I hope it wasn't another bitch EBT because with the kids, you know. But I didn't get all the details. He didn't give me some crap legs and shrimp for your e b T boo. I remember I had a little boo at one time. And he worked for this company and I'm not gonna say his name because I want

him to get in trouble. But he liked delivered meat and stuff like that on the truck and he stole all my Christmas meat. Yeah, Christmas out of this world. That's Christmas with my family. Very special. We had crab legs, ois stuffs, fry fish and shrimp. Shane. Was he in attendance, No, he didn't even come just provided all the seafood. Oh that's nice. It was very nice to him. All Right,

we're gonna get into a random sex fact. But before we do, we need our forty dollars, so we're gonna pay some bills, all right, So we got today, so the random sex back Tan. It's all about we light of dicks, all right here. It this despite what men claim, only fift have a penis longer than seven inches, only three percent have a penis more than eight inches long. So y'all be out hereline about your dicks basically. But how they know everybody dick dies? Who's the only average

that based off of I don't know. I guess who the fucking showing up for this average dick test? Maybe there was an average dick check that they was passing out. So how did they find out? Like they went to the sample size of men to say, hey, who dick is? How big is your Maybe they did like four hundred five hundred men and they all had them all come in and they tested their dick sizes, like pull your dick out and we need flashed and e wrecked. Seven

inches is really that's a good sized dick? First of all, you want more than that. Mm hmmm mmm. I like girth. I like a fat dick as long as I like it girth like a hamburger, a hamburger, like a big thick thick burger. Dick, girl, you'll find a way to turn your things into some food. And like you better know it. That's gonna made me doing better ship And it looks like a little hamburger to me, I might

be more inclined to about on it. Honestly, my emotional connection makes my sex better with the man, Like, it doesn't matter what his size really is. If I'm like emotionally connected to him, I'm going that did gonna feel like it's the biggest dick ever. So basically, what Tim is saying is that when she lose that emotional connection, you just that bitch ass load dick ass nigger. I didn't say that. What it doesn't matter, guys, It's all about the motion in the ocean, not the size of

the boat. Ye'all believe that. Is it the motion in the ocean or is it the size of the boat, or is it a combination of the two. I mean it's a combination. I mean it'd be better if it's bigger. But if it's not, and I'm like, now, I can't be no thimble dick. Now, don't get me twisted. I don't want any little little baby baby d but I'm not like pressed for humug is like pens. Rather you

have a bigger bank. Actually, yeah, me too. To me, big bank and big dick are equivalent because you could have a dude with a little dick, but he's getting money like then they can find with a big dick. But if you don't have it, he broke yes, So it's like it's equivalent. You gotta get either. If you got a little dick, hey get the money because bitches come with the money, right and bitches after you already fucked, they can't unfunck you. So I already got talking ship

by the nigger because it's dick little. So he still smashed your ass, pumping all on your thighs. Then you still lost it. You lost it. That's do we have a dB story for today? dB story? Yes, we do have a dB story. Who's this young woman? Um, her name is Jamia Jenia Michelle. Sorry, her name is Jenia Michelle too, young boy, baby mama? Why we have why we have like high expectations for these baby mamas or something.

I don't know. She's just a girl who got pregnant by young boy and she got multiple men tattooed on her body. Well, she want to keep her She trying to keep her list the whole scroll, whole scrol that aside her arm, random places. Oh that's your ma. Listen. The only way and Nigga getting on me, tatted on me is that he gotta die tattoos a memorial. That's

the only way. Do Listen. I'm not tattooing no man, no woman's name of my body, even if I have children, like when I have kids, I'm not tattooing that little bastard name on me. That's a little bastard. They grow up at disappoint You just grew up to be a whole bitchass, Nigga, just the opposite of what you're raising to be. And now you just walk around with little Ray Ray tattooed and you arm but a little right way. You were the vessel that was chosen to bring little

Ray Ray on the earth. Does that not count for anything? I didn't choose that spirit that Nigga chose who he wanted to be had to do with that. He already was him before he was put in my womb. He chose me. I ain't choose him. So I'm not choosing to put that nigger name on me now. So he could grow up to be a band and now I got to walk around with a and armor on my arms. I would give my babies like little footprint or something like that, not names. I'm not getting nobody name on me.

They really would have to die and they have to be like a sad situation. So but they have to die, y'all in a relationship together and be a tattoo somebody name on Yeah, I'm not a tattooed these young girls, I mean I don't know. They were on Live and somebody in the comments said, um, you should get whatever it is God, what is his name? You should get his name tattooed on you. She is. Don't be concerned

about people business. I don't give a funk about people doing dumb ship and that that's our then dumb bit story for the day, because don't be putting all these young boys like you want to get thirty and you're gonna look back and be like, man, what the funk was I doing. Those men that you fucking with now, they can't even see your pussy in ten years, right, Yeah, So just be selective and keep them regrets to a minimum,

Like those tattoos will definitely be regretts. You're gonna have to go through our necessary pain and give them covered up. And what man wants to marry a bit who has multiple men tattooed on her body, reading it on her back while you're hitting it for the bag, right, it's a John John. Let's see like John John. To listen, these new this new generation, these motherfucker's is all purpose girls day with the men, they with the women. It's like an open thing, like are you bisexual? Like Itau's

just what the fund is. I don't know, y'all. I don't am I being judging to these because I mean, I just be concerned about the longevity of our race, and I just think a lot of things that's going on right now is going to really hinder that. That's all I'm just concerned about. They're pregnant. Everybody pregnant right now. I don't know what you're talking about. We're still making it ain't enough though, And guess what niggas is making

babies faster than black people. And what I mean by that, I'm talking about people who haven't got no productive ship going on. All he got is time to fuck. They make babies ten times faster than and educated, smart black, not affluent. Nothing to do with money, just the mentality somebody who can actually raise They just have children. Listen, Project pussy make a lot of churn. Do I just have to you have to like Project pussy must be different, girl,

girl sire used to crazy. It's all the same. Oh my pussy different. Your pussy the same. No, I mean pussy. It's pussy. It don't matter where the neighborhood you live. Let's pussy taste a little bit different because the bits got kerosene, heater has that her pussy better than mine. No keros makeing marinate a little different. So girlfriends and I, we love you. Here we talk back. If you want to make your body a scroll for these niggers, I ain't mad at you do you booboo, but just try

to keep your regrets to a minimum. Sis. That's all we want, all right. I'm about to get up out of here, stide, get my booty rug. Oh you got a massage set up. Yeah, I'm going to Well, I don't think they're gonna robe my booty, but you're gonna ask them. You're gonna try to corhurst them into it. No, last time I did that, I got in trouble. How much this? See if that? See if they're gonna charge you don't even massage? I want to do one. Is that a thing? Are you only massage? Yeah? Yes, it

is a thing. Are you like you only like my vagina? Yes? And I want one? That sounds like prostitution? They selling? Hold on, who's selling it? I'm selling it all. They're selling like the massage. Should have put the massage. Yeah, I gotta pay for that. But how is that prostitution? They're using their hand because you're gonna come on y massage. It's a different type of orgasm. You're gonna rode my pussy and I ain't gonna come. It's like a deep

tissue pussy meditation massage. I don't come my prayer for this service. Oh I do want to your only massage? Man, I'm awaiting. I swear to God. Okay, there is a place in Charlotte that does you only massages, but they don't do it themselves. They guide like they have partners coming and they'll guide the partner on how to do it to the to the female, the guy to die or the woman or whatever, how to do it to the the problem. And it's bullshit. I ain't got no partner.

What are y'all better get y'all fingers dirty. I ain't coming here for y'all to tell another nigga how to run my pussy. I'm come here for y'all professionals around my pussy, right and look, you're gonna walk up in a massage par like here rubbing pussy. Excuse me, I'll be for the pussy bro. Hey, I'm about a pussy rob at the group on? How about the thirty five

minute pussy rub off? A group with Christine? Some Indian bitch like listen, I don't know who it is, but I'm ready, r I need to take everything off it just my bottom let me know right now? All right, y'all, we're about to get the funk up the heir. So if you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every Thursday on the I Heart Radio app or wherever you get

your podcasts. A right, and I know last week I told y'all had something special plan, but it got a little push back, so it will be for you next week. Oh wait, April fools. They're just listen out for April fol So it might happen, it might not happen. I don't know. We might be mightle, might be lying. Alright, y'all