Ep. 10 "I Know You F%Cking Lying"

your weekend before? Because we need to girl, My weekend was good. You know what I did this weekend? We went to a little drive through zoo type place like you buy some little food and then you drive through with your car and feed did like exotic animals. They had like antelopes and camels, all types of show. I'm like, what was now? The first of all, you can't bring food from outside. You have to buy the food from the Tastys karaoke. They got chicken for really chicken balls.

They're not real chicken. Bit just so stupid, always trying to get me to eat that bullshit. That would be good though sometimes no, but you buy like a little bowl of food from them, So We bought like a little four things of food, and the very first animal I was trying to feed was the camel girl. He was wilding out on the bowl, so I kind of roll the window up a little bit. I caught his fucking nose, his nose face or whatever the ship is there that hurt the little four dose I thought she

was giving me. You know, all I could think about was only white people only. Why the fund is these animals in South Carolina? These niggas belong in Africa somewhere? Why zebras? They had zebras out there. Top of don't pet the zebras, they'd be biting. So you can feed the zebra, but you can what they told you, yeah, not don't pat them. But they had all these different

animals that's not supposed to be in South Carolina. There's another place in South Carolina that you can go is super expensive though, and you can actually lay down with tigers and lines and ship. Right. I don't know what because he was on that that thing. Remember that documentary with the dude who in jail? Now, that's my only fans made carol Bas official Carabas. I never put no content out though with Corona hit listen with Corona Hit.

I was like, let me just give my ship together just in case I gotta come up with something else that pussy baby where you had going on. Oh girl. I was supposed to go to Nappa over the weekend and I did not go because I got sick. I did not feel good my stomach. I had like a bug or something. I don't know what it was. Yeah,

man bad. I was like, I could not get on the plane like this girl, ain't nothing worse to be on the plenty of stop me start bubble people up in the back of the plane right from the damn laboratory. I remember one time I was on a flight to l A and I had the room and it's a really tiny space for you to use the bathroom, so I bet you with all as I know, I had my pants around my ankle, not around around my knees, and I like turned around to like dropped the tissue

in the toilet. I didn't put it between my legs. I kind of did it spin move and I didn't have the door clothes all the way and someone opened the door and I swear the whole like the first cut at least six rows see my whole naked ass, all of them. I would have went through there with a credit card reader and charge everybody for seeing my ass. Girl, I did not want to come out that stall. I was like, I was just gonna stit here to the play land, but I knew there was gonna get me

out of there. So I came out and I s where all the white ladies that was looking at me face was read. They discussed they was embarrassed. I feel like they were more embarrassed than me. Then there was just one white man smiling at me real hardly. I should have said credit card, please, thank you, invoice. So I didn't get to go anywhere. I think. I think I want to get the vaccination. Why because then I

heard they're gonna make it hard to travel without it. Well, I'm gonna see if y'all turn to the zombies first with that ship. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to discourage anybody else from getting the vaccination. My whole thing is, if enough people get the vaccination, you worried about a few of us that don't have it, Well, that's the same thing. What about with kids in school. I don't believe in the vaccination vaccinating kids. So no, there's that part.

I feel like what the what the government should be doing is putting out more information about preventative measures you can take so that you don't get the disease. Everything is not just cured with some medicine. You could you supposed to be able to cure your own body. Where herbs, vegetables and ginger rell. If you from the black of any right, sleep, take a nap, go to sleep. Eat a sandwich my mom called air sandwich. You take two slices of bread and breathe in between them and close

the real quick. You eat that streach of water and go to fucking sleep. I ain't never heard of no air, so you never had an air salud. Now. I used to have a wish sandwich. I wish it was a piece of meat in that motherfucker it was. Yeah, catch up, catch up with mayonnaise mixed together syrup. That's better than the air sandwich. A sandwich, as my grandma used to Alright,

my grandma was real cutry. Right. My great grandma used to make that something called butter bread, and she put butter on the bread and bawl it up into a little ball and give it to us and we thank you, grandma. Yo. So all the bacteria off her hand was on that bread. That's probably why I get coroma. Thank you, Grandma. Yeah? How nice is that? So? Girl? The damn Internet is on fire this week, fire from mass shootings to bitch as niggas, bitch ass niggas cheating into oh yeah, more

and more bitcha. Speaking of bitch ass niggas cheating, let's talk about the ultimate bitch ass nigga a week Super SIMP Series, Super Simp Series. Derek Jackson. The only thing that makes him a super bird to me is just how he presented himself to the world and how he you know, almost put himself on a pedestal against other black men and then it came out to be just another nigga. So you saw all the videos, So you saw the video he posted him and his wife. He

kept talking about himself and third person. So I really feel like, first of all, you know, he's a narcissist. Is a classic case of narcissism. He he speaks as about himself and third person. Uh, Derek Jackson, you'll know, you know um and Derreck Jackson. So that leads me to believe that the Derreck Jackson nats on Instagram is different from the Derek Jackson in real life, and obviously

that's what the funk it is. Derek Jackson is just a brand, right, and a real nigga, like a little piece of pussy on this at the Collins and stuff like that. The recordings I've heard from these other women,

I just feel like this is a public figure. This you got over a million followers, and these women saying are saying that they met him, you know, by in boxing him and telling them about yeah, basically asking for advice, telling them because they would think that he was just like this stand up guy, like super whole savior, like that you're gonna point He's gonna point us in all the right directions, seeing go mislead us and none of that. Ship. Meanwhile,

he out here fucking his subscribers basically. But I don't want to just put all the blame on that man. I feel terrible about his wife. We did put a few funny memes up about his wife, you know, because she was on this video, and I feel like, if I catch my man cheating, I want to look super better than his The side bitches she has no brawn and the bonnet and that's the last thing I'm going to say about her. Well, she's just a little like, listen,

let's have a moment. What we're just gonna say a prayer forces because she is a woman of God and I think she needs our love and consideration right now. So one, two three, that's a moment, all right, girl. He literally woke that woman up and said we're gonna recording the car today. We're gonna do in the couch. She was like, let's do it, let me he has. She just looked down trotting like he didn't beat the confidence out of her. Maybe she don't care. Maybe she

don't care about you know my nosey as said. I've been all on her Instagram page and she looks like she used to you know what I'm saying. She looks like, you know, last year year before she was now she only posts like Bible scriptures and she got a few pictures of her doing karate and ship like she read. That's why she should have been up there, like do you have anything to say? Yes, I do I have something to say. I want you the uh look look

at the top of Darry's head. You see that scar right there, that's where I bust his ship when it happened. You see that hold on spending off for Derek, let him see it. So I've been new, But look at the glue. It's still drying for the stitches because that's what he needs. Like he's a super sim you big

buff bitch. Like I feel like the men need to be dragging him more because he built his whole platform off of being this single man and just knowing exactly what a woman wants and exactly how a woman should be treated. Now, look, I'm not letting your outside bitches get off easy because I'm sick of you holds. Here's the thing. If a man is single, not not sorry, excuse me. If a man is not married, I feel

like that's fair game. If a man is married, evidently he discloses women that yes he has a wife, but they're working on things, or she you know, she won't give him a divorce. You're gonna have to show me some fucking paperwork before I engage. So y'all knowingly engaged with the man. One bitch says she didn't get no money and she didn't get no head, so what the fun was you doing it for? Why were you there? They did say he got a dumb dick. They did

say that. So maybe that's why the wife ain't going nowhere. I don't know, but it got to come with head though, right, I know, let's not a plus. I need head and I need you to give me some good head and follow up a good dick, right, and then give me more head. Answer, So you basically just got a wet ask and now you're coming out. Well, maybe she was a good manipulation. He's all grown as women. They knew

what they were doing. And the one thing the one girl said she wanted to say to the wife if she could, was just just leave, No bitch, why are you sucking somebody's husband. I feel like nobody's man can cheat if there wasn't a woman out here willing to cheat him. I agree. So, I mean, yes, the home record is the motherfucker that is in the home. But at the same time, women also have to take accountability for the dumb ship we allow, like we have to respect each other more so then that way you know

your nigg is safe with me. Ain't trying to sun on your man. You know, they ain't never gonna be a situation because he's big buff, got a check I'm sure for a couple of dollars, and they want what they can't have, or they want something that belongs to someone else, you know what. It reminds me of the movie Girls Trip, Remember um where what's the what's her name? Regina Hall? Oh, she's got you can have it? All

the books? She is and she's on tour. Her husband is out here in thought and they offered her this big check to keep going, and her friends are like, girl, you're not happy for real, like put it on the table. So eventually she does, like kick is ask to the curb, and she ends up being more successful. But it's kind of maybe me, that's a situation with him, and he's like he's gonna end up more successful, like saying, hey, could he flip this? Yeah? I think, hey, now I'm

this way, Now I'm more relatable, is more relatable? He can't come out he could if you do it right, he could be more relatable to me, And like I judged you at first, and now I understand, and here's how we all can be better together. Girl. One of the bitches said she would be there walking around in that song while this nigga making those videos. Could you imagine that? Yes, I can't. I definitely can't imagine that ship in his mental department while your wife someplace else

in Georgia in the house. Because here, let me tell you something, when my mama said, even like with a man of God in the church, man first past the second, man first, Not that that absolves him because he's a man, but he's gonna be a man before he be a pastor a man before he be Okay, so what else about he who casts the first? For my thing is shut the funk up. You don't see future out here during conferences and ship like that about how to be a good man had dog and bitches per usual. I'm

gonna stop talking about future. No you're not. I respect future more than Derek. I respect him more because should he just do what he doing, y'all bitches falling life? He probably ain't lying. We got everybody at the baby showers together like Nick is a real life king in with a harem. You got this Derek bitch, ask nigger and these bird bitches on the side. Who fucking now, he's like the new future for me in my mind?

What about Sweetie and Quaver. Let's talk about that. They're young, man, and fucking kids are young and they're like twenty three or some girl. Some people are not that young. Wait a minute, Okay, you're right, they're not that you know, they almost there in their latter twenties, almost thirty years old.

To me, when you have money, that makes you a little older, right, like people was talking ship when Kylie got pregnant, Like Kylie got enough money to take it, you and your family, whole family, so she money kind of Trump's age, but not maturity though, no, this is my thing. I posted this on Instagram. So swag is the ability to bag bitches with no money, so you add money. For instance, swag if Quavos, the Quavo just chilling out there used to latter, wherever the funk you from,

could he get a woman like Sweetie? I feel like these niggas deserved the same bitches they would have if they were broken. So basically, the first baby mama exactly. That's why these niggs hate their first baby mama, because the first baby mama know them niggas. I don't think we've got no kids though, yes, but luckily, if they really broke up because I know she has an album coming out, and so they also have um, what's you

called the Culture three coming out? So maybe this is a plot to the publicity sig Yeah, get people tuned into them. But if they really broke up, I'm happy she made out without a baby. Yeah, me too, So she just got free and that's why I'd be praying for or every night. But don't let that nigga knock you up, little sis. How many kids you're all rooting for you, girl? I think it's about thirty two and

thirty thirty. At what point is the women fault? I mean it's excuse me, at what point is the futures fault? We all know who that Nike is. He's not perpetrating the froud. Yeah, I heard, like, if you have more than ten kids, like child support, won't even put the daddy on child support, no more after like certain number of children. But he still has to pay for those

ten kids the ones before. Yeah, but if you have like the eleventh and twelfth and thirteen kids for him, you can't even I know a woman who had a nigger eleventh baby, Like why, yeah, me too, Why we couldn't come nowhere near me that you get that negativity and negativity away from me. And then I don't know who posted it, but they were saying how he went

and picked up the three dollars Bentley truck. It was a rumor I heard it wasn't true, but if he did, I mean, listen, honestly, if I had I bought my bitch a three dollar car and we break up, I'm gonna need that back. Remember that car, let you, I'm gonna need that back. But they say he ain't take it back. Though, Yeah, they said that wasn't true, but we checked on the legality of that, Like if say, friends to somebody gives you something very extensive, can they

legally take it back? So for what we're being told is if it's at least it's not his to give any weight, right, And that's I mean, when you think about it, he's still making payments on that, so he doesn't technically own it himself to be able to give it to somebody's Actually, here's my apartment, you can have it, you know. Stop let that truck to that girl. So ladies, he ain't bought you a car unless you got the title for it. I'm sorry you ain't got no paperwork,

you just borrow it. Stop lying to your friends. Girl. Yeah, he bought me this car, but you're making the payments on it, and it's in your name. If it's in my name, than it is mine. Yeah, but you're making the payments on it. And he didn't buy you anything, right, He just what I'm saying, help get it, just like that to buy it for yourself. He helped me buy a truck for myself, just said, he put it in his name and move on. Thank you. We're talking all this ship and I ain't had a nigga buy me

a three d fifty dollars nothing. Okay, Like I've got to talk to you about that, least to me by me. Shout out to you, sweetie. Yeah, we love you because I remember she said something about three sums and she's like three sums, ladies, Yeah, right, three subs. And I was like, okay, sweetie, what you're doing? What you're talking about up her m? Yeah, I'm in there. I'm already in there. And she said like, if you swaggy enough or something like that, you can pick the nigger that

we're gonna fuck. If I was her man, that black bitch out put your head between the Washington Drive. You said that for everybody that she was already over him by that point. Clearly, I feel that way. I just hope it's a publicity stunt. I want them to make. I like to see them together. Me too. I do like them together. And she's funny. They seem unproblematic. But maybe that's because she's been hiding the truth about what's been going on. She said, you know, she don't want

to keep up the facade. You know, back to Derek Jackson, the cheating would have been okay if the whole world didn't know about And look, he wasn't hiding his wife from the whole world. He was hiding the whole world from his wife. Is it? But sweetie in a sweetie situation, we don't see, we don't see who played was doing so that. Yeah, and he was like he thought she was a different woman because me and don't put the

business out. But she was sitting the back single. Niggas know she's single, right, People out here with a bigger check who I'm pretty sure it's checking for Sweetie? Fine ass right? You know, fun with the ball? Do you want to be the bitching with Quabo after Sweetie, Like Sweetie made Qua will look nice? But can we keep this a secret? Qua from putting that the ice when he started telling people together right me, I'm sorry to this man. I do not know this man. Girl moving

along the mascot. Damn shootings. Man, it has to stop. Just got to stop. It's out of control. Like I know, this is not like a super serious podcast because they don't want it to be want have fun. But it's fucking mass murder like white culture. Yes, like blue jeans, pasta salad and mass Asians? Is it? I feel like blue die the diet that comes from for Gene's Asian culture or not? Well, maybe we both right because India is technically an Asia, right, I don't know, girl, part

of the India is not a country. He's not a continent. Well, I know it's not a continent, but that's where it's local. It's not you know why? I feel like India is like by yourself somewhere. Yeah, Bollywood in what is Bollywood India? What the fund is Bollywood? Beat? You don't know what Bollywood is like in California, girl, go why the hell do you even know about Bollywood? That's some ship you learn in Europe. You know it's Priyanka Chopra. She find

as hell. You don't know who that is. She from Bollywood. She's in American films now then I don't know. She's a little battie India. I ain't sliding her d. Hey girl, I think she's married to like one of the Jonas brothers or something like that. Interesting but anyway, back to the topic. We got off topic. We went from Indigo to Bollywood. What the fun was we even talking about blue jeans mash shootings to Bollywood. See, this is why

America will never be great. Drugs and ay about to make shrooms and ship legal to girls, all of us gonna be out of damn minds, which I also think is a plot from the government. I want to tryshroom so for real, into a controlled environment. I do. I do want to as well, because people said they really be find themselves. But I'm scared I'm gonna lose myself. Like I'm scared I won't come back. Just have a

little dose. I don't know. I want to do it outside though I can see, like you want to lay in the grass of beer foot and do it, Yes, and one with Earth. Yes, yeah, so yeah, back to these goddamn crazy ass white people. Why y'all keep doing that? I feel like, let me tell you if they start targeting us, because it is because I'm a super conspiracy theorist, and because I feel like conspiracies come from real places and you could just pass it off as being some

crazy talk a bunch of group of crazy people. It's the same. But just a couple of months ago, this young boy seventeen eighteen, nineteen years old got caught car full of ship with a plan to go shoot up some ship somewhere had a car full of guns, am and like a quarter of a million dollars. So exactly who is hiring these people? And I feel like they either sacrifice people in their family by doing it like this, or they kill a black person to upgrade the family.

So they pick a family. I want to write a movie, Like, yeah, it sounds like a movie. I don't know how reality that is a bunch of reality. So like, could you

imagine imagine this? Imagine that there's a lottery like outside from megamillions in in power Ball, there's a lottery where one person your family has to be sacrificed for the greater good, like for the rest of the family, like Hunger Games essentially, so your family get I mean, you get killed, and then your family sues and they get millions of dollars and now everybody straight you just had to die for it. Well, why though, what's the point

population control? It's just time for this family to be upgraded anyway. I don't know, I'll figure it out when I write the movie. But a good premise. I mean it started off strong. I don't know Somewhere I got lost. Why are you asking questions? Because I'm trying to have somebody to clarity? Why nuts? Like, why are you trying to discredit my writing? But they would do it because somebody got to die anyway. It's like Hunger Games. Why

are they doing Hunger Games for entertainment. It's not for entertainment, It's because they want their what do they call it their district. You get upgraded if you're a person from your district winds. So the person your family gets murdered and your family then upgrades to the operational on But somebody has to die if you'll get there ding. I can't think of nobody I was sacrifice. If I had to do that, I think about three people, three people

on my mind. All right, before we sacrifice any of AJ's relatives, We're gonna go pay some bills real quick and we're back panels bills on time like I never did in my life. So that I was stupid, girl, I'll be telling you you stupid like I don't know how many times in an episode I know, buddy. So look, we haven't been included hardly any of our segments that we have, and we be having shipped every week basically, but we just we run out of time running off

mouth period. So we do want to incorporate this week our ask a Black Friend segment. First act the Black Friend question. First of all, thanks for doing this. I'm sure this kind of segment can be exhausting, and I appreciate you guys for taking on the work. So um white and want to know the best way to talk to my black friends about their opinions on racial issues. How can I voice my opinion on the matters. I feel like I'm in no position to even have an opinion.

How much do you guys hate the white Devil's advocate even and it's just friendly drunken banter think we hate them to death. Hate we hate them, we hate them. We needn't know what the banter is like the white Devil's advocate. Are you calling that? That doesn't sound appealing? Yeah, you know what it sounds like to me? It sounds like maybe she's around some black friends and their voicing their opinions about different things that black people go through,

and that may not be favorable. Right, So I wish she would have actually asked us the questions. Yeah, I wish you would have asked us the actual question that she would want to ask her friends that she can talk to him that way. Are like, how are you acting for the white devil? Like? What are you saying? You know? I can give you a famous one? Okay, because this is what a lot of white folks do. Let's take Let's take Charlotte Maagne for example. Charlemagne is

a good friend of both of ours. Charlemagne is a very successful uh personnel and entertainment. Right. I remember when Um the Breakfast Club did a collaboration with let me put I'm googling redneck radio hosts, Russia Limball. Okay, so Charlottagne is successful. Everybody on the breakfast club is successful, so they did uh collaboration with Russia limball and the

breakfast Club last week. Let me last week last year, or maybe it might may have been the year before to discuss like ratio inequality and some of the life that black people have. And I feel like a lot of white people look at successful black people and say, oh, they did it, why can't the rest of you do it, as if the rest of us aren't trying. So I feel like maybe that's the white Devil's advocate ship she's talking about, Like, if there's opportunity out there, just go

and get it. But the opportunity is just definitely it's just not available for all of us no matter how hard we try. Exactly. That's how you feeling. Girl go to hell. I don't want to tell him to go to hell. I want her to ask us. I want this is what we want. We want people to ask specific questions, things you really want to know, even a matter of fact, it doesn't even have to be a question. Let it be a statement and let us talk about

your statement. Make a statement. It doesn't necessarily have to be a question. Something you want to know about us. Make the statement and then we'll discuss it. So to me, like this particular m ask a black friend, I can't really, ye can't. We can't answer what you know because you didn't give us any real meat and potatoes. But I'll tell you that just as that would be my only answer exactly. Whatever the funny banter is, proceed with caution

because don not watermelon. Yeah, it might not be funny to your black home girl. Okay, let's just say. Let's just say it is chicken a watermelon she want to make a joke about. Why can't she to her black friends? Yeah, just got you gotta know your audio is because some of her your black friends might laugh. It just depends on who your black friends are, you know, and how cool y'all are. Right, I don't really have no white friends that can joke with me about chicken and watermelon.

Though the white friends that I have wouldn't. Yeah, they wouldn't. They don't even wanna, they don't even want. Like, I'm trying to understand why white people want to say nigga's so bad because because you feel entitled, because it makes them feel powerful or something. Mm hmm. Hold on before we get into anything else, let's pay some bills real quick. Okay. So that was oh girl. So now we got another one, which is more actual. She's posing an actual question, so

she says. She says, on episode four, you had a question about white privilege. I'm half white, half Hispanic. My mom is Hispanic, and my dad's white. So on paper, i'm white, but I have brown hair, eyes, and skin. I don't feel I have as much privilege as an obviously white person, but I know I have more than a black person. I'm still learning your voices, so I don't know who said this, but one of you made the comment. If you're not using your privilege, I don't

feel bad for you. I know non black people need to be allies for things like racial injustice and discrimination, and I definitely am, especially to my ignorant family members. But I guess my question is is there an incorrect way slash offensive way to use white privilege? If someone does use their white privilege, is it racist or as long as they acknowledge its existence, is it okay? Love your show? Yes, let me because let me tell you

about me. Right. When I see like a homeless person, I usually only give black homeless women my money A lot of times. If it's a man, may he be white or black, and he looks young, my ager, you know I'm not giving you my heart or in money. Can I this interject right here? I'm sorry. I've seen this fine as homelessly. And the other day that Nicol was fine as fun. He had long he looked like black Jesus or something. He had long dress, and he

was young. He was young, and he had pretty black skin, and he was standing off north try on and bitch almost turned around. I was like, you know what, I could probably help him with his life. I could take him in and get him together and we could live happily ever after. He was that beautiful. But Tanya told me, girl, it might have been Jesus. It might have been he looked like he was so good. That might have been who Derrick Jackson? Uh wife waiting for girl and she

waiting for him? That I ain't mad. Was a beautiful black man on the side of the road. Girl, Why the hell you interrupt? My god, I'm sorry. Back to the white people. Back to the white people. What then the question again, basically, what she's asking is there, what's the appropriate way to use your white privilege and she said, But I guess my question is is there an incorrect way slash offensive way to use white privilege? If someone does use their white privilege, is it racist or as

long as they acknowledge it? As long as they acknowledge it to me, yes, that's what we would like. We need allies at this point. We don't just need you just not being racist. We need allies at this point. This is not an issue that black people have to fix in America. This is a white issue. It's not

a black issue. And this ship is taught we may have some type of feeling towards white people because of things that have happened to us white people sometimes, y'all, just the ship is just in your blood not to funk with us for some reason. It's just passed down through DNA or you guys are actually raising your children to be toul and distrustful black people. Yes, because we're in our thirties. I went to school with some people I grew up with some people from first grade, some

white people like my neighborhood. The schools I went to were always um mixed schools. So I realized that the people I grew up with, these people were racist and I didn't realize it until we're now adults at a high school where you're not you a j You're different, You're not like other black people exactly, get the funk. I am, I am, I'm just like them. I am them. Actually, So we just want white people to acknowledge their privilege. When I say that, I don't feel sorry for people

who don't use their white privileges. When I see a young white man on the street begging for money, he can literally clean up, go cut his hair, and get a job that I'm more qualified for just because he's white. They have preferential treatment because you're white, Like you want to put your people on, which is it's natural. Black people just have to get more and more of a position to put our people other and then and we just want to be left alone. We don't really want

nothing from y'all. We just want to be left alone. But I feel like the white people are so scared of the potential that people have. I don't want to get too deep in that, but um, miss MAM's just use your white privilege to help others. Yeah, And when y'all have boat trips, invite us in the water because we ain't wearing our hair. But that's a different story. Okay. Ever since I went to the Caribbean with braids, bitch, I don't care if I got a wig on whatever

I'm getting in the water, it's so free. I went on vacation with braids, and I'm like, I'm never wearing a wig to the beach again. Then was I doing? But I wore a wig to just wore a wig to I did? I was in that fucking water. I didn't give a ship about that wig because like, the ocean is just much more important than that week. I'm gonna get in up to my titties and then the bottom of my wig could get wet. But that top

where the corn ross is at. Nahum, I should be so mad at yeah that you got the driving braids. Ain't nobody trying to do that. I'm trying to eat good smoke and fuck that's it, and I don't want no more fucking girls trips. Man, I only want to go to the beach with men. I mean, excuse me, I only want to go to the beach with my man because after you that had like a long day at the beach, Like, who the funk want to go to the room with a bunch of bitches like I

need dick at the room I've only been on. I can count on one hand how many vacations I've ever been on. All my trips are with a bunch of bitches every time, So the major I won't say the majority of my trips, but I mean women just travel more than men A lot of times. I think is gonna be going nowhere, Like niggas don't get a group of men together and go on vacation hardly wanting to bring And the reason I don't be going no more

because I don't I can't pick my pussy. They said it's too balm t s A won't let it go on the plane. So niggas be mad, like I'll be calling for that girl. Can you please FedEx my pussy? Please? Girl? I left the pussy at the house because I wasn't trying to give it up, and now I want to use it. Can you please fed x my pussy? You know what, I just saw your pussy in the freezer. Let me get it out. I thought that should out first. Please that cold last serial pussy. You need to grow up, man, No,

I refused to. I don't feel like being grown. I'm like, I don't time for that ship. I don't want to do I know after we had the the psychic, I said that I was just gonna wait on my NBA player. But the feeling is starting to wear off, and I think I want to go back to for the love of tim biam girl, No, maybe you have to actively be approaching your basketball players that way. Just pick one. I did I have him? And then the game respond Oh fine, allhead asks tell them who you at town?

Serge A Bacca? Mm hmm. That's a beautiful black man. Girl, he's a god? That guy? What the fuck? Like? How could you just be walking around looking like that? Right? Why they y'all all look like that? The world would be a better place if every man looked like Sergey Baca. Should nikkas feel like that about us? The world be a better place if all of us had long curly here and we was all Laurie Harvey out here, say

that bitches to be mad. Boy, fuck you, we all need to be We are beautiful the way we I am enough. Take the filter off. First of all, Like, the problem is that men want to be able to rub their hands through your head, and they just can't do that to two black women. A lot of us. They just want to be able to touch our scout. Like I'll be giving hand and he'll take my bonnet off, rub his fingers through the middle of my brains. That's

that's love. Because I've seen their braids and they are not sexy, and they get caught up in there, like, girl, let that neg see them to have braids. Girl, don't be shamed. I don't even have nobody that I'm like that with. Look, I ain't like that with them to let me see let them see my braids, but I do be sucking big. That's just a different level of intimacy. I'm not ready for that. Locking the bathroom on vacation, trying to pitch that wig back down. Look, I'm free, girl.

I would take my bonnet. I would take my wig off, though I'm not sleeping in a week, I don't give a fuck. I would put my bonnet listen before I take off. I would have a conversation with anything like don't touch my head. Well, obviously, I'm about to take my wig off and I'm about to put my bonnet on, and I want you to see it, like a crown. Okay, period, don't play with me, So take away a bonnet to bed.

So we're good. Both of y'all got both of us were having enough bonnet shout out to all the bonnet bas bonnet bass. I think I want I think I'm not sure, but I think I want you to take out the part about me sucking dick. It's too funny, it's so funny. But I what people to think. I'm just out here like a random dick. We're gonna leave that ship in there, and we're gonna leave in a fact that you want me to take it out. Yeah, I just don't want to be said I am this.

This is for fun. I ain't even sucking the one now. I ain't having no fun. Nigger. We made it. So let's do our astro and old lady voices all right now, y'all, thank you all for coming out of listeners today. Come on back, we love all right. I got something food for your cooking the kitchen, some hogmalls and turkey legs and cut all of that out. But cover cover your chests out. It's cold outside. Well, why why you walk

around with your chest out? Old people always want you to cover I've seen Cardi B on the TV talking about a whopboy on the whop he asks, we didn't do that my day. Thank you all for coming out complishing that. Look, so keep the damn messages and emails coming. We really enjoy them. Um. We did get a couple of dumb bitch stories, but they've been dumb enough. Look, we got better dumb bit stories of our own. Tam Is over the conversation, I just want to add one

more thing before we get out of here. About that that Derrick Jackson ship. It's not necessarily about him. It's about being careful. What religion people always tell you to be careful, like when you do, like your little rituals and things that you do, just anything that's outside of church. People don't be careful with that. Why nobody ever warns

you about Christianity. And I'm not saying nothing bad behind it, but I feel like her husband is using Christianity to oppress her and she's deep in it and he's deep in all these bitches pussy. Just just be careful, Just be careful. It's just a sad state of affairs, Yeah it is, but it happens. This just get cheated on every day. Be like, religion really teaches women that we're just supposed to endure all his fucking pain, dog and love your husband and he'll love you the way he

loved the church. What bitch? What? Yeah, every nigga ain't boass. Someone broke ass someone poe ass no good as just find out which one you got a ruth either? Every woman at ruth either. So I'm a descendant of lilist bitch bit you Eve from a nigger rib and that's like crazy. Eve came from a nigga rib and she was a side bitch. I didn't see that nowhere in the Bible. I never see as the first side bitch girl. I got people. People think that's so fucking crazy, but

it's true though it's in Greek mythologies. Actually, it's like a Greek mythology of anyway. I know. So look, if y'all motherfucker's enjoying this episode, please tune in every Thursday on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcast wherever you get your podcasts act And we've got something real spicy for y'all last next week, So y'all come back. I can't. We didn't talk about it, all right, y'all