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Don't Be a Jive Ass Turkey

Nov 24, 202241 minSeason 2Ep. 97
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Happy Thanksgiving, Gobble Gobble! This week the ladies for
“Dumb Internet News” spoke about the backlash the American Music Awards received after cancelling Chris Brown’s  Michael Jackson tribute, and B. Simone not being a fan of taking showers daily. Next for their main topic they read some steps one can take to make the best out of hanging with their family on the holidays, such as ignoring that noisy auntie who always ask about your relationship status, or what to say after to that  bougie cousin that swears she can dress. Do you look forward to spending time with the family, lets discuss.

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Talk. We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who talks back? Yep, what's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in for a new episode that we talked back and show dedicated to you niggers and knees, holes and everybody else in between. What's up girl? Gobble gobble, gobbl y'all, every thanksgiving this tam Man. I love y'all, y'all for jointing to another episode. I couldn't think it should have say like a gobblbla gobl what about y'all? What's going on? Nothing?

How you doing? Oh? Well, you know I've been in a honeycomb hide out all fing weekend, bitch and rejuvenated. I feel young today, like the fucking body is stretched and ready to conquer the world. When I FaceTime you on Saturday, you are you were smiling so big. Who was you with that? Had you smiling like that? Your mother like a daddy for Chicago. I believe it too. I believe it because he's a player, player from the

l Now. Whoever you was with, Yeah, whoever you was with, had you lit up like your face was like lit up child? We were we was grocery shopping for So I made this little thing. What's uh dates? So if you take dates and you put whatever kind of nuts he want, the medal and peanut butter. It tastes like a snicker. It's like a little calorie, y'all chocolate. Oh that sounds cute and fun. It was nice. That has been a whole this weekend. Let's just be clear, okay, what you had going on? So I went to l

A this weekend. I went to b Simone and Megan Brooks their podcast No for Sure. They had their very first live show in l A. And I went to check that out and network and meet some people. It was a good time. It was a good show. It's a lot of fun. So I you know, I flew out there on Saturday. I went to that on Sunday and flew right back this morning. I'm low key tired. Was it nice? Did you see some good faces? Oh? Yeah, it was really really nice. It was a beautiful of it.

It was so like, oh it was hosted by Patreon. Shout out to Patreon. Um, it was really black of it. Everybody looked so nice. Um. I ran into uh quay at blame it on Quay on Instagram. Y'all know who that is. He was a lot of fun. He said he's gonna do the show and be my ain't making said they're gonna come on. We talked back soon, so y'all stay tuned for that. That's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be Yeah, it's gonna be Really that sounds like a good time. I hung out with

a look after everything was over. We went to Katana for dinner a group of us. That was cool. And then after that and you know, I went to see uh, one of my old friends, see how he was doing. Just hang out real quick. His house was beautiful. A j oh my god, beautiful house. Yeah real quick? That no you laughing. I adn't do nothing. It was just like literally just catch up, hang out a little bit and then I left. Okay, girl, shut up. Yeah. What

we got going on this weekend? Stupid and the net news. UM. One thing I want to talk about how they tried to play with Chris Brown the American Music Awards this week. It was pretty disgusting. So I don't know if you guys saw saw it or not, but so um Chris Brown was set to perform um a tribute to Michael Jackson for the fourth anniversary of Thriller this year at the a m As Sierra was also supposed to be a part of the whole production and all that stuff too.

So allegedly, y'all ABC's executives, we're re evaluating their decision and having a convicted domestic abuser paid tribute to an alleged child molester. Current reports claim this is nasty, This is really nasty. Soa who's who's a child molester? So they are no Michael Jackson, Michaelson, who was never convicted of abusing any children. And with the information we know now how these people operate, I don't think it ever happened. Now.

I know they extorted some money out of Michael Jackson behind these alleged um child abuse allegations, and these people continued to have their children around him. And here it is, how many years has Michael been gone? This is how y'all gonna do his legacy? Sounds about white. And then you know Chris Brown, they're calling him the alleged abuse that Chris Brown was nineteen twenty years old. How long is that supposed to run with him? Like? How long

does he have to pay for that situation. Yeah, because him and Rihanna were really young. What money and ego should happen? And it's old like that. That woman don't had a baby and whole family, She don't move, don't wear life. Yeah, So I mean, why are we still talking about that? Yeah, it's pretty nasty. Listen, you are not allowed to be You can't make no mistakes out here. You make one mistake when you're eight teams if I

leave for the rest of your life. If you're a black man, yeah right, or a woman, but you know, their kids are allowed to grow up and learn from their mistakes, but not when you're a black boy, you can't. I'm just trying to think of any Is there anything I did that's gonna, you know, funck me up later? Oh ship, I don't know, we're gonna see. Look, I got some fucking money to make anybody disappeared, or y'all play with me more, to play with me if you

want to. You don't know me no more. Um but anyway, So at the A War, so a couple of people want some good ships to Beyonce did win uh Soul and R and b wiz Kid won uh an Award for Afrobeats. He won the Afrobeats Award. Kendrick Lamar just came through quietly and swooped UM artists that the year for you know, hip hop and R and B, Nicki Minaje over Glorilla Latto and who else, Cardi ban I can't keep up with all these white people trophies because

that's what they are, right right. Fuck them. Yeah, because some hawker was feeling some type of way because she was like, today's R and B definitely don't sound like yesterday's R and B and that, you know, Beyonce took home R and B album, so in Summer Walker wasn't running up, so she felt like she got that, you know, snatched from m hmm. I liked her album. I liked Blast album better, but there's a few hits on this um this year's album too. Summer Walker mm hmmm mm

hmm um. You guys, be Simone revealed that she doesn't shower every day and there was a big conversation about it. It sparked a hygiene debate on Twitter, in Instagram and I was with her this weekend. She smells she must't shower that day because she smells great, she smelled nice. You know, I might have some mental health issues because I literally washed like two to three times a day,

like right now. If I shower and then I go to the grocery store right quick, like when I come home, I gotta take another shower before I get in my bed. I just like to feel like super fresh before I lay down. Yeah. See, that's the thing. I would just not leave again, so I would have to avoid that. Like insta cart, I'm not going to the store, so I don't have to shower in right. Yeah, sometimes you might have to run out for a reason, for whatever reason.

So I just I don't know. I probably bathe too much. But if you're not running around funky like, one could argue that washing lesson it's probably better for your skin. Especially when you're using like all these different products on your skin can't be good. So I showered every day. But let's say I come home from work Saturday. After work, I'll shower on Sunday morning. I might not shower again until that night Sunday. If I don't leave my house,

as long as I get one in. Yeah, that's as long as I get one in within the four But I have been like depressed pussy stank alright washed the days yo, days I ain't shower, I was like fucking I was in a dark space, know I did not care. So that was the only time I can remember where I was like, I'm not I'm not taking the bath and I don't care. Probably this straight tugging it like pus the stink. So I think if you're not like just outside just super stink like it's just to me,

it's a private thing. I wouldn't get up on the podcast and say that I'll be washing every day because even niggas who don't wash every day gonna be looking at you sideways, like she said it out loud, like it ain't probably living the same way, the same life exactly, But I don't know. I gotta wash every day every day, multiple times a day. I can't feel planny at all. But again, to each his own, I don't think this is like super internet uh newsworthy And she definitely UH

is the queen of marketing. So I saw she had like at off shower fifty and then that same day she been baby exactly. I'm right. Um. So yesterday was Kyrie's first UM game back since his recent suspension over some bullshit and child a Hebrew Israel life showed up and showed out. Okay, I don't know how many of them were out there to essentially escort Kyrie make sure he was good. And y'all, this is what I think

they fear. They fear this type of um and they y'all can gather whatever whoever y'all think they are right, but this is what they fear. They fear this type of um um union and unity. They fear it. You know what I'm saying. We started really knowing who the funk we are and pulling up as such. It's a problem for a lot of people. So um. I know. The commission of the nba A said that Kyrie um, he still had some things to do, but he also

said that he didn't think Kyrie was anti Semitic. And this is the thing that they have done to Kyrie kind of proves our point about how they run ship. And that's all we'd be saying, like it's the truth, it's the truth, and then you do the thing to flex that you run ship. I'm confused about what y'all confused about. But anyway, y'all, that's stupid Internet news. Um, today is Thanksgiving. We're gonna go to commercial and we're gonna get into topic about Thanksgiving and how to get

through with your Thanksgiving day. I hope you would listen to us in the morning, but not just Thanksgiving, also your holidays. But before I just want to say, don't y'all post no picture of your damn food today. We're eating the same ship. You gotta post no picture of your plate. We'll be right back. Sorry, y'all this thing given day, and we know that you know, holidays are not the same for everybody, right, Some people have um holidays.

They really don't have that much family. You're not around people. Some people have huge families and like this, like Thanksgiving and Christmas is like a big thing. So we want to get into like how do you handle your family during the holidays, you know, to make the best of it, because I believe that most people go into it like with good intentions, like I'm gonna see all my cousins,

aren't seen. I love my cousins, But then you realize how much you hate they asked once you get there, right, like two seconds off my aunts, right, So I guess my family we weren't ever really that big, like our immediate family, like my mom my sister, like we would always do something in the house, but like being and going. Like my family has a soulful restaurant in Charleston, and I can only count maybe a couple times where we

actually went and congregated with the whole family. For real, we do a little small little thing at the house, and that'd be it. You might go to my daddy house and eat some my crabs. That's about it for the holidays, right, I like seafood Thanksgivings. I don't like that last stuff. I've done seafood Thanksgiving before too, and we did, like, uh one time, we did like an Italian Thanksgiving where we just had like pasta and things like that. Because I don't want the same ship on

Thanksgiving and Christmas. Right, it's the same meal, you really, you really only get that same meal, you know, twice a year though, right, I don't be eating all that ship anyway, so ever, since I stopped eating meat, like Thanksgiving, it's just not it for me for real, Like I have to do my own separate color greens. I'll made the mac cheese. Um, I'll just see take the pie, like I can't really eat all the ship because everything else got meat in it, right, Everything got meat in

the vegetables got me in it right. Cut with my high vibrational plate. Boom boom. See it's a queen's plate. You know that whole ship was in time for the holidays, because just think about it, I think they say I forgot the chemical that's in Turkey, and then in combination with all this other ship for the holidays, especially Thanksgiving, they say like people are eating like I don't know, ten thousand calories in one setting for real. Yeah, I

can't wait be up. So she was saying over the weekend that she has been uh, she hasn't eaten meat for six years now, and she said, like the little turkeys or they'd be like crying right before they get slotted because they can hear, like they the peaks before

them that are dying, and they'd be like crying. And for a moment I was like, damn, that's fun up, And then I went back to like, maybe some of that trauma make the port tastes better because that's the type of ship people need to think about before they eat me. Now, I'm not here to be a debbie downer, Okay, you can meet. I don't give a ship. It ain't my body. But you know, when people trying to figure out why they feel like a certain way, like why

am I depressed today? Why am I sad? That fucking meet? You just consume. Imagine how that animal felt. And a hog in particular releases some type of chemical and the meat when they feel threatened. So unless you're eating wild boar, eating that farm raised pig is not good for your health unless the animal like died unexpectedly, like those animals are stressed the funk out. And I'm sl yes, just missed me with that miss me with that ship. I'm

still eating my bacon. I'm still eating my honey baked ham. Can't wait to pick it up on whiskey. And how you feel left to eat that ship, I'll be sleepy, sluggish, sleepy. You don't feel good. I do feel good. I'd be happy, I'd be real happy. I'll be high, I'll be full, I'll be happy. Me and my cousins, we're gonna race my niece. I'm gonna raise one of the motherfucker's I'm gonna running off. Don't worry about it. And when you get sucking home and get on that scale you'll ask

to be depressing. I'll sucking watching No I see my train on Friday morning. That was just one time I didn't watch my pussy because I was depressed. We're not gonna make it seem like this every month, yo, girl. Fuck you. So here's a two ways to cope with difficult relatives during the holidays. The first thing you need to do number one on the list, and this is important not just for the holidays, but just for your life.

Adjust your attitude. If you're already anticipating that a gathering will be stressful, your anxiety may get worse by the time the actual gathering begins. Instead of worrying about what will happen, choose behaviors that can decrease your anxiety before they then do something relaxing, such as practicing yoga, listen

to music, smug or joint you know, whatever you do. Yeah, you know, I agree with this because if you're already like dreading the holidays how some people do, and as soon as you get to your family's house, like your energy are, your energy is going to be that you know what I'm saying. So you're gonna be inviting that ship that you're trying to avoid. So yeah, be positive about the holiday city. You know, even if last year, the year before it was bad, this year is gonna

be different. This year is gonna be good. The mountains ain't gonna be asking you about why an'tran years. Yeah, Like, just just go in there with a positive mind, alright. Number two, have realistic expect patience as fresh as refreshing as it would be if your aunt married didn't criticize your outfit this year. She's probably gonna do that, and she's probably gonna ask you why you still ain't got no babies. But don't don't expect people to change when

they have behaved in the same way for years. Minimize your contact with difficult relatives and spend more time interacting with people you like. Okay, damn me, I do agree with this one a little tiny bit, right, So yeah, sometimes you do try to avoid the cousins that you don't funk with, But them cousins always funk with you. Them aunts always funk with you, like they literally need your fucking energy. That's why they come around ship exactly. You know, love and hate is like a thin line, Okay,

so now I agree with this. It says, you know, she probably going to say something of you. The thing is that, but she's probably still saying something to you because you ain't nipped in the butt all the other years. You might disagree with that. But if somebody constantly saying about my fucking clothes every time I see you, bit this year, the goddamn yere, where's your baby daddy? Bitch that you're gonna start ship, you got to ruin these people,

damn right, No, don't do that, y'all. Just ignore it. You're only seeing her for the holiday. Just where would you want and forget Aunt Mary? But why she get to get off on me every holiday? She's only getting to get off because you're allowing it. That's what I'm saying. Why you check, you know you're allowing it to affect you. Don't let it affect you. Let it roll off your shoulder, like, yeah, I think you should say something this year, then next

year gonna be lit. Once you check that bitch this year, she's gonna avoid you next year. She's only doing this ship to you because she can once you let her know, she can't do that. Listen, Okay, y'all, I'll fight cousins, and I'll fight aunt. I've been waiting my whole life to fight a aunt. Especially i'm older ones, old ones like who've been talking ship? You're old like childhood? Yes, y'all hear that, want to fight a sixty year old woman.

Don't listen to her. Do not listen to her. Just ignore, aren't Mary? She's jealous of your outfit? She wish she could wear that stuff? Is all right? Next, this is a very important one. Keep potentially upsetting topics off limits. Don't don't talk about politics, don't talk about abortion rights. Don't talk about that ship, Like, leave that off the table. Like, if you got some ship that you want to get off your chest, do it on Friday or Wednesday. Leave

it alone on Thursday. Talk about fucking what's your song on TikTok with your cousins or something like that. A church, keep a cute And this is for the people who have the questions. Don't be asking that cousin over thirty while she why she don't have no kids yet, because you're gonna be kind of embarrassed when you said, oh, because you know, I have a big gass fibroid, or have a system, my ovar. You know, people have medical conditions that they may not share why they don't have

kids yet, respectful. Yeah, you want them to unpack their trauma for you real quick and see on the type. I'm gonna be like, Yeah, I don't have two uh to pregnancies. You know, I went through the whole little um testing my eggs and all that ship just last year. You know, God willing I might get one. You're gonna feel embarrassed because now you have forced me to actually answer your fucking question, bitch about where when I'm have

some kids. But religion, keep that. Let's listen, especially on Christmas. All of my fucking atheists. Let's let them people how they God don't be at the table on Christmas, Thanksgiving. I see this. This this ain't even know real holiday, y'all celebrating the white man's holiday. Listen, just take it as a time to fellowship with family. Yeah, yeah, don't be making people uncomfortable. I do be doing that Thanksgiving though, I ain't gonna lie. I mean, like happy smallpox blanket Day.

I did say I ain't gonna do that this year. You're stupid. Yeah, don't bring Trump up or Kanye at the table right about the vote Democratic for the DAYMN sixty time. I'm gonna be mad, right, And please don't go up there telling everybody how you ate. Oh goodness, just keep that to yourself. If they ask you if you voted in the recent local elections, just lie and tell him, yeah, I voted for such and such if you didn't, and yeah if you didn't, Just just lie,

all right. Number four, except that the only thing you control is your reaction. Yes, that's what I was saying. Don't let that ship affect you. Just let it roll off your shoulder. But if I take my hands and put around your neck, see that's still like control. No, that's going to jail, trying to go to thank physical control. If you go to gel and Thanksgiving, you ain't gonna see that judge till Monday. Damn. Like that turkey and

there partly tastes different too. And I heard they give you something to drink in there that make you like not horny. Really, I might be wrong. That might somebody might have been lying to me as much as fucking these niggas doing present. I doubt that very serious seat. It's called soft Peter, Yeah, Google, all right, it's eliminade

like yellow yea yellow fives in it. M hmm. So it says you can't stop people from bringing up controversial subjects or asking real questions, but you can't monitor and modify your own reactions. So this is some ship I gotta work on in life, yesterday, life Today, life, thanksgiving, life like whenever. Is to try not to respond those people on you at that right when they do that? So what can you say to avoid the conversation? All right, I'm yeah married. M hmm. On that shirt show got

a lot of cleavage out. Do you like it? Mm hmm. You look like a lady of the night. See like I'm automatically like run out. What can I say? Look, give me, give me some tips. What could I pos? You come out? Let's not get into that. I'm Mary. Did you listen to We Talked Back Today? You really should listen to that podcast. It's a really good show. Oh I'm gonna go over here. I'll be right back, Mary.

I love you, You're nice. You're fucking people like the next one says, don't drink too much now if I'm sober and I'm marry, come over here with that both shot I might be all right, but if I got a few drinks in my system, she in trouble. That's

what I'm saying. Don't drink too much. I know you're getting family and you like to have your cocktails and your spirits and take a walk with your cousin, come back with red eyes, you know, but keep it to a minimum, especially if you know you become argumentative or aggressive when you're drinking. Some people are happy drinks drunks. Some people are not if you know you wanted the not. Don't get too drunk around the family, so I'm not

like a mean alcoholic. I think I'm pretty fun when I get drunk, so I'll probably be on sad some ship to like ha high jokes on you. They may then get mad. I'm not mad though, Like I'm not really wanting to fight. I'm happy and I'm around family and I'm cussing and acting a food. But you might be mad after I say what I'm gonna say back to your ass. Just don't say it. Don't drink too much, y'all.

Number six, Get active. It's difficult to be drawn into the argument when you're engrossed in an activity that requires concentration, physical activity, or laugh. So play a game, go for a walk on the beach or around your mama's neighborhood, or watch a funny holiday movie. All that stuff will keep you from getting into an argument. So one thing, I want to see um on Netflix this Thursday or Wednesday it is, but it's the show on Netflix called Wednesday.

It's actually like Wednesday from the Adams Family. It's like a movie coming out about her. I want to see that. So that's a good thing. Everybody can sit down and watch. But the kids too because it looks like yeah, and it's you know, rady g So the kids can watch and maybe y'all can avoid talking as much. So to avoid any altercations, let's talking as much as much as possible. Right. Number seven, Practice gratitude. Now you don't need to just do this for the holidays. You just need to do

this in your life. Take time out and think about all you have to be grateful for your delicious meal or warm home, own good health, a sunny day, friendship, and family gathering. Anxiety can be disminaged by focusing on the things we enjoy and we value. So that's important, Yeah, very important. If you've got a group of people at the house, just go around to people that make you happy and try to avoid the ones that don't right, and just you know, think about all the things that

you are blessed with in that day. M hmm, not all the bullshit, you know, even this year. Like maybe if you if you are always have problems with your family a year and maybe you can go over to a friend's house and their family this year instead. I'll switch it up, right, because you don't have to be around your family. You can go somewhere else if you want to. Friends become family. You know what, they probably

ain't gonna sunk with you. They're not gonna harass a friends friends, right you kid, Well, you never know somebody aren't married at their house and be like you ain't got no family, Well, where's your family at? Baby? You know they might be there, so you might not even avoid the bullshit. Number eight, practice tolerance. We all do things that irritate other people and we probably aren't aware

of it. Try to be tolerant of others quirks and irritating behaviors and don't take them personally, and nothing else. Remember you only have to tolerate the irritation for a little while. So let me tell y'all. Last year, I was cooking with my family and I had my niece in the kitchen because she just want to TikTok and be on Instagram and don't want to help. So I was like, she nineteen. I was like, get your button this kitchen. You need to learn how to cook, like,

learn how to cook these meals. I was like, how are you gonna get a man? You can't cook that, and she was like, well, you know how to cook everything? Where yo? Man? It who? Baby? I almost took my forearm across the whole county just ruled Thanksgiving, knocked everything on the ground. I had to grab my glass of perseco and walk outside, and as I got I got a face out. This bitch walking down the street maddest hell visually because her niece. I told her, goddamn truth,

you know how to cook all this ship? Well, y'all, man, it beat your ass, But I bet you won't bother her again this year about that ship. You see what I mean, She's gonna be right back in and catch you with me learning the fuck. Listen, that baby said these things can be outsourced. I don't got to know how to cook, baby, I really, y'all, I really had to walk up out the house with my little I feeled up my glass. I said, excuse me, everybody, and never mind that I am, like, you need to know

how to cook for yourself? Come on, yeah, but you know you want to be able to, like my nieces, provide nurse for your family. She's twenty five and she doesn't cook, like you ought to know how to cook some stuff for yourself. Yeah, just nothing else. You can't eat goddamn chicken fingers all a goddamn time, grown woman. I mean, you could, but it wouldn't be a good idea. But I'll be I'll be in here to eat like

I could cook. But sometimes cooking for just myself seems like a hassle when I can just outsource it, like you said. So sometimes I'll be in here like eating like real childish, Like I'll come home for work and eat a bullet hardy food. I'll put me too glyzzies in the air fly fire, not that glyzzie. I would eat me too glyzzies for dinner. Mystery meat, What the is it? I had dog delicious niece, m M girl and I would roll it up in a piece of bread. You don't even have to be a hot dog, but

it'll be like a regular piece of bread. I'll take a slice of cheese and split it in half and put it on one piece, like if I make two, so the one slice of cheese will do right for both. Yeah? Does that really true? Good to you catch up in mustard? Yeah, I'll be sucking them up. And I thought some sweet potator fries in the air, frair both dinner. Dinner is served. I enjoy cooking, so I can't like I like nice

tasty food. I cannot just cook me some bullshit. I'll do cereal for dinner, but before I like cook some regular bread and a fucking glyzzie. You are I can't do. You know what's another ghetto thing that I will I won't say ghetto, but like I will make cheese toads. I would like get the crack and then butter bread and put it in the oven. Oh my god, now that right there, Like that's a good struggle me. Okay, even if you do like I like to grow mind

on the stove. I'll make like honey butter and put on my bread grill it with my cheese, and I love it with honey barbecue. Lads, that's a meal. It's good. M that's a that's a little quick bullshit meal though, mm hmm. But I would make that all right, So I'm nice, says bring a happy reminder. So looking at a favorite photograph, of funny text from a friend, or anything else that makes you smile can go a long way toward relieving stress when things get too stressful. Planning

to sneak away and take a break. That sounds like a little walk with the cousins right there, right, go smoke with your cousin right as read where y'all going to the stuff? Who are going back? We be the car pool for the weed. Heeads at the Thanksgiving dinner. Thank got my my dad's So everybody out the in the back hi drunk? Right? M h No, my mama don't participate in nothing. No alcohol, No, we know nothing. So I had to keep it cute and act like I'm not doing drugs. Shame, I'll be faking. But oh,

let me go out here and take this call. Come back in that calm and regularly and nothing bothering. Aw, she'd be knowing, She'll say, man, all right, Number ten, take a deep breath or five. This is a good tip. Can't physically leave a stressful situation, you can always focus on your breathing. Take five slow deep breaths, focusing on breathing in and out. Even this short break can have

a powerful effect on stress and anxiety. So when you mad, just take some deep breath shall and just remind yourself that it's just for today. Yeah, and this last part says, keep in mind that you and only change yourself. You can't change what your difficult relatives are going to do. Don't waste your energy trying to change others and accept that you can only control your own actions and thoughts. That's the most important part of y'all. This ten uh

this uh. This list comes from script start org and I think that's a pretty solid list on how to deal with those um not so fun relatives. But I think the first one is going in with setting your intentions on like having a good time Like that should alleviate all of ship, I feel like right, And if you can't do that, don't go. I wanna go. If you come in here with negative energy, if you know you're showing up with that just don't go yea, yeah,

because you're gonna ruin it for everybody. You're gonna be the motherfucking problem, right every year, m like big big Mama, How here comes Tommy talk about smallpox blanket the holiday. Hey,

I'm a j this Indigenous People's Day. Yeah, because I think I think most black people have like removed like the the original meaning behind these holidays now is just like it's tradition at this point, it's just this time of year, this is what we do, right, So I want to like for my family when I create my family, I want to like start my own traditions that could be passed down to the generations. Yeah, so I'll do my own type of Christmas thing where we get do

gift givings, um, whatever time. It won't have to be quinside, could be something for my family exactly. So this year, on these days, this is what my family does. You know what I'm saying. So well, the kids, it's they won't feel left out when Christmas ship come around because maybe they got there Christmas in June for my birthday. I don't know. So yeah, I want to do like like that for my family, don't we don't you don't have to do these current man made holidays. You don't

have to creat your own ship. Well, well, let's you know, closing out this list, tell everybody what you're thankful for, Oh number one, I am thankful for you, hey, Fred Thus whatever. I'm grateful for my family. I'm grateful to be in good health. I'm grateful for this year. I'm grateful for next year. It's gonna be little. I'm just I feel really good right now, so that's good. I love all that. I'm grateful for these buddles, that's what

they're coming to mail. I'm grateful for these Black Friday sales. I'm grateful for your two friends. I'm very grateful to have you in my life. You're one of my favorite people in the world. I couldn't imagine doing this with anybody else, Like I couldn't think of a soul that I would rather be doing this show with. So I'm grateful for the show. I'm grateful for the listeners y'all be telling me, y'all love me back, and my d

m s and ship. That ship really sometimes I'll be going through it and that love really be helping me. So I do appreciate you'all for extending that love back to me. Um. I'm grateful for my family. I'm blessed to have a very close family. UM, and I'm just grateful to have them in my life and always, you know, let me know that they're proud of me and they love me despite all my flaws because I could be hard to deal with sometimes. I know that. Um. I'm

grateful for my future husband. I ain't at him, yeah, but I'm speaking to I'm manifesting you, baby. I'm grateful for you. My niece ain't gonna be able to talk about me next Thanksgiving. We have a man, God willing, UM. And I'm and I'm grateful for good health. You know, I have multiple scorrosis and I blessed to be healthy despite that. So I'm grateful for that. And I'm just grateful to be able to laugh and love every day. Yes, Amen,

doesn't that feel good? We should have like a damn gratitude segment because I don't think people actually say allowed a lot what they are actually grateful for. A lot of times you focus on the grgative ship that's going on in your life. When you focus on those positive things, it just helped more positive ship manifests right when you got an attitude, I'm gonna I'm gonna say, like, let's just a gratitude. Let's let's say what we're grateful for. What you're mean as all, y'all, we hope you all

enjoy your Thanksgiving. Okay, we don't want to see them places. Like Tam said before, listen, everybody got the same slop. Especially that ship. Looks like your grandma is not the best cook. Just no, I am, I said, want to God, I'd be challenging niggas like I know I cook better in your mama and your grandmama. That's why everybody be having them ugly asks places, because everybody's think they're the best cook. I don't. First of all, I don't like

places where the foods are touching each other. Me either, Me either. I don't like my food touching. Yeah, like I don't want to see that. Don't make my plate, I got it, And I don't nobody want to see your chickling plate. Bitch, keep that to yourself, and they love chiless. I will not eat that ship no more. And Thanksgiving is not the time to be experimenting. Just make the macaroni and cheese. How you usually do a bit?

Don't add sugar to the macaroni and cheese this year, right, keep it simple, keeping regular, keep it what your My sister made the meccan cheese and she got the evaporated milk, but she accidentally got the sweet and uh and didn't realize that she got condensed milk. Yeah, yeah, and it was sweet and baby, we was about to jump her in there. It was like, put your fences up, bit, you know it ain't nobody else macaroni like that is asked.

But can dense milk looks way different from yes, like it's thick, it's coming out like, it comes out different. It looks it looks sugary and sweet. How you messed that up? So? How you messed that up? Put your hands on bit? All right, y'all listen. So if you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every Thursday on your ir heart radio Apple wherever the fun you get your podcast that This is your cost aj holiday two point oh. Y'all follow me on Instagram. Also visit our new website

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