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DDL For Him Feat. Dr. Edward Zimmerman

Oct 13, 20221 hr 14 minSeason 2Ep. 91
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This week the ladies speak on something thats really big or small but really important to men. As we know BBL's and other aestetics are very popular for woman to fix any insecurity they may have, but what about the men? Well the ladies sit down and speak with Doctor Edward Zimmerman or better known as the "D*ck Doc on Tik Tok" about male patients coming in to enhance their male parts, and what goes into doing the procedure. They also discuss the different type of procedures woman can get to enhance their pum pum as well, but its far from cheap! 

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We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who talks back. Thank you guys for tutting every new episode and we talked about it's your girl a j Holiday and oh yeah, the show dedicated to you niggas and these holes. You know it's me, y'all. It's Tim Bam. I'm back again. God made it possible. Oh glory to him. I love y'all, man, I love y'all so much. Thank you for tuning in. How you doing, hey, Jane, uncol bit um ship. I lost me a couple of pounds

this week. It's it's Monday. Last week. Mm hmmm, you lost a nigga? Are you lost weight? And I feel like I lost two niggas, but we'll talk about that offline. Oh no, I'm down two niggas, man, I'm down two niggas and be like that. You look up and all your whole happen? What happened? Like I need feedback? But no, I lost some actual weeks pounds. Oh that's good. You know. I've been seeing you on Instagram and you look good. Girls, you look good. You look blessed. Okay, you look blessed

than highly favor free. We're getting these bodies right for a coming back. Hey, that's all of it, man. I just you know, ship, I feel like older, you get mad, it's hard to lose weight, it's harder news, and you're not longer under two hundred pounds, like two hundred years. The fuck yeah, I understanding girl. And then if you eat, if you eat like a cheeseburger over the weekends back, you know, it's just crazy such as life. What's going on in our super stupid internet news of all type

of ship. We're gonna keep it, try to keep it funny this week anyway, because we'd be talking about serious ship during stupid internet news and ship don't be really like stupid. But anyway, so I know everybody sees what's going on Kanye. We ain't gonna get into the big stuff for Kanye, but how do you feel about um what Kande Kanye was saying about Lizzo. I don't know

if you saw it or not. Did you I did see that, and uh, for those of you who did not see it, Kanye, Uh, he was on Fox News and he said something along the lines of, you know, uh, the media trying to encourage us to support Lizzo in her weight because they want black people to be fat and die. Basically, that's essentially yeah, where he was leaning towards.

My only concern is how come weight is a problem when we're dealing with women, right, Because I nobody said ship when bone crush your ass was up there with no shirt all crushing his own bones with all that fat. Nobody says ship exactly, and you can't tell Rick Ross asked that he isn't young and that he isn't fat. You can't tell him that. Well, Ross did, remember he was doing the diet, he was eating the pears and ship like a substantial amount of way. So I guess

he really tried to. But you know, if I support Lizzo, I'm a big fan of hers. And why is her weight such a subject is confusing to me because she's a black Woman's people all over the place, Like why is this such a topic, Like I don't know, Yeah, I nobody else is persecuted so much for their weight, lizz Yeah, I okay, So I I support little one percent. But we talked about weight in the beginning. Right. It's uncomfortable, it doesn't feel good, you don't sleep good. A lot

of things come with that heavy weight. So no, I'm not ever for marketing bigger bodies to black people, right, but we know it's a struggle. It's a real struggle. But I'm I'm feeling like, is this how you want to be now? Listen, because you have the money and the means, and you just gotta get the willpower to change it. Nobody wants to be fat. I don't care how y'all. Y'all can celebrate it all you want. Nobody wants wants consciously wants to be fat, is what I'm saying.

So you got the means to try to change it, you know. But Kanye was also saying Lizzle hops in the gym, loses ten pounds, the trolls still harassing her in the internet. So she's like, she's damnished. So I'm I'm like, are they making this her image? Is she forced to be this image now? Even if she wanted to lose weight? Are the people around her making it to like, because look at Adele. Adele lost a lot of weight, But are the people around Lizzo like like

making this okay? Not making it okay, but telling her like, Okay, if you lose weight, you're not going to be Lizzo anymore. If you lose weight, you're you'll still be Lizzo. You know what I'm saying. I hope that they're not making this her image like that's so they probably don't. For what we know, they probably don't even say nothing to her about her weight. It's just everybody else, you know, Yeah,

everybody else got something to say. She might like, she might want to lose weight, or she might just be comfortable, like I've been fat my whole life, you know, like this is just who I am. You know, Yeah, everybody ain't meant to be skinny, because I know I'm not meant to be like super skinny. I'm just not because even at my smallest weight, my body is still like black girl skinny. I know I ain't meant to be skinny. I when I was little, they'd be like, she's too

big to have on that diaper. She ain't I don't know, diaper, just big old fat baby booty. That's how my niece was her asking so fat as a baby, like girl, why what's so big? It's the cereal? Is this milk y'all putting in? But so it is what it is, and she might feel that way. You know, obviously we nobody wants to promote being unhealthy, but there are people who are big and healthy at the same time. Yeah, so you know, to each their own and stop making

it a conversation about other bitches. Way talk about these niggas sometimes exactly exactly, like you got dj Kalett. His wife be working out and he's sitting there eating a snack instructing her. I saw a video like that. She got so fucking mad at him, like you need to go work out instructing me, and I'm trying to keep my body together for you. I can keep having these damn babies like men are crazy. Okay. I always say you could this, They could be a tool, he thinks,

And it's always men. It's only men. I don't hear any women really having a conversation about Lizzo's weight. It's men that are always bringing it, making a topic of discussion, like get out of here, right, big fine list Okay, she got her clothes and nine all that ship. Listen. You can't tell me, big listen, and that bitch is pretty. Do you want a skinny, ugly girl or break a big pretty girl? Because I've been a big cute girl, my whole mocking life. Okay, though I wouldn't even like

black girl, I mean white white girl. Big okay blackly? What else happened? All right? Um? I saw this video today with this girl. She's having to explain to her tiktoker's why she was in the hospital for damnly a month for mono. She was just sick, you know. So she got mono from letting her boyfriend just continuously spitting her mouth. Basically, that's crazy because I think she probably would have still contracted mono from him just by kissing him.

But how these must be young people because older people don't typically get mono college age sickness that your immune system ain't built up yet. Like how old? How you got mono? Like you must still be in your twenties. But I guess motto is just like you just stopping up somebody else's bacteria, essentially. I don't like kissing like that. I like the kiss, but like, I'm never gonna get with that thing y'all got going on with the spit in the mouth hit. I just can't. I can't pretend

like I haven't done that. I won't see here in like I say, I haven't I have, Like I mean, like in a chokey kind of B D SAM kind of situation going on, I might have wanted some for me. I ain't get no mona out though. Knock on wood, right exactly. I guess your guys are old enough, But I mean, if you're gonna kiss, I mean, what's the difference if you're eating off a nigga for it, what's the difference. If you're drinking out somebody cut, you're potentially at risk for mina. And I don't do none of

those things. I told you how one of my exits used to always want to use my too frush Like I wouldn't. I would pack an extra toothbrush because I knew that he was gonna try to use my damn toothbrush, Like, why don't you bring your on toothbrush? At what point do you think that this is not a personal item. This is a personal item. That's why using my tampon that I already used, it's not the same. Now, that's

extreme toothbrush girls. All the time, we use the same dicks all the time, and dick and the tampon is the same thing. And we we'll be right on the same thing, the same thing. It's the same thing, because that's the same thing I have been going to somebody on the time in a month and you right there and look it gets nasty. Okay anyway, um girl, why the hell the Rock had these people crowdsurfing a baby?

Did you see that video? Okay? Yeah, so if y'all missed it, this, Uh, these people who need to be in jail past their baby through the crowd to give it to the Rock so they could hold he could hold their baby. And I'm the baby was a newborn. This baby is clearly a newborn baby in their crowd surfing the baby. Thank god that all the people that were past the baby were saying people and past the baby gingerly, somebody could have really hurt that baby. It's

not even that for me. It's the germs for me, like when I have a child, the way I'm gonna be with my baby, y'all might think I'm crazy, Like did you wash your hands? Y'all just passing this baby up to you? Know you, I don't worshiping, first of all, because this guy is not Jesus on the stage above you. It's like it's like a scene from that I don't know what's the name of that Game of Thrones or like,

that's definitely some game of Thrones. How to dragon type ship your cars, Alice, they past the calici through the day crowd. Why are they doing? Man? Oh, that was weird, cause somebody need call CPS if y'all know them people, y'all need to call CPS on them because they do not care about their baby, you know, and for him just to touch the baby, be careful, y'all. Energy exchanges is real. Like I'm just I'm confused, man, before you know what black people in our community have. I don't

know what y'all do. But in Charleston, people don't even like people touching a baby before they get baptized because you don't want to invite like and I'm not for that, you know, I'm not for that type of ship. But that's this just how people be with their children down South, like not to let all these people around them because my baby still hasn't like built up their immunity yet. Don't touch my baby and this spirit stuff like that.

That's that's the whole spirituality religionship down here, like just letting people all these different people around your baby before they're old enough or consciously aware to do things, you know what I'm saying, or what like what if somebody would have kissed that baby? You know, you can get give a baby herpies just by kissing him, like mm hmmm mm hmmm. The way that mom's a boss that baby. They've already got that ship. First of all, why is

the baby there? Why is that newborn even at that ship? Right? So it's the he's on tour. It's called Black Adam. He's he's a superhero in the new DC series Black Adam. And he's on tour promoting the movie. And I guess it would be kid friendly, but not infant friendly. No movies infant friendly, newborn friendly. M h. Y'all know he's not a real superhero, right, I don't think they know that.

Kind of weird kind of where y'all. But listen, Okay, when we come back from break a great guess come on the show to talk about something really big and important and really small and important. Nevertheless, it's still important. Okay, So women get all these aesthetic changes, like we get the face lifts and the breast augmentations, botogs, the booty whatever it is to fix our insecurities, to make us

feel happy about ourselves. Right, but we know probably one of the main things that men are secure insecure about, excuse me, is the penis size, which we joke about a lot as women. Right, So what if there was something a man can do about it? That's what we'll be talking about, all right. We'll get to it when we come back from this commercial. Alright, guys, listen, we have a special guest on We talked back, y'all, we

want you to help us. Welcome Dr Edward Zimmerman, look better known online now as the dick Doc on TikTok Okay, welcome to the show, Dr Zimmerman. Yes, thank you so much for coming to joining us. Oh, thank you, lad. We have so many questions about Pickles, you and the rest of the world. All right, so my first question is you're the dick Doc. Why do you call it pickles?

You know, TikTok is basically a miners format, so were in order to not be placed in community time out again and again and again, we've had to get creative with some of our references. Well that's where Pickles and one of our models that we use as Sir Richard, Peter Johnson and the other affirmations that we we sneak

in in order to not get put in community time houses. Often, Yes, ma'am, yes it has, and you know, we do our best to keep it straight and provide some good education along with a little bit of humor and talk about things that have been maybe a little taboo. And the people have lots of questions about. Listen, y'all. Doctor's implement is a big thing on TikTok Okay. He has two point three million followers on TikTok So we're not the only ones that want to talk to him about we're using

pickles today, but y'all know us, and who doesn't love pickles? Right? All right? So I have a question. Can a man break his penis, I mean his pickle? He can, or he can have help breaking his penis or or Richard or whatever word you'd like to use. Sure, and it's

it's surgical emergency when that happens. What's happened is that one of the hydraulic tubes that enables the pickle to stay erect has been fractured broken, and so that has to be splinted and kept straight otherwise it will heal with a scar that gives you an angle to the dangle that can be both painful and impractical. That's a

that was another question. So is an angle to the dangle a deformity typically because sometimes those things come a little hook on it, you know, So is that normal or is that like a deformity on a man in most yes, yes, um, when the when the when the angle becomes more than about thirty degrees, depending on where the curvature is along the length of the shaft, it can make it uncomfortable for the partner, and under thirty degrees if you have to take a generality depending on

the length because length matters too, it can be a little added thrilled depending on which way the curve is up, down, sideways, whatever. We haven't seen a quarkstrew yet, but we've seen a lot of pick right and you know, more than that, there are medical ways to help dissolve that scar tissue. It's a plaque of scar tissue that you can dissolve with a particular kind of enzyme to some degree or

surgically release. It works a little bit, but we also use things like acoustic shock wave therapy and injections of plate let rich plasma to be able to take the discomfort and some of that curve away, and then various volume izers to decrease the evidence of the curve. So if you have a curve and you fill the inside where the curve is and the outside on the opposite side,

it ends up looking a little straighter. We wanted to have you on because I believe, we believe that men, like one of the biggest insecurities for a man is the penis side, and women don't help with that right a lot of times because it's like a big thing for us, the discussion to even talk about penises. But um, yeah, doctor Zimmimon is like a world we're not renowned um

cosmetic surgeons. Right, well, thank you, that's very kind, with a fun here with a fully nationally accredited operating room, and we do from nose to toes everything from face lifts left for a plastics laser and plasma resurfacing. My associate as a dual boarded plastic surgeon. He does all the rest work and some of the big body work. And yeah, we have a great time and we do, you know, pretty much everything that people have interested in.

Are you busy with dicks, Like, are you like I got a new I got another dick today, Like I gotta dick every day? Like is it becoming something that is more common men coming in to get like more hands enlargements. So we had three or four different gentlemen today, and the interesting thing is that they'll come in or they'll be brought in by their significant other for a pickle shoe, but they'll end up staying for other issues.

You know. It could be just you know, just laying out that jawline or giving them a stronger chin, or getting rid of the hooded eyes, or picking up a neck, or getting rid of the man boots or doing a little high death light. But there's so many things that you know, or more of my practice is now, guys, They're aesthetic awareness has finally come up enough and they're getting over their shyness where they'll come in or let their spouse bring them in to consider doing some of

this work. So let's talk about some of the procedures. What are some of the procedures when wanting to um enhance the penis? Okay, Well, the biggest one, to pardon the pun, is the thing that we can do the

most easily so I can't make you taller. There are fairly complex surgical seizures where they are now able to lengthen the long bones and make people taller, but it's not a thing with penis because we have an inner hydraulic core that would also have to be made longer, and it's tough to stretch out of blood vessel and keep it functional. The way a penis becomes erect involves both sympathetic and the parasympathetic nervous system, So you have to fill the hydraulics and then clamp the base so

they can empty out. Otherwise he goes up, he goes down. That's called erectile dysfunction. So we want to go up, stay up, keep up, and if we can get a little more girth around, then we can give a little more excitement to our partner. Mm hmmm. Because our our partner, of their female is most of her nerve endings are within the first couple of inches of the vagina. Sometimes we call that for virginia. On TikTok Um, I think we tried love canal once. That didn't work, but anyway,

I know you can't from the women on there. Yeah, I love it. Our viewers, members, but you know, followers, our gals or whatever reason. And um, you know, I think that we try to be equal opportunity harassers. We do have procedures, analogous procedures for ladies for all the things that we offered to guide and whether it needs to be trimmed down, plumped up, made more sensitive at

its lubrication, those are all things we do equally for everyone. Um. So there's a procedure to make a woman's vagina wit and it's not just lub right. So if you google something called the O shot that was developed by another physician down in your neck of the woods, we're we teach that and the analogous procedure for men as the pea shot, where we draw blood into a special tube and we separate the red blood cells from the plasma that contains the platelets, all the growth factors that make

nerve endings and red blood vessels grow in. We can have improved engorgement both male and female. We can have improved sensation, and in gals we can have improved lubrication. M M. That together. This is all out hard on the menu now, so you get to go in and order what you want customized just for you, and you know,

we certainly have that. We have UM energy devices the same way that we reserve as skin with usually an energy source that that either pokes some tiny holes in the skin, whether it's radio frequency or lasers, a fractional laser, fractional radio frequency, microne needling. We have those same devices, whether it's skin here or skin down below. They respond very similarly. They rejuvenate, they thicken, they become less friable.

You can treat the like con sclerosis that we see in the genital reason region of both men and women, and we can improve lubrication and women. So those are all things now you I'm still good in that department, but maybe about fifty six I might come see you

about that dog. I don't know. And then there are other things like an electromagnetic pulsing device where if you don't have metal in your hips UM you can literally sit on this device and it's FDA approved for the treatment of urinary and continents in both women and men. But it has another effect because it's the equivalent of doing twelve thousand super maximal cagles in half an hour

session you sit on. So if you can take your autom to the gym and do twelve thousand cagles in a half an hour without breaking sweat, although sometimes we do have to close the door for some ladies because say this this this is a g rated program, right, No, definitely, and we'll go there with your permission. So when they do a series of those, the ability to grasp and and have a stronger orgasm, both in women and in men, and men noticed that the projection of their output tends

to be more vigorous and perhaps go further. So this is good for everybody. So there's lots of things in this table setting of of ale carte items that we can bring to the party. So that sounds good, but I imagine, like, is that painful? Like you're sitting on this thing in twelve thou kiggles and thirties minute? Sounds like something that might hurt. I saw a media once where a woman said, every time she does her kegles, she keeps having orgasms. So yeah, that's probably what's gonna

happen if you sit on a machine. It's a very popular Where do I sign up? We have your seat waiting, now, let us escort you to the table. How many times a month can I come and do this? Um, that would be a ton of question, and I'm sure she will work to fit you in and work with your schedule. Alright, I have another question, all right, So with the man, what ages it that their penis stops growing and they know like, this is gonna be my penis for the

rest of my life. M hmm, excellent question. So when the epistheeses the bones are ceiling off, it's the hormones change in puberty. That is probably about the time that the length stops growing. When your height stops growing, your length generally stops growing. Now you may still out, you know, certainly over time, because males don't reach their maximum maturity now, if ever, until there's somewhere in the twenties, and then

all it's all downhill. Women get better, not so with guys, but they're testosterone probably starts dropping off when they get into their thirties. And there is a lot more than testosterone that makes a pickle work, but that's the primary driver, and so that's why that's so important. M So is Big Dick hereditary? And what side of the family does it come from? Your mama? Your mama gives you your dick.

That's what I always thought, because that rests up about testosterone and how that's involved with you know, and and in the gestational period when you know when the woman is this woman is pregnant, and how much like testosterone the baby gets determines like how to penis is going to be. Is that true that you're You've done your homework leaning so that does have a large input into whether the infant becomes a male or a female other than chromosomes x Y and male xx and the female.

But certainly genital hypertrophy is dependent upon intrauterine hormone levels. You're absolutely correct there, So tam Bam, you're correct in that in that way, size does come from your mom. So is there if I'm pregnant, because I don't want my son to have a little dick, right, So is there something I can eat to make sure his dick is it's vitamins and supplements, sub herbs. It's a great

question for you to maintain a pregnancy. You're doing by having a good diet, exercise, reasonable amounts of sleep, all that, all those things that feed both your mind and your body. You're doing everything you possibly can do naturally. And you don't need, in my opinion, uh supplements to that. Okay, So you know, I think sometimes mother nature a lot of times mother nature gets it right. Let her do her magic. Okay, So no beans I can eat to make his dig bigger. No beans or spend each afraid

enough he could backfire. So let's get back to the procedures, because I think that you know, this episode could very well help a lot of men who are you know, may not have done the research yet and they actually haven't called a doctor about it, but they're gonna listen to the show and get a lot of information and maybe this might be something they want to do. So

you can add Lynn, You can add girth. We had a urologist on recently and we talked about buried tinis, which you know, skinny guy, can you dig it up? You can reveal it. Let me go back and and just mentioned that we don't have a non a lesson base of non rgical procedure for adding length because that hydraulic tube can't be stretched a lot without losing function. We can add girth, we can add with um. You know, there are things we can do to add to improve

erections with pea shots for guys. But unless we're going to take a semi circumferential tube and making the incision at the base of the penis and slide it all the way up to the tips, sow it in and pull the skin back down, in which case he's up all the time. You just have to point in the

right direction. That's a surgical thing, and while it's a great procedure for some guys, it may decrease sensation in the guy because the nerds that were coming from underneath to the skin they're now not available because there's actually a silicone sheath in the way. And so everything has pros and cons and we try to describe those so people can make an educated decision. When you are using organizers,

which could be a person's own fat. If there are relatively couch potato kind of guy athletes, they're going to burn it off too fast. And if they have that buried penis um too much, they're they're done lap done lap over too much. Then, whether we're doing LiPo sculpting or we're pulling the extra skin up or removing the extra skin, there's lots of things that we can do

in the operating room. Pretty minimally invasively. This is all done under twilight, and the recovery is, you know, several weeks, so it's not you're not back out on the basketball court tomorrow. You've got to give you your body a chance to heal. It's a real surgery. Especially when you're removing skin, you can reveal more of the shaft of

the penis. The penis starts near the rectum. The structural elements of the hydraulics start almost back by the rectum, and you need that foundation planted for the penis to become erect and stick out where it can do some work. Now, there is something called the dorsal penile ligament. It's a frenulum of types. It's a webbing that goes from the front of the man's body down to the shaft that's supposed to hold the erect shaft more parallel with the

body for thrusting. But you've all seen porno movies where there's a little scar at the base of the penis and they get about a half an inch more link, but changes the angle of the dangle where it's more likely to be broken. Again. It's a balancing of blessings.

Here is to whether that's worth it or whether it puts the penis more at risk looking for a little incision point that takes a it takes it's it's that particular procedure is frowned upon at this point by the American Urological Associations because that that frenulum that they have to h slice, that they have to in size is right next to the blood, vel sstles and some of

the nerves that go out onto the penis. So a little bit too much of a slip either way, and you may have a longer penis, but you may not feel it, or he may not go up as well. So you just if you're going to think about that, you want to go to a good surgeon who's done enough of those to be comfortable in that area to

have the best chance of success. But that's different from volume. Right, If a man, all right, let's say he has a good metabolism, fairly decent metabolism, but he does have like a little fat, and y'all use that fat to enlarge his size. He can burn it off it like he can burn off his new dicky. So he's better off using something on yourself rather than something that's gonna get pumped up for a little while and then run away.

As soon as he runs away. All you hear that, Guys, if you've got a good metabolism, don't use your fat.

It's gonna go dick lots. You know, if you've got a guy coming in to get a revenge body, and you know he's getting high def lightco and all this, and because he doesn't have time to work out for whatever reason, and he's a relative couch potato, then we can take that fat and we can purify it and use a combination of macro fats of structural fat that doesn't just melt away along with micro fat and nano fat that fills in all the spaces around the bigger

structural pieces, and we can get a fifty to improvement that lasts for years. So and the nice thing about that is that, you know, most guys have enough love handle or you know, whatever that they can, they can afford to have a good supply of fat to birth things up. And that can be very nice. It's not like the old days where they used to cut out a chunk of fat sticking under the skin and you'd have this lopsided one eyed Willie hanging out there that

wasn't very attractive and it didn't function any better. Fat contains about times more themsells than bone marrow does, so there is an advantage to putting micronized fat into an area in terms of maintaining or improving function anywhere in the body. That's something to consider. But it may not be for girth. It may be is a stem cell carrier, and maybe for rejuvenation, maybe to help things function better. Um, And then the girth can be supplied with the other

means that we can talk about whenever you like. So, like what's the largest size increase? Is there a suggested max? Or can a guy just come in and get super salami? Like well, when you go to your delicatessen, you have to be careful what you ask for and skin stretches within reason, But too much stretching at once can be both uncomfortable and make things more prone to having fibrosis, so that the penis can't become erect as full or

as easily or without discomfort. Um it can some of these volume izers can clump up a little bit, so you can get nodules that your partner might not feel, but you might be aware of so in averages, we've selected the amounts of different volume izers to use for different profiles of penises, whether they're long and thin or whether they accordion down and they're sort of short. Um, so we can add anywhere from half an inch to about an inch and a half at a time pretty safely.

That's it. It's a nice improvement. It's not worth doing if you're not going to really see it, so, you know, and we've learned that over the years. If a guy can't reach down in the morning and grab ahold of his stick shift and feel this is going to be a good day, there's no reason to do the procedure. On the other hand, if everything's so large that it's uncomfortable, that defeats the purpose. So we tried to bring things

up in a safe, scientific fashion and we do. You know, we do have some guys who've made this a hobby, whether without the support of their spouse or spice, and they've gotten to the point where they get stopped going through T s A and there, you know, need a new tailor because they're walking around in three legged pants. But you know, it becomes to the point where it's not as useful anymore. It's more of a show piece. Do you ever have men come in for dick reduction?

We have had zero gentlemen come in, a lot of talk about it, a lot of claim to fame. We've not had anybody come in who said, golly, doc, it's just too big. Can you take it down a bit? What about that guy who was asking a judge. I think this might have been in Florida, maybe so his wife are significant other died because during oral sex, and he was requesting from the judge to be able to pull his penis out during a trial, like to prove like, hey, this is why she died, Like it's really that big.

Have y'all seen it? It happened, I swear to God. But um, you know, so we may play women may play a role in men being insecure, but I think also because men watch a lot of porn, you're looking at all these different sized penises, and if yours doesn't look like what's on the screen, you may think it's small. So let guys know what's the average size penis? Great question, and it's interesting because guys asked the question, But then they don't do the research. They don't actually measure to

find out if they're in the range. So you know, one of the things, one of the TikTok's we've done and posted several times is just taking something soft and pliable, whether it's a little tape measure or a shoelace that you can measure you're up against a ruler or something like that, and measuring around the widest part of the penis when the penis is at rest, when it's flaccid, three and a half, you know, three point five three

point six inches is probably average. Um, it can be substantially more, It could be substantially less depending on genetics, as you pointed out, and look and then when it's erect when when when it's mr happy, then probably four and a half to five inches around is the average. Now that's a bell shaped curve. There's gonna be statistically some folks who fall below it and some who fall

above it. And when you bring those different things to the table, if one of your partners has had something that's statistically far above and you show up to the table and your average, that can kind of make you feel bad. Why do we even want to know? But does it feel different? How would you know? Well, that's a great question, and you know I would I would deflect that back on you gals to educate us. And we've done that on TikTok, to say the ladies, you

know what makes you happy? You know, is it girth? Is it length? Is it both? If so, what And you know, we've we've seen that girth generally wins over length. Not everybody wants to have their servits pushed up to their shoulders, and you know, it's just not as comfortable. And the girth generally supplies more stimulation to the intraders, so that can be more enjoyable. Again, it's you know, it's it's it's the what you bring to the table and and the the fight and the dog not necessarily

the dog in the fight. That's how they use it. And you know, yeah, the motion is all about So why is it that? Why is it that we can tell men? Like, why is it that we can tell men this is what we like when most women prefer girth. But I think when men think about getting or wishing they had a bigger one or getting a bigger one, they only they're only considering about like that's not even what we want. So who are you getting this dick

for sir. So when we do our video consultations, since we take care of a lot of folks from out of town as well as locals, but you know, we have that frank discussion about you know, what good is a pencil when you can have a pizza and you know, how are you going to use this? What are your goals? Let's make reasonably educated decisions. So if I, let's say I woke up tomorrow and I decided I want a bat for the other team, could you give me a penis?

Where the hell is gonna come from? Who's who doesn't belonged to? I'm just asking you know your questions, like you know a trans man might want. You know, so, technically your clitterists is analogous to the head of the penis, and while we can't get as much length out of it without doing a surgical procedure. So there are surgical

procedures that can add length. And then the blood supply is there, the sensation is there, the hormonal meal you needs to be changed though that the testosterone that supports the engorgement of that tissue can be elevated, and then you can very carefully add a little bit of girth, but you're not going to have the same results that you would have as if you had been worn x Y. So, but we can make something that is reasonably functional to some degree, if that's how you identify. I have a

really I just had this discussion with somebody. Okay, micro penis is right, So what's the size about micro penis? And then you have some women who have big clitters? Right? Big? It almost looks like a micro penis? Sure? Is that right? Is that the same thing? Right? Is just a big

clip or is it a big clip microp yes? Like I want to know you'd have to go back to which came first, egg x Y. So once you understand what the true genetic definition of that person is, not just their pronouns, you can have a better answer to that question. But you're you're both quite correct. Is that you can have masculinization of the clitter is which leads it to be quite prominent, or um lack of development of a penis, which leads it to not be prominent.

So what's considering what sized? Sorry? Okay, what what what's the measurements for a micro penis? Like, what's what is that looks like? What's like the max size or minimum size to be considered a micro penis, So about three inches erect less than that is often considered a micro penis. Can you work on those two? Sure? Yeah, yeah, you can absolutely work on them. But you know, I there's only so much you can do. There's only so much stretchable skin. But if you work on it gradually, you

can get something that's fairly substantial girth wise. The tip does not increase in girth as much as the shaft because it's more of a fibro muscular material, so it doesn't increase and you have to be careful not to compress the urethra. They still need to be able to pass their urine such but you can get some size there, absolutely, and they still work with a penis that hasn't been circumcised. Do better with these type of procedures because like there's

an extra skin. M hmm. Interesting, interesting question, because about half the guys that we work with are circumcised and the other half or not. And I think that's primarily because here in the United States we tend to have

more circumcised guys for whatever reason. And if you want to get into a huge discussion post something on TikTok about for skins and the ability to be circumcised or not circumcised, and who should make that discussion that that decision went, because it lights a lot of can I can I just tell you something that a J says. A J says that foreskin is to suck another man seemen out of vaginas. That's what the skin is for. Okay, let me explain, let me get some clarity. Okay, I've

seen this. I don't know was the History channel, Oh no, but I've rasped the ship okay, and it was, you know, talking about like monogamy and stuff like that, and it said that that's the original use. It's there for a reason something. It has to be there. We are cutting it off because it's more of a religious thing why people cut the skin off? Right? But this thing I was reading watching it was saying about like, uh, you know, it's for the suction to take the other the last

male sperm out of the vagina. Is that too far fetched in terms of function? But the four skin teleologically may have been placed there both as a protective mechanism, just like an eyelid closes to protect the eye. It may have been placed there for a hygiene issue. We can also be true is if you don't clean under there, it becomes a hygiene issue. And one of the other things, and we posted this on TikTok to get a reader's poll,

was is the tissue more sensitive? So when the four skin comes back, is that tip of the shaft and the tip of the penis that's now exposed supersensitive so that it tends to preserve the species more quickly. And

you know, all those things have been part of the debate. Um. You know, certainly when the foreskin isn't kept clean as an infant, and there are some adhesions in there that need to be released for the fourth skin to be able to pull back when the direction truly happens, because you know, when the erection is fully there, the foreskin is pretty much absorbed by the length of the penis it's up, so you only see him when he's flaccid. M hm hmm. I've learned so much about pickles today.

Delicious maybe so all right? I know A j was going to ask this question, but I'm gonna hit you with it, all right. So there's this, you know, misconception I believe that black men have larger pickles than other men. Do you find that to be true? How many black men do you have coming in there? Like, who do you see most? I don't know. Why are you giggling?

You put that question though it's a valley question, it's it's a good question, um, in our experience with hundreds of pickles now, and we do we we are equal opportunity harassers for every size, shape, sex, color, whatever. You know. I think that we've seen both large and small. We've seen all the extremes. And you know, because certainly gentlemen who are already large enjoy getting larger, and gentlemen who are not as large enjoy becoming. Going from a grower

to a shower means a lot to them. Yeah, you know, in in the dark, I don't know that you could see it or infraredly perceive a pickle and know what it's skin color was. So you gotta get into dark first. What wasn't going there? I was trying to keep it peachy, you know. But but in answer to your question, you know, the the rumor is out there, but that has not been our reality. But remember, we're choosing guys who want

to have something done. So we have both large and normal and small all come through the door of every nationality, and um, they all have they help bring something special to the table. There no two that are exactly alike. Do you ever feel like has anybody ever come in and you're like, look, I can't do nothing with this, like denied, denied that somebody from an enlargement and why Um.

We have had several discussions with gentlemen who have pretty much taken this on as a hobby and they've gotten so large that it is no longer useful for function. It's more of a trophy or discussion piece and talked about. You know, I think we should be done. I think this is enough. I think this is probably more than enough.

And let's talk about body dysmorphic disorder, because there's an obsessive compulsive disorder that's best treated by other means other than doing more procedures, because it doesn't make them happy in the long run, and that just adds risk to their life. So you have denied some guys more penis. We have like that's enough, Dick, sir, go home. Always. Some of these doctors would do that for the ass and they add knowing some of these women, how do you feel about that? Yeah? Like, can a woman get

too much ass? In your opinion? You want to get me in trouble, don't it? Almost it's almost a deformity. A lot of times some of the women. I'm like, the doctors need to be in jail. That's really how I feel. Like, why did you do? Why that person did want that thing done? But why did you, as the professional do it do it? Yeah? Yeah, I think

you're asking an excellent question. And since I've been doing this nearly thirty years, I think we're seeing the pendulum swing back to the part where we're having gals who are being satisfied with being more curvaceous without being outlandish. And I think a number of us feel much more comfortable there and helping enhance rather than creating something that God never wanted. Right, Right? So you have um, you have the dick doc rx dot com. Is that like

the Victorious Secrets for Erections or something? Was that I went on there. I didn't go through the categories. I didn't go through like the shop for real. I just saw your pitching with these pills next to you. I'm like, Oh, it's like the Dick store. Okay, this is La Perla for Dick. There are several websites um. The Dick doc r X website is we've worked with a company that

has physicians who are licensed in all fifty states. So if a guy is doesn't have the time, doesn't have the it's too shy to go into their local doctor for whatever reason, they can pick up the computer and they can dial in and they can have a discussion with a licensed clinician to see if they might safely be able to use a five fosiblo diastras inhibitor um. You know, the blue pill, yellow pill, white bill, whatever pill colored bill works for you, is is good um.

And then there are other things on the site that are larger condoms for guys who have gotten girthy pumps, some of the best pumps that we've been able to help choose for guys who want to take their penis to the gym to get it, to learn how to engorge and staying gorge, and bass bands to keep the engorgement in. There's a number of things fun. I've been sitting people because they really are that you are you have just done the entire uh male group a huge service.

Please say that, yes, they really want throws up to agent. She's got it down. God bless you. So all right, You know a lot of people are I don't know if you've seen this because it's on TikTok two um. People are getting those little honey packets and putting it into quila and drinking that. And the honey pack in the gas station is kind of like some something that's supposed to help with making your penis heart. Is that safe? You know, it's hard to do a blanket statement. Is

that safe? The things that cause the vasa dilation, that are allows for a direction to occur are prescribed. The things that you're likely to get in a packet of some sort anywhere in the world are likely to have some you know, him being and some other things, you know, some h cornygoat weed and some other natural stuff which get jen saying that may help a little bit, but nothing by comparison to what you can do with the prescription.

So you know, if if it's more convenient and it doesn't hurt anything, and it does help you, God blessed. But statistically, if you do a double blind controlled study, it's not likely it's not been shown to be of much advantage. So you guys, not listen and you want the real drugs, go ahead, go to dick doc al x dot com. That's one of the places and you can at least talk to a licensed physician and see

if you're a candidate and discuss it. And you know, once you're online there, they give you certain discounts and mailing lists and stuff. But we've just been privileged to be part of that in terms of helping pick out things that hopefully do work. We're you know, getting through that site and some things are being put away for a rainy day and better things are being brought on. We hope to have a acoustic wave therapy device soon. You know. We did get an excellent penis pump there.

That's I quit carrying them in my office because when they were able to get on, that site is better than anything I can get and less expensive. So I just refer people to to that. We don't own that site, but we do participate in it and we're very pleased

with the work they've done. Then we've got another site that you know, we know people want merch and uh so we have the dick dot dot com where you can get all of our little logos with cups and underwear and hoodies and stickers and all kinds of fun things. So they're kind of fun to put up all the little stickers and things and have them around because you never know where the TikTok might pop up. I have another question. Can you can a man masturbate a hook

into his penis? Mm hmm, so there there. You know, you may have heard about something called death grip, where you know, guys go at things a little long, too hard, and can they actually damage the corporate cavanosa and cause a contractual a contractile plaque that causes a permanent change. Yeah, they can if they work real hard, so to speak. So we would beg them not to. There are better things to do. And and when they go to excesses like that, they tend to reduce a sensation. So it

becomes a pounding issue. Is they have less sensation, they're not able to reach orgasms. They push harder, they have less sensation. It just becomes worse and worse. They've got a layoff for a while, take it easy, stay hands off, find other ways to keep themselves amused, and let the let the tissue regenerate. Could they use the other hand

and let make it go back straight. Well, chances are you you if you if you fibroast both sides, you just make them shorter and maybe a little bit on more uncomfortably, because when we'll get those fibrotic plaques, it reduces the overall length. It's not you know when you have when when you have a tube and you have a plaque, because there's basically two corporate caberonosa that go up and down ten and two o'clock area, and if one of those gets shorter, then he's going to tilt

to that side. It both gets shorter, then the whole penis is either got to hook up because the corporate spongiosum down below it's still long, or if the whole penis is going to not be as long, there's no advantage there. Then you hear that fellow joking, beat your penis short, Max, I'm trying to talk about Dick. Let's talk about women. I got ahead, all right, Before we get to women, I got one more question, a quick question about us. Go ahead. This is my yeah, my

last question. How much would a surgery like getting girth set you back? Like how much would that, you know, set you back financially, So I'll look to ton of to make sure I'm seeing the right numbers because I'm just the talent here. I do the medicine. I think we're in the range of yeah. So depending on what

volume izer you're using. We can talk about the difference between the water based gels because you may have heard of rest of Land, Jupiter and Voluma, things like that that we use it the cheeks and the lips because they're lovely and soft and marshmallowy, smooth, and they move well and it look very natural. So we have that.

We have a calcium based filler that's a little firmer, so the guy looks like he has got a little chubby going on all day long, and it's like a liquid precursor of bone or tooth, and both of those last about a year. Or we have a synthetic filler that's FDA approved for the effacement of the nasalabial fold,

the smile lines. And in the five year studies on the face there was better than continuance of contour in five years and in the tenure numbers that was over sevent so that's like a long lasting volume, I sr because mother nature is always stealing volume from the places you wanted to stay. So you want the girls or the toockists, or you know, wherever the face. You know, mother nature is moving that volume around and making you look old because the look of youth is like you, ladies,

it's full and lustrous and shiny. My pleasure. And we don't bring chicken. See that. They were pretty good the right parents, Thank you, thank you. So the one that you said last, that would be probably the most expensive one, that would be a more around ten stacks tars. Yeah, fear about dollars to about ten. And you know, it depends on what you want to do and how long you wanted to last. Some guys like to ease into things and try it on for size, make sure they

love it before they commit to long lasting. Other like, no, I know what I'm gonna want it, so just bring it on and I'm going to keep it. And if I want some more, I'm going to be back and think about what a lady pays for breast augmentation or a lift or resilient. But you know we're spending far more for those than for just a little help down

below the belt. For a guy, right. I guess I'm confused on the procedures then, because when I think about like the different liquid procedures, like if I go get botox in my forehead, that's like maintenance. I gotta keep going and get So you're saying that these same products can be put into the penis and it is no maintenance involved. Wouldn't no, no no. Your botox treats the dynamic wrinkles and treats the wrinkles that are caused by

muscle movements. So when you get frown lines for headlines, little crow speed, crumpy little chins, wide jaw line bands underneath, those are all things that we stopped the muscle from moving, and the neuromodulator stops it for a period of time, usually days, until your body heals itself. It brings a new nerve ending out to the muscle. Then the muscle starts to work again. So you've got to redo it with a filler, a volume izer. The hot ironic gaels

we do every nine to fourteen months giver take. So if we put those in the cheeks or the lips or anywhere in the face, sounds similar. Down below the belt we're using it below the belt, or a guy or a gal say last about a year, give or take, depending on which one you choose. We like to use the more cross lated ones that they're going to last

a little longer. When you use a radias which is a calcium based sort of liquid precursor of bone or tooth and use that to give antior projection to the cheeks, or chisel a jawline or bring out the temple hollows, that last ends the last nine to fifteen months a little bit longer. But both those go away above and below the belt. Now, when the material that has polymethal with acrlate, there's only one in the United States that was FDA cleared in two thousand six that can last year.

So these cheeks started out eight years ago. This used to be flat. I was on TV being interviewed and when I saw the bait the b roll, I kind of went talk to talk. So, um, even a big face needs volume, and you know the look of youth is full and eyes need to be aimed and have a nice cheek projection there and you know what it works. So it's just trans using a material off label, and we tell people this is an off label use of

the material. Um, this is how we use it because the anatomy below is a little different than the tissue that's in the cheeks or the chin, but useful nonetheless. So the dick isn't permanent, That's what I was trying to get to. It's not permanent. It can be with the long run with that procedure, but if they do the cheaper route route, it's not a permanent dick. So so you and your wife could Your wife would be like, my cheeks are starting to fall and your dick is

get skinny. Let's go back. Yeah, if we're planning a trip down to you know, the all inclusive nude beach, and you want to be able to streat your stuff, and there's a price to pay recognized for the gal who's in great ape and has no fat left and wants the Brazilian but that we can take large amounts of these volumes and put it into the tucus and get her a little smoothing and elevation that way. For the breast, you can do that for the breast with

certain materials. Are very careful about the materials. My preference for for the breast, it's a a type to categories is you can actually put fat in the breast with all those rejuvenative cells, and you can take the ski slope that some gals get after breastfeeding or age and you can puff that back up so that lists everything up. And with fat, there's no implant, there's nothing to worry about,

doesn't change the mammograms. For a good radiologist, there's a lot to be said, and there's not a lot of muscle in there to break that fat down. M I think I want that because my TV has been sloping since they grew in after making the world a better place, in a more beautiful place. One body, any time I'm gonna call, you're gonna be right on a room call with him trying to do your um your conversation. Yeah, because that that was the reason why I never got

like a boob job. I was afraid, like I'm afraid to be put to sleep, And so is that something that you would have to put someone to sleep for? For the fact put in we call it, we call it twilight. When I'm doing LiPo sculpting, it's true sculpting. So I've been doing sculpting LiPo since the late nineties and I was blessed to learn from some folks, both in Europe and South America, who do things a little bit differently than we do here. So we don't put people to sleep for LiPo. We get them to their

happy place. We mark them standing up so we see the effect of gravity on the tissue. And then when you laid down, everybody looks good. Light down. We have recording to our diagram, supporting to our photography. And then during the procedure, you're just barely awake enough to follow requests like can you help us roll over? Can you stand up? Can you flex? You know, show me a little movement here so we can see how the tissue was moving in nature and under gravity during the procedure.

We can't do that if you're fully asleep with a tube down your throat, but you don't generally remember anything. Usually it's like, did my surgery start? In my late for surgery? Do we need to get to the office. Nope, we're done. It's all done. You did great, You're in your compression garment. We're just getting you ready to go home. How you feel no pain? Great, no upset, tommy, fabulous. Let you go home and recover a little bit. M's interesting. I didn't know you could do that. It's all done

in a triple HC nationally accredited operating facility. Yes, ma'am. So we can do full anesthesia or for Dr Lee's patients, but for my patients, generally, to mess and anaesthesia and some twilight sedation is quite enough. It's kinder, safer, and generally less expensive. Alright, y'all. If I pop out with some new titties made up of my fat, don't say ship for Christmas your chin. I can't imagine. We'll take the intu work. Oh, I got some, I got some.

You got enough with titties. Yeah, I talked too long about Dick. I wanted to ask some quick questions about the procedures that women can get. You did speak on, you know, the extra hydration. Okay, but what can we do about tightness, g spots, those type of things, just briefly mm hmm. So the key shot is for men the analogous procedure called the oce shot, which is improved sensation,

improved lubrication, can help treat liken sclerosis. It's a little painful, kind of whitish patch in the mucoast of the gals can have or not, and can also improve the suspension of the urethraus so it can help with urinarian continents. That's a nice easy way. It's usually a series of those little injections done once a month, or you know, after you get to your happy place, maybe you know once or twice a year or something like that. We talked about the electromagnetic chair that you can sit on

that's going to improve pelvic floor musculture. We talked about energies of both lasers and fractional lasers and radio frequency that can tighten the tissue. We can also trim the tissue a little designer laby and work for gals who feel that they have a little too much. Or when the baby was coming out with an elbow, things got stretched or ripped or whatever. We can get those back to whatever contour you would like. We can inflate the labia if you want to have a little more tightness.

We can take some of the fat from another area or a filler, inflate the labia and shrink wrap the tissue so everything is high and tight, kind of hard. Yet let me do a little removal so you can actually see it if you want those all kinds of things, um that we have available to thermivasor radio frequency. We have a CEO two lay fractional CEO two laser, we have we have lots of different fun things. Now you

asked about the G spot. That's something special because we can actually use either a temporary or a long lasting volume izer to pump the G spot up. So if you can find it, I know where it is. Anatomically not all the girls have sensation there, but if they do, you can point it out that I know I'm going in the right place. We can painlessly actually get it to inflate out into the area where it gets more intention and make life better. I call that a Z shot.

I don't want that everything start have orgasms so really late in life, okay, I really want that thing aside from you, yeah, you, aside from using toys like to get a guy that can actually do it and get you to that point. It wasn't my whole life or a whole time I've been having sex. It sure wasn't.

But there are many things we can do and working with people and having people who are willing to share what they truly want, what the real goals are what's realistic and have a frank discussion about what's possible and get to that place where we can work together. Means a lot and and gives everybody a more successful outcome. Yes, I agree, this was so much fun, good information. Anytime we talked about Dick, we just be giggling, like you guys in time. I'm not sure who's blushing the most here.

I know I want to come sit on that thing. I know I do. Like you're in Vegas, right, we're looking at Vegas. You know, you never know who may show up, who has been there knitting penises. I'm kidding, whose grandma is knitting dix in there? We needed we needed a model that had between how we do procedures. Yeah, y'all. For those of y'all are who are gonna be listening to the audio to this, doctor Z is holding up some crochet penises and they're pretty large. Y'all. Haven't too

much fun over there at Aesthetic Revolution. We just like to be able to illustrate, to help people understand it's all about education and with a little bit of humor. He well, this is fun. I learned a lot and I'm definitely gonna you need to you need to give us your information about consultations for everybody listening. If they want to get a consultation, where they can find you on TikTok, Instagram, your websites, all those things. Can you

share that for all our listeners. I would be delighted in honor. So our website is Aesthetic Revolution LV dot com and that's easy, and it's a very intuitive website. You can pull down all the columns and you can see before and after pictures and have a lot of discussion about things. And then if they want to call and talk to Tana or Taylor or Abby or whoever. They're all very non judgmental and very helpful and very

well educated. They've helped me with hundreds of guys. And our office phone is seven O two three zero six s. We do consultations virtually online like this, where you know we'll spend half an hour or so talking about things. You fill out some forms ahead of time so I can get heads up on where you may be pointing

things and make best use of our time together. And then Tana is able to bring things together, give you an estimate of what different things might cost, and help you get into town points in the direction of some of the different hotels or things that we have around

stuff like that. Um TikTok. We are the dicktok on TikTok and we've got you know, two points something million followers and you know, twelve or thirteen million likes, so I think, you know, we're helping educate people and discuss things, and we answer as many of the questions as we can. It's just there's only one in me and only so many hours in the day. And my staff is great. They help with it. And what's your ag name? So

we have a couple. We have Aesthetic Revolution Las Vegas, and there is a Dick Doc Instagram as well, which I will ask Miss Stacy to get me because I'm terrible with these things. I treat people's underscore. Doctor Thomas says, dick Talk underscore d r Z. So Dick Talk under score d r dot Z got it, y'all? Hear that, y'all. So y'all come get your dicks fix please. We love Dix and we love you to get them fixed. The

YouTube channel's going up. We've got about a hundred and eighty youtubes that are being dribbled up to the YouTube channel, so all those will be available as well. Less we're creating almost every day, right, Well, we really really appreciate you for pulling up on us. Man, you gotta come back and have a chat with us about more about women. Maybe next time that'd be great. No, I'm coming. I'm coming to see you, all right now, you sold me on that seat, that seat I was told. All right,

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