After figuring out which Star Wars characters we'd send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride. These guys have testicles on their head. Support the show
Aug 01, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 59
We play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant. Support the show
Jul 01, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 58
Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke's hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next? Support the show
Jun 15, 2021•45 min•Ep. 57
We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan's normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We'll all be serving drinks on the master's sail barge by the end! Support the show
Jun 01, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 56
After wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy? Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke? Support the show
May 01, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 55
After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what's the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up? We're taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode! Support the show...
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 54
We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What's up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett's armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what's the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet. This episode is the dankest farrik yet. Support the show
Mar 15, 2021•48 min•Ep. 53
We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars? WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate. Support the show
Mar 01, 2021•50 min•Ep. 52
Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode. Support the show
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 51
First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn't option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil's Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen! Support the show
Jan 01, 2021•49 min•Ep. 50
What's the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer. Support the show
Dec 21, 2020•53 min•Ep. 49
Chris tries to stump Scott on What's a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We'll crash this episode into the ground before we let it ourselves be captured! Support the show
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 48
Will the alien from Alien eat Baby Yoda? Will Baby Yoda eat all the eat all eggs? Are Jawas Amish, and who is the Frog Lady's husband? All this and more on an episode that goes down like a slimy egg or three. Support the show
Nov 12, 2020•54 min•Ep. 47
First we figure out who would place bounties on some of our favorite characters, then we take a long look at Mando Ch. 9. What eats that guy left hanging? How off the grid is Mos Pelgo? Are there sideways sarlacc holes? Support the show
Nov 01, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 46
We ask and answer the best "What if?"s of Star Wars. What if the death star had not blown up? What if Luke had stayed on Dagobah? What if Han Solo had been pooped out of the sarlacc? What if you listened to this episode right now? Support the show
Oct 15, 2020•57 min•Ep. 45
We are joined by Pat and Charles from Converswations to talk about Star Wars toys and, of course, play a game. Are deathsticks PEGs? Does the Gorax have diabeetus? WTF happened with this Poe action figure (https://i.imgur.com/ZBc6mS1.jpg) ? And, did we invent Daniel Day Lobot? Visit https://converswations.com/ Support the show
Oct 01, 2020•44 min•Ep. 44
We discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What's the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot's head? Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault full of stuff. Now with Floating Orb song added to the end. Support the show
Sep 01, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 43
Who flushed the Slave I down the toilet? What does black smoke coming out of Cloud City mean? Are puffy shirts a status symbol? We learn who has the Glengarry leads to catch the Falcon, and what it takes it for Lobot to feel anything. Would you join us for a little We Serve Droids? Everyone's invited, of course. Support the show on patreon Support the show
Aug 01, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 42
After pitching Star Wars promotional products we take a look at the first half Empire Strikes Back? Is Gen. Rieeken addicted to the big board? How long does R2 wait in the rain outside Yoda’s hut? What droid is most like Hitler’s German Shepherd? This episode freezes WAY before the first marker! Support the show
Jul 01, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 41
We fantasy draft Star Wars characters to make the best Scooby Doo team, then we look at the best things in the sequel trilogy. What's the best action sequence? What's the best line? Who put whitewall tires on the TIE Fighers? Are all monkeys fascists? What do A Tribe Called Quest and Pasaana have in common? In this episode, we don't just have power, we have his power--we're palpating. Support the show
Jun 01, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 40
We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are encouraged to remove the helmet of this podcast. Support the show
May 01, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 39
Mando picks up Cara at the Codpiece Thunderdome and Mr Ugnaught to face down legendary film-maker Werner Herzog. You gotta have your Chewie cuffs; the Inglourious Alderaanians is our hit idea; and we figure out how you earn your Rebel tear drop tattoo. Is this podcast lousy with Jawas or just lousy? Find out! Support the show
Apr 23, 2020•47 min•Ep. 38
An Aprils Fool prank on our listeners turned against us! We watched Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor and we lived to talk about it. Who made Skeletor the king of Endor? How did Wilfred Brimley get diabetes? How did any of this end up in a movie? Listen and maybe find out! Support the show
Apr 01, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 37
When Mando has to bust a buff Bib For Tuna out of a prison ship, we wonder about New Republic stance on solitary confinement. Who on the heist team is Mr. Pink, and exactly how droid racist is the Mandalorian? Come for the Simpsons themed game at the start; stay for our inability to pronounce Star Wars names. Set your lights to Haunted House and enjoy We Sere Droids. Support the show
Mar 01, 2020•49 min•Ep. 36
When Mando and Baby Yoda travel to our favorite desert planet, we're left wondering what kind of hijnks Amy Sedaris and the pit droids get into baby sitting. Does a droid bartender in the cantina mean We Serve Droids beat Star Wars? What was the economic effect of piking up Storm Trooper heads? All this and more in the latest episode of We Serve Droids -- one with bones in it. Support the show
Feb 15, 2020•36 min•Ep. 35
We make our own Star Wars Mad Libs, then jump into The Mandalorian Ch. 4. How bad does a krill farm village smell? What do you feed a Baby Yoda? How is the monster meth lab so high tech? It doesn't take seven samurai to pose these questions, just a magnificent podcast and a great training montage. Pull up a bowl of bone broth, and take a gulp of this episode. Support the show
Feb 01, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 34
The drunk speak! Chris and Scott find the good, the bad, and the funny in Rise of Skywalker. What's going on with the dagger ex machina? From hot to not, which movie had the sexiest Emperor? What happened to poor, poor Rose? Support the show
Dec 31, 2019•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 33
Celebrate the birth of our Lord, Baby Yoda, with this special singalong! Happy Holidays from We Serve Droids. (Thanks to Matt Johnson for singing our dumb songs) Support the show
Dec 24, 2019•8 min•Ep. 32
We fantasy draft who we think will die in Ep IX followed by general preview and predictions for Rise of Skywalker . How many people can fall down a shaft? What do we hope to see? How many dead Storm Troopers will the Ewoks have turned into musical instruments? Support the show
Dec 16, 2019•51 min•Ep. 31
We play a short game fanstasy drafting Star Wars characters for the Super Friends before talking about our favorite death scenes in Star Wars. Who has the most honorable Klingon-style death? Who died as they lived? Who died the way we'd want to? All this inspired by "Maclunkey." Form of rancor, and listen along! Support the show
Dec 01, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 30