Mondo Mando Chat (Ch 1-3)
We drank and made an unplanned decision to talk about the first 3 episodes of The Mandalorian . Usual hijinks ensue. Support the show
Nov 28, 2019•55 min•Ep. 29
We Serve Droids
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Revenge of the Sith... with Revengeance
We play a bounty hunter themed game before jumping into the second half of Episode III. General Grievous throws Scooby snacks to Obiwan. Anakin and Obiwan fight on crossfire commercial. We discover when the Separatists figure out they're the bad guys, and Palpatine's lightsaber ( https://i.imgur.com/vQgNUTP.jpg ) makes us say, "Oh my!" Support the show
Nov 01, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 28
Trailer Time
We talk about the full Rise of Skywalker trailer. Chris runs Ctrl+F"Gorax" and wonders about mecha-Palpatine. Scott remembers the rules for Gremlins and has a thing for Ladybird Johnson. We swear we actually talk about the trailer. Support the show
Oct 24, 2019•50 min•Ep. 27
Where Are You Taking This Milk?
We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke's milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi . Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage? Support the show
Oct 15, 2019•24 min•Ep. 26
Revenge of the Sith pt 1
Dooku's the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo's FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It's another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots. Support the show
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 25
Top 10 Planets
We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian! Support the show
Sep 01, 2019•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 24
Ep IX & Mandalorian Footage
We chat about the D23 Rise of Skywalker sizzle reel and trailer for The Mandalorian. Can Star Destroyers form a Voltron? Does 3PO have Gowron eyes? What have the Cloud City Ugnaughts been up to? Ep IX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y Mandalorian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw Support the show...
Aug 29, 2019•41 min•Ep. 23
Episode IIB (or not IIB)
Alyce & Laura from Force Toast podcast join us for some trivia and a bad pun challenge. Then we dive into the second half of Attack of the Clones where Jango is fighting Obiwan on El Kamino. Was the Lars Homestead built on slave labor? Has Dooku joined the Legend of Doom? Is Anakin's robot hand enormous? RIP Sand people. The Tonnika Sisters Willrow Hood (the ice cream maker guy) Support the show...
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 22
Episode IIA
We watched the first half of Attack of the Clones . Is Obiwan a political conspiracy theorist? Does Obiwan have a drinking problem? Is Obiwan a flat-Earther? Why are we picking on Obiwan? Take a deathstick break, and find out what parts of the movie made us laugh, cry, or squirm as we travel from the mean streets of Coruscant, to the stormy seas of El Kamino, to the [gulp] meadows of Naboo. Support the show
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 21
Chewie Sidekicks
We introduce a new Unsolved Mysteries segment before launching into a Chewbacca episode in honor of Peter Mayhew. What are our favorite Chewie scenes, and who are the best sidekicks in Star Wars? Is Cloud City Ugnaught-segregated? Is R2D2 Christopher Walken? What's up with those two random kids in the Super Friends? This episode goes down like Porg, the other white meat. This video cracked us up. Support the show...
Jun 01, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 20
Phantom the Menace
In this Episode I re-watch, Chris and Scott wonder what makes Nass so boss? Why is everybody sitting in a circle? Are Jedi... pro-slavery? It's bigger fish all the way down! Support the show
May 01, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 19
Teaser Trailer Talk
Bonus episode with chat about the Episode IX teaser trailer. How Chewbacca got his medals, hope for the trash compactor monster, who's the real villain of the saga, and the most awkward scene from Forrest Gump all make appearances. Support the show
Apr 14, 2019•46 min•Ep. 18
Top 10 Ships
We rank the top 10 starships of Star Wars. Along the way we wonder is the T-1000 hiding in Ep. I, does Watto only accept Deutsche Marks, whom do we "ship" Lobot with? This is the episode "who crawled through a river of s**t and came out clean on the other side." Support the show
Apr 01, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 17
The Oscar Goes To
Chris, Scott, and the computer from Willy Wonka try to come up with the Ep IX title before launching into the Star Wars Academy Awards. Who's the best supporting actress in Star Wars? Best Editing? Worst Hair? Why does our Bane impression get worse each month? We're all Oscar and no Grouch on this exciting episode. Support the show
Mar 01, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 16
2 New 2 Hope
Scott and Chris pass out Valentines to members of the Jedi Council before looking at the second half of A New Hope. What made Porkins crash? Should Cousin Eddie have flown in the Death Star Attack? Is Gen. Dodonna the Patton of the Rebel Alliance? Dive head first into this trash compactor of an episode. Support the show
Feb 01, 2019•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 15
Happy New Hope
The first half of A New Hope to celebrate the new year. Scott has questions about the droid lineup , and Chris figures out who has a death stick habit. Do Imperial officers know how to blink? Will the Jawas let R2 use his Swingline stapler? Is Luke watching scrambled Cinemax? These questions and more make it to our escape pod -- "Look sir! We Serve Droids!" Support the show
Jan 01, 2019•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 14
We Serve Droids Saves Life Day
Chris and Scott play festive Star Wars games and discuss the Star Wars Holiday Special. We wonder at Gormaanda’s interesting cooking technique , Chewie’s perverted dad, and Wookiee pagan rituals. Gifts are exchanged, songs are sung, and nog is drunk in the best Life Day celebration ever. Support the show
Dec 01, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 13
The Endor of the Trilogy
We discuss the second half of Return of the Jedi. After playing a Thanksgiving game, we wonder if the Rebels called Lando's references, what's happening in the the Ewok Public Library, and can the Ewok witch-doctor cure the plague? Chris discovers a Double Agent Mustache and Scott thinks a Tri-Lamb is piloting the scout walker. There's always a bigger twig! Support the show
Nov 01, 2018•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 12
Jabba's Palace
We look back at the first half of Return of the Jedi . How kinky is Jabba's Palace? How stinky is Bib Fortuna? Could Ellen Ripley have killed the Emperor? What are the best Star Wars monsters, and could Luke have been a professional wrestler ? This is the episode with no safeword. Support the show
Oct 01, 2018•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 11
Gonk In Your Bunker - The Droid Episode
Scott and Chris are joined by fanthatracks.com's Mark Newbold and they pick what Star Wars droids they'd want in a doomsday bunker. Scott and Chris go on to discuss their favorite and least favorite droids. Is Lobot a droid? Is Yoda our droid-racist grandpa? Did we watch the first episode of the Droids cartoon? And did Chris find the most terrifying droid in Star Wars? This is the episode we've been carrying around in our rusty innards. Support the show...
Sep 01, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 10
Rogue One Rewatch
Scott & Chris invent a new game that crosses the streams before discussing Rogue One . How many pieces of flair does Forest Whitaker wear? Why are the Rebels flying a forklift ? Why do we spend so much time talking about Hook ? All this and more as this episode flows through Rogue One like lava through Vader’s House . Support the show...
Aug 01, 2018•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 9
Top 10 Villains
Top 10 villains of the Star Wars universe. We also talk about Boba Feeny , Darth Marge, and the exact moment Count Dooku's name heads to the toilet. Chris makes a super-secret second top 10, and Scott has some safety advice for Jabba. Hang your First Order tapestries and polish your Gorax throne; this villainous episode is fully armed and operational. Support the show
Jul 01, 2018•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 8
Solo Review
It takes more than 12 parsecs to fly through Solo: A Star Wars Story . Chewie is the human rancor; L3 is stuck in the Ghostbusters' mainframe; there's battlebots bars, Lost Boys, Dr. Zaius, and more. A new award is given, and predictions are graded. Sit back with a can of Slurm and enjoy. Support the show
Jun 01, 2018•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 7
Spoiler Free Solo Reactions
A short bonus episode with our quick NO SPOILER reactions to Solo: A Star Wars Story . Why we liked but didn't love Solo , we disagree on the soundtrack, and we spend too much time talking about Warwick Davis. Would that it were so simple to do a spoiler-free show. Support the show
May 27, 2018•18 min•Ep. 6
Solo Prediction Draft
BONUS EPISODE: Chris and Scott make their predictions for Solo: A Star Wars Story . Death, betrayal, arming and disarming, and too many audio drops. Support the show
May 14, 2018•21 min•Ep. 5
Our Favorite Scoundrel
We discuss Han Solo's character arc in the original trilogy. Scott burns through all his Harrison Ford impressions before his tauntaun reaches the first marker. Chris plays the Tatooine Zapruder film in extra-slow motion. Why did it have to be mynocks? Support the show
May 01, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 4
Ewoks
An Ewok themed episode! Scott asks Chris Ewok anthropology questions. Scott and Chris watch Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure so that you never have to. The podcast starts to go off the rails, but no more than Caravan of Courage . Resting fart-face, Ewok Jesus, and Planet of the Ewoks – this episode might give you a big Willow vibe. Support the show
Apr 01, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 3
The Force Awakens Rewatch
We can’t trust Maz after blowing up unions in Last Jedi . What’s up with Snoke’s giant projection? Do the Knights of Ren eat ham and jam and spam a lot? Scott and Chris find their new favorite character in Maz’s bar, and they sail through the planet core of The Force Awakens . Support the show
Mar 01, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 2
The Last Jedi Conversation
Why are the Resistance Bombers so slow? What's up with Laura Dern's hair? Why was the Crazy 88 guarding Snoke? Why can't we remember any of the planets' names? Chris hates Rose, and Scott confuses Billy Dee Williams and Carl Weathers. Support the show
Feb 16, 2018•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 1
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