Warning: This episode contains deep thoughts and SICK banter. In this VERY EXCITING How Cum/ We Really Love Island crossover event, Remy, Lili and Remy's HC producer/sister Charlotte interview Season 1 Love Island UK contestant, Chris Williamson! Chris calls in via Skype to talk love, sex and secrets behind the making of Love Island. We also chat about how to dump someone properly, the importance of honesty and external accountability, and his wild "first time" story. -- To hear more from Chris,...
Jul 18, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Dogs, Babies, and Parents have arrived and Remy is alone to talk you all through it. That's right, just like Katie is a single mom without Sophie, Remy is a single podcaster while Lili works her 9-5. BUT we will be back together for the next episode, an awesome crossover with How Cum Podcast and interview with Chris Williamson! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content...
Jul 18, 2019•16 min•Season 2Ep. 38
We are doing a few episodes at a time now because we're dying to finish this season. What do you think of the new format? Let us know @wereallyloveisland ! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @lilsmichelle Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!...
Jul 06, 2019•52 min•Season 2Ep. 32
ONCE AGAIN Lili and Remy are returning from a massive gap and have felt like we’re coming to a screeching halt again because of life and Tom’s existence. Lili’s back is out, Remy has carpal tunnel, and we spend a lot of time discussing Photoshopping and Face-tuning. We talk masturbating and how even the hottest people are insecure. Alex shows that he cares about Tina, and thats sweet. Shocker, tom freaks out again. Liana complains about having wide nipples and we agree, but about our own. We als...
Jun 07, 2019•38 min•Season 2Ep. 31
Emma misses her cat and Remy relates hard, and then we miss Lili’s dog. We wonder: is Tom hitting on Emma? A weird but interesting challenge plops two new boys in the house and the O.G. islander guys discuss how women aren’t funny. There’s a 24 hour flirt challenge and were not so keen. We waste more breath on Tom and his “penis underwear,” BUT we also celebrate Lili and Nathan’s 25th birthdays! Olivia and Alex bond thru communication! Cool! And Oliver drops a bomb right at the end. And big news...
Jun 07, 2019•20 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Tom didn’t leave and we’re losing our shit. We talk about people who don’t take accountability for their actions, treating people the way they want to be treated, and valuing quality over quantity; in instagram and in life. Cara and Nathan fight because Nathan comforts Tina. Tom does another monologue and Remy screams “Leave Sophie alone!” for the 400th time. Remy and Lili wonder: are we currently at war? We also talk mother-daughter relationships and how suddenly Tina thinks terry is hot?! The ...
Jun 07, 2019•30 min•Season 2Ep. 29
LEAVE SOPHIE ALONE. Remy contemplates cyber bullying Tom in this episode because he is such a shit. We love Emma and Sophie’s love. Terry seems to have forgotten Malin and Lili is all for it. We discuss that annoying tactic when people lie and say “every body thinks this.” Tom dramatically packs, but is he leaving? Tina is a little butt-hurt but like, it’s Love Island babe. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each ...
Jun 07, 2019•21 min•Season 2Ep. 28
This episode was recorded in winter but Remy lost the files— until now! Her and Lili discuss dry skin and which one of them snores and whether “keeping people on their toes” is a good tactic. The Islanders break the fourth wall and talk about life and fame once they leave the Villa; and question Cady and Scott getting official inside the house. Tom is being an idiot and throwing himself a pity party, Alex and Olivia think it may just be a holiday romance, and Remy wants Liana to sit in the shade...
Jun 07, 2019•28 min•Season 2Ep. 26
This episode was the worst except the FIRST secret challenge of the season, which was fun. Everyone discusses whether Terry should stay or go, but what is the deal with his past? And what is the deal with guys and balls? Cara and Nathan have a fight and Remy and Lili think only one of them is to blame. Alex has a huge dick and we’re sad that we can’t get access to the Christmas Special. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And...
Jun 07, 2019•12 min•Season 2Ep. 25
BYE MALIN! Are we sad that she has to go home? Not really. Olivia tries to play matchmaker with Adam and Tina and he’s a fucking weirdo. Everyone sees Alex’s dick and it’s very exciting. The muggy challenge is CRAZY and we are here for this hot tea. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @lilsmichelle Also, don’t ...
Feb 12, 2019•16 min•Season 2Ep. 24
Remy cried twice during this ep and Lili felt nothing. But the miss love Island pageant is SO fun and Olivia is limping around the house because of Alex’s massive dick. Kady makes a bullshit apology to Tina and we talk about smart people who work in the sex industry. Tom and Sophie go rollerblading and Tom talks about kissing his rugby mates. The guys think Adam would make a great boyfriend. We talk about sexism within the world and our families and different types of vaginas. The content doesn’...
Feb 12, 2019•35 min•Season 2Ep. 23
This was the longest episode ever. Liana and Alex have a date and so do Tina and Scott. We spotted vibrators in the room Kady and Olivia were locked in — sick! Malin is a fake annoying bitch. Also remy has two large men barge into her house. Scott says he picked “the wrong one” and Zara is the mediator for once but has to go home. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our cont...
Feb 12, 2019•22 min•Season 2Ep. 22
This is Remy’s favorite episode of reality TV. What an exciting episode. Tina and Liana enter the villa and Kady and Olivia get locked in the hideaway for 24 hours. Zara is stripped of her title and it inspires discussions about feminism. Also, Kady calls Tina a cunt. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @lilsmi...
Feb 12, 2019•28 min•Season 2Ep. 21
Miss GB and Sophie talk about the fact that Zara has probably lost her crown. Olivia and Alex are concerned that they’ll never “live it down” re Zara and Kady and Scott go on a date so she can grovel. Remy and Lili discuss “locker room talk” and emotional maturity. There’s an exciting surprise girls- choice re-coupling that shakes things up. New islanders Tina and Liana are entering the house ! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy s...
Feb 12, 2019•27 min•Season 2Ep. 19
Lili states her rankings for top sauces, unprompted. We discuss which is more intimate: intercourse or oral and then take a break from that to talk about masturbating. Malin isn’t inhaling her cigarettes and this makes us distrust her. We want Kady and James to be a couple. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @...
Feb 12, 2019•32 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Zara Blows Alex and Olivia dresses up for the first time in a while. We talk about getting boobs & developing boobs early. Lili remembers another reason she hates Malin: the Scott and Kady fight. Cara asks Nathan to be her boyfriend and it’s so cute. We laugh a lot in this ep, some of it is fake laughter, but most isn’t. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content ju...
Jan 24, 2019•36 min•Season 2Ep. 17
A little note from last episode about Olivia that we missed and we discuss "friend sex". What did Terry do in Ibiza and is he sober? We talk about STDs on the island and the screening process and ageism. Tom calls Sophie out for being “drunk” and we hate him. Scott has issues with Kady and power. The islanders participate in a challenge: Knowing Me Knowing You ! We talk about ABBA and Mama Mia 2 and also the actual challenge. Everyone has to study each other and learns a lot. We also talk about ...
Jan 24, 2019•34 min
We liked Zara in this episode!! Whaaat! Also we disagree on how we view Olivia and have a lively conversation about spray tanning. Ryckard and Rachel see each other for the first time after they’ve left the villa. We go skinny dipping with pencil dick Zara and Adam make out!! Finally, and epically: Malin eats Terry’s cheese toastie. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our co...
Jan 24, 2019•26 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Remy almost cried during this episode and in general because EVERYTHING is ok! Ahhh yay. Sophie tells Tom “exactly what he wants to hear” and we discuss wanting to be MILFs. Caroline tells Rachel that Ryckard fucked Olivia and it is really wild. Also, did you notice all of the NICE armpits in this episode? One of us did. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just a...
Jan 24, 2019•23 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Remy had a massive accident and deleted all of the episodes we have recorded so far. Maybe. We recap this one anyway and hate that Adam and Sophie can’t be together because of stupid Tom. Zara flirts with Adam by telling him everything wrong about her.We discuss talking to yourself in the mirror & Ryckard tells tom his secret about banging Olivia. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too-...
Jan 24, 2019•33 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Remy and Lili love the Rachel/Ryckard relationship, which makes the girls wonder about dating apps. How many people they have overlooked based on their "type on paper” that could have resulted in a great match? They also dive into Tom and Sophie’s fuck fest in the closet and discuss the metaphorical significance associated with it. Lili finally realizes why she hates Malin. The new boys mostly suck at dating, but one of them recognizes Miss GB! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallylo...
Jan 01, 2019•23 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Lili is all about friend sex and Remy can’t get over the fact that Ryckard & Olivia bang next to Rachel. Both of the girls are mad at Sophie for staying with Tom. Adam likes Sophie. Sophie likes Adam. Sophie - WHY YOU STILL STAY WITH TOM? Adam picks his first dates. Zara sucks. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remyka...
Jan 01, 2019•27 min•Season 2Ep. 11
The girls learn Dan has a horsecock and that he can’t sense social queues or body language. During the Pheromone challenge, Sophie picks some who ISN'T TOM! Lili tries to figure out why she doesn’t like Malin. Is astrology to blame? Also...Can Ryckard read? The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @lilsmichelle Also...
Jan 01, 2019•23 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Remy and Lili recap this gem after a sleepover/ full night of unconscious sleep talking to one another. Scott also sleeptalks and it’s the funniest thing we've seen on Love Island in a minute. The female islanders have to mold their recollection of their partner's dick. The guys mold their own dick. We get to see which ones are the best match! Dan and Zara both ask for more clay. Remy and Lili discuss vaginal disasters. Also, how did Olivia and Ryckard fuck without any actual movement?? The cont...
Jan 01, 2019•27 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Remy and Lili are quite high for this one and don’t remember everything...but they do remember what Nathan’s O face looks like!! The Tiramisu Challenge is the most disgusting thing they’ve ever seen and the new Terry/Malin relationship is adorable. Rachel and Malia join the house and we dislike Malia very much. Then she gets kicked out. Yay! Kady screams about how chill she is. Lili remembers an old app idea. Remy sings. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clip...
Jan 01, 2019•30 min•Season 2Ep. 7
We discuss LGBT acceptance— or lack thereof in England; because Sophie has just revealed that she is the first bi-sexual on Love Island, in kind of an odd way. Cara gives us a lesson in self respect and Javi shoots himself in the foot. We talk about American show “Are You the One?” and how it sucks so much worse than Love Island. We also debate what counts as cheating, learn a ton about the islanders in the Kiss and Tell Challenge, and Zara reveals that she is Miss Great Britain. Again. The cont...
Dec 25, 2018•29 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Terry and Kady enter the house and are making everyone horny! We talk Scott & Zara's "yeah" break up, Zara crying, and Zara grinding on Dan. Javi and Dan speak Spanish & we have our first statement of the season; "it's Love Island, not Friend Island." The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @lilsmichelle Al...
Dec 25, 2018•31 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Remy and Lili google all of the Islander's astrological signs and talk about what that means for them. This episode is full of strange first dates: Malin and Terry are thrown off by how much they like each other and Kady and Scott have the worst power-struggle date ever; but then fall in love? Remy and Lili chastise one of the Islanders for making a classic Bachelor move; don’t use up your time with love interests to talk about other people! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallylovei...
Dec 25, 2018•19 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Lili explains Ibiza / British party scene culture to Remy - how does everyone afford tattoos and plastic surgery if they are carpenters? We discuss Sophie's shame surrounding her bisexuality and get excited about Scott and Kady's first kiss. We also talk about DRUGS, because, why not? The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @rem...
Dec 25, 2018•30 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Welcome back to Love Island!! We welcome our season 2 co-host; Remy’s friend, comedian & Love Island Super Fan (Majoring in season 2): Lili Michelle! We dive into season 2 with a massive discussion about RACISM! On a dating show?! No way. Lili and I discuss UK vs. US views on people of color and explain why we didn’t cover it so much last season. (Hint: it’s because it was just two white girls talking). We discuss the first coupling ceremony, Lili’s obsession with Caroline Flack, and the int...
Dec 25, 2018•56 min•Season 2Ep. 1
