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We Really Love Island

Remy Kassimir is an American comedian binging her favorite reality show and global phenomenon, LOVE ISLAND with her equally obsessed friends. For every episode of the sensational British series, there is a corresponding podcast episode where the hosts dissect everything that went down. Between obsessing over blossoming relationships, objectifying the sexy Brits' bodies, analyzing the gender and interpersonal dynamics between contestants, acknowledging the production team's secret manipulation and defining all the British slang thrown around, this podcast is just about as dramatic and explosive as the show itself. Watch the series and listen along with Rem and friends, your new binging buddies.
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Episodes

S1 Where Are They Now?

We spend this episode searching through Google and Instagram stalking the contestants to give you up to the minute updates about where they are now. Who is still together? Who had a baby? And which guy was spotted out on a night with NAOMI?? We will miss you until Season 2 but until then... The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast...

Nov 20, 201818 minSeason 1Ep. 35

S1E34- Cheerio

We say goodbye to all of our Islanders and Remy is shocked that she didn't actually ever watch the Finale the first time and was totally wrong about the outcome. Emily can't wait to see where they are now. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUB...

Nov 20, 201825 minSeason 1Ep. 34

S1E33- Winging

Little fake babies have arrived and everyone is being adorable with them except fuckin Josh. It's also Lozza's birthday and the cutest little party for the Islanders takes place. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your m...

Nov 20, 201818 minSeason 1Ep. 33

S1E32- Gormless

We are positively buzzing over this episode. It's PARENTS DAY! We get to meet the people who birthed our beloved islanders and couples meet their new in-laws (maybe?!) It's fuckin adorable. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell...

Nov 20, 201820 minSeason 1Ep. 32

S1E31- Blow Her Legs Off

Apparently men give women orgasms in the UK! So sick. We're confused because they went back in time in this episode and then we're concerned about how fame is going to effect the islanders once they're in the outside world. Josh hears word from the outside world which is fun for us, and then Remy brings up the mysterious "Green Sunglasses" and her theory on them. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us indiv...

Nov 20, 201826 minSeason 1Ep. 31

S1E30- Week 5 Recap

Remy attempts to recap the week 5 recap while extremely high. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Nov 20, 20187 minSeason 1Ep. 30

S1E29- A Right Seeing To

THE LIE DETECTOR TEST IS CRAZY- but Max's reaction to it might be crazier. Why? We discuss. Remy also discusses 'Ex on the Beach,' another British show she watches that led her to Love Island. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And t...

Nov 20, 201837 minSeason 1Ep. 29

S1E28 - The Final Re-coupling

The two newest Islanders carry out their secret mission up until the final re-coupling. Josh makes a decision that sets the tone for the rest of his time in the villa, and Lauren…cries. The final re-coupling happens, and the Islanders make (somewhat) touching speeches for their final selections. Following the re-coupling, a certain couple breaks their cherry…;) The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individ...

Nov 20, 201819 minSeason 1Ep. 28

S1E27 - Dickie Bow

The potential new male Islanders make their entrances for the two remaining female singles. We basically hate all of them, especially the two very familiar faces. The new arrivals are given a secret challenge, which they have twenty-four hours to try and complete. The Islanders do a couple’s challenge where they have to build durable boats to race across the pool in, and it reveals plenty about each couple. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other ...

Nov 20, 201839 minSeason 1Ep. 27

S1E26 - The Last New Arrivals

The remaining singles get a chance to pick new partners for themselves out of 5 potential new arrivals of the opposite sex. In the typical fashion of Love Island, one of these potential new Islanders is someone’s ex! Listen along as we judge, critique and analyze these ten new faces, and whether or not they’re fit for the villa. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our conten...

Nov 20, 201819 minSeason 1Ep. 26

S1E25 - Cracking Age

The Islanders bounce back from an intense voting-off ceremony, which somehow involved a fight between Jon and Hannah? Zoe starts to realize how much she’s revealed to the world, which creates tension in her relationship with Jordan. Max debates his options now that N**** is gone, and producers throw in a the a very sexual challenge for the Islanders. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--...

Nov 20, 201832 minSeason 1Ep. 25

S1E24- Week 4 Recap

Emily's got this one, enjoy! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Nov 20, 201811 minSeason 1Ep. 24

S1E23 - In the Bin

Yet another episode focused mainly on Josh, Jess, Naomi and Max! Jess and Naomi have to go shopping together/out to lunch to hash out their BEEF, and boy do they do that. The drama continues, intermixed with a live show, and then two Islanders are kicked off. Also, we need to talk about how much of a feminist Iain Stirling is. Bless him. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love o...

Nov 20, 201825 minSeason 1Ep. 23

S1E22 - Melons

Zoe and Hulk spend the night in the hideaway!!! #Kinky #Spiders #LoveIt!!! And finally, Max and Josh are onto Naomi and her devilish games, but she’s too busy talking about herself to all the girls to notice! The Islanders get a sense of what the public thinks of each of them, Jess gets shat on AGAIN, Jon and Hannah’s relationship becomes even more real (and gushy), and the drama between the love square of Josh, Jess, Naomi and Max gets even more spicy. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @w...

Nov 20, 201829 minSeason 1Ep. 22

S1E21 - Losing the Plot

Callum Best takes the guys out to Magaluf for a night out at a club. The girls stay at the villa, where they’re bombarded by Spanish male strippers. A LOT of SHIT goes DOWN, and it’s all revealed when the Islanders play the game “What Happens Next?” where the producers reveal to the guys what the girls did, and vice versa. Oh, and we get to see Hannah’s tits!!! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individ...

Nov 20, 201833 minSeason 1Ep. 21

S1E20 - Penis-Head Dilemma

‘Barbie and Ken’ break up, which leads to another round of man-stealing animosity between Naomi and Jess. Is she about to snag Jess’s man aGAIN!? We’ve decided that Naomi is a fake feminist and a total liar and bitch (just in case you thought we liked her). But, to balance her out, Max is a certifiably perfect human who emits HONESTY and has MORALS. We don’t wanna give too much away with what happens, because a LOT happens, but we’ll leave you with this: Max has an AMAZING body. Enjoy!! The cont...

Nov 19, 201830 minSeason 1Ep. 20

S1E19 - Wifed Up

Naomi literally does so much shit in this episode that pisses us off—it’s actually incomparable. Luckily, Josh finally calls her out, but this only leads to some banter between him and Jess that sets off a whole new saga of drama throughout the villa. Zoe and Jordan go find a “spider” in the hideaway bathroom (does this mean Jordan’s dick is tattooed?), Travis’s true intentions are justifiably revealed, and Cally and Lu go on their first one-on-one date. S’cute. The content doesn’t stop here…fol...

Nov 19, 201826 minSeason 1Ep. 19

S1E18- Week 3 Recap

Remy recaps the week 3 recap and it is a grand ol' time. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Nov 19, 20187 minSeason 1Ep. 18

S1E17 - Oh My Days

New arrivals Cally and Travis are picked by the Islanders. Travis kinda lies his way in, meanwhile Cally has her eyes set on one Islander and one Islander ONLY—one who she happens to have some history with too. While we’re at it, how do they go about finding these new arrivals? Seems shady. We’ve resolved that Travis is UGLY, we do NOT like him and we hope he LEAVES SOON. Oh, and one of the OGs is voted off :\ The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & oth...

Nov 19, 201820 minSeason 1Ep. 17

S1E16 - Taking the Piss

Oh shit—the islanders vote off a couple! But as much as they all feigned sadness, it didn’t seem like it was too hard of a choice. The couples admit their horniness (or at least the guys do), and we get some insight into Naomi’s romantic relationship history that makes a lottt of things that she’s done/keeps doing start to make sense. ALSO, we have become addicted to the Love Island iPhone game. Get it if you don’t have it already, and say goodbye to even MORE of your time, because you will fall...

Nov 19, 201825 minSeason 1Ep. 16

S1E15 - Soppy

This episode is fiiilled with an emotional roller coaster of Jon and Hannah, but honestly, we can all relate. Naomi reveals that she has a soul inside that hard shell of a body — she cries! And the boys get into a bit of a rift with the girls after blatantly talking serious SHITE about them in the hot tub. Also, Max makes a move on his future bird and it’s…not what we’d expect, to say the least. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy ...

Nov 19, 201826 minSeason 1Ep. 15

S1E14 - Snidey Bitches

Lots o’ drama in this ep. There’s a kinky lil kissing challenge, new arrivals Max and Bethany get to take two islanders on private dates, and Omar somehow still thinks…he’s…the shit? Yuck. Also, Jon and Hannah’s relationship gets a wee bit rocky. Listen along as we analyze all the tea! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @re...

Nov 19, 201822 minSeason 1Ep. 14

S1E13 - Slag Dickhead

New arrivals Bethany and Max come in and STIR. SHIT. UP. We talk about these new dynamics, potential new couplings and how Jess is somehow ALWAYS getting shat on. Smh. An old love triangle turns into a new one, and surprise! Naomi is being shady again! We top the episode off with a discussion about our titties, and our thoughts on the sexy challenge at the end of this episode. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow ea...

Nov 19, 201824 minSeason 1Ep. 13

S1E12- Week 2 Recap

Emily recaps the week 2 recap for you with some fun little stories along the way! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Nov 19, 201810 minSeason 1Ep. 12

S1E11 - Wet Flannel

THIS EPISODE WAS INSANE. We talk about who got eliminated and whether or not it was fucked up, Jon and Hannah taking their relationship to the next level, the nasty spit-swapping challenge and how the hell the production crew goes about capturing AND editing all of this. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @the...

Nov 19, 201831 minSeason 1Ep. 11

S1E10 - Bollocks

We analyze Naomi for everything from her shadiness to her constant scratching…of…herself??? Also, we’ve got a new arrival and he’s quite the posh lad. Chris and Zoe have quite the memorable date, and the ladies are all over Lu. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead......

Nov 19, 201832 minSeason 1Ep. 10

S1E9- Cringe

Emily can't stand the sound of Danielle filing her nails but Remy thinks her weird posh voice is sick. Josh is proud of himself for not banging Jess, but should he be? Hannah and Jon are in a relationship now but are they faking it? And how do they poop? The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson A...

Nov 19, 201829 minSeason 1Ep. 9

S1E8- Home Wrecking

Jess calls Naomi out and then Naomi brings up how she saw the date with the Italians from the outside. OMG. THIS IS UNLIKE ANY SHOW EVER. Zoe is freaking out about Daisy and Jordan and Omar is cocky for no reason. We also talk about how honest British people are about their physical attractions. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this po...

Nov 19, 201819 minSeason 1Ep. 8

S1E7- Mugged Off

Do these people jack off while they're in the villa? We've got to know. We also talk about how psycho Jess is being to Naomi regarding "girl code" when they've never met before. Josh is dodgey with is feelings and Jon seems aware of the cameras for the first time. Daisy goes on a date with Chris and then Omar tells her all about how good looking he, Omar, is. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individua...

Nov 19, 201817 minSeason 1Ep. 7

S1E6- Week 1 Recap

Remy recaps the Week 1 recap, and talks about the additional stuff they showed us this time. The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast! @remykassimir @therealemilywilson Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Nov 19, 20188 minSeason 1Ep. 6
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