Episode 88 – Sexy Clams– We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s hot and sweaty and the boys are Skyping in for convenience. Turch rants about body hair, in particular ass hair. Why do we have it, why do we need it and why are we not talking about it during sex ed? We discuss the most hilarious lawsuit of this year. Kieran tells us how to bake in space, and amazing this has nothing to do with weed. Turch explains jokes. Kieran orders milk during the impeachment. And a man fucks a clam. All this and mor...
Jan 30, 2020•52 min
This was played on Karaok Big-E and now we share it with you all.
Jan 24, 2020•2 min
Episode 87 – Sex Robots Singing Karaoke – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back in the studio after the most insane interview we have ever done. An early recording session; just before they go to see Dead City Ruins in Northcote, the boys are all over the place again. Turch rants about toothpaste and the Billboard chart of rock songs of the decade and gives you a bunch of cool music to listen to. Kieran brings sex robots back onto the show, and people continue to steal our ideas. And we ...
Jan 23, 2020•52 min
Episode 86 – Diaper Time – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome to the first proper episode of the New Year and by do we start with something amazing. On this week’s episode we interview a gentleman named Tyler who is a part of the Adult Baby Diaper Lover community. Turch and Kieran get to dive into the world of ABDL with Tyler, go into his story and ask all the questions they have. Super fascinating stuff! Check out Tyler and Tyler’s work below: - YouTube.com/saguaroproductions - Twitter is @sag...
Jan 19, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Episode 85 – Happy New Year Same as the Old – We Only Do One Take Podcast Happy New Year to all! Welcome to the worst show of the year. It’s only up from here. Turch has a new years resolution, Kieran tells a story and the boys are hungry. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this c...
Jan 16, 2020•42 min
Episode 84 - Xmas Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast
Jan 13, 2020•53 min
Episode 83 – Our Weird Relationship – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back are very much in the season of obligation and the struggle is real. Turch is sick, and Kieran tells us about his bus experience. The boys dissect a polyamorous relationship where a woman has 4 partners, and is having a baby with one. Turch tells us about climate change from the past. And Kieran tells us his views on Turch’s time on Karaok Big E for their 100th episode! All this and more in this week’s episode! Ma...
Dec 15, 2019•1 hr 16 min
Episode 82 – Welcome to our Ted Talk – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back, and are very much ready for the season of obligation. In this week’s episode the boys discuss the Fat Acceptance movement, and Turch then bring sin a Ted ex Talk from a Fat Acceptance Movement advocate. Kieran psychoanalyses her, and a determination is made. Kieran tells us about cows wearing VR headsets, which is basically the plot of Matrix. And Turch tells us about the time he was on Karaok Big E for their 1...
Dec 05, 2019•1 hr 10 min
Episode 81 – Happy Birthday Turch – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very special birthday episode this week: it’s Turch’s birthday. Turch rants about getting older and stupid injuries, while Kieran tells us how he injured his ankle. A chat about the LGBTQ community and their perception to the American public brings on many a jokes about a party. Kieran invites us to go to the vagina museum. Turch tells us how he saw a man pee on the train. And Kieran can’t say his most famous saying. All this and ...
Nov 28, 2019•53 min
Episode 80 – WODOT Reviews Episode Seven – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! In this episode we review episode 7 of our own podcast. To help us with the review we have Jess on the show! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat,...
Nov 21, 2019•40 min
Annnndddd.....itsss out! Episode 79! The Podcast War continues! We also discuss what is the best use of nail clippings and we find a floating hotel in North Korea.
Nov 10, 2019•1 hr 7 min
Episode 78 – KARAOKE TIME - We Only Do One Take Podcast In this episode, we have special; guest Dr Ayounb! Turch rants about shopping trolleys. Kieran tells us about the upgrade in the USA Defence Force. Still ahead of the NBN in Australia. Ayoub tells us about a new study involving chickens and how it’s important to be good looking. Turch brings in clips from the Stuttering John Show in support of our good friends and Who Are These Podcast, and the boys review Turch’s new favourite podcast. And...
Oct 24, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Back in the studio we have professional stand-up comedian Dahn the Mahn!! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on stage with a bunch of cool Australian comedians and is even hosting a bunch of events around Melbourne. Check out his latest show at the COMEDY ON HIGH at Wesley Ann Tickets here; https://www.facebook.com/events/262178111169874/ And a new challenge is born, stand-up comedy based. Turch has it in for Maccas Monopoly. Kieran ...
Oct 10, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Episode 76 – How to Review a Brothel – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very odd episode this one. The boys have come out a drunken stupor from the AFL Grand Final to bring you this episode. In this episode the boys rant about the people behind the register, and the people behind you in line. Kieran tells us how he nearly fought a guy over a car spot and tells us the debacle over Turch’s BBQ. Mind you he nearly killed everyone with undercooked food. Kieran tells us a story about a man who kept his ...
Oct 03, 2019•1 hr 1 min
Episode 75 - Poo Patrol It's a real shit show this week! We discuss toilet etiquette and taking a poo at work!
Sep 29, 2019•58 min
Episode 74 – How to Get a Hot Date – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 74, and we want to help all the men find hot chicks to date. Na not really. Ewe go one to find out who women want top marry these days, and how men being poor is the problem. Kieran tells us the tale of bad communication, penetration and the law. Turch brings in more cool things up for sale in his area. Kieran is on the keto diet, and learns how to go back in time! Incredible! He also talks about the difference between ...
Sep 19, 2019•1 hr 4 min
Episode 73 – Turch fan boys over Maximum Bob – We Only Do One Take Podcast HOLY CRAP! MAXIMUM BOB IS ON THE SHOW! In a dream come true for Turch, get gets to talk with Maximum Bob from the Stockyard Skinners! Bob tells the stories of his interactions with Buckethead, Mr. Bungle, System of a Down, Praxis and a whole bunch more. Please we get to talk about his new music project, the Stockyard Skinners! Links to all Bob’s good stuff below. Make sure you follow him! https://stockyardskinners.com/ ht...
Sep 14, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Episode 72 –Teachers Suck – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 72, we all of a sudden we hate Teachers. Kieran is on the keto diet, and that has caused him to be extra ranty today. He start off with wiping poo off his face, and then gets on to talking up using baby wipes to wipe his ass. Somehow if becomes a real shit show. Kieran doubles up on the rants and rants about ride sharing apps; the lack of water bottles, lack of mints and b-o. Then Turch rants about Teachers. With 10% of teachers...
Sep 12, 2019•1 hr 2 min
In this weeks episode... Special guest Niall joins us and rants about twins! Turch rants about universal music records being burned in a fire AND Kieran discusses an app that can track your FARTS!! We also add are two cents to the Jeffery Epstein scandal.
Sep 04, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Episode 70 – WODOT Reviews Episode Three – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And this...
Aug 15, 2019•53 min
Episode 69 – Clapping Dem Trans Alien Cheeks – We Only Do One Take Podcast We promised a sexy 69th episode, and the boys are in the studio for the least sexy episode ever. Turch rants about the lack of the money shot in porn. He really wants to see cum all over a girl. But he also rants about motivational speakers. Kieran brings in a story about a 150 year old dildo from China, made of Chine, sitting in Ireland. The stats are in for who is searching for alien porn on PornHub. The results may sur...
Aug 08, 2019•1 hr 1 min
Episode 68 – Kieran becomes a Boomer – We Only Do One Take Podcast We are back in front of a live studio audience! On the casting couch (as Kieran called it) with us today is Niall! Kieran decides to be the biggest boomer on earth and complains about millennials not being appreciative. Turch on the other hand rants about Gift Cards. Jess decides to take Turch’s gift card. Kieran brings up his fascination with sex dolls, and talks about the app he found to have the sex doll do foreplay with you. ...
Jul 25, 2019•53 min
Episode 67 - STORM AREA 51 – We Only Do One Take Podcast We are coming to get you area 51! In this episode the boys talk about the hug event where only 1.5 million people who are planning to storm 51! Kieran reviews a film. No wait, he reviews the cinema in Ballarat, and gets told off for eating. Turch rants about the television show Taboo. And the boys go through the top chocolate bars in Australia and from around the world. A gender is revealed, and Kieran loses his job for asking for lobster....
Jul 18, 2019•1 hr 1 min
In this weeks episode.... Turch rants about pens! Kieran provides another excellent movie review! Korean woman get a mention and we discuss weird stuff found at music festivals.
Jul 16, 2019•58 min
The boys are back with a new episode, and this will be the first new episode to be on Spotify! That’s right, the show is on Spotify. Pornhub, you’re next. Jess is on this show, and she is there to confirm the winner of the WODOT weight loss challenge and someone has to read an apology. A video will be out very soon on YouTube. Jess then rants about cooking, recipes and her inability to scroll down on a website. With Kieran back from Singapore, he tells a weird story about the hierarchy of girls ...
Jul 04, 2019•1 hr 24 min
Episode 64 – Chips, Hotdogs, and Thots – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran tells us how he organised a meeting where he just watched sports. The weight loss challenge ends next week! Australia was just surveyed to find out what is Australia’s favourite chip. The boys go through the finding with a fine tooth comb and discover that it’s wrong. Kieran tells us what is harder than getting into Harvard University. Incredibly, it involves hotdogs. Turch tells us of a scammer that contacted the podcas...
Jun 06, 2019•59 min
Episode 63 – The Speed of Elections – We Only Do One Take Podcast Huge episode (as usual). The boys also talk about their weight loss challenge and how they are better than Australian television presenter Samantha Armytage. Turch rants about speed signed and old science, and somehow starts a political campaign. Speaking of campaigning, the election results are finally out and everyone is super happy! So happy that everyone is moving to another country! Turch and Kieran rant on about Go Fund Mes....
May 30, 2019•1 hr
In this weeks (delayed) episode, it’s Kieran Birthday!!! Thanks to everyone who sent in a birthday message. We discuss cos play, people injecting oil in their dicks, toilet humour, Michael Jackson, mean with beards have smaller penises, new condoms on the market, and the best invention ever, a baguette pillow!
May 23, 2019•1 hr 1 min
The challenge is definitely on with the weight loss challenge with the boys well on their way, both via different methods. Kieran on the LIte’n’Easy and Turch on the keto diet. The weight loss has definitely started! Kieran down 2.5 kilos and Turch down 4.9 kilos. Insanity! But since the weight loss challenge has been going on, the boy’s toilet usage has changed. Turch rants about dry pisses, and pissing way too much. And also the issue of scratching your ass when you are in public. Kieran tells...
May 23, 2019•1 hr 4 min
Episode 61 – Losing Weight and Respect– We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap, a new challenger has appeared! Kieran has returned from holiday to find out he is the heaviest he has ever been. Turch agrees; they are both the heaviest they have ever been. A WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE to rival the Boomer vs Zoomer podcast begins! Kieran tells us a story of Vietnam, again… I’m pretty sure that has been said before. Turch makes a huge admission about the podcast we did with Who Are These Podcast? What act...
May 16, 2019•1 hr 9 min
