Join the patreon to hear the full episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow us on socials @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Overview Patrick's daughter Franny consistently damages tissue boxes, prompting discussions on structured parenting approaches to address her behavior effectively. Notable demographic shift in NYC polling sites with younger, queer-appearing workers replacing elderly Latino volunteers, highlighting changing community dynamics. Voting error occurred when Patrick s...
Jun 25, 2025•42 min•Ep. 194
Join the patreon to hear the full version of this episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow Patrick & Ross on social media! @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Discussion centered on Brad Lander's arrest by ICE, raising concerns about his potential mayoral candidacy amid local political unrest. Commentary on Trump’s presidency led to fears surrounding an emerging fascist state in the USA, with a nuanced debate contrasting it against communism. Highlights from the Israel-Palestine c...
Jun 18, 2025•49 min•Ep. 193
To hear the full episode, join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For a couple bucks, you get the full unedited episodes. For a couple bucks more after that you get extra bonus episodes and content. And the peace of mind of knowing you're supporting our little passion project of self expression and over-sharing Overview Ross recorded his first solo podcast episode (Episode 192) due to scheduling conflicts with Patrick, highlighting the challenges posed by their busy work lives. Ross t...
Jun 11, 2025•48 min•Ep. 192
Overview In this episode of the podcast, hosts Patrick and Ross share exciting show announcements, including upcoming performances in New York City, Dallas, and Portland, while also marking Pride month. Ross discusses her recent success in completing an exam for her lactation specialist training, which covers all approaches to feeding infants and highlights the challenges of medical terminology and calculations involved. The pair reflect on the rigorous certification processes for lactation coun...
Jun 04, 2025•40 min•Ep. 191
Overview Commitment to Dog Ownership: Hosts reflect on their bond with dog Peggy; highlight long-term responsibilities and emotional impact. Discuss preparing for parenthood through experiences with Peggy; emphasize the emotional weight of pet mortality. Parenting Challenges with Franny: Analyze behavioral issues, including emotional outbursts and evolving tantrums as she ages. Discuss strategies for managing parental stress, maintaining calm, and the importance of boundaries while validating ch...
May 28, 2025•28 min•Ep. 190
To hear the whole episode, sign up for the patreon- www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, give us both a follow: @itspatrickholbert & @itsrosserinmartineau On this episode: Balance & Mental Health: Patrick emphasizes the benefits of cycling over driving in NYC for mental health. Highlights personal challenges of juggling multiple jobs and family commitments, stressing the importance of self-care. Artistic Influence: Names Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as key inspirations for his work...
May 21, 2025•42 min•Ep. 189
Hi it's really Patrick writing up here on the top. The AI summary is below. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for listening. We appreciate it! If you haven't yet considered joining our patreon, here's the page with all the info: https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert Lastly, I wanted to share the links to my special again. It's on all the platforms and from what I under...
May 14, 2025•25 min•Ep. 188
Join the patreon for the cost of a deli cup of coffee per month to hear this whole episode www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter COVID-19 Recovery & Family Health: Ross recovering from COVID-19; family quarantine ongoing. Franny & Patrick tested negative. Dog Peggy had stomach issue—vet visit led to unexpected X-ray, but charges were reduced after no serious issue found. Veterinary Costs Impact: Recurring expenses for Peggy's arthritis treatment; unexpected vet bills led to using a specialized ...
May 07, 2025•48 min
For the full episode, check us out on Patreon! https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Rent or Buy Patrick's Special!! Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 follow these two on social media: @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Academic Insights: Ross Erin reflects on struggles with homework & time management; positive shift in...
Apr 30, 2025•54 min•Ep. 186
BIG NEWS! Patrick's special is available in all these places. Buy it on Vimeo if you want to provide maximum support to the artist (Vimeo splits more of the money with me): Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 ALSO! If it feels nice to support my career, please consider joining our patreon for this podcast. You can do that here: ...
Apr 23, 2025•25 min•Ep. 185
In episode 184 of the podcast, the host records a solo segment to maintain the weekly Wednesday release schedule while acknowledging the absence of his co-host due to spring break. He starts by sharing exciting updates, including the upcoming release of his comedy special "Qualification" on April 22nd, which will be available for purchase or rental on streaming platforms. The host reflects on his experience with the "Troublemakers" podcast, discussing the discomfort of sharing clips featuring se...
Apr 16, 2025•15 min•Ep. 184
This is the first 20 minutes of a 46 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter In the 183rd episode of the "We Hired a Sitter for This" podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off with personal anecdotes, including Patrick's new jogging routine and the recent construction noise in Brooklyn. As they transition into the main topics, they explore their unique relationship dynamics, touching on Ross's feelings towards the term...
Apr 09, 2025•21 min•Ep. 183
This is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It's a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other comedy/yoga/birth work content. In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off...
Apr 02, 2025•23 min•Ep. 182
In the latest episode of the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross's daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross's surprising experience at a...
Mar 26, 2025•29 min•Ep. 181
In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick's upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the unce...
Mar 19, 2025•50 min•Ep. 180
In Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of...
Mar 12, 2025•53 min•Ep. 179
GO TO ROSS' YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the "Expired Hand Cream" podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anec...
Mar 05, 2025•51 min•Ep. 178
Overview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account...
Feb 26, 2025•43 min•Ep. 177
Overview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled "Stage 4 Billionaire," host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This" and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based econ...
Feb 19, 2025•43 min•Ep. 176
Overview In the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led...
Feb 12, 2025•21 min•Ep. 175
Overview In the podcast episode titled "174 Pod.mp3," co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show "We Hired a Sitter for This," originally launched in 2017 as "Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?" This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian," which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy realm. H...
Feb 05, 2025•42 min•Ep. 174
In the latest episode of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, titled "Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors," Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick reco...
Jan 29, 2025•47 min•Ep. 173
In Episode 172 of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host's fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the h...
Jan 22, 2025•48 min
Overview Notes Comedy Career and Business (00:00 - 09:59) Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting Gastor's business acumen comes from his father Gastor sold candies in high school for profit Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset Comedy Industry Insights (09:59 - 19:44) Mark Normand's approach to joke writing as a money-making venture Gastor's plan to highlight his skills and collaborate more this year Patr...
Jan 15, 2025•51 min•Ep. 171
Overview In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump's early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restaurant ...
Jan 08, 2025•48 min•Ep. 170
As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.
Jan 01, 2025•28 min•Ep. 169
Overview In episode 168 of the "We Hired a Sitter for this" podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family dynamics, sharing anecdotes about sibling relationships, parental favoritism, and the memories of childhood squabbles. The discussion transitions to "...
Dec 25, 2024•Ep. 168
Overview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled "167 pod," the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick's vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy careers, to...
Dec 18, 2024•52 min•Ep. 167
Overview In episode 166 of the podcast 'We Hired a Sitter for this', host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parenting whi...
Dec 11, 2024•49 min•Ep. 166
In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick's handle change and Gastor's new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX's influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing strategies for films like Gladiator 2 and Smile, as well as debates surrounding NFL kickers. As the episode progressed, Gastor proposed a humorous con...
Dec 04, 2024•50 min•Ep. 165
