On this episode, the guys are celebrating Valentine’s Day by chatting about the beloved 90’s rom-com, Sleepless in Seattle ! Would this movie have benefitted from some kind of body count? Is Meg Ryan’s character tanking this newspaper’s expense account policy with this stalking scheme? And’s does that little boy sound like Tom Waits? PLUS: A survey of Revolutionary War-era sex toys! Sleepless in Seattle stars Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Ross Malinger, Bill Pullman, Rita Wilson, Victor Garber, David Hyd...
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 55 min•Season 13Ep. 659
On this week's On-Screen Live! , the guys are chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin , reacting to the trailer for the Toni Collette comedy, Mafia Mamma , going over James Gunn's major DCU announcements, looking at 80 For Brady box office success, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live! , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be ...
Feb 08, 2023•55 min
On this episode, the guys are chatting about an absolute duketastrophe of a comic book adaptation, R.I.P.D. ! What kind of a deal did Ryan Reynolds make with The Devil? Is this proof that Jeff Bridges can be a delight in anything? How hard was this thing trying to be Men in Black ? And wow, how horrendous is all the CGI here? Woof. PLUS: After the success of Barbarian, can Richard Brake go to a hardware store anymore? R.I.P.D. stars Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, S...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 54 min•Season 13Ep. 658
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great films of the 1990s, The Big Lebowski ! Lebowski is one of those movies where a new detail, joke, or moment is discovered with every re-watch. Has John Goodman ever been better? Can massive cult fandom destroy a—OVER THE LINE! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: h...
Feb 03, 2023•5 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live! , the guys are reacting to last Tuesday's Oscar nominations, doing a quick check-in on what just played at Sundance, chatting about Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool , reacting to the Succession season 4 trailer, and taking a look at the box office success of Pathaan ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live! , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay w...
Feb 01, 2023•49 min
On this episode, the guys are suffering through the failed hierarchical power shift in the DCU that is, Black Adam ! Did anyone in this movie care that they were making it? Why did the writers think it was a good idea to jam four additional superheroes we’d never met into the same film in which we’re also introduced to Black Adam? And what— in all that is holy —was with those terrible needle drops? PLUS: All hail the mighty, INTERGANG! Black Adam stars Dwayne Johnson, Aldis Hodge, Noah Centineo,...
Jan 31, 2023•2 hr 14 min•Season 13Ep. 656
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys were chatting about this weekend's box office numbers, including Sony's new film Missing which entered the Top 5, watching and reacting to the trailers for Scream VI and the new season of The Mandalorian , and reviewing some current film & television releases including Skinamarink, Sick, and The Last of Us. This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live! , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch li...
Jan 25, 2023•40 min
On this episode, the guys go back to Haddonfield one more time to chat about the conclusion of David Gordon Green’s (overly?) ambitious horror trilogy, Halloween Ends ! Should they have front-loaded the film with Michael and Laurie and gotten them out of the way first, instead of leaving it for last? How fabulous do the kills continue to be in these more recent films? And yikes, Cory getting bullied by the marching band kids is pretty hilarious! PLUS: Heed this film’s warning and never, ever tur...
Jan 24, 2023•2 hr 13 min•Season 13Ep. 655
We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023! On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag , the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel , answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself while driving and listening to WHM (a legit hazard, btw, please use caution), another person who acted like a total coward in a haunted hedge ma...
Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 11 min
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the super-dud video game adaptation, Uncharted ! What were those little kids planning to do if they actually stole the map? Will Tom Holland ever believably play a grown man? And what in the world was with that Negroni joke? PLUS: A fight scene in a Papa John’s? Come on… Uncharted stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali, Tati Gabrielle, Steven Waddington, and Antonio Banderas as Santiago Moncada; directed by Ruben Fleischer. Click here to ...
Jan 17, 2023•1 hr 49 min•Season 13Ep. 654
Picking up where they left off at the New York Film Festival, the gang is pleased to present On-Screen Live! in its new, weekly format: a quick, half-hour (if we're lucky) lunch time (Mondays @ 12pm/et) live-streamed chat sesh about all-things entertainment, including box office numbers, trailer reactions, what we're looking forward to seeing in the coming weeks, TV shows we're watching, movies we caught in-theaters or otherwise over the weekend, guest interviews, Blu-ray & 4K UHD round-ups,...
Jan 16, 2023•39 min
On this episode, the gang dodges atrociraptors and swats down gigantic locusts while chatting about the truly sad and terrible trilogy conclusion, Jurassic World: Dominion ! Why couldn’t the film have had the guts to kill off some of these legacy characters? Why are we focusing on so much non-dinosaur story elements like corn seed, Clone Girl, and those dreadful locusts? And bringing back Dodgson? Really? PLUS: Coming this spring to ITV, the next docutainment sensation, My Dinosaur Bride ! Juras...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Season 13Ep. 653
This month on We ❤️ Movies, we’re talking a blue streak about one of the best Hollywood blockbusters of (at least) the last decade, and one of the best films of last year, Top Gun: Maverick ! How refreshing was it to see all of these real-deal sequences caught on film? Couldn’t we have had a few more scenes with—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://...
Jan 06, 2023•5 min•Season 13Ep. 652
On the first episode of 2023, the gang is ringing in the new year with a convo about an absolutely ridiculous flop from 2022, the totally zany Moonfall! Why couldn’t we get more wild collateral damage kills like in previous Emmerich films? Is a Lexus really the best car for the apocalypse? And how hilarious was that rocket vandalism? PLUS: George Bailey tries to stop the moon fall, but gets his consciousness sucked into the A.I.! Moonfall stars Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, John Bradley, Charlie ...
Jan 03, 2023•1 hr 55 min•Season 13Ep. 651
On our final episode of 2022, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to chat about the beloved, Christmas cookie-cutter sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ! How successful of an arms dealer must Uncle Rob McCallister be to afford this Upper West Side townhouse? Would it have been a better movie if the hotel staff entirely replaced the Sticky Bandits? Why couldn’t they mix up the story a little bit so it’s not just a carbon copy of part one set in NYC? And what’s with that Uncle Fra...
Dec 27, 2022•2 hr 23 min•Season 13Ep. 650
On this installment of our Lifetime Movie re-cap journey, we're taking a break from the big L network and heading to Netflix for a discussion about the cheesy, ridiculous film, A Christmas Prince ! How embarrassing is this cartoon father character? How hilarious is it whenever these movies make up a fake European country? Why does Aldovia conduct all their official monarchy business right at—HEY NOW! This episode is for citizens of Aldovia and WHM Patreon subscribers only! To instantly access th...
Dec 22, 2022•5 min
This week on the program, the gang is having Christmas celebrations shoved down their throats while talking about Christmas with the Kranks ! Why is Tim Allen jacked in this movie? How sad is it seeing Jamie Lee Curtis doing grocery store pratfalls? And will someone tell these goddamn neighbors to mind their own business?! PLUS: Tim Allen as Bane? It could work! Christmas with the Kranks stars Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd, M. Emmet Walsh, Erik Per Sullivan, Cheech Marin, Jake Busey, ...
Dec 20, 2022•2 hr 2 min•Season 13Ep. 649
On this week’s episode, the gang gets into the holiday spirt with… what’s that say? Avatar ? Sure, why not? We’re talking about Avatar ! How incredible is the look of, well, everything on Pandora? How outrageous is Stephen Lang’s Colonel villain? Did Sigourney Weaver’s character have to get that t-shirt custom made or what? How bad does that avatar aquarium tank smell? And why in the world did they clip that tail sex scene in some places? PLUS: Per 'Jigsaw' Jim Cameron, Costas Mandylor to direct...
Dec 13, 2022•2 hr 11 min•Season 13Ep. 648
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the Arnold-does-Bond spy thriller, True Lies ! How great is Tom Arnold in this movie? Did they honestly think they could get away with portraying—WHOA! The bridge is out and this episode is for subscribers only! To access this full show, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Dec 08, 2022•6 min•Season 13Ep. 647
Recorded 4.27.22 at the Punchline Philly in Philadelphia, PA On this episode, it’s the out-RAGEOUS live show from Philly the guys did at the start of this year where they’re talking about the incredibly sad, Christmas-ish-set sequel, Rocky V ! Written by Sly himself, shouldn’t the producers have honored his wishes and kept in the original ending with Rocky getting beaten to death in the street? How is Paulie not murdered by the entire family after this financial fiasco? Why didn’t Rocky think to...
Dec 06, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 13Ep. 646
On this episode, the gang closes out We ❤️ Movies month with a banger episode on Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula ! In the last great Coppola film, how incredible is it that they went so balls-to-the-wall with the sets, costumes, score, performances, cinematography, transitions, practical effects, et cetera? Does Sir Anthony Hopkins think he decided on doing a single accent in this movie or does he know it's three at once? How about that werewolf sex scene? And how cool are Dracula’s...
Nov 29, 2022•1 hr 47 min•Season 13Ep. 645
On this episode, the guys welcome Will Menaker and Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House to chat about the absolute best surfer/cop action/drama, Point Break ! What kind of a name is that to give Busey’s character? How terrible is Johnny Utah at going undercover? Should a 50 year-old man eat two meatball sandwiches before noon? How hilarious is Busey’s wardrobe? Is Utah the worst cop ever put to film? PLUS: It is high time we free Kathryn Bigelow from Movie Jail! Point Break stars Patrick Swayze,...
Nov 22, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 13Ep. 643
This month, on the patrons-only We HATE Movies selection, the guys are flipping the script to present an episode on the Rotten Rid extravaganza, Hannibal! Why doesn’t Lecter chow down on a single person in this “bigger and better” sequel? Couldn’t they have found anyone more appropriate to—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CLARICE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign...
Nov 17, 2022•6 min•Season 13Ep. 643
On this episode, the gang chats about one of Wes Anderson’s best, the beloved family dramedy, The Royal Tenenbaums ! How fantastic is all the storybook New York stuff? How many commercial V.O. gigs did this movie get Alec Baldwin? Don’t we all wish we had a javalina mounted in our house? Is “Wigwam” the worst Dylan song? How do you let a bird get kidnapped from your set? And wowza, how out-of-this-world are Anjelica Huston and Gene Hackman together? PLUS: A line of Owen Wilson movie-specific por...
Nov 15, 2022•2 hr 5 min•Season 13Ep. 642
On this very special WLM edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the most overlooked and under-watched Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture ! How amazingly (and eagerly) does Kirk totally screw over that turd, Captain Decker? Would Lieutenant Commander Sonak still be alive if Kirk hadn't bogarted the transporter controls and just let Rand do her job? Has there been better model work in any other Trek movie? And can we please bring back—RED ALERT! This episode is for subscribers onl...
Nov 10, 2022•7 min
On this week’s WLM episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, New York Times columnist and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast , Jamelle Bouie to chat about the fantastic crime drama, Thief ! Does anyone else put process on screen like this, and is it even half as interesting as when Michael Mann does it? How incredible are Jim Belushi’s Hawaiian shirts in this movie? And does this film contain the best shotgun death in all of cinema? PLUS: How many real-life deadbeats can...
Nov 08, 2022•2 hr 11 min•Season 13Ep. 641
On this episode, our We Love Movies month kicks off with a ridiculous dissection of the stone-cold classic, North by Northwest ! With all his running around, how many opportunities does Roger Thornhill have to bathe throughout this movie? Is it possible to watch this start to finish without wanting a cocktail? And how realistic is it for someone to try and kill a guy by hitting him with a plane in a corn field? PLUS: Roger Thornhill meets the Men in Black! North by Northwest stars Cary Grant, Ev...
Nov 01, 2022•2 hr 13 min•Season 13Ep. 640
On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2 ! What’s the deal with Leprechaun’s man servant he’s had with him for centuries? How creepy is his “Wedding Chamber” he stashes the girl inside? And dear lord, weren’t there any other actors to play these kids? PLUS: Did the Leprechaun sink the Titanic? Lepre...
Oct 25, 2022•1 hr 58 min•Season 13Ep. 639
On this exciting edition of the WHM Mail Bag , the guys are reading letters about terrible teachers, disgusting movie promotional material, and one of the worst liars to ever live. Plus, ALL November WLM content is revealed, including special Patreon material! And that's not all! We even start things off with an all-new VHS Trailer Game! Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question for the gang? Then write in to the WHM Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com! Catch the guys on the road ...
Oct 25, 2022•1 hr 3 min
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular goes back to the Catholic Horror realm with the outrageous sequel, The Exorcist III ! Has George C. Scott ever played a more unhinged powder keg of a character? Has Dourif ever been better on-screen? And what kind of maniac goes and sees It’s a Wonderful Life 37 times in theaters? PLUS: George C. Scott gleefully recommends his ex-wife for the role of The Devil! The Exorcist III stars George C. Scott, Ed Flanders, Brad Dourif, Jason Miller, Nicol W...
Oct 18, 2022•1 hr 59 min•Season 13Ep. 638
