On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular keeps rolling through Franchise Town as the gang chats about the 1981 slasher sequel, Halloween II ! How delightfully unhinged is Loomis in this one? Do we see that EMT’s taint in the hot tub? How hilarious is the comedy duo of Brackett and Loomis? And was that really the best wig the costume department could find? PLUS: Loomis freaks out at a movie theater concession stand! Halloween II stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, Charles Cyphers, J...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Season 13Ep. 637
On this month's spooktacular WLM, the guys are chatting about one of their all-time faves, John Carpenter's OG Halloween ! How drunkenly annoying is Loomis to anyone and everyone he encounters in the film? How much butter did Annie spill on her shirt to necessitate doing laundry? And how many of these Haddonfield parents are—LONNIE! GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THERE! THIS EPISODE IS FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONLY! To instantly access the full-length ep on Halloween '78, along with countless hours of additional...
Oct 06, 2022•9 min•Season 13Ep. 636
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang chats about the ridiculous sequel, Hellraiser: Bloodline ! Why bother with this terrible future-set framing device? Couldn’t we get a little more Adam Scott for our buck? And where in the HELL is Butterball!?! PLUS: Be sure you select the Demon-o’s Delivery Insurance when ordering all your demons and souls online! Hellraiser: Bloodline stars Bruce Ramsay, Valentina Vargas, Charlotte Chatton, Adam Scott, Kim Myers, ...
Oct 04, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 13Ep. 635
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the ridiculous, sci-fi teen thriller, Disturbing Behavior ! What’s with this obnoxious UV character and all his hype man stuff? How stupid was MGM thinking they could mindlessly strip 40 minutes out of this movie and have it still make sense? And why can’t we get any career justice for James Marsden? PLUS: The return of our beloved Egg Lawyer, this time playing Egg Principal! Disturbi...
Sep 27, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 13Ep. 634
This week on We Hate Movies , the guys are ready to go play in the mud one more time as they talk about the FOURTH installment in the beloved, flatulent, animated franchise, Shrek Forever After ! Why have a gigantic goose in your fairy tale movie if you’re not going to have it lay a golden egg? Why does this movie start like a Cassavetes drama? And did they really pull an It’s a Wonderful Life for this fourth film? PLUS: Shrek reviews the film adaptation of Room ! Shrek Forever After stars Mike ...
Sep 20, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 13Ep. 633
On this week's episode, this title may be on the H feed, but it’s a total WLM as the guys welcome back friend of the show Josh Lewis, from the Sleazoids podcast to help spread the word about the totally under-seen action classic, Stone Cold ! How great is this cold open in the grocery store? Was The Boz’s mullet designed by NASA? And just marvel at this wild helicopter stunt at the end! PLUS: The film features one of the most disgusting smoothies we’ve seen since End of Days ! Stone Cold stars B...
Sep 13, 2022•2 hr•Season 13Ep. 632
On the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies , the chicken comes home to roost as the guys are, thanks to Chris’s VHS Trailer Game victory, forced to talk about the colossal, Dan Aykroyd-directed failure, Nothing But Trouble! Why is it just the two shots with the dick nose? Why did WB let Danny take the helm instead of cancelling the project outright? And what is going on with the giant babies? PLUS: The exciting reveal of Chris Cabin’s VHS Trailer Game victory Cameo! Nothing But Trouble stars Ch...
Sep 06, 2022•2 hr 5 min•Season 13Ep. 631
On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how great does Aragorn—WHOA THERE, little hobbit, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show...
Sep 01, 2022•5 min•Season 13Ep. 630
Recorded live at City Winery, November 21, 2021, in Nashville, TN This week on the program, the guys have one more week to soak up the sun before the start of season 13, so they're releasing their hilarious show on Footloose , recorded live in the great city of Nashville! Why did this town think to outlaw dancing, but not drunk driving? Is this the most handsome Chris Penn ever looked on screen? And how about that wild opening foot montage? PLUS: Eric tells us all about the time he saw John Lith...
Aug 30, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 12Ep. 629
Recorded live at the D.C. Improv, April 26, 2022, in Washington D.C. The days are getting shorter and the summer is winding down, but the guys are still kicking their feet up at the beach, so this week they’re releasing their outrageous live show on Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! How weird is this mother/son relationship between Stallone and Getty? How many Jurassic Park victims can you shove into one movie? And what in the WORLD is with all the pineapple? PLUS: Estelle Getty convinces some of Goth...
Aug 23, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 12Ep. 628
On this edition of our Lifetime movie chat show, we're talking about the outrageous, nearly Vivica A. Fox-less thriller, The Wrong Roommate! This wild movie, from A Talking Cat!?! auteur David DeCoteau, features Vivica A. Fox as a detective cold on the trail, a handsome stud who may be interested in teenage girls, and Eric Roberts as a—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and si...
Aug 18, 2022•5 min
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag , we're reading some un hinged letters AND announcing new tour dates for the fall! As we opened the mail bag last night, letters flew out about encountering The Dice-man buying CDs to copulate to, a nerd freaking out about not seeing an X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer, an American Pie actor playing Nickelback covers, someone's dad creating Minions, and more! PLUS: Don't miss out on our fall shows when we hit Denver, Salt Lake City, Phoenix, and, making our CANADI...
Aug 18, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Recorded live at the Comedy Zone, November 18, 2021, in Charlotte, NC Still grilling on the beach and pounding margaritas on vacation, this week the guys are releasing their outrageous live episode on the total Dadfernoon classic, Under Siege! How fabulous is Gary Busey's drag routine? Why is this captain insisting on having a surprise party? And did Poppy Bush's re-election campaign strategically get him that cameo at the beginning of the film? PLUS: What if Gary Busey auditioned for Han Solo!?...
Aug 16, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Season 12Ep. 627
On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the absolute best films about a dead guy who gets turned into a robot, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Has there been a smarmier, nastier villain than the great Kurtwood Smith's portrayal of Clarence Boddicker? How great are all the interstitial TV bits? And why have we, as a society, moved so far away from—FREEZE, CREEP! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content, head ove...
Aug 11, 2022•8 min•Season 12Ep. 626
Recorded live at the Majestic Theatre, October 16, 2021, in Detroit, MI On this week's show, the guys are still on vacation, so they are once again unlocking the WHM vault present to you this super-fun show from last year where the topic of conversation was the crummy sequel, Robocop 3! Why did they need to add rockets and make Murphy fly? Shouldn't this film have just been about Robocop training the next generation of robotic law enforcement? And should Murphy really have been filming Lewis's d...
Aug 09, 2022•2 hr 4 min•Season 12Ep. 625
Recorded live at Laugh Boston, April 24, 2022 in Boston, Massachusetts WHM may be on vacation, but the laughs keep coming! On this episode, it's the live show where we made our triumphant return to Beantown to talk about the Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwarzenegger team-up film, Heat for Morons— er, Escape Plan! Why did we need to see Sly break out of a completely unrelated prison at the beginning? How many people work for Stallone's jail security firm and is it more than three? And wow, did tha...
Aug 02, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 12Ep. 624
On this episode, the guys wrap up season 12 with an unofficial We Love Movies episode about Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys! How great is it seeing all the fantastic camera effects on display? Was wardrobe getting any cooler in this movie than Edward Herrmann's hyper-80s threads? And is there a better blackout line in horror? PLUS: Larry the Cable Guy remakes Manchester by the Sea! Be sure to catch WHM this Friday , July 29, 2022, as they play another virtual live show for the entire world, this...
Jul 26, 2022•2 hr 2 min•Season 12Ep. 623
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes back to the turn of the century as the guys chat about the big box comedy that kickstarted the Y2K-era boob comedy boom, American Pie! How horrendous is all the 1998 clothing here? Did everyone always recognize how obnoxious Kevin is as a character? And whatever happened to the other MILF guy? PLUS: The Queen becomes roomies with John Wayne in Hell! Be sure to catch our VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW where we're talking about Ghostbusters: Afterlife a...
Jul 19, 2022•2 hr 32 min•Season 12Ep. 622
On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza puts on its sandals and raises its sword to the sky as we chat about 2010's Clash of the Titans! Why is it that every monster in this movie had to be as big as a house, meanwhile most of Harryhausen's 1981 monsters are much smaller and way more terrifying? Why did we have to make this an edge lord revenge film instead of a fantasy/romance adventure? And did Ralph Fiennes really think he could play Hades just like he played Voldemort and n...
Jul 12, 2022•1 hr 47 min•Season 12Ep. 621
On this month's WLM, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza once again spills over onto the Patreon feed as we discuss one of the all-time great MCU films, Shane Black's Iron Man 3! How thrilling is it to have such a "small" story for this film, a welcomed shift from all the universe-ending Avengers-related stuff? Is the Air Force One rescue scene the best Iron Man action sequence we've seen to date? And wow, did we really need to see how much of a cokehead Happy—HEY NOW! This WLM episode is for su...
Jul 08, 2022•6 min•Season 12Ep. 620
On this super-powered episode of the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we're chatting about the D-grade MCU entry, Thor: The Dark World! Oh, if only they'd resisted the urge to shoehorn Loki into this film after his popularity skyrocketed! Why can't we see more of Asgard (or any of the other realms) and ignore all those Earth fools? And did they absolutely have to make the wonderful Christopher Eccleston act under all that makeup and spit all that fake language for dialogue? PLUS: David Bowie con...
Jul 05, 2022•2 hr 5 min•Season 12Ep. 619
On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Toon Town as we chat about the, let's just say, not-for-us sensation, Despicable Me! Precisely how many other film properties are we borrowing from with all this? Why does no vocal performance here feel inspired in any way whatsoever? And what in the world is with our society's fascination with these Minions? PLUS: How about an episode of beloved cartoon Doug if written by sentient toilet, Scott Adams!? Despicable Me stars the vo...
Jun 28, 2022•1 hr 58 min•Season 12Ep. 618
On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets all fun for the whole family with a polite, not-at-all crude conversation about the 2001 smash hit, Cats & Dogs! Is the CGI better in this film than in any of the prequels? How weird is it hearing Tobey Maguire voice this Aw Shucks gentle puppy? And are we to believe that Jeff Goldblum fathered this WASP child? PLUS: ScarJo and Colin discuss each other’s work! Cats & Dogs stars Jeff Goldblum, Elizabeth Perkins, Alexander Poll...
Jun 21, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 12Ep. 617
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the guys talking about the over-the-top sequel, The Expendables 2! How great is this cold open? Why did they insist on jamming all those 'cute' nostalgia lines into the script? And why do these kinds of movies treat Eastern Europe like some sort of eerie, faceless, Bermuda Triangle-type place? PLUS: A surprising edition of a popular show segment! The Expendables 2 stars Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Wil...
Jun 14, 2022•1 hr 50 min•Season 12Ep. 616
On this week's episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza—a period of time in the WHM schedule where they drop episodes exclusively on bigger, more well-known titles that may or may not have been released in the summer because the release date is actually irrelevant to the title of the series—kicks off with an episode on America's favorite midlife crisis drama/family western comedy, City Slickers! In a sea of good performances, how fantastic is Daniel Stern in this movie? Was Palance's Os...
Jun 07, 2022•2 hr 14 min•Season 12Ep. 615
On this month's WLM , the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great Steve Spielberg classics, Jurassic Park! How out-of-this-world excellent is this John Williams score? Does it get any better than Goldblum and that open shirt? And would it have killed them to make it just the slightest bit—::DINOSAUR ROAR::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign u...
Jun 02, 2022•5 min•Season 12Ep. 614
On this week's episode, the gang was live on the Internet a while back chatting about the 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot! Yes, this was the film that had a horrendously animated all-lizard Reptile, a really cool prologue sequence that feels like it's from another (better) movie, someone getting stabbed with their own frozen blood, and, you guessed it, a no-name protagonist that no one in the audience cares about! PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game and a stupid t-shirt contest! Mortal Kombat (20...
May 31, 2022•2 hr 2 min•Season 12Ep. 613
On the maiden voyage of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi , we're chatting about the first two parts of the Disney+ limited series! How great is it to see Ewan McGregor slide back into a role that is far-and-away the best part of the prequels? Why did handsome Sung Kang have to be completely covered in—HULLO THERE! This episode is for subscribers only. To instantly access this show and all future Obi-Pod Kenobi episodes, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus con...
May 29, 2022•6 min
This week on the program, the gang is having an absolute ball talking about the Tony Scott action classic, Top Gun! How fantastic is it to see the great James Tolkan basically playing Principal Strickland, but in the Navy? Does Kelly McGillis's character live in the same house as Carrot Top and his buddies in Chairman of the Board? And how come we couldn't get a little more Merlin? PLUS: Everyone's favorite pilot, Wolf Man, and his beloved mother, call sign Mamma Mia, chat on the phone every day...
May 24, 2022•2 hr 18 min•Season 12Ep. 612
Recorded 10.13.21 at Hilarities in Cleveland, OH On this week's episode, it was the gang's first time back on the road in two years and they were pumped to chat about the totally bonkers slasher sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors! How ridiculous is it that this actor looks exactly like Bill Maher? Why couldn't we get a little more with that eerie Freddy puppet? And why does Larry Fishburne just vanish from the film entirely? PLUS: Check out that sweet Dokken video if you wan...
May 17, 2022•1 hr 53 min•Season 12Ep. 611
