On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets into some deep isolation with a lively chat about the John Carpenter classic, The Thing! How rad is Kurt Russell's—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, sign up for our Patreon today ! Instantly access our entire We Love Movies chat on The Thing along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive bonus content we make available only to subscribers! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/...
Apr 14, 2020•5 min
On this week's all-new episode, the gang is chatting about the sleaziest of scumbag vampire hunter films, John Carpenter's Vampires! How about that gross/awesome week-long motel party, huh? Why couldn't we get more with the vamp hunting team? And was this really the first time Mark Boone Junior has been decapitated in a major motion picture? PLUS: Don't miss out on our companion episode, a We Love Movies broadcast all about Carpenter's The Thing , dropping tomorrow— 4/14/20 —for patrons only! Si...
Apr 14, 2020•1 hr 40 min
On the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode of this week's MELR0210 shows, the guys are chatting about the third episode, "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"! Originally airing back on October 18th, 1990, this episode features a tease about moonlight horseback riding, rich girls stealing from boutiques, a hilarious clothing store detective, Brandon learning about wage slavery, Dylan openly mocking a restaurant, the Walsh parents being... not great to a housekeeper, and David filming Girls Gone Wild at sch...
Apr 13, 2020•59 min
On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived long enough to—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly access this full ep, along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehat...
Apr 12, 2020•3 min
On the Melrose Place episode of this week's MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, "Lost & Found"! Originally airing July 22nd, 1992, this episode has Billy writing a garbage screenplay and Allison being too much of a coward to lie to him; Michael and Jane doing the Michael & Jane nonsense, only this time there are chili-dogs involved; Sandy causing mischief like she's the complex's Woody Woodpecker; Jane flirting with a dude who has Michael Lando...
Apr 10, 2020•53 min
On this week's episode, the gang turns their key and unlocks the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode! Previously released on their Patreon feed only , this episode has the guys pondering why we couldn't have a Krypton prequel movie with Russell Crowe, why Superman keeps having to hitch-hike everywhere, and whether this movie had a vendetta against the IHOP chain of family restaurants? PLUS: The origin of the WHM Sound Board bit. MM-MM-PATRICKWILSON. MM-MM--PATRICKWILSO...
Apr 07, 2020•1 hr 49 min
HUNK ALERT: We're kicking off this week's run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry's Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The Green Room"! Originally airing October 11th, 1990, this episode features the aforementioned Dylan being a totally mysterious rich-boy hunk, Brandon acting like a whiny baby in Dylan's hotel suite, Brenda making her own rich-kid jeans, several alcoholic surfers, Scott getting bullied in ...
Apr 06, 2020•1 hr
On this month's Animation Damnation , the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80's continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an episode on The New Adventures of Gumby! The two shorts that make up this episode feature insane elements like Gumby being in a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Conte...
Apr 03, 2020•4 min
On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP 's second episode, "Friends & Lovers," which originally aired on July 15th, 1992. Here, we marvel as Billy gets a job driving a cab and meets a potential serial killer; we bite our nails with anticipation over whether or not Allison ever gets to the "Paint Store;" and we look on in sheer terror as Michael whiffs on one of the biggest soft ball questions in relationship history! PLUS: Dr. Ruth pops up to...
Apr 02, 2020•51 min
This episode is for Matthew Woodard, friend of the show & Muldooner through and through. On this week's episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 Listener Request Month with a conversation about the ridiculous Liam Neeson action mystery, The Commuter! Why did they not bother researching any kind of New York geography for this script? Could they have made it any more obvious that Patrick Wilson is crooked? And how about that electric guitar sound effect? PLUS: Is Mike the Cleaner addicted to prosti...
Mar 31, 2020•1 hr 53 min
We kick off this week's run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the 90210 pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, "Class of Beverly Hills"! What a scuzzy move by Brandon, no? How does Brenda's date not catch on that she's a high school student after that "black hole" conversation? And what's with that fish tank thing? PLUS: Hey, isn't that the guy from Hepcat? MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distan...
Mar 30, 2020•52 min
On the first recorded quarantined WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about someone puking during a horrendous Rise of Skywalker 4DX screening, someone meeting the guy who played Mr. Crisp in Kindergarten Cop , a guy's date farting through Multiplicity , and more! NOTE: We attempted to record video for this episode but it didn't shake out, so please excuse all remaining references to any visual gags! If you want your stories read on the air—or have a question for the guys—write into the mail bag...
Mar 29, 2020•45 min
On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 eps, the gang is chatting about the world's introduction to the sexy Gen-X crew living at 4616 Melrose Place! In this pilot adventure, Allison finds a new roommate in the obnoxious hunk Billy, Jane tells Michael she's lonely for the first of what will be 10,000 times, Jake goes on a date with West Beverly High's Kelly Taylor, a serial killer huffs a woman's workout towel, and Rhonda has one of the worst dates in human history! PLUS: Alex Jones mo...
Mar 26, 2020•55 min
On this week's episode, it's the penultimate listener requested title of 2020 and the gang is forced to talk about the horrendous nü-metal-soaked vampire flick, Queen of the Damned! Where on Earth did they get the idea that this was an appropriate soundtrack to accompany this source material? So Cruise turned down the role, but... Stuart Townsend? And who could possibly care about this vampire research group? PLUS: The New Radicals open for Lestat the Vampire in Death Valley! Queen of the Damned...
Mar 24, 2020•1 hr 49 min
On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star's smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210! Originally airing October 4th, 1990, the pilot introduces us to the Walsh twins, Brenda & Brandon, as they navigate their new school, West Beverly High! Look at all these mullets! Are the Walsh's poor or just Beverly Hills poor? And get a good look at Scott, kids, he ain't gon...
Mar 23, 2020•39 min
On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary , the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute legend. A veteran of the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa was also a—WHOA NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today ! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive patrons-only content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/...
Mar 20, 2020•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness— a.k.a. Listener Request Month —brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest films ever covered on the show, A Sound of Thunder! Why couldn't they get Ben Kingsley for longer? Who is Ed Burns fooling? Could that dinosaur have looked any worse? And why did they bother releasing this at all? PLUS: A fair use-covered review of a mildy-beloved Tom Petty song! A Sound of Thunder stars Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, David Oyelowo, ...
Mar 17, 2020•1 hr 59 min
On this month's patron-requested episode of We Love Movies , the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes' Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris Bueller's Day Off! How quickly should Ed Rooney have been—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive episodes across multiple shows, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Mar 13, 2020•5 min
On this month's [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation , the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears! In the pilot episode, "A New Beginning," which originally aired back on September 14th, 1985, we see a cavalcade of legendary—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://ww...
Mar 12, 2020•4 min
On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! What does it say about Kersey that he's now dreaming up plots to other Death Wish films? How many dummies were destroyed for the creation of this film? And why is Bronson so bad at tapping the mafia's phones? PLUS: Paul Kersey goes undercover with the class of Beverly Hills, 90210! Death Wish 4: The Crackdown stars Charle...
Mar 10, 2020•2 hr 11 min
On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen! Did Gerard Butler have to get naked for that one scene? What's with this ridiculous waiter coming into the jail cell? And isn't Colm Meaney supposed to be in charge here? PLUS: Should execution chambers adopt the Alamo Drafthouse no-talking policy? Law Abiding Citizen stars Gerard Butler, Jaime Foxx, Colm Meaney, Bruce McGill, Leslie Bibb, Richard Portno...
Mar 03, 2020•1 hr 48 min
On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie theater bathroom, buying Legos with Harrison Ford, watching bigoted comedian Gallagher be a jerk, and more! If you want your stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang you want answered on the show, write into the mail bag— weallhatemovies@gmail.com ! And remember, you can always WATCH our Mail Bag episode over on our YouTub...
Mar 02, 2020•1 hr 1 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down hallways? Was this one of the last movies the Rock had hair in? And why do they make Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike's characters so... thirsty for each other? PLUS: A big WHM announcement right up top! Doom stars Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Deobia Oparei, Ben Daniels, Razaaq Adoti, Richard Brake, Al Weaver, and Dexter Fletcher; di...
Feb 25, 2020•1 hr 46 min
On this month's edition of The Nexus , the episodes couldn't be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality! First on TOS , it's the return of intergalactic scumbag, Harry Mudd in, "I, Mudd"! Originally airing on November 3rd, 1967, this episode features classic Trek elements like an army of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, and instantly unlock hours, upon hours of additional exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up to...
Feb 23, 2020•5 min
On this month's Animation Damnation , the gang is talking about the completely absurd garbage experience known as Yogi's Gang! The episode in question, um, "Dr. Bigot," originally aired September 8th, 1973, features a rag-tag group of—HEEEEEY BOO-BOO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly unlock not only this super-solid episode, but hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.pat...
Feb 20, 2020•3 min
On this week's episode, it's the gang's first of what wound up being a two-show night at the legendary Hollywood Improv! Recorded during last year's fall tour, the gang kicked off the LA shows by talking about the beloved '80s classic, Teen Wolf! Hey, was Scott's dad hitting on Boof? Did any kids die after seeing Michael J. Fox surfing on that van? And did that woman sleep with him while he was a dog? PLUS: No, we will not cool our jets, MAAAAAAAAN!! Teen Wolf stars Michael J. Fox, James Hampton...
Feb 18, 2020•1 hr 14 min
On episode three of Making It So , the gang is gaining confidence in the new Trek series as they chat about the episode that finally gets... engaging, "The End is the Beginning"! How rad was it to finally see—HEY NOW! Making It So is a new Star Trek: Picard re-cap show made exclusively for our Patreon subscribers! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe today ! Instantly access this episode along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content! Unlock Exclusive Conte...
Feb 12, 2020•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex romp, Cruel Intentions! Was no one considering the fact that these characters are like 18 tops? What is with Ryan Phillippe's terrible duster? And did we really need this horrendous Joshua Jackson character? PLUS: Chris Cabin falls down a paranoid rabbit hole trying to connect the dots in The Rise of Skywalker! Cruel Intentions stars Ryan Phillippe, Sa...
Feb 11, 2020•2 hr 1 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan! How is this kid sitting at the absolute back of the orphanage not an immediate red flag? Why does this girl dress like it's 1885? And to Hell with this movie tree house! PLUS: Tune into HBO's next hit current events show, Little Dennis Miller Live! Orphan stars Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman, Margo Martindale, and CCH Pounder; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http...
Feb 04, 2020•2 hr 4 min
On the first trip into the Nexus in 2020, the gang is chatting about two spectacularly outrageous episodes of Trek! First on TOS , it's the spooky episode "Catspaw"! Originally airing October 27th, 1967, this episode features everything you expect in science—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly access not only this episode, but literally hundreds of hours of exclusive WHM content! Unlock Exclusive C...
Jan 31, 2020•4 min
