SPOILERS AHEAD FOR STAR TREK: PICARD (OBVIOUSLY)! On the debut episode of Making It So , WHM's all-new Star Trek: Picard recap show, the gang is chatting about the series premiere of the latest Trek endeavor that gets off to a... mostly okay start! How rad is it seeing Picard running his family vineyard? What was with that acid spit bomb device? And boy, can Data sure paint a pretty picture! PLUS: Marvel at the slo-mo car crash that is Andrew trying to explain the Kelvin Timeline! Making It So i...
Jan 29, 2020•43 min
On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and cram three movies into one? Did no one think to call Toretto? And why did the screenwriters feel the need to change location more times than a Bond film? PLUS: A "Prison Paul" movie starring Mel Gibson? It could happen! Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw stars Dwayne Jo...
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 50 min
On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation , the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, 2019—along with the rest of the first season—on Netflix. Could they make this look any more like—whoa, hit the brakes! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content across several different shows, head on over to o...
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday! Why not explore the English woman and Russian guy characters more? Is this protagonist really a huge Beatles fan to begin with? And how did they think ending it this way was acceptable? PLUS: Get OUT OF TOWN with that "cameo." Yesterday stars Himesh Patel, Lily James, Joel Fry, Ed Sheeran, Kate McKinnon, James Corden, Lamorne Morris, and Robert Carlyle; directed by ...
Jan 21, 2020•1 hr 48 min
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, h ead on over to our Patreon and sign up today ! Instantly access this outrageous Palpatine ep along with hours, upon hours Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 17, 2020•3 min
On this month's exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year's studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood! How rad is all the—WHOA, Jack! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly access this episode on OUATIH along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudi...
Jan 16, 2020•6 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen! How in the world is Gerard Butler not the head of the Secret Service by now? Does American Mike have CTE? And why did we need that stupid stinger scene? PLUS: Hey, American Mike, meet your dad's new wife—a skeleton? Angel Has Fallen stars Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Danny Huston, Piper Perabo, Lance Reddick, and Nick Nolte; directe...
Jan 14, 2020•2 hr 2 min
On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy! Who asked for this? No, seriously—who? Why did they cram four movies into this one film? What's with the Lobster Johnson cameo? And come ON with the King Arthur crap! PLUS: Did Hellboy's HQ move to Colorado because they legalized it? Hellboy stars David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sophie Okonedo, Thomas Haden Church, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, and Kristina Klebe as Leni Riefenstahl f...
Jan 07, 2020•1 hr 52 min
CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD! On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the "Skywalker Saga" - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! How bungled did this actually get? What's with all the slap-dash editing? Could they have chilled with those death fake-outs? And how did the Emperor get stuck in one of those claw machines you find in the lobby of a Bennigans? Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywa...
Jan 06, 2020•1 hr 12 min
On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road! Does cinematic stunt work get better than this? It is definitely a career best for Charlize, no? And how sweet would it be to ride on that rock and roll tank? PLUS: No way Immortan Joe could sprint down that hallway! Mad Max: Fury Road stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Zoë Kravitz, and Riley Keough; directe...
Dec 31, 2019•2 hr 17 min
On this month's very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus , the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact! What took Geordi so long to—HALT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I mean, uh, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today ! Instantly unlock this episode, plus hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Dec 27, 2019•7 min
On this month's special Holiday Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about folks dodging airplane marathon pukers, Amish kids watching The Karate Kid, kids opening their presents and playing with them before Christmas, and the dangers of the wretched "Movie Party" idea! PLUS: An actual tutorial some dude made about eating watermelon properly... posted to Pornhub? If you have a question for the gang, or want your stories read on the air, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com ! Unlock Exc...
Dec 26, 2019•50 min
On this week's Christmas Edition of We Love Movies , the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins! How about the great Dick Miller in this movie? How much does that Burger King stick out on the town set? And why is Phoebe Cates serving the Gremlins alcohol? PLUS: Country Funk's Hoyt Axton being fed full meals while sleeping is a thing that's discussed! Gremlins stars Hoyt Axton, Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Corey Feldman, Dick Miller, Frank Welker, and Howie Mandel;...
Dec 24, 2019•1 hr 59 min
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker's beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! Can we make the slang word—E CHU TA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up now . Instantly access this show and hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See o...
Dec 21, 2019•3 min
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, loyal Patreon subscribers! On this month's Animation Damnation , the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting about the beloved Christmas sensation, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Was Burl Ives' snowman facial hair modeled after—HO! HO! HO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly access this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive ...
Dec 20, 2019•5 min
Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you're going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here's a quick taste of how we do television re-caps on the WHM Patreon! Have a listen to this exclusive clip from our latest episode and get ready as we all gear up for next week's season finale! If you dig on what you hear, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today . Instantly access all episode of this show, a...
Dec 19, 2019•3 min
On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating human flesh? What was Lucas thinking with that gleep glop sticking its lips in the camera in the altered version? And is that dude crying over the Rancor showing the first nipples in Star Wars? PLUS: Admiral Ackbar and Grand Moff Tarkin star in the Oscar-winning, Squid Book. Retur...
Dec 17, 2019•2 hr 54 min
On this month's massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back! How cruel is the fate of—whoa, young Jedi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, visit our Patreon and sign up today ! Instantly unlock this show and hours, upon hours of additional bonus content not available anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listene...
Dec 13, 2019•4 min
On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is Nicolas Cage naked under that guitar? Why didn't the movie care at all about those hostages? And is Blimpie still a thing? PLUS: What if Sean Connery played Pennywise? The Rock stars Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, John Spencer, David Morse, William Forsythe, Michael Biehn, John C. McGinley, Bokeem Woodbine, and the great Tony Todd; directed by ...
Dec 10, 2019•1 hr 37 min
On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour , the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY NOW! This show is for subscribers only! To listen to the full episode, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly access this episode along with hours and hours exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/...
Dec 05, 2019•5 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty and Action Boys ' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance! Recorded at the HeadGum studio in Los Angeles, the guys wonder why the screenwriter was willing to die on the hill for that sandwich board sequence? Why is McClane never seen throwing up throughout the day with that hangover? And does that fountain water puzzle actually shake out...
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 38 min
This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS , followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen! First on TOS , it's "The Doomsday Machine!" Originally airing October 20th, 1967, this episode features Spock facing off against a shitty—WHOA THERE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Instantly access this show, along with hours...
Nov 28, 2019•5 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent leg of tour, this show saw the guys asking the important questions, like: what was Mrs. LaRusso smoking and where could they get some? Where did Mr. Miyagi get that Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars? And what's with that neighborhood kid's pig t-shirt? PLUS: Playing the role of Mr. Miyagi on this episode—Peter Falk everyone! The Karate Kid stars Ralph Mac...
Nov 26, 2019•1 hr 16 min
On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A. , what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violence sub-sub-subplot? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura auditions for some non-existent voice over roles in ...
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 38 min
On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour , the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian doesn't have a sick codpiece? And how about Nick Nolte as that Ugnaught?! PLUS: Eric's dream of seeing a bounty hunter droid in action finally comes to pass! The first episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour is being distributed here on the main feed so everyone can get a taste. All futur...
Nov 18, 2019•34 min
On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator . Does the Arnold puppet stand the test of wretched Father Time? Does the Terminator actually kill Bill Paxton's character? And is that confirmation on Arnold's—HEY NOW! This episode is for terminators and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today ! Instantly access this episode along with hours upon hours of exclusive b...
Nov 15, 2019•4 min
On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry! What's with Sandler's character's cartoonish sex addiction? Can firefighters be on the take? And could this film get any more disingenuous? PLUS: Gary Busey goes off-Broadway! I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd, Ving Rhames, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Den...
Nov 12, 2019•2 hr 4 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David , David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation! Where are all the lasers we were promised? Why do the filmmakers play the Sam-Worthington-being-a-robot stuff like it's a huge twist? Who is approving this dialogue for Common? And why didn't this film end with Kyle Reese going back in time? PLUS: Wh...
Nov 05, 2019•1 hr 58 min
On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Gain instant access to not only this episode, but hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www...
Nov 02, 2019•3 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy sci-fi molds for sex toys, movie experts not being believed, the absolute worst "Freddy vs. Jason" screening situation in the history of the world, plus much more! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.pa...
Oct 31, 2019•47 min
