On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald ! In a world where shape-shifting is as easy as sneezing, why couldn't they just re-cast Johnny Depp? How on earth was that ghost dragon fight the climax of the film? And what exactly is an illuminated pervert? PLUS: The guys mix-up about six different movies about three-ways! Fantastic Beas...
Feb 05, 2019•1 hr 45 min•Season 9Ep. 403
On this week's episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREME puppet film ever made, The Happytime Murders ! Wow, could you imagine if a puppet used a curse word? Or could you i- magine if a puppet got shot in the face with a shotgun? Oh, could you just IMAGINE if a puppet was shown ejaculating on camera?! I mean, COULD YOU IMAGINE ?! PLUS: George Lucas bonds with Brian Henson over the thrill of taking beloved franchises to the next level! The...
Jan 29, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Season 9Ep. 402
On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers only! To access the full-length episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 26, 2019•3 min
On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself ! What years are these stupid timelines taking place in? What's with that Dylan cover? And why in the WORLD did we have to sit through Olive Oil: The Motion Picture ?! PLUS: Peter Venkman's Mouse Trap-esque suicide plan! Life Itself stars Oscar Isaac, Olivia Wilde, Annette Bening, Mandy Patinkin, Jean Smart, Olivia Cooke, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Antonio Banderas, Laia...
Jan 22, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Season 9Ep. 401
On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series ! The episode in question, "Law of the Jungle," which originally aired July 18th, 2003, brings up such questions as—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 18, 2019•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru ! What is with that CGI Mike Myers baby head? Who thought the fake Oprah cameo was funny? And most importantly: why does this exist? Plus: Al Michaels watches elephants have intercourse! It's absolutely nuts that we're cruising into 400 episodes and we couldn't have done it without you, the gentle listener. Thanks so much for...
Jan 15, 2019•1 hr 38 min•Season 9Ep. 400
On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 11, 2019•3 min
On this week's show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous online gaming chat come to life, Mile 22 ! What's with the incredible amount of profanity in this script? Does this film have a commercial for a divorce app in it? And what in the WORLD are we doing with those two Russian characters? PLUS: Spider-man gets assassinated by a bunch of holograms! Mile 22 starts Mark Wahlberg, Lauren Cohan, Iko Uwais, John Ma...
Jan 08, 2019•1 hr 38 min•Season 9Ep. 399
On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino -sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ! What's with all the overcompensating shots of—OOPS! This episode is for patrons-only! To download the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jan 04, 2019•10 min
Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual "(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year" month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom ! What is that accent Tom Hardy is doing? How on earth is Eddie Brock affording that sick bachelor pad whilst unemployed? And couldn't they get literally anybody to play the Number Two Heavy? PLUS: Alex Jones interviews Eddie Brock for a reporter position at Info Wars! Venom stars Tom Hardy, Mi...
Jan 01, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Season 9Ep. 397
On this week's episode, the gang celebrates Christmas the only way they know how: talking about the absolutely excellent Tim Burton Batman feature! Is Bruce Wayne drinking the blood of criminals? Was Nicholson calling his own cuts here? And remember the time Jack Palance played Dracula? PLUS: The Joker's plastic surgeon was... not prepared. Batman stars Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl, Pat Hingle, Bill Dee Williams, Michael Gough, and Jack Palance; directed by Tim Burto...
Dec 25, 2018•2 hr 12 min•Season 9Ep. 396
On this month's very special We Love Movies -inspired edition of the The Nexus , the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan ! Would you look at Kirk's killer—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Dec 20, 2018•9 min
On this week's holiday cheer-filled We Love Movies , the gang chats about the beloved Christmas? movie, It's a Wonderful Life ! How exactly did this become a film people love watching at Christmas? What's with tossing rocks through that abandoned house for good luck? And look on in awe as Jimmy Stewart berates a teacher over the phone... after berating a house full of children! PLUS: The entire life and career of Hollywood legend, Jimmy the Crow! It's a Wonderful Life stars James Stewart, Donna ...
Dec 18, 2018•2 hr 7 min•Season 9Ep. 395
On this month's We Love Movies -inspired episode of Animation Damnation , the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero cartoon to ever exist, Batman: The Animated Series ! The episode in question, "Almost Got 'im," originally aired on November 10th 1992 and features such amazing BTAS moments as—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe now ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/w...
Dec 14, 2018•3 min
On this week's all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future ! How exactly do Doc and Marty know each other? What's the deal with George's peeping? And look at all the manure! PLUS: Doc Brown becomes that annoying old guy who hangs around Burger King all day seeking attention by talking to the staff non-stop about nothing! Back to the Future stars Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Thomas F. Wilson, Claudia Wells,...
Dec 11, 2018•2 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 394
On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars ! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! If you don't yet have access to this exclusive, extra-long episode, check out this extended preview clip and have a listen to what yo...
Dec 07, 2018•14 min
This week on We Love Movies , the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day ! Is Robert Patrick's handsome visage the factory default for the T-1000? Who else was wanting more Danny Cooksey? And are S. Epatha Merkerson and Joe Morton's characters still hot and heavy? PLUS: Jesse Ventura lobbies Arnold for a very important supporting role! Terminator 2: Judgment Day stars Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Edward Furlo...
Dec 04, 2018•2 hr 11 min•Season 9Ep. 392
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more! There's one more Mail Bag episode left for 2018, so get your holiday-themed letters in now! Write in to weallhatemovies@gmail.com ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 30, 2018•46 min
On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h ! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have the villain repeatedly shoot a child? And how long is it until those factory workers stage a coup? PLUS: Jesse Ventura subs in for Richie's personal trainer! Ri¢hie Ri¢h stars Macaulay Culkin, Edward Herrmann, John Larroquette, Jonathan Hyde, and Michael McShane; directed by Donald...
Nov 27, 2018•1 hr 46 min•Season 9Ep. 391
On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves ! Who signed off on ANY of these accents? What is with that witch? And was there any scenery left after Rickman was done beautifully chewing it all down? PLUS: Look out for Arrow Cam! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves stars Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Mary Elizab...
Nov 20, 2018•1 hr 54 min•Season 9Ep. 390
On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek! First, over on TOS , it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http:...
Nov 19, 2018•5 min
On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving ! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like—OOPS! This show is for patrons only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 16, 2018•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One ! What's with putting Jet Li in all those silly wigs? Who decided to QUADRUPLE-DOWN on the nü-metal soundtrack? And does anyone remember One Night at McCool's ? PLUS: Christopher Lambert is feeling very, very litigious! The One stars Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Jason Statham, Carla Gugino, Dean Norris, and, somehow, Mark Borchardt; directed by James Wong. Unlock Exclusive Content!: ht...
Nov 13, 2018•1 hr 41 min•Season 9Ep. 389
On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat , live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas ! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http:...
Nov 08, 2018•5 min
On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat ! Why is Mike Myers doing Linda Richman for this Cat voice? How did that erection joke make its way out of the editing bay? And how did anyone think this was for children? PLUS: Ed Gein wins an Academy Award! The Cat in the Hat stars Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Kelly Preston, Amy Hill, and Sean Hayes; d...
Nov 06, 2018•1 hr 43 min•Season 9Ep. 387
On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster ! What's with that pharmacist's brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder's facial hair is! And how about that jaw rip? PLUS: God hates genies! Wishmaster stars Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Robert Englund, Chris Lemmon, and George 'Buck' Flower; directed by Robert Kurtzman. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystu...
Oct 30, 2018•1 hr 49 min•Season 9Ep. 386
On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a contest of dubious motivation, and one guy who almost lost everything just to meeting Doug "Pinhead" Bradley in the forest! We're now collecting emails for our November edition of the Mail Bag, so if you want your stories read on the air, or have question...
Oct 28, 2018•43 min
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek ! First over on TOS , it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 26, 2018•5 min
On this week's all-new entry in the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang is tackling the Old Navy-styled, totally hip, post- Scream talky-talk chiller— Urban Legend ! Why did Brad Dourif have to be creepier than usual when trying to save that woman's life? Why is there only one campus security officer for the entire school? And how is that dean allowed to just ban the police from campus? PLUS: Loose Loomis ain't got nothin' on Tara Reid's call-in show! Urban Legend stars Jared Leto, Alicia Witt...
Oct 23, 2018•1 hr 42 min•Season 9Ep. 385
On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing ! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 19, 2018•4 min
