This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame On this episode of WHM On-Screen , the gang is chatting about the little known box-office flop, Avengers: Endgame! Who made it through the whole thing without using the bathroom? Who had what spoiled? And what minor, fun, harmless detail did Chris Cabin hate? PLUS: Stop talking about the movie you just saw when you're in the bathroom on your way out! Avengers: Endgame stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlet...
May 03, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Season 9Ep. 1
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the Mouse Trap-esque horror film, Final Destination! What is with all the shots of Devon Sawa's bedroom fan? Would this film have been better in its intended form, an X-Files episode? Why did all the characters need to have names of famous directors and actors? And what's with all the tasteless use of real plane crash footage? PLUS: It turns out that guy from The Terminal was a real pervert! Final Destination stars Devon Sawa, Ali Larter, Kerr S...
Apr 30, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Season 9Ep. 418
On this month's voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another... not so excellent one. First, on TOS, it's one of the best episodes of television ever produced, "The City on the Edge of Forever"! Originally airing April 6th, 1967, this classic episode features—WHOOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatem...
Apr 28, 2019•6 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than- Shrek , Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What's the deal with this magical—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. For access to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Apr 27, 2019•3 min
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the creepy, magic-filled teen comedy, 17 Again! How did tiny Zac Efron grow an extra 2 1/2 feet to become Matthew Perry? Why did we need so much time with the Thomas Lennon side plot? And did Brian Doyle-Murray rip off Steve Zissou's wardrobe? PLUS: Nobody needs those fancy bowling alleys! 17 Again stars Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, Brian Doyle-Murray, Thomas Lennon, Michelle Trachtenberg, Sterling Knight, Melora Hardin, and Jim Gaffigan; di...
Apr 23, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Season 9Ep. 417
We're unlocking the WHM Vault as a special 4/20 gift to present a Patreon bonus episode to the masses! Over a year ago, we released this episode on Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance , but if you weren't subscribed to our Patreon, you didn't have access—so here's your chance to see what you're missing! Check out this episode and then head over to our Patreon and sign up today to unlock HOURS of extra WHM episodes, along with other shows and commentaries! It's also no coincidence that we're releasi...
Apr 20, 2019•1 hr 37 min
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake! How impressive is it that Bruce manages to participate in—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Apr 19, 2019•5 min
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to McClane Country to talk about the third Die Hard sequel, the old man cop/cyber-thriller mash-up, Live Free or Die Hard! Why didn't they let Olyphant out of that van? Where did Bruce's eyebrows go? And why couldn't they have McClane give Zeus Carver or Al Powell a call? PLUS: "Bill Nighy" blows mad rails! Live Free or Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long, Maggie Q, Cliff Curtis, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Kevin Smith; directed ...
Apr 16, 2019•1 hr 48 min•Season 9Ep. 415
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is "hammerhead" a slur? What exactly was in this guy's—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want instant access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Apr 12, 2019•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang is heading back to Far Far Away to chat about the dreadful, award-winning sequel, Shrek 2! What's with all the extraordinarily large bosoms in this movie? Why does Puss in Boots immediately start calling Shrek "boss"? And what were they thinking with all these donkey/dragon mashup babies? PLUS: Mario Mario loses out on Yankees tickets! Shrek 2 stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett, and Jennifer ...
Apr 09, 2019•1 hr 40 min•Season 9Ep. 414
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Griffin Newman into the studio to chat about the dumb fun that is Pet Sematary (1989)! Why didn't the town just vote to lower that speed limit? Can beer bottles get buried in the cemetery and come back to life as FULL beers? And was that kid really laid to rest (the first time) in that Tom Petty hat? PLUS: Be sure to catch Griffin on Amazon's The Tick when it returns for SEASON TWO, this Friday, April 5th! Pet Sematary stars Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne, De...
Apr 02, 2019•2 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 413
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who threw up during Dude, Where's My Car? , had a botched audition for a Troma film, totally beefed on a prom outfit, and one fella who paused a genocide documentary at one of the worst possible parts while watching on a plane. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies...
Mar 29, 2019•55 min
On this month's Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation , both of which are incredibly weird in their own ways! First up, on DS9 , it's "Distant Voices," which originally aired April 10th, 1995. It features exciting elements like—WHOA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and subscribe today ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://w...
Mar 29, 2019•6 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90's action film that "borrows" from about 3 or 4 other 90's action films—it's Chill Factor! Who thought these two were a good pair? Why ditch the ice cream truck halfway through the film? And how did this disgraced army colonel go to prison a loser and come out a savvy, euro-trash, cyber terrorist? PLUS: What if Marty and Doc didn't get to travel through time? Chill Factor stars Cuba Gooding Jr., S...
Mar 26, 2019•1 hr 53 min•Season 9Ep. 412
On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation , the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella! The episode in question—oy—"Beauty and the Obese" originally aired June 26th, 2003, features embarrassingly dated elements like—WHOOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 23, 2019•3 min
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth! What's with that mini-golf course? Could they have done any worse with that CGI cow leg? And what's going on with Travolta's Hot Topic boots? PLUS: That's not a potty cam, L. Ron just has a bee in the bathroom! Battlefield Earth stars Barry Pepper, John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, and Kelly Preston; directed...
Mar 19, 2019•1 hr 46 min•Season 9Ep. 411
On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you are a subscriber, feel free to delete this instantly! But if you haven't subscribed yet, give this clip a listen to see what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/list...
Mar 15, 2019•6 min
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel! What the hell is a Kree again? Look at all the creative ways kitty litter can be used! And taking a moment to remember the one and only jay-smoking genius, Stan Lee! Captain Marvel stars Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Ben Mendelsohn, Annette Bening, Clark Gregg, and Lee Pace; directed by Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies ...
Mar 13, 2019•40 min
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes! Is this the only time in his career Goldblum couldn't fake the funk? Shouldn't they have shown Cyndi Lauper's psychic spirit friend? And who was laughing at that terrible prolonged death scene? PLUS: Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Peter Falk played Hannibal Lecter, the chianti keeps flowing! Vibes stars Cyndi Lauper, Jeff Goldblum, Peter Falk, Googy Gress...
Mar 12, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Season 9Ep. 409
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mar 08, 2019•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Sweet job at the casting call, Hollywood! What's with all the parkour? And what kind of an accent was Jake G. shooting for? PLUS: Say hello to the Buddy Brigade, Hollywood's nicest gang of friends! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, Steve Toussaint, Toby Kebbell, an...
Mar 05, 2019•1 hr 40 min•Season 9Ep. 408
On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this episode, we're shown such enticing things like—WHOOPS! This episode is for paid subscribers only! To check out the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! You're currently missing out on hours and hours of unheard WHM m...
Feb 28, 2019•7 min
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling sensation, Randy Blaaaa-Blaaaaare! The Island stars Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou, Se...
Feb 26, 2019•1 hr 56 min•Season 9Ep. 407
Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The Whoopster, who will get Farina'd, The Bet, and more! Tune into the Oscar broadcast on Sunday night and tweet along with the show using our annual tag: #WHMOscars! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 22, 2019•1 hr 8 min
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 22, 2019•4 min
On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous romantic slasher, Valentine! Why couldn't they style David Boreanaz's character differently so he didn't look exactly like Angel? Where was the faculty at that school dance? And who would let this deadbeat internet startup guy crash at their house? PLUS: Wallace Shawn stars in Die Hard! Valentine stars David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Jessica Cauffi...
Feb 19, 2019•1 hr 47 min•Season 9Ep. 406
On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole show—plus dozens of hours of more sweet WHM content— head on over to our Patreon page and sign up ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 15, 2019•7 min
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented "Faces of Death" with their father, and one person who even oversaw a good, old-fashioned Multiplex Shitpocalypse! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or have a legit question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http...
Feb 14, 2019•51 min
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want ? How much did it pain Mel to have to sing and dance and put on lipstick for this film? Why did they bother with that suicide subplot? And have two actors had less chemistry on screen than Helen Hunt and Mel Gibson in this film? PLUS: Alan Alda gets notes from the future! What Women Want stars Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, Alan Al...
Feb 12, 2019•1 hr 58 min•Season 9Ep. 404
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Feb 08, 2019•4 min
