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Gode told this yarn when we were recording last week and it feels like the perfect Ashes timed story really. We don't know why we have never gone through it before. But we are very glad we have now! A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Clothes π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
This week: β Our almost dream day with Kerry O'Keeffe β Travis Head doing all sorts β Going through the Family Tree of AFL Draftees β Leigh & Gode's world famous David Jones Skit A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Clothes π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
This week: β Where would Gode rate a Flax Seed Egg? β Is umpiring with a beer okay? β Mickus makes an important phone call β A rare mistake when bird watching A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Clothes π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
This week: β Should you laugh at the word 'Fartlek' β Skin had a rough homeowner initiation β The AFL has a genius new finals structure β Haven't had a caller since 'Nam', but we've now had one in 'Nam' We would love to know your thoughts around a Q&A type of setup at the live show too! A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Clothes π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
This week: β Skin on the soda waters β Gode the Office Cricket Spin Wizard β AUS v IND ODI's β Place names that should exist If you want to follow Skin's 75 hard journey and soda water drinking, the easiest way is probably in the WGTC Whoop group. Get a free WHOOP and one month free when you join with our link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Clothes π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on ...
Sometimes you get to talk to people who got the chocolates, and Matthew Hayden is definitely that. So we were pumped. Here's what we went over: β Swimming with Sharks β Running Nude at the MCG β Whether Skin can still make it β If Haydos is available for selection in the Ashes β Why he likes the chair he is sitting on! A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Clothes π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
This week: β Are there bad times for beers? β Gode's brief and confusing foray into bodybuilding β Smut Reading Contest: Who's got the voice for it? β Silent Auction: Is Table Tennis a Winter Olympic Sport? If you want to follow Skin's 75 hard journey the easiest way is probbaly in the WGTC Whoop group. He won't see anything obviously, but you can see the strain scores he is racking up. Get a free WHOOP and one month free when you join with our link: https://join.whoop.com/thechocs EXCLUSIVE Nor...
This week: β Presidential Quote or Comedian? β English listeners' Ashes predictions β Best nicknames we've been sent β Mickusβ game: Itβs Not About the Money (butβ¦ it is) A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Merch π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
This week: β Underrated jokes that surely deserved more love β Cricket season updates β Wedding bangers playlist β A weird game of Whatβs Longer? A couple things that may interest you: ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Grab your Chocs Merch π² Facebook Snippets & Chaos π₯ Full Video Episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Rump Records, Cold Ones & Career Advice This week: π Rump Record Attempt β One listener took the challenge on. π» Beer Hypotheticals β Godeβs scenarios are very pub-themed. π Brisbane: Sporting Capital β Forget Melbourne. Brisbane are too good. πΌ Ben Huntβs Career Options β New gigs for the Broncos legend, courtesy of us. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and more hypothetical beers than actual beers (unfortunately for some but not for Skin currently). ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Chocs Merch ...
Longevity, Premiers & Imposters This week: ποΈ Must or Dust β βNot everyone needs a podcast" we're hearing. π¦ Brisbane Lions Recap β Leigh went to the Grand Final and lived to tell the tale. π Rump Record β A behind-the-scenes moment youβll wish stayed behind the scenes. π₯ Chocs Ep 300 β Somehow, weβre still going. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and proof that a few microphones and some spare time can last 300 weeks. ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Chocs Merch π₯ Full video episodes on YouTube...
This week: π Namestorming a UE Boom ποΈ Should Leigh go to the AFL Grand Final? β³ Friend of the Show πΊ Whatβs the Time, Mr Wolf? If you listen to this episode on a speaker, you can give it a new name by halfway through the episode. Huge news. ποΈ Live Show Tickets ποΈ Chocs Merch (Great for golf days) π₯ Full video episodes π² Facebook snippets & highlights Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
'That Guy', Head-butting and Shower Time This week: ποΈ "That Guy" from Your Town β Every hometown has oneβ¦ and we heard about yours. π Open-Eyed Technique β Leigh reflects on his own kissing mechanics. πΏ Shower Shaming β Skin sets a record for time spent under hot water. π΅ Reverse Song Game β Skin flips tracks backwardsβ¦ and we try guess them. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a serious discussion about eye contact (during a smooch). ποΈ Live Show Tickets. ποΈ Chocs Merch (Perfect Post-Sho...
Team Songs, Name Crimes & Shower Shocks This week: π Gode still waiting for that Team Song β Leigh got the chocolates in the WGTC Cup. π§Ό Youβve Been Showering Wrong β The internet tells us how to do it (there is a lot of disagreement). β Names That Shouldnβt Exist β Apparently all are real! π§ First Name Challenge β Gode quizzes us on the names we definitely should know (but donβt). Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a full scrub of Uranus. ποΈ Chocs Merch (Clean, Unlike This Episode). π₯...
Hygiene Fails, Sporting Feats & Multilingual Mischief This week: πΏ Leighβs Hygiene Disaster β One of the most uncomfortable public moments in Chocs history. π Skin vs. Jonathan Thurston β An accidental staring comp with an NRL legend. π― 147s, 9-Darters & Sports Perfection β We attempt to understand elite sporting feats. π How to Say Penis Around the World β Mickus takes us on a deeply educational journey. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a new level of cultural awareness (sort of)...
Extra Curriculars, Angry Gode & Sheep-Related Mishaps This week: π Skinβs After Hours Activity β Heβs found a direct line. π Godeβs Weekend Observation β Something caught his eye and absolutely fired him up . π Mickus vs the Sheep β An encounter in Dunedin that nobody saw coming. π·οΈ Nickname Hall of Fame β We go through your very best submissions. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and the weird things that the council get up to in New Zealand! βοΈ Jetstarβs Get On Board Sale is live! Book a...
Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection Aches This week: π Engagement Details Drop β Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually went down. π Delusional Beliefs β Mickus is certain he could swim all day. π Shadow Cricket Confessions β Gode is happy for it to continue! π§ Silent Auction Trivia β How many Olympic gold medallists can we name under pressure? Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a wedding proposal that was brought undone by a backpack. π’ Got something to say? Join the sh...
Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leighβs hypothetical retirement, this one is as rogue as Gode's general language. Plus, thereβs a movie rec thrown in no spoilers (almost). This week: π£οΈ Inside Jokes from the Group Chat β Comprehension here is difficult. π¬ Movie Recommendation β We watched it but you also should. π Leighβs Retirement Tributes β Gode prepares just in case. π¦ Godeβs Grab Bag β Semi Fam...
Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award! This week: π» The Great Hand Dryer Debate β Some of these suck (and blow air). π Panthers: Cheats or Elites? β We argue. πΊοΈ NZ Landmark or Made-Up Phrase? β A quiz with suspiciously scenic answers. π₯ Friend of the Show Award β A very creative detour. Hit play now for a laugh and a tip of the cap to another engaged podcast host. ποΈ Chocs gear is ready to roll. π₯ Live show tickets for Brisbane! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
π Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry. Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Harry Potter spells, and identify are favourite Kiwi music artists. This week: π§ Harry Potter Spell or Muscle? β Can we tell the difference between wizardry and anatomy? πΆ Songs That Slap: Australia/NZ Edition β A real Trans-Tasman battle. π€ Namestorming a Robot Lawn Mower β Give us a mow-ment. π¬ Happy Gilmore 2 Review β Should it exist? π Leigh's...
Coldplay and Words we Might not Say! The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things happening in Rugby and we find out just how hard it is to spell Irish names. Plus, thereβs a Gen Z slang game that exposes one of us. This week: π What came first: the Harry Potter book or the rugby player? πΊ The Coldplay concert seemed nice. π§ βFictionaryβ returns with Gen Z phrases that leave us stunned. π§ Spelling Bee With a Twist: Irish na...
Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh & Skin being late so we had to talk about that. But also this week: π Birthday Gifts β A life hack for the ages. π¬ School Flicks β A nostalgia trip back to movie days at school. π€ Why We Hate Collingwood β Apparently there is no single explanation. 𧩠Who Am I? β Mickus has invented a brand new game. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and more love...
The Thinkerβs Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You) Weβre back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this weekβ¦ in fact couldn't be further from the truth. Here's what weβve got for you: πββοΈ Gold Coast Marathon Recap β Who finished, who flopped, who needs new knees. β³ Hole-in-One vs Perfect Game (Round 2) β The debate rolls on. π Rugby League for Beginners β We pick a team for an English listener to support (unfortunate for them). π§ Trivia Time β Gode delivers a marathon-the...
Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony This week we're joined by Jana , who brings farm life knowledge and a reluctant willingness to play Perfect Partners can she match answers with her husband? π Hole-in-One Presentation β Godeβs big golf moment, immortalised (sort of). π Perfect Partners: Jana Edition β Relationship test or just intriguing confessions? πΈ Namestorming a Ukulele & Banjo β Musical instruments deserve ridiculous names too. π§ Google Feud...
Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages This week: π€ Skinβs Dream Diary β His daughter is producing monologues. π Leigh Wins State of Origin β Well his version of it. π± Social Sins & Wins β Finally... someone explains what POV actually means. π Orcas in Hats β You were as surprised as you are. π§ New Word Game β Skin steals like an artist. If this episode doesnβt make sense, well we get that but we can't do much to help you π Homework is below. Drop us a note when y...
Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly) This week: π§ββοΈ What even is a Keith? β We try to define why itβs accidentally become an insult. π Explaining Cricket to Newcomers β It's real hard hey! π₯Ύ Trail Running Recap β Scenic views, sore legs, and a parody song. ποΈ Godeβs New Podcast Elevator Pitch β A bold new take on what this show actually is. Hit play now for laughs, poor singing, and a full-blown recap of a fairly awkward moment! ποΈ Clothes falling apart? Get y...
Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness This week: π State of Origin selection β Fairly self absorbed version. β Coffee order hypotheticals β That are strangely real. β½ Angeβs Next Move? β We pitch some totally reasonable new careers. π€ Do we need meet & greets? β And should they be called something cooler? π Spelling Bee β Is hypochondria even a real word? Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a a best on ground performance from Skin. ποΈ Need fresh gear? Get your Chocs...
Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction Game This week: π Funniest Town Names β Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief. π οΈ Nicknames for Tradies β From Sparkies to Brikkiesβ¦ some are questionable, but all are laughable. β Questions Only β A segment where you can only speak in questions. π¬ Celebrity Category Rankings (AβG) β One letter at a time. One argument at a time. π«£ New Game: Silent Auction β Gode turns up the pressure in a frantic listing challenge. Hit play now f...
Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of Everything This week: π·οΈ Describe Your Ex as a Brand β Skin has chosen the best. π Perfect Partners: Leighβs Turn β Can he read Rochelleβs mind? No is the simple answer. πΆ What Even Is a Nepo Baby? β Not convinced this is correct. But hopefully Ross Lyon can explain it. π§ New Game: Whatβs the Origin...al? β Did this State of Origin event or life event happen first? Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and the most savage brand comparisons youβve ever heard. οΏ½...
Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & Smut This week: π Perfect Partners β Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wivesβ minds? π Skinβs Stats is back β The jingle alone is worth the listen. π€ Try Not to Say βEβ β Easily the hardest challengeβ¦ damn it. π°π· South Korea Trip Wrap β Judge Judy isn't allowed there. π New Game: Smut or Not? β Leigh reads aloud, you judge. This week it is important to ask you to check out Jetstar's flights to South Korea and see if a trip might take your fancy! Yo...
