Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff! This week: 📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your vocal chords. 🧢 Nicknames return – Some we think are the best we have been sent. 🏉 What was Jerome Luai’s dad thinking? – Genuine question. 🛠️ Mickus’ crack moment – Workplace fashion fail or calculated move? 🤯 End-of-episode guessing game – Again we just suck. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and ten of the worst questions you'll hear. 🛍️ Need fresh gear? G...
May 14, 2025•44 min
Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights! This week: 👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for everyone concerned. Check out the Avenger work boot here - https://www.worklocker.com.au/collections/bata 🤔 Gode in full kit... for the wrong team? – An intriguing Hypothetical. ⛳ Top 5 Moments from Hole-in-One – As good as we can do given the embargo. 🎶 Songs That Slap – A playlist you didn’t know you needed. 🧠 Trivia – We suck. We’re in South Korea this w...
May 07, 2025•53 min
Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio! This week: ⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge. 💬 Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst corners of the internet. 🧼 Loofah debate – Are they still in fashion or officially dust? 📱 Writing Skin’s new Instagram bio – It gets kind of weird. Hit play now for laughs, practice podcasting, and a classic golf joke brought to life. 🛍️ You may want some fresh gear ? 🎥 Want more? Full video episodes...
Apr 30, 2025•49 min
Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics This week: 🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the line (hypothetically). ☠️ Death, Taxes, And... – What things are certain in life? 🏏 Congregate Round – Should the BBL consider a Magic/Gather round style event? 🧮 Are You Smarter Than A Skin Grader? – Grade four was too easy, so we're trying out a 5th grade to 9th grade math quiz! Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some embarrassing attempts at b...
Apr 23, 2025•48 min
Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist This week: 🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these would get you in real strife. 🍻 Gather Round recap – Leigh tried to dodge shouting… with a very strange method. 🍽️ Build your own Masters Menu – Unlimited budget yet somehow we have pistachio nuts. ⛳ Reverse Malachi – We guess golfers based on the dumb nicknames we made up. Hit play now for laughs, puns, and a new deal we need your help with! 🛍️ Ne...
Apr 16, 2025•48 min
Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns! This week: 🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy. 🧮 Could we pass a 4th grade maths test? – A million dollars is on the line (hypothetically). 🗣️ Sayings you’ve never heard – Some of these can't possibly be real. 🧠 Pun-demonium (New Game!) – We don't practice this stuff... until now. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some super ordinary pun attempts. 🛍️ Need fresh gear? Get your Chocs merch here . 🎥 ...
Apr 09, 2025•43 min
This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub story. By the way, plenty of you seemed to have those stories. It’s short, chaotic, and full of reasons to try and not get quite so inebriated at the next wedding you go to! 🎤 Back Thursday with your regular episode. Love you x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 07, 2025•22 min
The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land'. This week: 💍 Wedding Horror Story – Not the dress! 🍷 Whine of the Week – Gode off the long run. 🍻 Who Would You Get a Beer With? – Some strong/ tough match ups. 🎤 Finish in the Lyrics – What song do we clearly always sing wrong. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a factually incorrect Matchbox Twenty reference. 🛍️ Need fresh gear? Get ...
Apr 02, 2025•45 min
The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations! This week: 👀 Unsolicited DPIC – That’s DPIC with a “C” on purpose. 🎭 Cheating Allegations – Gode is pointing the finger, but there are more fingers getting involved. 🌟 Unhinged Reviews – We've have found the best and worst of the internet, 🎯 Slogo Game – A test of slogans, speed, and memory maybe? Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some questionable cont...
Mar 26, 2025•43 min
Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game! This week: 💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than others. 🏎️ Formula 1 Recap – A chaotic weekend for the first race of the season! 🔠 The Second Letter Game – A challenge that’ll break your brain. 📢 Perfect Sponsorships Don’t Exist – But they do when we write them. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and possibly your next impulse buy idea. 📚 Homework: Last week for your input! Take the WGTC Podcast Surve...
Mar 19, 2025•46 min
Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game! This week: 🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this... 🗣️ Two new expressions learned – Gode knows all of them! 💼 Job fails from the Choccies – Some absolute shockers. 🪙 Heads or tails? – The real odds might surprise you. 🤔 New game: Slightly famous person or my friend? – Hilarious, but quite difficult! Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and another bold scientific claim . 📚 Homework: We need your input! T...
Mar 12, 2025•39 min
Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding! This week: 🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them all! 🌪️ Namestorming a Cyclone – Quite topical currently. ⚡ Glenn Phillips is a freak – Genuine velcro hands. 📝 Funniest Test Answers – Kids = unintentional comedy geniuses. 🏆 The Most Famous Todd – The game nobody knew they needed. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and another Emma Watson mention. 🛍️ Cyclones are a great time to wear hoodies we'v...
Mar 05, 2025•42 min
Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers! This week: 🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house? ⛳ Hole-in-one odds – How likely is it, really? 🎬 Movie makeovers – Change one letter and create a totally new film. 📝 Spelling Bee showdown – Words were spelled, confidence was shattered. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some seriously questionable logic. 📢 Your turn: What’s your best one-letter movie change ? Send us a message, an email or drop it in ...
Feb 26, 2025•44 min
A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy! This week: 🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means. 🤝 Mickus: Best mates with everyone – Or so he claims. 🤣 Gode drops a top 3 pun of all time – Not just on this podcast, maybe anywhere. 🎵 Human Shazam controversy – Things get heated over rap. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and potential friendship fraud. 📢 Where does Gode's pun rank in terms of top We Got The Chocolates moments? Send in your rank...
Feb 19, 2025•42 min
Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both. 💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious). 😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter? 🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work out if there are own goals in basketball. What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Send it in! Need a Valentines gift for your signifi...
Feb 12, 2025•47 min
Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week: Leigh was robbed … but only of his clothes. Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe! Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint. Punk Song or Quote? – Surprisingly harder than it sounds. Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat …only telling you in case you think you might like one . Hit play now! 📢 Your turn – What’s your biggest sporting ick ? Drop it in the comments or send us a voice note! Hosted...
Feb 05, 2025•47 min
Jana is with us this week … and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said! Here’s what’s on the menu: Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' guide on being socially useful. Worst Proposal Ideas – are these really that bad? Getting the Chocs in the Classroom – We're basically teachers again. ...
Jan 29, 2025•49 min
We’ve made some terrible choices this week … and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head. Here’s what’s on the menu: Nick-Namestorm for Baby Maeve – because every baby needs a top drawer nickname. Who Would You Rather Be Sponsored By – t...
Jan 22, 2025•52 min
You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu: Leigh Can't Dance – some would have assumed but he's now been told very directly. Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst of the internet. Crowd Catching – Leigh thinks he's been at 2000 games of ...
Jan 15, 2025•50 min
Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli's next career moves sorted out. Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's mum) needs a name for Maeve to call her and it can't be Nanny, and Gode found the worst cad...
Jan 08, 2025•49 min
How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawless system adhered to, we now present you what we think are the Top 10 Moments from the We Got The Chocolates Podcast for the year 2024! We would love...
Jan 01, 2025•47 min
Be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube ! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos! This week we ran into the one and only Adam Gilchrist... And completely deck chaired (folded under pressure). And that really set the theme for the episode. A couple of The Chocs are feeling the pressure in their love life and have turned to us for ad...
Dec 18, 2024•41 min
We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do's and Don'ts from our own travel experiences. Actually we certainly focus more on the Don'ts. We have a piece of advice for all journalists covering cricket this summer. There are more nicknames for mates and some of them are so specific they require a bit of back story! Here is how it went: Heat v Cold Listen to the Chocs Media... Simmer Japan Tr...
Dec 11, 2024•46 min
We are joined this week by Tim Naki, who has amassed a major following by betting 10c for every follower on the blackjack table. We learn plenty about the strategy of Blackjack, come up with a nickname for his friend Rob, and Gode and Tim ambush the podcast to bond over horse racing. Hell of a fun chat with Tim! Hope you enjoy. You can follow Tim on Instagram here . Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content ...
Dec 04, 2024•46 min
Jana is ready and raring to confirm whether some of the 'Icks' Women have for Men, that we see on social media, are actually real. Fair to say that Leigh and Skin feel very targeted in this segment! Gode has some things he needs to get off his chest in a new small segment where he moans about things that annoy him. Oh he also wants it sponsored immediately. Leigh retells his and Mickus' flawless planning session from their golf day last week and we try get to the bottom of why Australians don't ...
Nov 27, 2024•42 min
There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking for in his quest for the Ultimate Slapper. Leigh, Skin and Mickus all contributed deckchair moments to society last week, and Gode's reaction to each of them will absolutely not disappoint you. We get half a voice memo, a great Trivia game and a new Friend of the Show all within this episode. Oh and ChatGPT has written a diss track back at Gode! Her...
Nov 20, 2024•47 min
Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on fire domestically across the weekend. Lyric Substitut-Skin got a revamp and it is back with a vengeance. The game also provides some real diamond and deckchair moments. We learn plenty of new terms in Fictionary but most importantly... create the greatest podcasting award ever known. Here is how it things went: Celebrity Drama The Number Plate Game ...
Nov 13, 2024•45 min
Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before. We have some cracking Listen to the Chocs including a Halloween story that is more bad luck than bad management! Nicknames are something we use a lot in day to day life so we dive into some of the funniest nicknames we have had sent in! With the US election happening this week Skin wanted to go through some Real or Fake pledges that politicians h...
Nov 06, 2024•48 min
Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you don't hear it, but it really does set the tone for the episode this week. We named a Tesla, gave credit to some under-appreciated achievements you guys have notched up that weren't fussed over enough at the time and tried a new game! Footage of Skin being run out has gone viral and we come to a staggering realisation about the pogs. Here is what you...
Oct 29, 2024•48 min
Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We have a Joke of the Week segment for you this week but this time with a twist, the jokes are from the latest “Don’t Laugh Challenge” YouTube video! Making mistakes is in our nature but Skin has some of the biggest mistakes people have made whilst at work. We get Megan on the phone this week to talk about her and her partner Jordan's anniversary gift...
Oct 23, 2024•47 min
