Imagine if you will, a time before the pandemic and lockdown, more importantly, a time before Halloween 2018 was released. Masks weren't a mandate, and Michael Myers' return was simply a trailer giving us all hope for the best. Well, with this re-release of ep. 58, we travel back to that time, 2018, to revisit a We Belong Dead Spotlight Episode, as a companion piece to Paul Waller's 1995 pt. 2 episode, in which he and Lono discuss Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions. In this episode of We Belong De...
May 03, 2024•2 hr 4 min
Lono here! Wanna hear me ramble on about how incredible Late Night with the Devil is? Well, this is the Fresh Grave for you! Made spectacularly by the Cairnes Bros., with a killer cast led by the masterful David Dastmalchian, Late Night with the Devil left me in quite a spooky haze. Hear all about it here and now with this brand new Fresh Grave! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #HorrorMovies #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #LateNightWithTheDevil #NightOwls #JackDelroy #T...
May 02, 2024•37 min
Welcome, dearest Deaders, to a brand-new series! Lono here, to introduce you all to Tony, and his charmingly demented ramblings about our beloved genre. In this incredibly fun pilot episode, Tony introduces himself and his unique approach to horror. From video stores and those glorious VHS covers, to classics that stick with you for life, Tony has ya covered! So, fire up a joint, and have those munchies ready, as we start our journey, spending a bit of time, not always in focus, but always cozy,...
Apr 19, 2024•39 min
Hoo boy, what a ride! This episode we get more of that sweet, sweet Kevin Pollak goodness, learn more about The Legion/Order/Whatever Else, Ruber is sweepy and straight up sets a guy on fire, and we get the raddest firefight ever seen that revolves around a hair comb. All of that and so much more awaits you on Dude, Where’s My Room! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you ...
Apr 16, 2024•41 min
It’s time to get weird, kiddies. But that’s what you came here for, right? This episode, we get a bit unhinged (and by “we”, I mostly mean Lono) as we talk horror news, Ian’s recent travels, Lynchian strangeness, The Last Drive In and the correct way to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and Lono takes a turn as your favorite stoner Andy Rooney. Add to that a very polarizing Scare Exchange, and you’ve got one helluva ride ahead of you with We Belong Dead 126! Have any questions or comments for us? ...
Apr 14, 2024•2 hr 11 min
Come along with us, dear listeners, as we delve deeper into the mysteries of The Lost Room. In this episode, shadowy organizations are revealed, Weasels are stripped, impenetrable fortresses are penetrated, and friends become enemies who become murderers. All that and so much more on Episode 2 of Dude, Where’s My Room? Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this ...
Apr 04, 2024•40 min
Your favorite horror nerds are back in the studio to provide you with the auditory nourishment that you crave! We’ve got horror news, some especially groovy tunes, a plethora of crew questions, and so much more. So gird your loins, sweet Deaders, and get ready for We Belong Dead 125! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the ...
Apr 02, 2024•2 hr 5 min
Imagine, if you will, a sketchy motel room that is seemingly outside the parameters of what we consider “real” or “logical”. Next, imagine that you had a key that could open any door and take you straight to said room. That’s where we kick off our journey into the underseen gem from the early aughts, The Lost Room! Travel along with us via either YouTube viewing or DVD, and if not, we hope that it’s a fun ride with us as your guide anyway. So buckle up, and join us for the first episode of Dude,...
Mar 20, 2024•40 min
Howdy boys and girls, and welcome back to the bowels of the bunker! We hope you’re ready to join us as we go on another adventure into the madcap and the macabre, because this episode is a doozy! We’ve got Tinglers, 14 hour space epics, psycho-sexual religious zealots, and ex pimps - turned angsty PIs - turned shitty painters. All that and so much more await you in this fiasco known as We Belong Dead 124! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email...
Mar 18, 2024•2 hr 34 min
Welcome to another installment from the Secretary’s Secret Lair. It is a concept as old as time. What once meant potential death, can now just feel like impending dome for most. I’m talking about the inevitable, Rejection. It comes from many directions but it doesn’t mean our fate. I explore four movies that represent the theme of Rejection. I combine 1931s Frankenstein and 1935s Bride of Frankenstein. Then I move on to Midsommar and end with The Love Witch. So do not fear we will tackle this to...
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 47 min
Try as it might, life just cannot keep an incredibly okay podcast down. That’s right kiddies, after multiple reschedulings, your favorite reefer-fueled horror junkies are back in the studio! We start off celebrating the life of some real heavy hitters who we’ve lost recently, then dive head first right into the good stuff. Topics like classic Hammer actors, allegorical movies starring a diabolical Kiefer Sutherland, Rhea Ripley’s…assets, and the evil of podcasting ads. All of that and so much mo...
Feb 27, 2024•2 hr 51 min
Here's a silly little something to tide ya'll over until WBD ep. 123 drops (SOON!). Lono FINALLY narrows down an already narrow list of horror flicks released last year into a pocket-sized top 5 list! Put it in ya! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #Top5 #2023 #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGraves #Renfield #SuitableFlesh #Brooklyn45 #OnyxTheFortuitousAndTheTalismanOfSouls #EvilDeadRise MutantFam Love
Feb 23, 2024•43 min
And we are back! That’s right, after weeks of forced rescheduling due to work, weather, and the dreaded covid, your favorite hosts have returned to give you a dose of reefer-fueled spooky goodness that you so desperately crave. We’ve got everything you could ask for: months old horror news, discussions on recent watches of horror flicks both classic and new, the woe that comes with picking the wrong green candies, and a full revisit of our Scare Exchange rankings. So buckle up buttercups, becaus...
Jan 30, 2024•3 hr 22 min
The Secretary's Secret Lair is back with an appropriate 13th episode. This month we explore Evil Kids centered around biological, nurture and environmental theories. The movies that best give us an example of these are The Bad Seed (1956), Alice Sweet Alice (1974) and Who Can Kill a Child aka Island of the Damn (1976). Are these children at fault for their behavior or just merely innocent by standards paying the price of adults? Link in bio and highlight under SSL Podcast or can be found under m...
Jan 28, 2024•1 hr 35 min
Happy Holidays and New Year. I made it just under the wire to bring you a holiday episode. This month I am focusing on the three, some of my favorite Christmas movies. The first being the greatest in my humble opinion, 1974’s Black Christmas, followed by Silent Night (2021) and ending with the most fun I have had all year with a, 2023’s Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talismans of Souls. What do all these movies share besides the season? Well I dig into that in the psychology segment where I discus ...
Dec 31, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Well it’s Christmastime, and your favorite jolly elves at We Belong Dead have decided to give you kids a present: Episode 121! Whether you see it as a gift for good behavior or a punishment for being naughty , that’s up to you. Either way, it’s better than socks from Grammy, right? Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We...
Dec 23, 2023•2 hr 35 min
Simply put, in this Fresh Grave, Lono rambles on about the greatest Christmas movie ever made, Scrooged! #WeBelongDeadPodcast #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #Horror #HorrorG eek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #Christmas #Movies #BillMurray #RichardDonner #MichaelODonoghue #FrancisXavierCross #Scrooged #MutantFam #Love
Dec 19, 2023•47 min
Well, it’s early December, and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s time to present the 31 Days of Halloween 2023! This year’s edition is a certified monster, with a ton of new-to-us flicks, old comfort staples, and what some might consider a ludicrous amount of double and triple features. So settle in kiddos, because this is gonna be a helluva ride! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And i...
Dec 03, 2023•2 hr 50 min
In this special episode, I get flipped up and turned around as I invite my boss, Lono from We Belong Dead into my secret lair. Even though Mr. Lono and I have corresponded for a couple years, this is the first time we have spoken virtual face to face. Lono takes the rings and we kick back discussing horror through his many questions to allow the listeners to get to know me a little better. You know how I love structure, but that is only because I do my pod solo. So this is an opportunity to list...
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 57 min
Greetings from the bunker, oh loyal listeners! Hope you had the spookiest of Halloweens this year, and we are back in the studio for your listening pleasure. This episode has got it all: horror news, 80s wrestling, super gay pirates, crew questions, and a brand new Scare Exchange! And that’s just a taste of what’s in store for you, so get cozy and dig in to We Belong Dead 120! And for the love of Christ, YES we can hear you Clem Fandango! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message ...
Nov 12, 2023•2 hr 26 min
Hope you Halloweenies had the best spooky season possible! And what better way to end the season than with a Spookfuckular? This year we picked a couple of gems from the Visual Vengeance catalog: Moonchild and Slaughter Day! Not gonna lie to ya, this one is a bit of an endurance test, but we believe in you. So strap in, fire up your favorite SOV player, and enjoy We Belong Dead’s Spookfuckular 2023! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us di...
Nov 01, 2023•2 hr 53 min
Happy Holiday, your secretary has another unnerving episode for you this month. I examine three possession movies by giving you the history of the true story behind the first two, The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Then we drift away from Catholicism to explore Judaism approach of possession and exorcism in Demon (2015). In the psychology segment I discuss the skepticism reasons from the medical field while exploring culture approaches and the historical creation of exorcism rights. Un...
Oct 28, 2023•1 hr 31 min
How about an hour-long treat this spooky season from yer weird Uncle Lono! Listen as he rambles on and on and gets more and more annoyed as he takes a truly shallow dive into the entire Halloween film franchise! The good (Thank you, Mr. Carpenter!), the bad (H20 means WATER!), and the very ugly (I'm lookin' at YOU Mr. Gordon Green)! It's definitely a journey to hell and Haddonfield! Grab this SPECIAL episode anywhere podcasts live! Enjoy the ride! #Halloween #HalloweenFranchise #HalloweenMovies ...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 10 min
And just like that, we’re back on track! Feels good to be back in the studio so soon, and Bo Diddley do we have a treat in store for you. Once we give our respects to some heavy hitters who have recently departed, we discuss a good bit of horror news, go into our Friday the 13th shenanigans, play some tunes from a couple of newly discovered bands, and have a Scare Exchange that’s guaranteed to shock you. We also attempt to predict the answer to one of life’s biggest questions: would Lono enjoy c...
Oct 15, 2023•2 hr 50 min
You’d think that for someone who’s been doing this podcasting gig as long as we have, we’d be better at staying on schedule. Yet again, life reared it’s ugly, pustule laden head and fucked us up! But we are fresh outta the studio to provide you with the hilarious, reefer-hazed content that you so crave. We’ve got horror news, Happy Tree Friends references, Ian’s grueling journey through the Howling franchise as well as his newest horror reading recommendation, a double dose of Scare Exchange, an...
Oct 02, 2023•2 hr 56 min
Welcome my servants, it is your Mother Superior and I just recorded another episode In the Secretary’s Secret Lair. I discus Nunsploitation and four movies. The first is The Nun and the Devil, then The True Story of the Nun of Monza, followed by a great Japanaese Nunsploitation, School of the Holy Beast. Lastly, the movie that started it all, The Devils. Some of these films ar e based on history, and I will tell you their stories. In the psychology break I discus Spiritual abuse, coercive contro...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Admit it, you’ve missed us. At least a little bit, right? Well, apologies for playing hard to get lately, but hopefully we’re past this hump of random life shit getting in the way of our studio time. That being said, we have got a helluva show for you this week! Once we get past the sad, but hopefully cathartic, heavy hitter RIPs, we have got plenty of goodies in store for you. We discuss new stoner food concoctions, actual magicians and the celebs who are scared of em, surprisingly delicious gr...
Sep 10, 2023•3 hr 15 min
Ahoy freaks! I know, I know, where the hell is WBD ep. 117??? Well, it's been delayed to this weekend due to unforseen circumstances. Fear not, megasode 117 is right around the corner! So, to bridge that grimey little gap, Captain Lono is here to give ya a sneak peak into the next full episode! BUT, the main focus of this Fresh Grave is our Lord and Savior, Joe Bob Briggs, and the upcoming Shudder specials we have to look forward to VERY soon! So, please, accept my apologies, and I hope you enjo...
Sep 07, 2023•22 min
Hello, It’s the secretary here taking over the write up again. I’m not nearly as clever as my boss but here goes. In episode 8 I discuss The Fly (1986), Halley (2012) and Thanatomorphose (2012). On the surface all three films involve a protagonist facing decomposition and deterioration. But these films are more than superficial body horror. They are all faced at one point with loneliness and an existential crisis with mortality and their place in the world. So come join me as we burrow into thes...
Aug 21, 2023•57 min
To honor the 50-year anniversary of the "event" that gave birth to the greatest horror film of all-time, Uncle Lono has thrown all 9 movies from the franchise into a crock pot, and slow-cooked them fuckers for this rushed, raw, and ragged dispatch! Here for yer listening pleasure, Lono awkwardly unleashes his thoughts on each entry! "Looks like I've fallen apart on ya, honey..." -LG #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGraves #TheTexasChainSawMassacre #TheTexasChainsawMassacrePart2 #LeatherfaceTheTexasCha...
Aug 19, 2023•45 min
