Hold on to your britches, loyal Deaders, because you’ve got a “Giant-Size Man-Thing” of an episode comin’ atcha! We are delving deep into some nonsense that is too varied to lay out here, but we think you’re gonna dig it. But this one is indeed a doozy, so properly prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead: Episode 116! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or ...
Aug 13, 2023•3 hr 11 min
Go Team Lono! Welcome Deaders, to a new fiasco Ian and I are launching. We've re-branded the We Belong Dead: Fresh Graves format in order to give you, our lovers, more content! It's all explained in this pilot episode. And speaking of this here episode, ya get 20 or so minutes of me (Lono) rambling on about the brand new Venture Bros. movie, Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, SPOILER FREE! So spark up a number and hang out with me for a bit, as I babble stony about some things Venture. Go...
Jul 29, 2023•25 min
Hello, It’s the secretary here taking over the write up since I am getting this out a little late in the month. I discuss The Strangers, Mandy and A Serbian Film. All three films share some similarities but the theme I pulled out and will discuss further in the psychology portion, is desperation. I’m sure we all have experienced this one way or another and it has compelled us to do things that we may be embarrassed of once we gain clarity as in one of our films but it also has the power to make ...
Jul 27, 2023•52 min
We are back in the studio kiddos, so listen up and prepare yourselves for another (almost) lethal dose of We Belong Dead! We know you were worried about us not putting out content due to the strikes, but we decided to put our film careers on hold to give you more of the reefer-fueled content that you so desperately crave. So sit in your comfiest chair, pull out your favorite paraphernalia, and enjoy We Belong Dead 115! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media ...
Jul 23, 2023•2 hr 46 min
We have got a beefy one for you this week, ya buncha mongrels! There’s a ton of horror-ific news, some new release views to talk about, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more. So prepare your loins for We Belong Dead 114! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don’t ...
Jul 03, 2023•2 hr 31 min
It is in the devilish Secretary's nature to push our limits, to test how far we are willing to gaze into the abyss of our beloved genre, even when the abyss may repulse us, or sting our souls with the perverse truths that sometimes spill forth. It is in this spirit that she gets to work on this episode's 4 dark celluloid cadavers celebrating Fetishism. Russ Meyer's iconic Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, is the true cherry to start this one, then it's all downhill, we're off to Tokyo for some true, un...
Jun 24, 2023•1 hr 28 min
We are back in the swing of things, and oodelally are you in for it, loyal listeners. That’s right, the WBD boys are all hopped up on reefer, energy drinks, and the death of Pat Robertson, so you know it’s gonna be a good one! So get comfy, settle in, and prepare thyselves for We Belong Dead 113! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, c...
Jun 11, 2023•2 hr 10 min
Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for the craziest goddamn regatta you’ve ever seen? Are you ready for Chainsaw and Dave? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then oh boy do we have a treat for you! That’s right, it’s the We Belong Dead Summer Kickoff Double Feature! For this episode, the WBD Boys get together for Ian’s first viewing of the amazing 80s summertime flicks, One Crazy Summer and Summer School. And man oh man, does it get weird. So ...
May 28, 2023•1 hr 4 min
You wicked fiends just cannot stay away from The Secretary's cold, eerily inviting marble slabs, can you? Well, here at the end of May, Angela is celebrating MOTHERS in the Secret Lair. Starting with M.O.M.: Mothers Of Monsters, peeling on to Pyewacket, and suturing things up with the little sicky called Excision! It's another gruesome trio from your favorite ghastly gorgeous curator, The Secretary! Proudly brought to you by @webelongdeadpod Industries...#Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorGhoul #HorrorL...
May 25, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Hey there kiddies! We hope you’re ready, because the boys of We Belong Dead are going back to their roots and have completed a very late night recording this week. And let me tell ya, things get….weird. Along with the regular shenanigans that you’ve come to expect, we take the time to answer some of life’s more important questions. Such as, does drinking gin actually make you fancy? Is Nic Cage the best Dracula ever? What’s the gayest thing Lono has ever done? Why isn’t Ian smoking weed again? I...
May 15, 2023•2 hr 22 min
Never fear boys and girls, your favorite reefer-fueled horror fanatics are back at it with We Belong Dead! This palindrome episode is packed full of goodness such as: The triumphant return of Joe Bob Briggs Several new movie experiences for the WBD boys Unflattering celebrity lookalikes Pee Wee Herman in places that you didn’t expect Pee Wee Herman to be Fucked up kid’s cartoons A double dose of Scare Exchange All that and much more await you, so come along and experience the fiasco that is We B...
May 01, 2023•2 hr 37 min
You sick little beasties just can't get enough can you? Well The Secretary welcomes you back into her morgue theatre, deep within the cattacombs of We Belong Dead Studios, where you shuffle forward to find a good seat, as this month she adds a fourth film to her grand guinol performance. But be warned, she tackles the celluloid autopsy of one of the most contrversial genres in 4-parts, SNUFF! Grab yer popcorn, and prepare to revel in the gory psyschosis, as the secretary plunges her scalpel deep...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 18 min
Hey there you lovely buncha Deaders, we are back to our regularly scheduled programming with episode 110! After all the hard work we put into the April Fool’s day episode, we were stoked to get back into the studio for a touch of normalcy. That said, we’ve got an episode chock full of weirdo cinema and music from the 90s, oft overlooked films by giants of the genre, shout out some listener mail, and even a brand spanking new segment! That’s right, on this episode we premier Overdue on Blu, where...
Apr 09, 2023•2 hr 9 min
Happy April Fool’s Day you silly little degenerates! We know it’s technically a day late, but we decided at the last minute to do a very special episode this year to commemorate the holiday. This episode, we shine a spotlight on our favorite tricksters, puppetmasters, and maniacal masterminds! Everyone from Phibes to Pennywise is included, so dive in and enjoy! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. An...
Apr 02, 2023•1 hr 7 min
After a very brief hiatus, we are back to give you the hilariously perverse content that you gremlins have come to crave. And boy is it a doozy! We’ve got wacky werewolves, we’ve got the genius of Mojo Nixon, we’ve got amazing movie meccas and the terrible financial repercussions that follow, we’ve got our not so sympathetic feelings toward the end of an artistic era, and we’ve got a double dose of Scare Exchange! All of that and more, plus we answer the age old question: what happens when you h...
Mar 26, 2023•2 hr 46 min
Welcome back you ghoulish fiends. This month's episode finds our mesmerizing host, Angela in her custom-made, underground gothic mortuary. In front of her, 3 gorgeously creepy, cold, marble examination tables. And on these slabs we find the remains of the 3 latest films to undergo her special form of psychological autopsy. It is a gruesome site this month, as she is tackling the dirty little subject of guilt, and how it pours from these celluloid cadavers. Not for the squeamish, always for the s...
Mar 21, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Go ahead and let those bloody tears flow, as today is a sorrowful day indeed. For today we reach the inevitable conclusion of our journey, with Chapter 4 of Kindred Korner! This special series has given us a lot to love and a lot to laugh at, with various peaks and valleys. But overall, we had a blast putting it together and hopefully you had just as much fun listening to it. So join us one final time in raising a toast to the Masquerade, may it never be broken! Have any questions or comments fo...
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Lawdy lawdy, have we got a barn burner of an episode for you! We’ve got the normal goodies that you’ve come to expect, plus some mega sized Scare Exchange content! That’s right, we have now exchanged 20 flicks and decided it was time to re-assess our current rankings. And some of these shake ‘em ups will shock and amaze! On top of that, we’ve some damn interesting choices for the newest swap. All that and much more, for We Belong Dead 108! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message...
Mar 05, 2023•2 hr 3 min
Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco? And we are back again to guide you through the world of the Kindred! In this chapter, we are dissecting episodes 5 and 6, where there’s more non-consensual fangings, rock and roll cliche’ fuckbois, and more romantic drama than an episode of Melrose Place. Also, Eddie Fiori is back to try to take th...
Feb 22, 2023•57 min
As the wonderful Fleshtones once said, it “feels good to feel”. And you know what else feels good? Getting back into the swing of things, creating top(ish) tier content for you lovable deviants! And boy howdy, do we have a show for you today! We’ve got tons of news and Lono’s Rando Thoughts, some great and surprisingly philosophical crew questions, an emotionally fueled Scare Exchange, and possibly the best/worst werewolf movie of all time! So strap in, adjust your wolfman suit made of shag carp...
Feb 19, 2023•2 hr 20 min
So, you've tasted blood, and here you are, back in Horrorghoul Angela's lair, craving more. Lucky for you, The Secretary has compiled 3 of the most dysfunctional love stories in horror cinema, to satisfy your disturbing little needs. A dirty little tale of desire from down under, a bloody, sexy Korean film, and an underground batshit classick from right here in the US! All 3 of these flicks go under Angela's microscope, as she dissects each one psychologically, while hopefully tantalizing you in...
Feb 13, 2023•37 min
Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco? And you thought this was just a one time deal?!? You didn’t think we’d take something as important as Kindred: The Embraced so lightly, did you? Of course, we are back to see this thing through to the bitter end! And you don’t want to miss this episode as it’s chock full of things like weirdly stal...
Feb 08, 2023•51 min
It has been far too long, but we are FINALLY back in the studio and crafting the best goddamn content that we can for our wonderful, degenerate listeners! We’ve got a ton of (probably outdated) news, a new sponsor/horror nerd mecca to discuss, tons of great flicks to dissect, and a double dose of Scare Exchange. All that and more, so buckle up and come along for the ride on the newest installment of We Belong Dead! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media page...
Feb 06, 2023•2 hr 21 min
Well, you know the old saying: when Ian is away the Lono will play! And by “play” we of course mean stay up all night feverishly working like a crazed madman to splice together one helluva episode. That’s right, our dearly departed all-father Tobe Hooper recently had a birthday, so Lono set to work making the best tribute episode we could muster! We’ve got clips from our previous tributes, spotlights by the likes of Mr. Joe Bob Briggs (including a bit or two from our own interview with the man),...
Jan 30, 2023•3 hr 35 min
Ok boys and girls, bad news first. Due to sudden illness and subsequently conflicting schedules, your favorite stoned horror nerds aren’t gonna be in the studio for a couple of weeks. But never fear, that doesn’t mean we’re gonna deprive you of the quality entertainment that you’ve come to expect! So on to the good news: You’re in for a treat with one of our favorite blasts from the past, with a very special Vault Episode! And it’s got everything you need: Lon Chaney Jr., spooky old mansions, a ...
Jan 22, 2023•2 hr 7 min
(To be read as Vincent Price) Well hello there, dear listener. It seems as though while perusing the film canisters in the We Belong Dead cinema vault, you stumbled upon the secret reel (which is, of course, that Criswell/Wood classic from 1965, and a personal favorite of Lono, Orgy of the Dead!) that, when pulled out just enough, opens the hidden staircase that leads you here...deep into the catacombs of We Belong Dead Industries, where you find the most seductive member of the WBD staff. The H...
Jan 15, 2023•40 min
Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco? That’s right, loyal listeners, we are proud to present our new mini series: The Kindred Korner! What started as a jest between aged horror nerds has come to fruition, and we are here to break down this somewhat obscure, very 90s gem of horror television one episode at a time! So sit back and enjoy ...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Well, it’s 2023, and so far it mostly just feels like the same ol’ 2022 bullshit. But don’t fret, as your favorite stoner horror geeks are here to help you ring in the new year! And this episode we’ve got all kinds of goodies to fill your dirty little ears with. We’ve got weirdo Santa movies! We’ve got new fruit discoveries! We’ve got Ween! We’ve got a Scare Exchange that may very well break Lono’s brain! And we’ve got some big announcements for what to look forward to this year from WBD Industr...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 30 min
Merry Christmas to you from the dirtiest of Santas at We Belong Dead!!! We are so happy to give the gift of pod to you deranged kiddies this Christmas Eve. And ho ho ho boy do we have something special for you to stuff in your stocking this year. We’ve got news, some top Christmas horror lists, a rather weirdly intense round of the Scare Exchange, and the official announcement of our newest special series Kindred Korner! So huddle up by the fire and open up this Christmas gift a day early. Don’t...
Dec 24, 2022•2 hr 32 min
And we are back! After a short holiday/post 31 Days break, we have resumed doing the Dark Lord’s work and are excited to bring you down with us! And we’ve got a lot to catch up on with news, listener emails, watchlists, and the unholy randomness of Lono’s brain. All of that, a double duty Scare Exchange, and much more await you on this new episode of We Belong Dead. Enjoy! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@g...
Dec 05, 2022•2 hr 40 min
