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Watch Your Mouth Podcast

This is a podcast has two main features - a filthy mouth and a mission. With our Charity Swear Jar, we aim to put our horrendous vocabulary to good use.
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Episodes

Watch Your Mouth - E. M. G. and Leon the Comic - Ep 146

Summary: The lads are in the studio again with E. M. G. with his latest comic, Leon! Listen in and check out what they have to say! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Eric Martin Gay: http://www.leoncomic.com Cocktail du Jour: The Hurricane - 1 oz Light Rum - 1 oz Dark Rum - 1 tbsp Passion Fruit Syru...

Jan 21, 20191 hr 28 min

Watch Your Mouth - Zombie Game! - Ep 145

Summary: The lads are closing out the first half of the semester with you guested it! ZOMBIE GAME!!! How will you survive!!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Hotel Nacional - 2oz Bacardi Gold Rum - 1 tbls Apricot Liqueur - 1 oz fresh pineapple juice - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice Combine all ingredien...

Jan 06, 20191 hr 28 min

Watch Your Mouth - Fat City Drum Corps - Ep 144

Summary: The Lads have a special guest who a honor roll member, Chad G. and he is here to tell us about the Fat City Drum Core! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Chad G. Cocktail du Jour: Sloe Gin Fizz - 1 oz Sloe Gin - 1 oz Gin - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 1 Egg White - Add Soda Sepa...

Dec 21, 20181 hr 54 min

Watch Your Mouth - Clap Backs - Ep 143

Summary: The lads discuss some of their best clap backs 👏👏 Well at least the ones they've done. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Classic Martinez - 2 oz Gin - 1 oz Sweet Vermouth - 4 dashes Orange Bitters -1 barspoon (or "Oops" pour) Add all the ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir a wh...

Dec 11, 20181 hr 25 min

Watch Your Mouth - Myths + Misconceptions - Ep 142

Summary: The lads have a guest in the studio to discuss Myths and Misconceptions in life. Listen in to find out more! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Guest - Rachel Fry Cocktail du Jour: Gypsy Queen -2 oz Vodka -1 oz Bénédictine DOM -2 dashes Angostura bitters Add all the ingredients to a mixing glass and fill wi...

Dec 02, 20181 hr 13 min

Watch Your Mouth - Holidays: Turkey Day! - Ep 141

Summary: The lads are back in the studio for start of semester 15, choosing a new charity, and talking about the Holidays! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Tiger's Milk 45ml = 1 shot in oz. - 45ml Barcadi - 45ml Cognac - 1/2 Cup of Cream - 1/2 Cup of Milk Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice then...

Nov 19, 20181 hr 29 min

Watch Your Mouth - Semester 14 Wrap up! - Ep 140

Summary: The lads wrap up semester 14 with all your comments and Zombie Game entries! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Pop the top and suck back the bubbly! Quote du Jour: Doug - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt John - *whispers* Don't. Marco - Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and ...

Oct 31, 20182 hr 37 min

Watch Your Mouth - With Regrets... - Ep 139

Summary: The lads discuss regrets... we may have a few. Listen up to see what these jackasses could regret... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Sea Breeze - 2 oz Vodka - 3 3/4 oz Grapefruit Juice - Top with Cranberry Juice Add the Vodka and Grapefruit juice to a shaker with some ice. Shake the shi...

Oct 16, 20181 hr 40 min

Watch Your Mouth - Guilty Pleasures: TV - Ep 138

Summary: The lads discuss more Guilty Pleasures... It's TV time! Listen in see what the boys are watching! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Ward 8 - 2 oz. Rye Whiskey (or whatever whisk(e)y you want, we won't tell.....Shhhhhh....) - 0.75 oz. Orange Juice - 0.25 oz. Grenadine Combine all ingredien...

Oct 04, 20181 hr 38 min

Watch Your Mouth - Fall is upon us... - Ep 137

Summary: The lads discuss the season of Fall... Love, Like or fucking hate it. What is your take? Share with us you opinion on fall if you will at the number below. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Hot Toddy - Whiskey of Choice. - Hot Tea of choice. - Lemon/lemon juice - Sugar or maple syrup or h...

Sep 25, 20181 hr 48 min

Watch Your Mouth - Lest we forget - Ep 136

Summary: The lads are back from break and pay homage to some of the artists they miss. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: 20th Century - 1.5 oz. Gin - 0.5 oz. Lillet Blanc - 0.5 oz. White Creme de Cacao - 0.75 oz. Lemon Juice Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake the shit out of it. Strai...

Sep 19, 20181 hr 29 min

Watch Your Mouth - Midterms and Zombie Game! - Ep 135

Summary: It's time for Midterms! Which means the mother fuckin' Watch Your Mouth ZOMBIE GAME is back! How will you survive the oncoming horde? Points for ridiculous creativity. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Crack open a cold one. Then another. And then maybe another. Then perhaps a few mo...

Sep 01, 20181 hr 20 min

Watch Your Mouth - Best Thing I Ever Ate... - Ep 134

Summary: The lads share the Best Thing they have ever eaten... What will they share with you? Please share your comments below on this topic! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Old Pal 1 oz Rye Whiskey 1 oz dry vermouth 1 oz Campari / Bitter Liqueur 1 Orange twist for garnish (Critter recommend...

Aug 26, 20181 hr 30 min

Watch Your Mouth - GUM Track: Metal Edition - Ep 133

Summary: The lads share their favorite ear splitting Metal Riffs in Gum tracks! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Archangel Quote du Jour: Guy - "What'd you go pimpin' last night, playboy?" Nuts - "I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan." Guy - "Really? Bachelor Party? Nuts...

Aug 16, 20181 hr 51 min

Watch Your Mouth - Book Worms - Ep 132

Summary: The lads get all intellectual and talk about books. Like a bunch of fucking dorks. But really it's pretty sweet. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bee's Knees - 2 oz. Gin - 3/4 oz. Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz. honey (simple syrup honey 1:1) So you can use straight honey, but it just sinks to the...

Aug 12, 20181 hr 41 min

Watch Your Mouth - Best/Worst Vacation - Ep 131

Summary: The lads are back from an extended break to discuss Best and worst Vacations. They also announce this semester's new charity! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Lemonade Quote du Jour: Reporter - "Mr. Doyle how do you feel?" Dennis Doyle - *out breath* "How the fuck do you think I feel...

Aug 06, 20182 hr 1 min

Watch Your Mouth - Semester 13 Wrap Up! - Ep 130

Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 13, announce the new Honor Roll Member, and Zombie Game entries! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Bubbles, bubbly, and all the sparkles! Quote du Jour: Little Nicky - Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome! Little Nicky - Little Nicky Charity: Open Medici...

Jul 07, 20182 hr 22 min

Watch Your Mouth - Morning Routines! - Ep 129

Summary: The lads reveal some of their morning routines. Weekdays versus Weekends. All involve morning Scotch. Kidding...Maybe. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: South Side - 2 oz. Gin - 1 oz. Lime Juice - 3/4 oz. Simple Syrup - Mint Leaves In a shaker muddle the mint with the lime juice and simpl...

Jun 28, 20181 hr 32 min

Watch Your Mouth - Guilty Pleasures: Food - Ep 128

Summary: The lads reveal some of their guilty pleasure foods. You know the ones that if other people knew you ate it, people would be disgusted by you, like human flesh...or Necco wafers. And don't forget to submit your Zombie Game responses! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Axe Murderer - 3/4 oz...

Jun 24, 20181 hr 16 min

Watch Your Mouth - Nightmares!!! - Ep 127

Summary: The Lads discuss their "Nightmares" in this episode! Check out what ridiculous and weird shit sets them on edge... Also we hope for you to share your nightmares with us in the comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: El Bastardo - 5 oz Tequila - 3 oz Everclear - 4 oz Jack Daniels - 4 t...

Jun 16, 20181 hr 27 min

Watch Your Mouth - Party on! - Ep 126

Summary: ***WARNING - Avengers Infinity War Spoilers at 42:20 - 47:20! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*** The Lads discuss Parties in this episode! How do you like to party down?? Make sure to listen in and share your party style with us! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Casino - 1 3/4 oz Gin - 3/4 oz M...

Jun 08, 20181 hr 33 min

Watch Your Mouth - ZOMBIE GAME!!! - Ep 125

Summary: Semester break coming up so that means ZOMBIE GAME!!! Listen up, comment, call us and share you way to escape impending horde! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Time!!! This time we talk about the worst beers we have ever have... Quote du Jour: Kyle - No, he's talking about "fuck". Y...

Jun 01, 20181 hr 27 min

Watch Your Mouth - ME/CFS Explained - Ep 124

Summary: The lads have special guests in the studio for this episode! We get hear more about ME/CFS and its effects/life changes on those diagnosed with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis / Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. We also learn about being matched for our donation to the Open Medicine Foundation! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken...

May 24, 20181 hr 37 min

Watch Your Mouth - Sage-like Advice - Ep 123

Summary: The lads discuss some of the best sage-like advice they have received in their lives. You can be sure this shit will be applicable to many aspects of life. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Mary Pickford -2 oz. White Rum - 0.25 oz. Maraschino Liqueur - 1 oz. Pineapple Juice (Or Pineap...

May 10, 20181 hr 23 min

Watch Your Mouth - Muffin Punching Moments - Ep 122

Summary: The lads discuss "Muffin Punching Moments"... Yeah listen in to find out what these moments are. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Jasmine - 1 1/2oz Gin - 1 oz Cointreau - 1/2 oz Campari - 3/4 fresh Lemon Juice Take all ingredients and pour into a shaker/mixer with ice. Then shake the...

May 03, 20181 hr 33 min

Watch Your Mouth - Bringing it Back! - Ep 121

Summary: The lads opening up Semester 13 with a "Bringing it Back" while trying to recover from a Semester 12 hang-over! Also our new charity is announced!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Upbeet -3 1/2 oz Celeriac -2 oz Beetroot -3 1/2 oz Carrots -2 oz Radicchio -1 Apple -Ice Cubes Peel the cel...

Apr 29, 20181 hr 33 min

Watch Your Mouth - Semester 12 Wrap up! - Ep 120

Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 12 in the same fashion they always do...by going over all the listener submitted content! And it's pretty fucking awesome! Thanks WYMPs!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne -Champagne That's it. Just a lot of it. Chill that shit, pop that shit, pour that...

Apr 06, 20182 hr 8 min

Watch Your Mouth - Coast Con 41 Wrap-up! - Ep 119

Summary: The lads and certain ghost... talk about and share interviews with all the awesome peeps at Coast Con, this year they celebrated 41st convention! Listen in and check it out! Listen in and check it out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Haunted by Ghost Jess Cocktail du Jour: Martian Hardon Equal Parts - - ...

Mar 30, 20181 hr 23 min

Watch Your Mouth - Life Hacks !? -Ep 118

Summary: The lads discuss Life Hacks, the good ones and the sh*t ones... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Green Eyes - 3/4 oz Melon Liquor - 1 oz Rum - 1/2 oz Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice - 1/2 oz Cream of Cocanut Mix all together ingredients in the glass and stir it a blend, thoroughly. Enjoy the...

Mar 22, 20181 hr 22 min

Watch Your Mouth - Project Pat Part Deux - Ep 117

Summary: The lads interview a return guest...Project Pat! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Project Pat Cocktail du Jour: Hollywood 1 1/2 oz. Vodka 1 1/2 oz. Raspberry Liqueur (Chambord...the Holy Hand Grenade) 1 oz. Triple Sec Splash of Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice Add all ingredients in a shaker wi...

Mar 15, 20181 hr 25 min
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