Summary: The lads are back from break with a Special Guest, Blake Simeon of Bonus Level Development! Listen in and find out what goes down! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Blake Simeon Cocktail du Jour: Toucan Sam 3/4oz Spiced Rum 3/4oz Triple sec 3/4oz Blue Curacao 3/4oz Coconut Rum Add all ingre...
Mar 08, 2018•1 hr 42 min
Summary: The lads get ready for their semester break by doing their normal semester break thing...The Watch Your Mouth Zombie Game!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer of Choice This time we discuss some of our favorite trash beers. We talk about Schlitz, PBR, and Hamm's. What are some of your...
Feb 22, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Summary: The lads talk about Valentine's Day and all that is good about this holiday (A first, we know)! Listen in and comment on our stories of VDs past. [DISCLAIMER - the WYM Crew does not have VDs] ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Gila Monster 1/2oz. Vodka 1/2oz. Gin 1/2oz. Rum 1/2oz. Triple S...
Feb 15, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Summary: The lads talk about run-ins with the LAW! Who knows what these guys get into!?!? Listen and check it out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Brain Fart (Party Punch) Quote du Jour: Jordan Belfort - "An "IPO" is initial public offering. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to t...
Feb 08, 2018•1 hr 33 min
Summary: The lads talk about collecting this episode. What do you collect? They hope to hear about your collections via social media so share! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Baltic Murder Mystery 1oz. Creme de Cassis 1oz. Vodka Top with 7 Up (yours). Or Sprite. Whatever. Live your life. Pour ...
Feb 01, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Summary: The lads start up Semester 12 by talking about "Getting Lucky", yep that's right *wink, wink, nudge, nudge". So listen in to see how lucky they are! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Pick Me Up 7oz. of carrots 1 tart flavoured apple 1/2" in. piece of ginger root Cut in even size pieces ...
Jan 26, 2018•1 hr 42 min
Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 11 with reading through all the comments and posts the WYMPs shared over the semester, and cap it off with the fan submitted Zombie Game Responses. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Pop that shit open and shake it up and spray it everywhere yelling "FARVA...
Jan 05, 2018•1 hr 48 min
Summary: The lads are joined in the studio by Haggis Rampant!!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Haggis Rampant Cocktail du Jour: Scotch + Water -Scotch -Dash of Water Add a drop/dash of water to your Scotch and enjoy. **DO NOT DROWN THE SCOTCH** Savages... Quote du Jour: Ari - You read the times huh...
Dec 28, 2017•1 hr 46 min
Summary: The lads talk discuss some of their more gluttonous fat ass moments. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Milk Punch -2 oz. Cognac -4 oz. Milk -0.5 oz. Simple Syrup (made with brown sugar) Add all ingredients in a shaker and shake without ice for about 15 seconds. Add ice and shake again. Stra...
Dec 21, 2017•1 hr 49 min
Summary: The lads talk about some of their more epic fails. Turns out there were a lot of them. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Monkey Gland -2 oz. Gin -1 barspoon of Absinthe -1 oz. Orange Juice -0.5 oz. Grenadine Add all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake it hard as shit and then strain int...
Dec 14, 2017•1 hr 40 min
Summary: The lads have not one but two special guests in the studio tonight!!! Billiam from Future Flicks and Snarkris of Somewhatnerdy.com from the Some What Nerdy Podcast Network! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guests - Billiam and Snarfkris Cocktail du Jour: The Classic Harvard 1 1/2 oz - Cognac 1oz - S...
Dec 10, 2017•2 hr 2 min
Summary: The lads are adding to your holiday the right way, with the Zombie Game! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer of Choice Grab a beer of your choice for this round. During this episode we had Gnarly Barley's Lion Up. This beer is themed after SELU's mascot and school colors. Side note: all ...
Nov 24, 2017•1 hr 17 min
Summary: The lads discuss grooming. Seriously. You read that right. It's a subject that everyone can really relate to. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Negroni -1 oz. Gin -1 oz. Campari (a bitter liqueur -1 oz. Sweet Vermouth Add all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir a bunch. Like a whol...
Nov 16, 2017•1 hr 35 min
Summary: With Black Friday approaching soon, the lads decide to tackle some of the finer points of how they maneuver the retail jungle. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Twenty-First Century Cocktail -1.75 oz Tequila -0.5 oz. Creme de Cacao -0.5 oz. Lemon Juice -Fresh Lemon Juice Add all ingredients...
Nov 09, 2017•1 hr 35 min
Summary: The lads discuss some of their weight loss journeys they have gone through and provide tips and tricks on how those fat pieces of shit did it. But if you think about it, they used to be way fatter, so their advice holds water. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bramble -2 oz. Gin -0.5 oz. Cr...
Nov 02, 2017•1 hr 31 min
Summary: The lads kick off the new semester by announcing their new charity and then talking about all things Halloween. Oh and lots of Terminator references since it's episode 101. If you're a Terminator fan, you'll get that joke. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Witch's Heart -1 oz. Apple Vodka (...
Oct 26, 2017•2 hr 2 min
Summary: Welcome to the 100th episode of this shit show we call Watch Your Mouth Podcast! We appreciate the constant support from listeners like yall which is how we managed to make it to this milestone. This episode we read your comments throughout the semester, play the voicemails you left and of course, go over your epic Zombie Game responses! Here's to another 100 episodes! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls wil...
Oct 05, 2017•2 hr 26 min
Summary: The lads talk about some of their favorite and most hated sounds with special guest Dave! Dave is a music producer who works with some really bad ass people. Listen to the show and hear some of the name drops. It's actually pretty awesome! ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don’t forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - David Troia Cocktai...
Sep 28, 2017•1 hr 49 min
Summary: These young kids today have no idea how good they have it! The lads discuss some old school stuff they had to deal with back in their day. Like Dial-up internet and non HD TV. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don’t forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Rachel Fry Cocktail du Jour: Classic Jack Rose - 2 oz. Applejack Brandy - 0.75 oz. ...
Sep 22, 2017•1 hr 36 min
Summary: The lads discuss some of the more enjoyable routines that are part of their daily grind that makes the day bearable. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don’t forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Mexican Firing Squad - 2 oz. Silver Tequila - 4 Dashes Aromatic Bitters - 0.75 oz. Lime Juice - 0.75 oz. Grenadine - Top with Soda Add all i...
Sep 15, 2017•1 hr 52 min
Summary: The lads are back from Midterm break and are heading back to school to revisit one of the most awkward subjects in ever taught...Sex Ed. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour:The Blood and Sand - 0.75 oz. Scotch (or any kind of whiskey...we won't judge you) - 0.75 oz. Cherry Liqueur - 0.75 oz. V...
Sep 07, 2017•1 hr 33 min
Summary: The lads head into the midterm break with a new round of the Zombie Game! This semester we hope to get more entries from you, the listeners, because frankly the responses are fucking awesome! ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: Harvey Wall Banger - 2 oz. Vodka - 0.5 oz. Galliano L'Autent...
Aug 25, 2017•1 hr 28 min
Summary:The lads hang around in the Doctor's waiting room reading old magazines, avoiding that one person who can't stop coughing, and discuss some of their experiences with medical professionals. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: Painkiller - 2 oz. Rum - 4 oz. Pineapple Juice - 1 oz. Orange Ju...
Aug 17, 2017•1 hr 33 min
Summary: The lads revisit some more of their most embarrassing stories. Apparently Critter has some issues with locked doors. Listen to the show, you'll see what we mean. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Gibson - 1.5 oz. Gin - 0.5 oz. Vermouth - Cocktail Onions Stir the gin and vermouth together wi...
Aug 10, 2017•1 hr 47 min
Summary: The lads talk about some of the most annoying tropes in movies and television. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Gimlet -2.5oz Gin -.5oz Lime Juice -.5oz Simple Syrup (You can sub out the last two ingredients for something like Rose's Lime Juice. It's the same kinda shit) Combine all in...
Aug 03, 2017•1 hr 46 min
Summary: The Lads/Lady... Jess are back with Semester 10 and the Gum Tracks are flowing! Also a new challenge has been made for our WYMPS, so listen in can check it out. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: El Diablo -1.5oz Tequlia -.5oz Creme de Cassis -.5oz Lime Juice -Add Ginger Beer Quote du Jour: Microphone Burger Baron - Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio Scarface - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! Microphone Burger Baron and Scarface - Ha...
Jul 27, 2017•1 hr 37 min
Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 9 in their traditional fashion, popping some champagne and reading some of their favorite comments, posts, and contributions from you, the listeners (WYMPS? We're thinking that could be a cool name for listeners. Do you agree?) In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne - 1 Bottle - Then another. - And another. - And so on... Pop the cork out that bitch and start drinking. If it starts foaming out of the bottle immediately, continue to shake the...
Jul 06, 2017•1 hr 46 min
Summary: The lads reveal some of their biggest fears. Not just fears, but irrational fears. Because let's face it, if you're afraid of snakes or walking a tightrope above the Grand Canyon, those are totally normal fears. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Adios Mother Fucker - 1 oz. Gin - 1 oz. Light Rum - 1 oz. Vodka - 1 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao Liqueur - 2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix - 1 oz. Sprite Shake all the booze parts in a shaker with ice. Pour into a glass with ice and top with Spr...
Jun 29, 2017•1 hr 43 min
Summary: The lads welcome the summer with some of their best memories of summer. Plus, they make a shocking and frankly, haunting discovery about Jess. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Jess Callac Cocktail du Jour: Bug Juice - 4 Parts Absolut Mandarin - 2 Parts Passoã - 7 Parts Pineapple Juice Just mix all ingredients together with ice. It's kind of a party style booze drink, so serve in a crystal punch bowl if your fancy as fuck, or mix in a giant Gatorade container if you don't gi...
Jun 22, 2017•1 hr 39 min
Summary: The lads bid the WYM Studio a fond farewell. Time to move on. They also talk about the act of moving and toast goodbye with some Larry's. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Jess Callac Cocktail du Jour: Corpse Reviver #1 & #2 #1 - 2 Parts Cognac - 1 Part Apple Brandy - 1 Part Sweet Vermouth Stir with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. #2 - 3/4 oz. Gin - 3/4 oz. Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz. Cointreau - 3/4 oz. Lillet - Dash of Absinthe (or you can rinse your glass with...
Jun 15, 2017•1 hr 36 min
