Summary: The lads go full nerd and talk about giant fucking robots in this episode. What more do you need to know? In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Baby Guinness - 2 oz. Kahlua - 1/2 oz. Bailey's Fill a shot glass almost to the top with coffee liqueur. Top off with Irish cream. It should float perfectly on top making the "head" (heh heh heh....head) of your shot. Enjoy adorable baby shots of Guinness looking liqueur. Almost as adorable as Baby Fucking Groot. Quote du Jour: Deon -...
Jun 08, 2017•1 hr 39 min
Summary: The lads made it halfway through the semester, you know what that means...The ZOMBIE GAME is back!! Also, since no one claimed the Big Bag of F#ck No!, they draw a new winner. Listen to find out if you're the lucky winner. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Manhattan - 2 oz. Rye Whiskey - 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth - 5 Drops of Angostura Bitters (or however many you want, we're not here to tell you how to live your life) Add all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice. Stir...
May 26, 2017•1 hr 28 min
Summary: The lads discuss some of their favorite science, math, history, and all kinds of other educational things that have, despite their best efforts, stuck with them over the years. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Copper Mine (Layered Shot) Equal Parts - Frangelico (bottom) - Tia Maria (middle) - Bailey's (top) Layer these shots using the back of a spoon or any other way you know how to layer a shot. It will make a nice transition from dark to light. Or if you're not into al...
May 18, 2017•1 hr 29 min
Summary: The lads discuss some work stories from their day jobs. You may think the podcast is their day job, but you'd be wrong. That being said, they also celebrate their second year anniversary doing the Watch Your Mouth Podcast! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Watermelon-Jalapeño Margarita - 8 Cups of Cubed Watermelon - 1 1/2 Cups of White Tequila - 1/2 Cup Orange Liqueur -1/2 Cup Fresh Lime Juice -1/4 Cup Simple Syrup - 1 or 2 jalapeño peppers thinly sliced (remember, the mo...
May 11, 2017•1 hr 38 min
Summary: Dan is missing in action but we interview improv comic, Project Pat (Patricia Guevara), who gives us the true history on the origins of the world famous Larry Drink. In the Studio: Ken Critter Special Guest - Project Pat (Patricia Guevara) Cocktail du Jour: Suburban - 1 1/2 oz Whiskey or Rye Whisky - 1/2 oz Dark Rum - 1/2 oz Port - 1 dash Orange Bitters - 1 Dash Angostura Bitters Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake well, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Talk all fa...
May 04, 2017•1 hr 47 min
Summary: The lads are back with a new semester and are swearing for a new charity. This time they are putting their foul language to good use for the Songs for Kids Foundation, and they talk about some of their favorite ideas for vacations. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: BOOmosa - Champagne - Ecto-Cooler (if you have it. If not, listen to episode 39 to hear how you can make your own) So this is just a mimosa that is made with Ecto-Cooler. Obviously, 3/4 of the glass is champagn...
Apr 27, 2017•1 hr 33 min
Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 8 by reading all fan-submitted comments and Zombie Game responses. So if you're a fan of the show and submitted any comments, quips, survival tactics, etc...chances are, you're featured in this episode! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne - Shit ton of champagne (or just flute...you do you) As usual, we wrap up the semester by toasting champagne! Pop open a bottle of the finest bubbly Wal-Mart has to offer and join us! Quote du Jour: (Cel...
Apr 13, 2017•1 hr 27 min
Summary: The lads have a special guest...Becca Rainier from Pandorium Dance Company! They also talk Black Magic. Not like the witchcraft kind, but the booze and cake kind. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Becca Rainier - http://www.pandoriumbellydance.com/ Cocktail du Jour: Black Magic - 3/4 oz Kahlua - 1 1/2 oz Vodka - 1 Dash Lemon Juice or one squirt for that shitty plastic lemon thing. Add all ingredients to a shaker, shake well, and strain into a glass with fresh ice. Quote du J...
Mar 30, 2017•1 hr 24 min
Summary: The lads discuss some of the fads they have fallen victim to. Luckily fads are cyclical and some of these are coming back. STARTER JACKETS BABY!! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Gin Buck - 2 oz Gin - Juice of half a lemon or just that lemon juice that comes in that fake plastic lemon - Ginger Ale In a Collins glass with ice add the gin and lemon juice, then fill the rest with ginger ale and give it a quick stir. Enjoy. The Gin Buck will get you fucked. Quote du Jour: Ca...
Mar 23, 2017•1 hr 48 min
Summary: The lads talk about their adventures at Coast Con 40. **Spoiler Alert** - It was awesome! Thank you to everyone who came by the WYM booth. If you told the crew your favorite curse word, then it's in this episode. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: White Walker -White Chocolate Liqueur -Vanilla Cream Soda -Blue Curaçao Fill a tall glass with ice. Fill halfway with white chocolate liqueur, then top it with the vanilla cream soda. Finally, gently pour a small amount of the Bl...
Mar 16, 2017•1 hr 18 min
Summary: The lads discuss dumb things they used to believe to be true. They cover more than just Santa (Oh shit! SPOILER! Hope that didn't ruin Santa for anyone). And SAMURAI JACK IS COMING BACK!! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Sangria Choose a palatable wine. Pour in some Brandy or any other liquor you want to fortify the concoction with. Mix some fruit in there. Add some sugar if you want. Add some Sprite, 7 Up, or carbonated water if you want. This is really a blank canvas t...
Mar 09, 2017•1 hr 37 min
Summary: The lads discuss their upcoming trip to Coast Con 40, and since it's the show right before the midterm break, the ZOMBIE GAME is back! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Quaalude Equal Parts - Vodka - Bailey's - Grand Marnier Combine all the booze into a glass or shake with ice in a mixer and strain into shot glasses. **Note to Self** Don't drink a bunch of these and try to drive your Lamborghini Countach home. You may think you got it home in one piece, but it's reall...
Feb 23, 2017•1 hr 24 min
Summary: The lads discuss all things love, romance, Valentine's Day, and periodically listen to metal to offset it. They also revisit "Gum-Tracks." In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Sex on the Beach -1.5 oz Vodka - 0.5 oz Peach Schnapps - 1.5 oz Orange or Pineapple Juice -1.5 oz Cranberry Juice - 0.5 oz Chambord or Creme de Cassis (optional) Add ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake the shit out of it. Strain into a highball glass with fresh ice. Garnish with an orange wheel. ...
Feb 16, 2017•1 hr 36 min
Summary: The lads discuss restaurant etiquette and how they handle it. Dan comes up with the perfect drink to accompany Dan's Arcade, and. It's. Awesome. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Fucking Pencil - Pour a double of Vodka - Dip a fucking pencil in Grenadine Drop the Grenadine soaked pencil in your Vodka (you can chill it if you like). Destroy your liver like John Wick destroys literally everyone. Good work Dan! Quote du Jour: Monty - You know, we should probably feel gui...
Feb 09, 2017•1 hr 48 min
Summary: The lads discuss certain products they will never skimp on and for very good reasons. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Last Word - 3/4 oz. Gin - 3/4 oz. Green Chartreuse - 3/4 oz. Maraschino Liqueur - 3/4 oz. Lime Juice or Lemon Juice Or just equal parts. That's easier to say. Add all ingredients to a mixer with ice and shake the shit out of it. Strain into a martini glass to be classy as fuck. Quote du Jour: Billy Madison - [to Miss Lippy] Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy...
Feb 02, 2017•1 hr 29 min
Summary: We kick off Semester 8 with the introduction of our new recipient of our charity Swear Jar, catch up with each other, reveal a long over do cocktail du jour, and discuss guilty pleasure TV shows. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jessica Cocktail du Jour: Margarita - 3/4 oz. Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice (or go the lazy route and use sour mix) - 1 oz. Cointreau, Triple Sec, or any other Orange Liqueur - 1 1/2 oz. Tequila Add the ingredients to a shaker and fill with ice. Shake well and strai...
Jan 26, 2017•1 hr 37 min
Summary: We wrap up Semester 7 with reading listener entries for the Zombie Game and select the winner of the "Big Bag of F#@k No" Prize Pack! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne - Open bottle - Enjoy The bubbly is great because you'll feel high class Quote du Jour: Mr. Eddy - [to a tailgater after running him off the road] Don't tailgate! Don't you fucking ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Si...
Jan 07, 2017•1 hr 16 min
Summary: The lads discuss New Year's resolutions and why they can go fuck themselves. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Super Fan Adam Joiner! Cocktail du Jour: Creamcicle Fizz Rim champagne flute w/ sugar In a cocktail shaker: - 1/2 c ice - 1 oz OJ (or Blood OJ) - shake and strain into flute - top with equal parts champagne, cava, and prosecco - Garnish w/ orange slice Ken's variation: the Fancy Larry: same as above, just use 1 of the 3 bubblies, and add triple sec Quote du Jour: W...
Dec 29, 2016•1 hr 30 min
Summary: The lads discuss the art of giving gifts. Dan of course being the master of it. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Wassail - 2 quarts apple cider - 2 cups orange juice - 1/2 cup lemon juice - 12 whole cloves - 4 cinnamon sticks - 1 pinch ground ginger - 1 pinch ground nutmeg In a slow-cooker or a large pot over low heat, combine apple cider, orange juice and lemon juice. Season with cloves, ginger and nutmeg. Bring to a simmer. If using a slow cooker, allow to simmer all d...
Dec 22, 2016•1 hr 25 min
Summary: The lads talk about some holiday traditions they have (**Spoiler Alert** Booze is involved). In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Poinsettia - Champagne - Cranberry Juice That's it, don't make it more difficult. Go half and half or better yet, mostly champagne then just a splash of cranberry juice. Garnish with a cherry and get holiday blitzed! Quote du Jour: (Cheers and Happiness from the whole crew) Charlie - Yea let's have a good Christmas! Frank - Hey, what about me? Den...
Dec 15, 2016•1 hr 23 min
Summary: The lads talk are back from their long midterm break and they talk about what gets them in the holiday spirit, or rather, what pisses them off about the "holidays." In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Ken's "Here We Fuckin' Go Again" Holiday Spiced Wine - 1.5L passable red wine - 1 tbs whole allspice - 1 tbs whole cloves - 1 star anise - 3 cinnamon sticks - zest of something citrus, your call (pictured: ruby grapefruit) - sugar until the gagging subsidies - splash of apple ...
Dec 08, 2016•1 hr 31 min
Summary: The lads talk about Thanksgiving and of course with it being the semester midterm break, the Zombie Game is back! How will you survive? Oh and this midterm break is going to be a bit longer than usual. Thw WYM Crew will be back December 1st! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bourbon Spiked Hot Apple Cider -4 cups apple cider -1 cinnamon stick -1 tablespoon orange juice -3 whole cloves -1 star anise -Bourbon To make the hot cider: Place the apple cider, cinnamon stick, ora...
Nov 17, 2016•1 hr 15 min
Summary: The lads talk SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! Ones they played, ones they like to watch, ones they hate, etc. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Dirty Ashtray Equal parts... - Gin - Vodka - Light Rum - Tequila - Blue Curacao - Grenadine splash of pineapple juice splash of sour mix shake and strain into a tall glass garnish with lemon wedge Eric version: rim glass with actual ashes. Garnish with spent cigarette. Quote du Jour: Announcer: This Dinslow Cup is of course the bi...
Nov 10, 2016•1 hr 40 min
Summary: The lads talk about grueling house chores and how "girlie" drinks really just knock you on your ass. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Cosmo - 1.5 oz vodka - 1/2 oz orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier) - Juuust enough cranberry juice to pink it up. Shake the FUCK out of it Strain into cocktail/martini glass Garnish with lemon zest. Quote du Jour: Deadpool: [as Angel Dust walk towards them] Finish fucking her the fuck up. Colossus: Language, please. Deadpool: Suck a c...
Nov 03, 2016•1 hr 31 min
Summary: The lads have special guest and WYM Super Fan on the show, Blaine Duplantis. They cover what makes Halloween "Halloween" (candy and costumes) and they recap the LA Comic Con with some interviews. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Blaine (Super Fan Tattooed Man!) Cocktail du Jour: Paloma In a glass filled with ice, rimmed w/ salt: - 1/4c grapefruit juice - 1 tsp lime juice - 1 tsp sugar - 1/4c tequila (or mescal) Mix until sugar dissolves. Top with club soda. Critter's Quick ...
Oct 27, 2016•1 hr 20 min
Summary: The lads kick off semester 7 by announcing their new charity and catch up with what they've been doing over the break. They also discuss some of their personal heroes (alive, dead, or fictional). In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bushwacker: - 1 oz... Dark creme de cacao Kahlua Vodka Bailey's Amaretto Bacardi Dark Rum 2 oz... Milk Cream of Coconut 8 oz ice Blend Top with whipped cream and a cherry Quote du Jour: Wheeler: Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage i...
Oct 20, 2016•1 hr 42 min
Summary: The lads wrap up semester 6 with all the stuff, you, the fans sent to us throughout the semester as we drink champagne and a few beers. We'll see you after the semester break! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: 1. Champagne Royale Champagne and a splash of Chambord 2. Black Velvet (cue the music): Make a black and tan with a stout and bubbly! Quote du Jour: Jim Bennett: I've been up two and a half million dollars. Frank: What you got on you? Jim Bennett: Nothing. Fran...
Sep 30, 2016•1 hr 25 min
Summary: The lads talk about what some of their greatest accomplishments to date are. LEO IN THE STUDIO!!!! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Leo Salinas Cocktail du Jour: Rattlesnake Layered in a shot glass: - Kahlua - Amaretto - Bailey's Quote du Jour: Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. The Dude: What about the toe? Walter Sobchak: Forget about the fucking toe! Walter Sobchak and The Dude - The Big Lebowski Intro/Outro music...
Sep 22, 2016•1 hr 47 min
Summary: The lads dive back into their foggy liquor soaked memories to regale in more tales of drunk stupidity. Also Critter adds his take on TV shows gone to soon! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Tom Collins - juice of 1 lemon - juice of 1/2 lime - 2 drops orange oil - 1 oz gin - level tsp powdered sugar - soda water - combine in...wait for it... a Collins glass Quote du Jour: Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr. Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier. Logan: Go fuc...
Sep 15, 2016•1 hr 40 min
Summary: The lads and lady are talking about good TV shows that were ended too soon! Milk tasting... WTF is going on in the Land Locked Yacht Club. This could be a bounce castle in the zeppelin? In the Studio: Dan Ken Jessica Michael Cocktail du Jour: Sidecar - 2 oz Cognac - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz triple Sec Shake and strain into cocktail glass Quote du Jour: Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass! Rose Darko: Please. Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"? Rose Darko: Elizabeth, that's...
Sep 08, 2016•1 hr 20 min
