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Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wonderyart19.com

A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.

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Episodes

#2416 Below Deck and Summer House MV: Of Gays and 5Ks

On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama.  Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard , an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...

May 07, 20242 hr 32 minEp. 2416

#2415 RHONJ, Part 2: Off the Rails

*This is part 2* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif...

May 06, 202447 minEp. 2415

#2414 RHONJ, Part 1: Off The Rails

*This is part one of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

May 06, 202457 minEp. 2414

#2413 Summer House: Mommy Issues

On Summer House (S08E11) Carl can’t hide that his parents don’t support his engagement… but maybe that was his plan all along?  Either way, there are so many awkward encounters with Lindsay this episode that we’re just barely recovering. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...

May 03, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 2413

#2412 The Valley Part Two: Expiration Dates

*This is part 2* This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

May 02, 202447 minEp. 2412

#2411 The Valley Part One: Expiration Dates

This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

May 02, 202458 minEp. 2411

#2410 Crappy Hour Live 4/29/24: RHOBH and RHOM Casting Threats, RHONJ Blogger Disaster, Divorce by Bravo, and Biden Gets Jaxed!

It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before premiere week as the cast is turned on by the bloggers that loved them. Enjoy, and join us every other monday live on Instagram 5:30 PM PST See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

May 01, 202446 minEp. 2410

#2409 PumpRules: The San Francisco Mistreatment

It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules (S11E14) cast trip, and this year it’s to beautiful, foggy San Francisco!  Will a sea lion attack Sandoval?  Will Schwartz injure himself on a mattress?  And will Ariana’s boyfriend interact with the cast?  Time will tell! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

May 01, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 2409

#2408 Below Deck: Under the Influencer

There’s a new chef this week on Below Deck (S11E13), and he’s just in time to be photographed for a lot of mid Influencers. Lucky guy! Also, Barbie cries about her bone-headed decisions to bone on TV, and Fraser wants to make his own boner head decision with a flirty guest. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

Apr 30, 20241 hr 25 minEp. 2408

#2407 Summer House MV: Freaknik Freakout

Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E06) celebrates couples weekend with a Freaknik party in the backyard and Summer has a meltdown over…no one really knows, but no Amazon box is safe. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 29, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 2407

#2406 Summer House: More (Extraterrestrial) Life

Carl has a pretty intense talk with a hot guy in a More Life shirt after this week’s Summer House alien party, and it just might mean the beginning of his relationship. Surely it’s not the whole “she expects me to work” thing. Also, this is the first time on Bravo we’ve seen anyone get territorial over a balloon twister. Well done, show. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patre...

Apr 26, 20241 hr 29 minEp. 2406

#2405 The Valley,Part 2: The Bald and the Dutiful

*This is part two of a two-part recap!* Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watc...

Apr 25, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 2405

#2404 The Valley,Part 1: The Bald and the Dutiful

*This is part 1 of a two-part recap!* Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchw...

Apr 25, 202451 minEp. 2404

#2403 PumpRules, Part 2: Jax U Next Tuesday

*This is part 2 Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See ...

Apr 24, 202444 minEp. 2403

#2402 PumpRules, Part 1- Jax U Next Tuesday

Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy a...

Apr 24, 20241 hrEp. 2402

#2401 Below Deck: The French Disconnection

Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 23, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 2401

#2400 Summer House MV: Baby On Bored

Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant!  And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i...

Apr 22, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 2400

#2399 Summer House: The Faults in Our Stars with Michelle Collins

The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist.  Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Apr 19, 20241 hr 28 minEp. 2399

#2398 Vanderpump Villa: Sexy Unique Chateau

On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 18, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 2398

# 2397 The Valley, Part Two: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray

This is part 2 This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 18, 202448 minEp. 2397

#2396 The Valley, Part One: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray

This is part 1 of a two-parter recap This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 18, 20241 hrEp. 2396

#2395 PumpRules: Lala Hits the Mother Load

It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh.  Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.co...

Apr 17, 20242 hr 32 minEp. 2395

#2394 Crappy Hour 4/15/24: Babies for RHOP and RHOSLC, RHOM Divorce, and Casting Shakeups

RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 16, 202447 minEp. 2394

#2393 Below Deck: Royal Pains

Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 16, 20242 hr 38 minEp. 2393

#2392 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 2: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit

*This is Part 2* We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get...

Apr 15, 202453 minEp. 2392

#2391 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 1: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit

We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episod...

Apr 15, 202454 minEp. 2391

#2390 Summer House: Say Dress to the Mess

Summer House spends another week on Kyle whining and Amanda whining and Lindsay choosing her dream wedding dress even though her relationship is a mess. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 12, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 2390

#2389 The Valley Part 2: I RepubliCAN’T

*This is part 2* The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 11, 202443 minEp. 2389

#2388 The Valley Part 1: I RepubliCAN’T

The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Apr 11, 202456 minEp. 2388

#2387 PumpRules, Part 2: Three’s Frumpany

*This is part 2 of a two-part recap This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-...

Apr 10, 202446 minEp. 2387