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Victor & Sophie - Cheating, Affogato Style

Jan 07, 202513 min
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➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1

It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the.

Speaker 2

Jubile Show, Victor is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Sophie might be cheating. So in a little while, we're gonna see if we can help him out. But first, Victor, sorry you're going through it, man, But what's going on? Why do you think that Sophie's cheating?

Speaker 3

Hey? Man, thanks for having me. Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm a little suspicious. We've been together for two years, and you know, it's been kind of a casual relationship. But yeah, I think that i'd be kind of like playing with this idea. I kind of would like to, you know, moving with her maybe, but I feel like it's kind of been like a long enough. Two years is a good time. And I love her, I really, I love her so much. I've had very few serious girlfriends,

but nothing like her. Yeah, she's really special to me, and you know, she kind of hinted at it too. She kind of seems a little more since she might be interested as well. But I feel like we kind of have to suck on this like honeymoon phase, if you will, of our relationship. I don't know. So I mean, look,

visit her. I work a lot. She works out a Starbucks near us right now, and she's usually on our headset, so you know, I'll go through the drive in and like we're starting to have like a good day, you know, and talk to her for a second, and she loves that.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 3

I try to be you know, cute affection like that. But there's a reason I emailed you, guys, and that is that I'm a little like worried that she might be like unfaithful. If you will, I'll drop by her work, like I said, and just tell her I love her, and maybe I get a coffee, of course, and sometimes I'll go in, but very often I'll just go to the drive through and she pop her head out and

you know, talk for a second. And but these last few weeks she works mornings, but suddenly she's now working nights. Not a big deal, no big deal, But I don't know, I feel like she she's staying out later and later

after work. And you know, her boss, she said, is kind of and she seems kind of like a still your girl kind of guy who seems like the guy that would like, you know, trying to make a move on like a girl and like as a co worker with that when her partner's not there, you know, I kind of get a uy from him, like he kind of becomes almost like territorial when like two guys are around like a woman that they both thought of life, even if one guy's actually with that woman. And look,

I am also I'm a I'm a calm guy. I'm a polite guy generally speaking. I think to myself as a really easy going guy, and I don't mean to cause trouble, but I have like a bad feeling about this guy in a bad kind of or you know. So one time I was visiting her and she was talking to somebody on the phone and she said, I'm looking forward to tonight. I'm like, what are you talking about? I think this could just be out of context, you know.

But you know what, when I told around, uh, you know, she was kind of looking plus and I felt like she kind of had this look on her face like like I had like caught her in the act of something, you know, and try of passing it off. But you know, I thought I was just going to strug it off. But it's very hard to let go of that, like what are the context of that? You know? Yeah, and her manager walked by and had this kind of like

smirk on his face. She always has a kind of smirk on his face whenever I'm there, and I could just see reading into all this. This could be so, you know, like possessive of me and just like crazy like paranoid. But I kind of just need you guys to like walk me off the ledge a little bit.

Speaker 1

You know, I don't think you sound possessive.

Speaker 5

I think that you sound concerned because there's a dude creeping around your girl.

Speaker 1

So did you ask her about him?

Speaker 3

Yeah? Yeah, and she's you know not of course he said no, So there's nothing about him, you know, she thinks, she says, she thinks he's kind of she's like nice to him in that way where if looks, you know, you got to be nice to your boss or whatever, it's an average looking at a guy. I believe, Yeah,

he's on special. But I was just like, I just I can't take this ceiling of like there's something beyond what I'm seeing, you know, Okay, can you maybe say you're calling from Starbucks corporate with like I gets offer from from sales goals or whatever, as like a reward

for like her getting her job. Well, but you can give her like two Starbucks Stanley tops and grade like that, like for her, that's like cool because she works there obviously, but one can be like you can be like one for her and one for like a person of her excuse me, you know, to see who she's sure.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we can do that. Okay, cool. We'll play a song come back, and then give her a call.

Speaker 3

You ready, Yeah, I'm honestly nervous to be honest with you, guys, I want to do that. True.

Speaker 2

Okay, of course, we'll get you to catch teter next. Right in the middle of to catch a teeter if you're just joining us, Victor is on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Sophie might be messing around. So we're about to see if she is. But first, Victor, why don't you fresh your memory about your situation?

Speaker 3

I feel like she's there's something we are going seeing her and her boss at Starbucks where she works, and I am just kind of parentot. I feel like there's always a weird vibe about them. He always has like a weird energy and Aura about him, and I've caught her like talking with someone being like I can't wait

to be alone with you, you and me et cetera. And you know, she says, like, of course, there's nothing to it, and she thinks that her boss is like like, I don't know, I'm a little nervous, and I would just love if you guys can like call her into She says, I also thought it would be pretty believable and going if you can you call her and say you're from star Wars Corporate and offer her like home reward for being a really productive employee, and offer her like two

Starbucks Stanley cups, one for her and one for a person ever choosing, And I just want to see who she DIDs together one too.

Speaker 1

Yeah, absolutely all right, you ready.

Speaker 3

I guess cool?

Speaker 1

Here we go.

Speaker 4

Hello.

Speaker 2

Hi, this is Corbor calling from Starbucks corporate offices. I was looking for our employee, Sophie.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, this is me.

Speaker 2

Hi, Sophie. How you do when you're not getting fired? Don't worry about it?

Speaker 4

Oh my god? Okay, okay, Hi, I'll be good.

Speaker 1

I'm great. You have a second to talk?

Speaker 4

Yeah, of course, what's going on?

Speaker 2

Well, I don't know if your manager has told you. But we're doing a little incentive program where all the managers of the stores are reporting their best employees. Each employee that is selected from each store actually wins something. And guess what, Sophie, why I'm on the phone with you. Oh my god, congratulations, thank you for doing such great work for us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 3

Thank you.

Speaker 1

Listen. It's really simple.

Speaker 2

We've have some custom Stanley cups, you know, those things are all the rage right now, and we're gonna have

some things in graved on them. One for you, and then also if you have someone that you would like to give another one too, we would like to engrave something nice on them on it for them too, because, listen, we know you work hard and sometimes we have loved ones in our lives so that don't get to see us as much because we're always working, and so we want to also give them a special gift as well.

Speaker 4

Oh actually, oh my god, I know exactly who.

Speaker 3

To give it to you.

Speaker 1

Okay, great, a.

Speaker 4

Great Julian, honest Julian. Yes, please, did.

Speaker 1

You want a message or anything on?

Speaker 2

Like we can put a little bit of little messages there on the card, on the on the cup from you.

Speaker 6

Okay to our new tradition. No one gets me like you do.

Speaker 1

Okay, that's fun. Yeah, to a new tradition. Okay, good, I got that.

Speaker 2

And you can expect these at the store, probably never, because this is actually a radio show.

Speaker 1

My name is Jewbel.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 5

Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 2

Hi, I'm Victoria, and the show is called The Jewbel Show. And this is actually a segment we do call it to catch a cheater where if your significant other things you might be messing around, we see whose name they give us for flowers or Starbucks cup and things like that, and your boyfriend Victor is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 3

Hi, honey, Hi, so listen. I just need to ask you, who is Julia?

Speaker 4

Julian is my manager at work?

Speaker 3

Why? Why are you so you're shooting on me with your andero.

Speaker 4

Are you joking right now?

Speaker 6

You literally know that I just got a promotion, So I just wanted to give him a thank you for helping me.

Speaker 4

I wouldn't have gotten the promotion if it wasn't for him.

Speaker 3

That's that's great, That's that's totally that's that's awesome, of course, But you know when did you find out out this promotion? You didn't tell me that?

Speaker 4

Well, yeah, because I didn't think I had to.

Speaker 6

You know how hard I work, and you know how much I love this job, and obviously you know that that. Like, that's literally why I had to switch my schedule. If I work at night, I can become shift leader. So I had to switch my schedule. And he's the one that's been helping me and.

Speaker 4

Giving me tips. I don't know. I don't even understand, like why are you doing this?

Speaker 3

Well, one was a little weird that you you know, wouldn't tell me about this, And number two, what is this new tradition were talking about.

Speaker 6

I don't think it really matters because there's something to do with work, and obviously I don't know. We don't really talk about things like that anymore. We just kind of go day by day. Like I don't know what to tell you. I tell you almost everything. You knew I was getting a promotion. It's not really a big deal at all. And also, like, why would I even tell you you have to call a radio station to get something out of me instead of just coming to

me directly. I don't understand. This is why I probably didn't tell you. We can't either communicate properly.

Speaker 4

So what are you doing? Why would you think I'm cheating or anything? It's literally a think you get.

Speaker 3

Because I overheard you on the drive talking about late nights and you know, talking about how it's just you and me, you know, late nights or whatever, and how I you know, I can't stand doing it either.

Speaker 6

Okay, but don't you think it's a little weird that you're just listening to my conversations in the right through. That's a little weird right now, and that's really uncomfortable for me. You're taking things so out of context.

Speaker 5

Well, I appreciate this is probably shocking for you to hear. You also have to understand, honey, that your man is coming to you saying that he's worried, he loves you, he doesn't feel comfortable in this situation, and you're just jumping down his throne being super defensive, like do you want to try to make him feel like you're really not cheating? Because this I'm not really clear here, are you, Victor?

Speaker 3

I mean no, I'm not hearing me at all, and I have been nothing supportive of or nothing, And what you're trying to accomplish.

Speaker 4

Okay, you know you're absolutely right, you are you really do? You try?

Speaker 6

You do whatever you like, give me my space, and you try not to smother me. But like, I don't think it's easy to talk to you or tell you anything. Actually, even even the way you're approaching me about this is what's getting me upset. And look, you're trying to support me, supporting me by outing me and calling a radio station instead of talking to me. That's not supportive at all. You don't even know me. I mean, look look at everything you're doing right now. I know for a fact,

Julian probably wouldn't do any of this. He would just talk to me because he actually understands me.

Speaker 1

That sounds suspect, Sophie.

Speaker 3

Yeah, what is that supposed to learn? Means he understands you or he gets you? And I have Donalds. So what have you guys have like qualified of one on one time or something?

Speaker 6

You know what, I'm actually I'm actually pretty tired of this, you know what?

Speaker 4

Yes, I am, Okay, I'm Julian. Is that what you wanted to hear? Everything?

Speaker 6

I'm sorry, but you know you say you do everything, you give me faith, But honestly, I am so tired of this and I'm done with you.

Speaker 4

I'm done with this. This was the last role. I'm done.

Speaker 1

She hung up Victor.

Speaker 3

Uh oh great, that's that makes sense. I guess she hangs out with me all the time. I guess that's it.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 3

I expected it to go. Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? That's what happens when you're an idiot for two years.

Speaker 1

I guess you're not an idiot. No, it's not your fault.

Speaker 2

And uh, you'll find someone who won't be like that to you and won't cheat on you. And also, hopefully, at least if you can take anything from it, it's like, don't feel bad about the feelings that you were having because they were correct.

Speaker 5

Yeah, and don't be afraid to bring that up and have those conversations because your person is going to hear you and not make you feel like that.

Speaker 3

Thank you, guys, thank you. I'm sorry to have this be what you know, fills up your time. I'm sorry about that, but I think I have to go and I just want to I just want to be alone.

Speaker 1

Thank Yeah, understandable, manure.

Speaker 2

Okay, the Jewbele shows to catch a cheater,

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