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Tim & Jeff - Kat’s Phone

Aug 29, 20249 min
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➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1

It's time to cash a cheater.

Speaker 2

Only on the Jubile Show, Jeff is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend, Kat, who's been dating for three months, might already be messing around. We'll see if we can help him out, Jeff. Sorry, you're going through this, man, what's going on? Why do you think Kat's cheating on you? Yeah?

Speaker 3

Man, I mean, look, I'll just keep her sure and simple pretty much.

Speaker 4

Kay and I go to these parties every I don't know, every couple of weeks or so.

Speaker 3

It's just kind of common friends that we have. I'm an actor, she's an actor. We have a lot of actor friends and nothing. We were at one of these parties and I was talking to this one guy outside having a cigarette, and he was asking me how I was going with Kat, and I was just telling you, you know, it's going good.

Speaker 1

I mean I like her, I think I love her.

Speaker 3

So far, so good. And then he starts telling me, like to going on this tangent, telling me to be careful, keep an eye out on her. He saw her go in the room with this guy and he was in there and she was in there a long time with them. And I'm like, that really called me off guard, and I can't stop thinking about this.

Speaker 5

Yeah, that's always disturbing, especially when it's somebody that's close to you, like you would hope they're just looking out for you. Did you say anything to Kat?

Speaker 1

I mean I hadn't.

Speaker 3

No, I haven't had a second. No.

Speaker 5

Okay, does she act different around you?

Speaker 6

No?

Speaker 3

But I feel like I might start acting different because it's on my mind.

Speaker 5

Yeah, did this guy like give you details about who she was in the room with or like, was it just kind of only?

Speaker 3

Yeah? I just told me they were just in there. And again he didn't sit there in confirm it that, like you know they did who knows what, But like he was just saying they were in there.

Speaker 1

A long time. And how old do you know this dude?

Speaker 3

She's a kind of mine. He's a homie. I mean when I'm best friends, but I know him.

Speaker 5

Does he like Kat? Like, like, is he cool with her being your your girl?

Speaker 3

I mean yeah, he's he's my home. I wouldn't see why he'd have a problem with Kat. He's just kind of part of our friend group. We all hang out at these parties. Were all artists. No, Yeah, he's he's cool.

Speaker 5

Did you ever think about asking somebody else at these parties, like if they'd seen her doing anything?

Speaker 1

Not?

Speaker 3

Not yet at least sure.

Speaker 5

I mean, you don't really want it to get back to her that you're running around you being like, what's my girl doing? So again, probably better that you haven't. Has she done anything like this before? Like does she have a history of cheating that you're aware of?

Speaker 4

Oh no, no, no no.

Speaker 5

And you didn't see where the guy, like the who she went in with, Like did you didn't go check on it?

Speaker 1

Like, oh, let me go, where's my girlfriend?

Speaker 3

I wasn't there, or of course I would have like investigated or even gone in the room if I actually saw her go in the room back then of course this is just stuff that was bad to me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card member at, So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store and tell her that every single month, we choose one rewards card member at random hu guest free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends us to you or to somebody else. Okay, sounds good, Okay, pleasure, I'll come back and get your

to catch theeter next. Right in the middle of to catch a teter and if you're just joining us, Jeff is on the phone, and Jeff thinks that his girlfriend Kat might be cheating. They've been dating for three months. So in a minute, we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards member at and say that every single month, we choose one rewards member who get three flowers delivered from our Florida department. We'll see if she sends those to Jeff

or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jeff, why don't you catch us up on your situation?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 3

Pretty much. What happened was, I was just like one of these parties with my girlfriend and a bunch of other actor and artist friends of ours. Is just to get together where we just you know, enjoy ourselves during drink a little play some games. And I was outside having a cigarette with one of the homies. Is just one of our friends that comes tote parties off and then he starts just asking me questions about Cat, how's going, we're with her, and I'm telling him, you know, things

are going good. I like her, I think I love her. It's been three months. And then just starts putting off on this tangent, telling me to be careful, keeping an eye out on her and whatnot, and telling me that he saw Cat go into a room with another guy and we're in there for a long time, and yeah, that's the big juice.

Speaker 1

Yeah, anybody tells you that. All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 6

Yes?

Speaker 1

Here we go.

Speaker 2

Hello, this is Gorbyn calling from and I take the cat please?

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, she's asleep right now.

Speaker 1

No take message or so this is cat phone.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just answering it for she play pass around.

Speaker 2

I can call back. I'm calling from the grocery store.

Speaker 3

What Tim, Tim?

Speaker 1

What are you doing?

Speaker 4

Tim?

Speaker 2

Who's this?

Speaker 5

Doan? Yo?

Speaker 3

Tim?

Speaker 4

What are you doing? What do you Why are you with Cat?

Speaker 1

Tim? This is the Jebel Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewbil.

Speaker 2

Yeah, Hi am Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria And that's your buddy Jeff on the phone. And we do a segment called to Catch Cheater. So he thought Kat might be cheating because.

Speaker 4

You kind of said she might be Oh man, yeah you know, I'm jeff.

Speaker 1

What what? Tim?

Speaker 5

Tim?

Speaker 3

Are you serious right now?

Speaker 4

You're the one that would eat I don't know.

Speaker 5

All right, let's not jump to conclusions even though I have. Also, let's go Tim, why are you answering Cat's phone? And why are you there while she's asleep?

Speaker 6

Um?

Speaker 4

Why do you guys think?

Speaker 1

Okay, so you're not denying it? No?

Speaker 4

No, no, no?

Speaker 5

How long has this been going on?

Speaker 3

Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4

What the man?

Speaker 3

Tim? What are you talking?

Speaker 1

What are you doing with Kat?

Speaker 4

What are you doing?

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 6

Bro?

Speaker 4

Didn't we talk last week? I told you to watch out for her. That's what she does. He adn't tell me it was you, he piece. I mean, yeah, I guess I didn't, But yeah, that was me to went their room with her, So, like you know, I got surprised.

Speaker 2

Wait, so when you told him that his girlfriend Kat went in the room with somebody, you were talking about yourself?

Speaker 3

I was?

Speaker 4

I mean, yeah, I mean I was trying to trying to be a good dude. Let him know.

Speaker 3

You know, she kind of known to do this.

Speaker 5

Bro, You're just trying to help him out by baiting her or like you just wanted to do this, like do you like her or what? But I don't understand.

Speaker 1

I'm so lost.

Speaker 4

No, everyone's just kind of hooks up of these parties, and that's like kind of what happens man, there, Jeff, you know you know this is what happens at these parties.

Speaker 3

Bro, Bro, Bro, don't call me bro man, you can't.

Speaker 1

You're ruined everything.

Speaker 3

You ruined everything.

Speaker 4

Jeff settled down, all right, something.

Speaker 3

Well, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 1

Have me done to this guy?

Speaker 5

Got some nerve?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 7

Bro, what happened to the party before? Okay, if I if I remember correctly here, Jeff, someone instigated something with me a couple of weeks ago and told me that Kat was probably all doing the same thing.

Speaker 3

Remember this. Look, all I remember is that you are being there eas of trash. You are a piece of trash and the worst friend ever.

Speaker 4

Damn, Jeff, dude, stopping so hard on yourself.

Speaker 1

Man, come on, this is just.

Speaker 6

Like whatever, aim, Well, like, okay, a couple of weeks ago, I mean, Jeff, kind of you know, instigator kind of came on to me, told me that Kat was probably all doing the same sort of thing.

Speaker 1

Yeah, Jeff, what I don't this is too much for me?

Speaker 6

For me too.

Speaker 1

So did you hook up with Tim?

Speaker 5

So?

Speaker 3

What well, what's following with that? Huh?

Speaker 5

Well then you cheated too, did Kat know?

Speaker 6

Yeah?

Speaker 4

I mean I'm soldan't suspect. I ain't say anything, but she knows. I mean, like being so hard on you though, Bro, It's just it's just fun. I mean like everyone's just having a good time, you know.

Speaker 5

Okay, I don't know what goes on at these parties. As long as everybody's on the same page, it's a good time. But it seems like we've got a little bit of different ideas.

Speaker 4

That's true, okay, all right? Well Tim Lloyd, what if I just came over and we talked it out and we can settle this.

Speaker 1

It's not a big deal, dang Tim skirt Jeff, Right now.

Speaker 4

I can be there in like thirty minutes, not that far.

Speaker 3

Thirty minutes. You better be hearing thirty minutes and you only have thirty minutes, be quick?

Speaker 1

What okay? For what I think I know? All right, Well, I let you guys work it out. Jeff.

Speaker 2

I'm glad you know you got your answer, and take care bye, okay, all right.

Speaker 1

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