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Skye & Paul - Candace Sucks

Jan 16, 202512 min
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➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1

It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2

Guy is on the phone today for to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year named Paul might be messing around. So we'll see if we can help her out. Skuy, sorry you have to come on the show this way, But what's going on? Why do you think Paul might be cheating?

Speaker 3

So Paul and I have been together for like about a year or so, and you know, things are starting to get a little bit more serious. Okay, we're well in long term relationships before this, so you know, we came into this agreeing to take things slowly, you know, and it's been really good, like almost too good. We don't argue. I really think I'm starting to fall in love. Like I don't even know how I want.

Speaker 1

To say that, but right, but like, have you guys said that to each other? We haven't yet.

Speaker 3

No, Okay, so I don't know, as I'm sort of hesitant to say that on the radio.

Speaker 1

But I feel like you're still healthy. Everybody says it like after three right.

Speaker 3

Well, I wasn't, like I said, I was in a long term relationship before and I kind of got burned in that. So I'm I really want this. I feel really really good and really gazed about this. I really want to make sure that we do it right way good for you. But anyways, what's going on now is that, like I don't know if I like, I kind of think he's cheating. And I'll tell you why. So, like

he's been really distracted with work. Like normally we see each other three or four times a week, but the last couple of weeks it's only been like once a week or like sometimes like not even at all. And then the other day I was over at his house and like, you know, I was like feeling like in

the mood and everything. I was trying to like, you know, get something to go in, but he said, like he wasn't in the mood, and like that's kind of weird for him, and I don't think that's ever really happened. But the biggest thing that I've noticed is that he's been texting with his ex. Oh why yeah, well so they like I said, like he was in a relationship

for with her for about five years. There's a really nast you break up and then like in the last couple of weeks, I noticed her name, Like, her name's Candice, and I've noticed her name pop up on his phone like texts and stuff like that. Oh yeah, and like you know, it's I don't think it's like I don't know, uncommon for people to text their exits, but it's been a lot. And I also know they didn't end on good terms, so I don't know why they would be like communicating.

Speaker 1

Have they talked before, like has he texted with her before?

Speaker 3

Or is this not that I mean no, not that I know really, So again it's like kind of weird.

Speaker 4

Is there any reason why she would need to talk to him? Like obviously if.

Speaker 3

It's been that long, there there might I mean, there might be.

Speaker 1

I can't.

Speaker 3

You know, they were together for a long time, so I'm sure there's like stuff that would come up here and there, but not like consistently talking like it's been.

Speaker 1

I've noticed it a lot. So did you ask him about it?

Speaker 3

No, because I'm nervous about what he's gonna say, And I also don't want him to like give I don't want to give him a chance to lie to me, right.

Speaker 4

Like, even if he has your intentions, I think if it's somebody that you had deep feelings for you were together for five years and you're talking to them all of a sudden all the time. Yeah, I feel like it would be a little bit confusing or eat for him, even if he hasn't done anything, there's definitely.

Speaker 1

Some type of especially when the behavior has changed, right.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I'm saying that to say that I understand why you're feeling some kind of way. But do you think he's really cheating or just talking to her? Like, is he aren't technically both? Would you consider both cheating? I mean yeah, but then that's going to come down to a whole different technicality. So I'm talking about like being physical with each other. Like, do you think he's seeing.

Speaker 1

Her at maybe?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 3

I think so. If they're texting all the time, and like the fact that he's been so distant and things that so like off in my opinion, is like a huge red flag to me.

Speaker 1

Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.

Speaker 2

For you already told us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song come back, and then call him and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member at random, we get free flowers the liver from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right, well play us. I'll come back and get you to Catch a Cheater right after this. If you're

just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater. Sky is on the phone and she's been with her boyfriend Paul for a year now, and now she thinks that something might be going on. So we're about to call him from the grocery store that he's a rewards card remember at and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend Sky or

to somebody else. But before we do that, Sky, why don't you remind us why you think he might be cheating.

Speaker 3

So in the past few weeks, he's been a little bit distant, and I've also noticed he's been texting with his ex Candice or just noticed her phone.

Speaker 1

Her name pop up on his phone.

Speaker 3

So that's pretty weird, and I'm a little concerned that something else is going on.

Speaker 1

Yeah, to your knowledge, he doesn't like talk to his ex anymore. Right, no, to my knowledge. Okay, it's just starting. Yeah, are you ready for us to call them? I guess all right, here we go.

Speaker 2

Hello, Hey, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for our Awards card member named Paul speaking Paul.

Speaker 1

Hey, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

Speaker 2

I'm actually calling to say congratulations, thank you for shopping with us. Here this month's big winner. Okay, what I land the flowers and I you I get flowers. Yes, every single month, we choose one random Awards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved floral department. So you've won thirty six long stamer red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States of America.

Speaker 5

Do I have to like hand over my stuff like credit card and all that.

Speaker 2

No purchase necessary, no info necessary. It's just our way of saying thank you very much for shopping with us and being on our rewards program. Okay, great, okay, well this here's how it works. I can take the information in just a matter of minutes. Over the phone. If you know who you want to send them to right now, I'm prepared to do that.

Speaker 5

Is there any way you could make the roses like white instead of are they read or white?

Speaker 1

Does it matter?

Speaker 2

I don't know, but that I can find out that answer for you before we hang up.

Speaker 1

Okay, all right, come on.

Speaker 2

All I would need from you to get these ordered and shipped out would be the first and last name of the person you'd like to send them to, whatever you like to put on a card, and then we'll get the address.

Speaker 5

Okay, send them to?

Speaker 1

All right? And do you want to put anything on a card to canvas?

Speaker 3

Uh?

Speaker 5

Yeah, just right, like something to the effective. Keep your head up. Only another week and it's all over. I promise, keep your head up. My god, I knew it.

Speaker 3

I knew it. You're gonna break up with you.

Speaker 1

This week, Paul, that's your girlfriend Sky. This is actually The Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 2

We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other is cheating, you see who they send flowers to.

Speaker 3

Yeah. I can't believe you're cheating with Candem. This is insane, Paul.

Speaker 1

I knew it.

Speaker 3

I knew it. What do you even have to say it right now?

Speaker 1

I really what?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 1

It sounds to me like you're caught.

Speaker 3

Okay, yeah, come on, explain yourself. I don't know your ex girlfriend, I mean after five years. Well okay, yeah, yeah, no, no.

Speaker 5

I just talk for a second here and just tell you it's not it's what this looks like.

Speaker 1

Oh it isn't.

Speaker 3

It isn't. Okay, yeah, yeah, by all means, explain yourself. I don't know how I'm going to get yourself out of this, but go for it. I'll tell you if you just give me a second. Okay, I know, Okay, I've given you.

Speaker 5

I understand how this looks and this is the thing they do over it's the radio. But I can prove totally that this is not what it looks like. Okay, I promise you. It's a big miscommunication, all right.

Speaker 3

Oh a miscommunication you barely wanted to middle last few.

Speaker 5

Weeks, guys, is a big miscommunication, and I'm going to explain it to you.

Speaker 3

Yeah, okay, explain it. I mean, you've barely wanted to see me the last week. You haven't wanted to get into it. I was going to say, I know I lie to me about it. I should have addressed all that. It's been very crazy at work, as you know. And this is why I've seen Candace texting you. I've seen her name pop up on your phone exactly.

Speaker 5

So Candas now works at my job. She's a new hire there, and I should have told you.

Speaker 3

And why you're acting to work at your job?

Speaker 5

Are you crazy? No?

Speaker 1

No, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 5

It's not that canvas.

Speaker 1

It's a different canvas.

Speaker 4

And why would you feel like you needed to tell her that in the beginning. I'm kind of confused. You were acting like this was somebody that she already knew.

Speaker 5

Well, I don't know. For one second, I was on the radio order and roses, and then I'm getting bombarded by and now I'm on the I'm like, yeah, I'm kind of back.

Speaker 3

You literally sent Candace Flowers and it's all going to be over next week.

Speaker 5

Well, I said the last name was on there, and so it's a different last name. Please tell you what happened, and then you can decide whether you want to.

Speaker 1

Believe her waiting for you to claim All.

Speaker 5

Right, Okay, so Candace. Candace is a new employee, not ex girlfriend. Candace. She's a new employee and I've been tasked with training her. We do high pressure sales job, as you know, and it's been pretty hard on her and I've been tasked with training her over the last week. And I send her the flowers because I feel bad because she messed up on a sale the other day and I kind of snapped at her, I mean, a bitter head off, so I thought it would be a

nice gesture. It was stupid, and I should I should have just sent them to you, But like, this is just a complete platonic work thing and it was free, so I was like, well, so.

Speaker 3

It really it has no value, Okay, but what's going to be over in a week?

Speaker 5

Why do you have to include that her training period? It's a one week training period and that and she's getting put through the wringer and then I'm like, that'll be over, it'll be behind, so her stress levels will drop severely and I'm gonna have to be working with her forever. So I don't either hating me, So I just want to reliterate that I would I would never step out on you. And I've been cheated on before, so I don't plan to do it on somebody else.

And I've been really I've been feeling very bad about how I've been with you and distracted, and I've just been busy handling this situation at work. This job is exhausting, and she is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Did oh? Also, do you have it?

Speaker 1

Did you?

Speaker 5

Were you recording the whole thing? Because I did ask for white on the roads to oh you did white? Friends?

Speaker 1

What still wasn't the first thing that came to my mind. But now red roses like love.

Speaker 4

And white for friends friendship, yellow is friendship either way for a different color than the red.

Speaker 3

I feel so I feel some God Now, I mean.

Speaker 4

You don't need to feel bad. You had every right to feel the way that you did. The communication needed to happen. I mean, how you know is the new person's training is named Candice as well?

Speaker 1

What are the chances? What are the odds? Yeah?

Speaker 3

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I yelled at you.

Speaker 5

Do you ever know any you go through customs and you feel nervous and you have nothing to hide like that's been like the last ten minutes

Speaker 1

The Jewel Shows to catch a Cheater

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