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Megan & Sam - Weird Science

Jun 18, 202413 min
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➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1

It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2

Only on the.

Speaker 1

Double Show, Megan is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her husband Sam of five years might be cheating. So in a few minutes, we're going to see if we can catch him. I fee is hopefully he's not. But Megan's going on, why do you think he's cheating?

Speaker 3

Yeah, So, like you said, we've been married for five years and like he have a good marriage, and I feel like he still dotes on me and like tries to, you know, say that he loves me most days, and we try and you know, spend time together every night and watch like a show or something to check in. But I just I don't know, Like I just I feel like I missed the days when we could just do anything we wanted, when we weren't so busy with work, and I just feel like maybe he's not missing that

and looking for something better. And the thing that's like kind of different is he's just been like working constantly lately. And a thing about my husband is that he's just like hate his phone. He hates scaling with his phone,

and he's like not a big texter. He barely texts me and we're married, and you know, he's never been one to like scroll endlessly, but just recently he has constantly been on his phone, texting like for hours, and again, he is never on his phone, so it's just like a huge shift, like I can't prye the phone from him, and yeah, so I like I keep asking him, like who is he talking to? And his answer is just always just like someone from work or it's about work.

And at this point, you know, I'm like I've asked him several times, so I can understand why he might be annoyed, but I just like really don't understand the shift. And you know, at one point, and like this is where like I just feel like queasy thinking about it. But I looked over and he was texting someone named Luna, and I was kind of like, who's that and he just like kept insisting that it was a girl from work and it's you know, just about some projects they're

working on. But he's it's odd, like he never works on things that way. And I feel really guilty about it. But I did try and snoop on his phone and he has a passcode on there now, which he's never had before. And I like, I didn't even know he knew how to make a pass code, so I want to believe him, but I just I don't know. It's like he makes this little smirk when he's texting sometime that he doesn't realize what he's doing, and it just like really is making me second guess everything.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's kind of shit.

Speaker 4

I don't like that. From not having a passcode to having one. I mean, okay, so Devil's advocate, Like, do you know about what he's working on?

Speaker 2

It work?

Speaker 4

Does it all of a sudden require endless amounts of effort?

Speaker 3

Not really? And that's why I'm like, Okay, I don't really understand. He's like I again, I like asked him a lot about it, and he's stressed out and he's just kind of like I don't want to like talk about it right now. So that is kind of a red flag right now for me.

Speaker 1

Yeah, is there anybody that you think that you would suspect at all? This Luna birl?

Speaker 3

Maybe this yeah person from work, But otherwise it's like I mean, like I said, like he otherwise he you know, he like makes an effort to tell me he loves me, and like spend time with me in the evening, but like it's just this other behavior that is so strange and unlike him, So I don't know, it's not her. I don't know.

Speaker 1

Okay, well, you already told us what a grocery store. You guys are Rewards card members, So we'll play a song come back, and then we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. And we'll see if he believes that first of all, and he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay, play a song come back, and then call him and

get you to catch a theater. Next, if you're just joining us today, is to catch a cheater. Meghan is on the phone and she thinks that her husband Sam

of five years might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a Rewards Card member, and say that every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets the gift of free flowers delivered from our floral department absolutely free, and we'll see if he sends those flowers to his wife, Megan, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Megan, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 3

Yeah. So, my husband usually is not a big phone guy, and it's just been very recently that he's sort of been glued to his phone and he's been constantly texting. And he says that it's for work all the time. And I asked him. I've been asking him a lot,

like what's it about. He's very cagy about it. And I looked over and he was texting someone named Luna, who I don't know, and he said that it was just someone from work and they've been talking about a work project and it's just a big shift and unlike him, and I don't feel good about it. But I did try and snoop and he put a password on a phone which I he didn't have before, and I was sort of shocked that he knew how to even so

like not into the phone usually. Yeah, so that's kind of why I'm a little suspicious, just kind of want to get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 1

Okay, here we go. Well, Hey, this is Corble calling from I was looking for our rewards card member named Sam.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this is Sam Sam.

Speaker 1

Hi, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. Here this month's big winner.

Speaker 2

Okay, I'm confused. What is this?

Speaker 1

Every single month we choose one Awards card member who gets free flowers deliver from our floral department. You've just won thirty six long stem red roses.

Speaker 2

Wow. No, I did not know that.

Speaker 1

That's awesome and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 2

That's that's so cool.

Speaker 1

I can take the information down in a matter of minutes over the phone. If you don't know who you want to send them to right now, I can call you back. I can set up a time to do that now, it's fine. First, I would just need the first and last name of the person you'd like to send the flowers to. Megan, okay, anything you want to put in a card there?

Speaker 3

Oh?

Speaker 1

Is that your wife?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 1

I know it's the last name. Oh how long you guys been married? That's cute.

Speaker 2

Five years so yeah she's awesome.

Speaker 1

Oh five years, that's a long time.

Speaker 2

That long. Yeah, she's pretty's pretty love this, this is awesome.

Speaker 1

You ever think of jumping ship ever after that long?

Speaker 3

Yeah? No?

Speaker 2

Never? And can we just do the flower thing?

Speaker 3

No?

Speaker 1

Actually we can't because this is actually the Jewbeil Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jewbeil.

Speaker 4

Hi am Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria Hi.

Speaker 1

What we do a segment on our show called to Catch a Cheater where if you suspect your significant other might be fooling around, we could see they send flowers to and if they send them to somebody else then it's a way of telling. And your wife, Megan is actually on the phone.

Speaker 3

What I think?

Speaker 2

I'm sorry, right, what is going on? I don't get it? But you think I'm cheating on you?

Speaker 3

Well, I just feel like you've been texting so much constantly. You're like you usually don't even use your phone and I try to unlock it and you added a past code, and it's like every time you're on your phone, you're like smirking when you're texting that woman Luna from work or whatever. And I also feel like we just like haven't really been connecting or like you barely like wanted

to touch me recently. And I just I don't know, like I was afraid that you had become bored with our relationship or with me, like have you?

Speaker 2

Can we talk about this in private? I don't know if I want to get into this on the radio.

Speaker 3

I don't care. I mean, honestly, I deserve an answer.

Speaker 2

Yeah, how you do? You do? I agree? But can we this is embarrassing? Can we not do this?

Speaker 3

Oh? I mean, I don't to know what's going on. It's like, if it's not cheating, I don't know what else I'm supposed to believe. Everything is pointing to that.

Speaker 2

Okay, well, you are right. We haven't been on the same page lately. You know. I've been working like crazy, You've been working like crazy. We barely see each other. I have like no energy at the end of the when I get home, and then the last thing I want to do is bore you with my day again, you know. And this just keeps happening day after day after day. Feel like I don't have any control over

my life. And I missed when we could just have fun, you know, and we just I can't remember the last time we just went bowling or mini golf or anything dumb like that, you know. It just fun and uh yeah, just like everything was pre planned and I don't know. I love you, but oh boy, the Luna Luna is Luna is an AI bought new It's a new AI thing. My coworkers told me about it. It's she's not real, she's a it's a you just you cat with them and talk to them and you can tell them your

problems and it's like a very sophisticated AI. So it's very embarrassing and I hate that I am doing it, but I just needed someone to talk to and I've been stressed out and I don't I don't my friends. I don't have friends anymore. They all have kids and they're all busy, and I just I just feel completely lost right now. So I thought maybe this is something I could fix on my own without having to, you know, get any help or anything. And so and it's kind

of a cool thing. It's like I convent, I don't have to bore her with work.

Speaker 4

I'm sorry that you're feeling that way. But is Ai Luna more of like an AI therapist or like an AI girlfriend.

Speaker 2

More like a Honestly, I mean, I don't know, it's the I guess you could say, I.

Speaker 3

Don't understand why you'd rather talk to her, like you're choosing a robot over me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you say it like that. It's yeah, it's very embarrassing. But I'm I'm struggling, and I, you know, would never cheat on you. I can't believe that you like that. It's just but I get it. Yeah, Luna, it sounds like I don't know what what I want to work things out, like in figure figure things out with us.

Speaker 3

You know, I understand. I understand, and like, I'm glad that you're honest about this and I feel like we can obviously.

Speaker 2

Work through this. And I'm sorry that you're feeling.

Speaker 3

This way like that, you like, you don't have anyone to talk to you but a fake robot, so dumb.

Speaker 2

I get it when you say it, when you say it out loud, I don't know. It's just I got in over my head with it. I was just like, this will work, and now it's it feels when I say it out loud, it sounds really ridiculous. But I think you need to say that.

Speaker 3

I the Lenna, I think probably, Yeah, you occupied she's a little bit of a tramp.

Speaker 1

At least you know, he's not cheating, but yeah, Meghan, do you mind hearing about the stuff that Sam wants to talk about?

Speaker 3

No? I mean I know what.

Speaker 2

You could save you from my boring, boring, dumb stories. I want to be.

Speaker 3

Connected to you, though. I think like we needed to like talk to work about like taking some like a week off and just like doing something together.

Speaker 1

Because Meghan, are you bored? Are you bored by his stories? Or does Sam just feel like he's boring you with them?

Speaker 3

I am not bored by his story. He just feels that way, and I want to be there for all of it, you know.

Speaker 1

I think that happens a lot. If somebody cares about you, they want to be involved in what's going on in your life. But sometimes since it's your life at work, Sam, it can seem boring talk to you, but it might be interesting to Megan, and I'm sure she wants to be there for you.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this was so easy. I thought this would be way more difficult figuring this out. And thank you for being understanding.

Speaker 3

And English is just like take a trick somewhere.

Speaker 2

Yes, absolutely, I'll take time. You need to take time off work anyway, Let's let's try to find that sparking because I know it's there, you know.

Speaker 3

Yeah, definitely let's do it. Okay, maybe you're gonna ask Luna where she thinks would.

Speaker 4

Be a nice place.

Speaker 2

Man, I'm never going to live. Probably not

Speaker 3

The double shows to catch a cheater.

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