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Garret & Nony - Mistaken Dishwasher

Mar 27, 202412 min
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➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1

It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2

Only on the.

Speaker 3

Double Show, Garrett is on the phone today for it to Catch a Cheater, and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named Noni might be cheating on him. Garrett, and thank you for coming on the show and agreeing to do this. Tell us what's going on, man, what's the situation with your girlfriend?

Speaker 2

Guys?

Speaker 4

So pretty much, you know, like you said, you know, I've been together with my girlfriend for three years, and you know, I just want to put out there that she's bisexual. And you know, recently she's actually made a new female friend. I'm not too sure like much about her, to be honest, but she seems to be very secretive about it.

Speaker 2

I mean anytime like her.

Speaker 5

Own girlfriend's been secretive about her new friend.

Speaker 4

Yeah, and sometimes, you know, I know her sexuality and you know, it's never really been an issue, and if it has, I've always kind of kept it on the back of my head. But you know, she's even made jokes about it, and you know, she's saying she's not cheating because I you know, I confronted her about him, like,

you know, are you cheating on me? Because you know, the past month has been really really weird, Like she will go off to the bathroom, she'll get on the phone, she'll take a shower, but I can hear her like talking to somebody and yeah, and you know, she won't even let me see.

Speaker 2

Their conversations over text either.

Speaker 4

I mean one time when she was sleeping, I know I shouldn't have done it, but I did go through her phone and I didn't see any weird messages from anybody.

Speaker 2

So it led me to think, like, is she deleting messages?

Speaker 4

So I that's really why I didn't I got in touch with you guys, because I have no idea what to do. And I love my girlfriend, and I mean I would do anything for her, and I just don't want anybody to be jeopardizing what we have, you know.

Speaker 6

And I don't know that it would be the person that's seopardizing your relationship as much as it is, you know, whatever's going on with the two of you. But if she's never done this, she's never done anything like this before with any of her other girlfriends.

Speaker 2

Never, never.

Speaker 4

We have an amazing relationship. I mean I trust her, she trusts me. You know, we have a really good relationship. You know, we're very open about about anything that goes on in our life. Okay, I've been feeling a little off. You haven't talked to her about this?

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, she has no idea.

Speaker 4

I mean I kind of, like I said a month ago, I kind of threw it out there, like joking, like, babe, are you cheating on me? And she's like, of course not. And you know, we kind of just went about our days.

Speaker 6

Henlly, is she gonna say, yeah, baby, ye have a good day.

Speaker 3

I would be that would be definitely a punching the guy, like, oh, oh, okay, you are right weird. Yeah, I know, I say it all the time in these it's weird about cheaters. A lot of times they also are liars. Weird, yeah, weird. So but okay, so you're pretty sure that something might be going on.

Speaker 6

Did you meet this friend, like has she been around the house or have you met her never?

Speaker 4

I mean I know that they've been out, like they went to the grocery together. You know, they took like a yoga class together, like an all girls yoga class.

Speaker 2

So I didn't think anything nob it.

Speaker 4

I mean, I don't even know much about I'm assuming she I don't know about her friend's sexuality, but I don't like girlfriend is you know, bisexual. But I mean it's never been an issue, so I kind of didn't think anything of it. I mean, you know, we have we have a good relationship and you know kind of you know, we.

Speaker 2

Get it on almost every day.

Speaker 5

So are you just bragging?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 1

No, no, no, I mean I just don't see a reason why anything would be off and why she would be cheating on me. But I just have a weird, like you know, gut feeding, like there could possibly be something going on.

Speaker 3

Okay, you can't ignore that, No, No, I mean I just watched this video on Instagram the other day of a psychologist talking about dealing with with with your partner, and his ultimate message was, your gut pretty much tells you everything. Like I think something's going on, it probably is. Also, if you think something's going on, it's not a good sign as far as trust goes.

Speaker 5

But also trust your gut. So maybe there is, and hopefully it's not, and it's just a trust issue on your.

Speaker 2

Part, hopefully hopefully.

Speaker 3

All Right, so you already give us the grocery store that she shops at and is a reward card member at, so we'll call from there. We'll tell her that she's a big winner because every single month we choose one Rowars card member at random. He gets free flowers delivered straight from our beautiful new improof l old apartment. We'll see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 5

Okay, a perfect, perfect, All right, we'll play.

Speaker 3

A song come back and get your to Catch a Teeter next. Right in the middle of to Catch a Teter And if you're just joining us, Garrett is on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named Nanny might be sleeping around. So we're about to see if we can catch her. Garrett, real quick, refresh everybody's memory. Why you're suspicious?

Speaker 4

Yeah, so my girlfriend's been hanging out with this new female friend for the past month or so, and you know, she goes to yoga.

Speaker 2

Class, they go to the grocery store, and.

Speaker 4

I don't know, I just kind of think something's up, you know, like I mentioned to my girlfriend's bisexual. It's never been an issue, or I don't know if it has been, or I've never really put too much thought into it.

Speaker 2

And you know, maybe she's been kind of acting a little funny, like.

Speaker 4

Show will offer to go walk the dog, and she doesn't usually walk my dog, and you know, she'll go to the bathroom or you know, I'll hear the water running, but I can hear her talking, so I don't have any idea what's going on. Like my girlfriend, I love her to death, but she's been acting a little strange out of the usual.

Speaker 3

We're about to call her from the grocery store that she's a Rewards card member at and congratulate her on being this month's big winner. Because every single month, we choose one Rewars card member totally random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful new improved Pral apartment. And we'll see if she sends those flowers to you, Garrett, or to someone else.

Speaker 5

Okay, all right, thanks guys, All right here, we got my dollar.

Speaker 3

Front of her right now. Hello, Hi, is this Nony?

Speaker 7

Uh?

Speaker 5

Yeah, Nony?

Speaker 3

Congratulations. My name is Jorbel and I'm calling from to tell you that you're this month's big winner. Congratulations, you won?

Speaker 7

All right, I don't know what I won?

Speaker 2

What is this?

Speaker 5

The flowers?

Speaker 7

The flowers?

Speaker 3

Oh, you must not have seen the signs. Every single month we choose one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. It's thirty six long stem red roses. You also get a box of chocolates and you get a couple of balloons that go along with it and a note for whoever you want to send them to.

Speaker 7

Oh wow, okay cool.

Speaker 3

Yeah, if you know who you'd like to send them to right now, I can get the information in just a couple of minutes on the phone.

Speaker 7

Yeah no, I can know.

Speaker 5

Great.

Speaker 3

So what I will need then is just the first name and the last name of the person you want to send them to.

Speaker 7

H Yeah, it's Garrett.

Speaker 5

Would you like to send a card along with it to Garrett?

Speaker 7

Oh? Yeah, sure, that'd be great.

Speaker 5

Okay, wonderful. What would you like to say on the card?

Speaker 7

Oh, say, let's have a date night on me.

Speaker 5

Oh that's fun. No chance you'd ever cheat on Garrett.

Speaker 7

Huh. I actually have to get back to work. Do you need much more from me?

Speaker 3

Sorry about that. Let me get back on track here. I don't need much more from you, because now I need to let you know that this is actually the Jewel Show, and it's a radio show. I know, and that's Nina and that's Victoria, and we do a segment where if somebody thinks that their significant other is cheating, they can call us to try to find out if they are. And your boyfriend Garrett is actually on the phone and has been listening.

Speaker 2

IBB what abb.

Speaker 7

And I'll understand this is great news.

Speaker 5

Yeah, you're not cheating.

Speaker 2

I know. Yeah, I'm sorry to put you on the spot like this, babe.

Speaker 4

I mean, I've just been feeling, you know, a little down and insecure the past couple of weeks, and I don't know, I didn't want to to any of our friends or you know, anything that I was going through or any want them to think that I was being I don't know. I just I decided to get in touch with the radio station. And I hope you're not mad, but but yeah, you didn't want.

Speaker 7

To tell our friends, but you put up on the radio.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean nobody knows. I mean, hopefully nobody's hearing it.

Speaker 4

But yeah, I'm sorry, big, I mean, I'm happy that I'm hearing that you're sending me flowers and and.

Speaker 2

That you're not cheating on me. I know I should have talked to you about it and you.

Speaker 4

Know, maybe getting in touch with them wasn't the right move, but I did, and you know, hopefully we can just move on.

Speaker 2

And I love you.

Speaker 7

Why I'm cheating on you? Why would you think that.

Speaker 4

Yeah, you've been hanging out with your new friends, and you know you've been going out with her, and you know, I know all of your friends, and you know, you know my friends, and she's the only friend that I've never met, and I guess I know your sexuality, which has never been an issue, babe, and I just I got a.

Speaker 2

Little insecure for to I'm sorry.

Speaker 7

Yeah, we need to have a little bit of a talk about that, because I I wanted to introduce you guys, you just talk like opposite schedules, and I did not realize this is a thing. I feel like this is more of an issue that you have bisexuality that we need to talk about.

Speaker 6

Sorry, just to jump in on you really quick, Like you know, Grett is apologizing and it's great news that you're not cheating, but he did also express to us that you were, you know, taking calls in the bathroom and that you've been like acting a little bit different, so you know, it's kind of understandable.

Speaker 5

That he would be curious what you were up to.

Speaker 7

I mean, I guess we just have been talking a lot because we're new friends, you know what I mean, Like it's just and she's one of those people that called all the time. Yeah, I guess I'm just answering to me nice, Like I'm not someone who likes to have like phone calls constantly. But she does call a lot. But it's not anything weird, definitely not in like that.

Speaker 5

If you were Garrett, would you think the same thing.

Speaker 7

I guess, Like in my head, I would just assume that she's annoying that she's calling all the time. But I like, I see it now, I guess. But I really wasn't trying to be secretive. I was just like, oh my gosh, she's calling again.

Speaker 4

I'll answer even I'm doing something right, Okay, Well I feel better about this.

Speaker 2

And you're not getting flowers, baby, But I commised I'll Garrett, I think it's and this friend.

Speaker 7

So you.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we'll have a friend night and we'll go, you know, I don't know, we'll do something fun and I look.

Speaker 2

Forward to meeting your friend big.

Speaker 7

I mean eventually that would I just we definitely.

Speaker 2

Need to talk first, Babe. You sound a little annoyed.

Speaker 7

Yeah, I am annoyed. But the biggest thing I'm annoyed about is you said you were gonna do the dishes last night and they're still not done.

Speaker 4

Okay, yes, you have a point. I can see you're bothered. I'll do the dishes, babe, right away.

Speaker 2

I'll put them. I won't even put them in the dishwasher. I'll do them myself, the.

Speaker 5

Most polite confrontation.

Speaker 2

Oh no, I forgot about that again. Huh uh. I promise you know, I I'll get better with that, and and and.

Speaker 4

And then I'll work on that, and I'll make sure you know, the pills are clean and the dishes are washed after you cook dinner, and and and then we can you know, watch a movie or something, you know, but I'll make sure of all that stuff.

Speaker 2

I really am sorry.

Speaker 7

No, you won't. We both know you won't if you never do I mean, like, just stop telling me you're going to do it. If you're not going to do it, like, I'll do it. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2

No, I'll do it.

Speaker 5

I do it.

Speaker 2

Okay, fine, you have a point. On I'll do it. I'll do it.

Speaker 4

They don't worry about I'm the one that needs to make it up here. I'm the one that kind of put you on the spot and and and I know you're bothered at me. But when you get home tonight, I promise we'll talk about it, and you know, we'll move past this and I'm I'm going to be the best, amazing, trusting boyfriend in the entire world.

Speaker 2

You won't even I mean you'll you'll you'll notice it.

Speaker 6

Yeah, remember when you thought she was cheating stuff?

Speaker 7

But okay, well, I can keep not cheating on you if you can stop pretending you're gonna do something around the house and.

Speaker 2

Not do it.

Speaker 5

Sounds like a deal to me. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Action speak louder than words. I'm never doing a dish ever.

Speaker 5

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