Chris & Mallory - Seven Year Itch

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Chris is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater, and he thinks that his girlfriend for six years now might be cheating on him. Her name is Marley, and we're about to call her and see if we can catch her if she is cheating. Hopefully she's not, but Chris tells what's going on.

Yeah, well, we're not married.

We've been together like six years.

We've lived together for like.

Three of those years, three or four. And she just started nursing school.

Which is like crazy and takes a.

Lot of people's time and all that.

But she's we're like seventy months into her nursing school, and she just like, I know that you're busy when you're doing that. That's not the suspicious part. It's just she spends like a ton of time in the library. And I actually swung by there the other day kind of like on a bike ride see if she was there, but you know, she wasn't there. And then later on she came home lay and I actually I kind of made her some food and she got up to go use the bathroom.

I saw her.

Phone on the table and there was like one text and it said, I can't believe how hot it was, but your focus is on mash.

You're what, I'm sorry? How hot it was?

Yeah? Like what was hot?

And what was she focusing on?

I can't believe how hot it was, but your focus.

Does not match who was the text from tie? And you don't know who that is?

No, I'm just assuming it's like I don't know, I don't know who it is. Could be not good. I feel like I'm losing her and she comes home just like tires.

She doesn't asked me.

About my day.

Does she tell you about hers? Even?

Yeah, but she's just like, I'm so tired. I don't want to talk about it. She used to, you know, like bring.

Me snacks and like, you know, give me fun little compliments and stuff, but she just doesn't even do that anymore.

I feel like she barely.

Pays attention to me, and she just like comes home and just it's so exhausted and like throws on a TV show or just talks on the phone or something.

So it sounds like it's understandable that she would be exhausted, but the text messaging is weird, and ignoring you is weird. The hot thing too, you know that's weird. And you haven't tried to talk to her about any of this stuff?

Uh, not like like this. I mean, I feel like there's not a ton of time. You know, it's almost kind of like I wanted to like try and talk to her maybe at the library at.

That time, which I know is not a good time, but I don't know. Yeah, it just hasn't really worked out.

And what did the text say? One more time? Just one more time? What did the text again?

I can't believe how hot it was, but your focus is on that.

Yeah, I mean the hot thing right there will get me. I hear a lot of women say in the bedroom that sometimes.

You took it straight to the bedroom. Yeah, I meant not the hot part makes me like.

The hot part that.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I guess in her not being at the library either. Yeah, this is just like this is a weird one. This is like one of those puzzles where all the pieces don't actually fit. So don't I don't know where to put on. Well, we'll try to figure out. Okay, you told us about grocery store. She's a rewards card member at so we'll do what we usually do.

We'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store, and then we'll say that she's this month's big winner of thirty six long stem red roses that she can send to whoever she wants, and we'll see if she sends.

Them to you or somebody else.

Okay, I'm all right, place, I'll come back and hopefully she isn't cheating, but see if we can catch her in to catch cheater. Next, Chris is on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of six years named Marthy might be cheating on him. We're about to call her from the grocery store where she's a rewards card member and say that she's this month's big winner of thirty six longstim red roses. She can send to whoever she wants, and we'll see if she sends them to

Yeah, basically, my girlfriend Marley started nursing school like eight months ago or something that she's just been super busy and feels like she's kind of getting away from me. And I saw a text message.

One time that said something from someone called tie It was so hot.

But your focus is unparalleled. Are unmatched. Trying to catch at the library one time and she wasn't there when she said she was, So I'm not feeling good about it.

Yeah, well hopefully she isn't. But we're about to call her and we'll see.

Man.

Are you ready?

Yeah?

Here we go.

Hello.

Hi is this Marley? It is Marley. Hi, how are you?

My name is Jordan. I'm calling from Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. You're this month big winner.

Wow.

Thank you for being a rewards card member with us.

Oh wow, oh awesome, Thank you so much. When did I win?

Exactly every single month we choose one Rewards Card member completely random, just to say thank you very much for your business and being such a loyal customer. You've won thirty six long stim red roses delivered from our floral department. They come with a box of chocolates and a romantic card and everything. So if there's someone in your life you'd like to send them to absolutely free.

Oh my goodness. Yeah, that sounds amazing. I'm definitely going to take you up on that.

Great, okay, Weld.

The next step is we just need to know where they're going, because I can take the info over the phone really quick. If you know right now, we can do it right now, or you can come down to the store and fill out a form.

That's up to you.

I mean, I already have someone in mind, if.

That's okay, absolutely.

First I would need the first and last name of the person that you want to send them to.

Okay, it's Chris, Chris, okay.

And is there anything you want to put on a card?

Just do XO Marley Okay. Is this a boyfriend or something? Yeah, he's my long term boyfriend. Oh well, how long it has been together?

It must be like it's over six years now?

Oh wow, that's awesome. Congratulations. You know it's almost time for that seven year itch.

That's exactly Are you feeling that at all? It's just between me and you here.

I feel like I've been feeling it for sure, Like I'm not trying to be high key about it, but definitely be in on my mind, you know.

The past couple of months.

It happens, and this is awesome and congratulations and thank you so much for being a valued customer of arts.

Thank you, You guys are awesome.

Well, I don't know if you're going to think that in a second, because this is actually Jubil from a radio show called The Jebel Show.

Him Also on the Jubile Show Get Out, we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if you suspect your significant other might be cheating, we see you, they send flowers to and your boyfriend, Chris is actually on the phone right now.

Wait.

So like I'm the suspected cheater here, that's what's going and you guys are trying to figure out if I'm cheating on Chris. Yeah, that's really funny.

I would never cheat Chris.

What is going on? Why Why didn't you just come home with me about me?

What's going on?

I tried to you weren't at the library, and when I went by, and every time I try to talk to you, you come home just exhausted. And apparently you've got the seven year itch.

Whatever that means.

It doesn't mean I want to break up or anything. It's just you know, when you've been.

With someone, But what does that mean?

You just get like a weird itch?

Doesn't mean you act on it like it's just a feeling you get and we're kind of the reason why I'm getting the it is because I feel like.

You've been cheating.

What what for me?

Who's tie?

Who's Ti?

Ti is a girl? He's might classmates? Female?

Hot? Seating on me with a girl. You said it's so high your focus is unmatched.

Have you been checking my phone?

I wasn't checking, man.

I saw it pop up when you went to the bathroom.

And my messages aren't on open like that. You'd have to go into my.

Phone to see when you left you, I didn't check it.

You left your phone on the table, went to the bathroom, and.

So I was exhausted after a long day of school, and you took advantage of that by looking at my phone.

I didn't taking advantage of it.

You're being like massificient and who cares?

Why don't you answer the question?

What were you talking about?

The lab was hot, and I seed in the lab and everyone left to get my work done because no one wanted to stay in a hot lab except for me. So she made a comment about it that cheating.

What did the text say again, something about it being hot?

I don't know, she said, I can't believe a hot it was.

But your focus is unmatched.

It was hot, and my focus is unmatched. I've been so focused on doing mow school.

There's so much pressure on me to do good so that I can get like a good job. This has a massive life change for me, and I haven't really felt the support from you.

Hm.

I don't feel like it should change your entire like who you are, Like it would still be nice if you paid a little attention to me or like, you know, pay a compliment to me, kissed me or whatever.

You know, you just like feel like you're not there.

So, Marley, you're not cheating on him though I am not cheating on him, And you know, maybe I want some compliments and support and not delivered to me.

Sometimes it doesn't have to be a one way street. I'm going to cheat, but this is ridiculous.

Well, Marley, now that you know that he was concerned about you cheating and he did see that text, and clearly you're not cheating on him, is there anything you want to say that is reassuring to him at this point?

I mean, the only thing in my mind that would be reassuring right now is we need to see a couple's therapy or something, because this is ridiculous.

We need to learn how to communicate and support each other.

Un necessarily a bad thing. I honestly, I believe that every couple should be in couple's counseling just so you can not because every couple, every relationship has communication issues at times.

Well, I think you both want the same thing. You want him to see you and he wants you to see him just for who you guys are. So that's a good thing.

Maybe that's what we should do a.

Yeah, all right, you're right, I think we should.

I think we should do that.

I think we should too.

We need to have one on a retainer around here. We need to have a Jebel Show therapist. It could be amazing for you guys. Honestly, we also just need some time to reconnect and really focus on each other.

You guys have been busy. Life happens. Mm hmm yeah, okay, Well, at least you're not cheating, Chris a leash fan out. She's not cheating. That's goodness.

Now, Chris, you go get her flowers and then you guys can at least like kiss and makeup and stuff.

Yeah.

Mm HM.

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