Bill & Kathy - It’s a Gamble

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Bill is on the phone today for to catch a cheater, and he thinks that his wife of eleven years might be cheating. So in a few minutes we were in call her and see if we can catch her if she is, but hopefully she isn't. Bill, what's going on, man, why do you think your wife's cheating?

I know that she has like intomnia, so sometimes if she can't sleep, she'll go down to the market for you know, whatever Sunday drink, sun to eat, but that's really rare.

But lately it's been pretty constant.

So at least four times now that I've woken up, she's not been in the house, you know, not even in you know, not even like the next room or anything. So ask her about it, she just says, you know, it's my intomnia. So I took that at face value. And then I noticed there's weird charges on our bank account, like at weird times.

In the morning.

So it's it's not like too much money or anything. But I can just tell that this has been happening more and more aren't So that's the nuts.

And bolts of it.

So she just tells you that she has insomnia but doesn't tell you where she's going.

Well, I mean that's kind of where I'm Yeah, I hoping it's not my worst.

Fear, which would be infidelity. Sure, but I mean, I mean my wife, I.

Will say she's very attractive, and it wouldn't surprise me if some you know, guy was trying to weasel his way into her. Bad she's not sleeping with me. But but I'm not saying that. I'm not like saying that my wife is permits you with you. I'm not I'm not saying that. I'm just she's very attractive, so I would doubt it if she's has attention from other men, And that's why I'm calling you guys.

Is she doing anything else other than not being home? I mean, which is you know, it's kind of odd. I feel like there's so many questions to that, but she isn't really giving them to you at the moment. But yeah, outside of that, have there been other things that have happened that are maybe giving you that vibe so close?

Well, I mean we're pretty much.

I mean, we don't really go out, you know, every we don't have date night every week or anything, and to our credit, you know, that's something that I think couple should do. And she's would you know, voice her opinion that you know, we never go out, and I mean, I I think that's a good idea as a couple to go out, but I'm just after work. I'm just really tired, and so I'm not ready to go out until you know, ten eleven.

You know, I'm not the one with in thomnia, so I need to get my rest before work. So I don't know, you know, she kind of took.

That as a personal attack, and she was saying about.

How, you know, we've become old people.

You see commercials you only just like sit on the front porch, and you want me to take up knitting. And I mean, I'm just like, I do want to go out with her, but I'm just like mentally spent by the end of the day. So that's kind of what I guess the tipping point that was, I don't know, like a month or so ago, and we had this kind of I don't want it's all like a full boar fight, but you know, a disagreement where we weren't

Yeah, I can understand being concerned in that moment. Has she dealt with insomnia in the past. I mean, you guys have been married for eleven years, So if she ever had insomnia before, what would she do? Oh?

Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, Like this is something that I mean, as long as we've been a couple, I've always been able to sleep like the dead, and unfortunately, something she doesn't have, you know, the ability to sleep through the night. So this, the insomnia, is not the thing that's thrown me off. It's just the you know, the weird charges

A merchant services of course. Yeah, okay, you already told us what grocery store. You guys are awards card members at so play a song comeback, and then call her and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, our way of saying thank you for shopping, and see if she sends them to you or to somebody else.

Okay, hey, better you than me?

Yeah, all right, man, Like I said, I hope she's not cheating, but we'll find out for you. Right after this, you're right in the middle of to catch a cheater, and Bill is on the phone. He thinks that his wife,

Well, like you said, my wife and I have been ry eleven years. I hope she's not cheating, but I'm looking for an answer on why she's dealing with her insomnia, which is a thing that I've known about for as long spent together, and these past couple of weeks, when I've asked her about it, she's kind of brushed me off.

That's a shady part. All right, Well, we'll call her right now and see if we can figure it out for you.

Man.

You ready, Hey, fingers cross?

All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for a rewards card member Katy. Yes, because she Oh, Kathy, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling just to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Yeah, okay.

Also where did I win?

Oh? Maybe you haven't seen the signs. So every single month we choose one random Awards card member who gets free flowers deliver from our new floor apartment. So you've won thirty six longstin red roses, a box of candy, your chocolates, and car to be delivered to anybody that you want to within the United States absolutely free.

Oh that's so sweet.

Okay, well I appreciate it.

Thank you, well, thank you for shopping. We really do appreciate your business. If you know who you want to send them to, I can take down the information in just a couple of minutes. I can do it over the phone.

Yeah, that's fine, I can.

I'll have you send them to my husband.

So, okay, what's your husband's name, Bill? Would you like to put anything on a card to Bill?

Sure?

Should I just tell you?

Or yeah? I can put it down. How long you guys been together?

Oh we've been together about eleven years.

Oh wow, that's a long one. If I was with somebody for eleven years, so I would be sometimes I probably wouldn't help myself up, you know, be windows shopping a little bit.

So you're in it for the long haul, you know, it's there's ups and downs.

And just wondered if you're you know, you're a cheat on your husband or anything like that. No, no, not everything about it ever.

Wait, wait, what is going on?

What's going on? Is this is actually Jubil from the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show Hi.

I mean also on.

The show Hi and I'm Victoria, we do a segment that's called to catch a Cheater. So if somebody suspects their significant other of cheating, they see who they send flowers to. And your husband, Bill is actually on the phone.

What, oh my god, what is going on?

Wait?

What's going on?

You? Well, hon, you don't tell me where you're going. And then I've noticed the money it's been going from our bank account. It doesn't say like where you're getting, you know, getting the money out of that. Just see the money leaving the account. And you're not telling me where you're at. So I don't know what you're doing. And it's been like a one time thing or a couple of times, been consistent here, so I did know where to where to turn and where to look.

So surprise, oh wave.

I I'm sorry that you have gone through this much trouble. And yeah, I mean I've been sneaking out if you will, But I'm not cheating on you. I'm not cheating on you, okay. I just you know what I deal with at night, and I get bored and I don't like going to bars, and you're a boring moron. But I love you. We sell out, right, So I don't want to go to like bars and stuff without you. So instead I've been going to the casino. Okay, that's me coming clean too.

B you'd insist on coming to the casino with me, and then you'd hate it the whole time, right, And I'd rather that you just stay home and you sleep and just let me do what I need to do.

And you know that's.

Why I haven't told you.

I don't know what I'll say. I mean, I hope you're set.

I guess seeing Lady Luck is better than seeing another man. Yeah, I'm a little like. I mean, I know that I'm asleep and I would wait up for you if that's where you were, So I mean I am I mean, yeah, I'm a little kind of hurt that you don't want me to go to the casino with you, but want you also like you know whatever a clock and then walking around the house not you know, just now you're

You could be I could be three states away.

You know, I get it, I get it, I get it.

Listen.

I now you know it's working for me for now, and uh, you know it's working, and now you know there's no hiding.

You know, maybe every once in.

A while you can come with me if you really want. I did, actually like I have a really good night last night. And I can actually even afford to take us on a little trip.

That's one way to say I lied to you.

Buy one money, one money.

I think we deserve to have fun and get out, and uh, why don't you know we've been talking about taking a beach trip and uh, we should just do it.

Well, then let's not say how much money you want, but a beach trip seems like.

A good amount.

All right, your bags.

Well, I guess I'm glad that I thought you were cheating.

Said you got it.

That's one way to look at it.

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