51 - A Lot of Content, A Lot of Volume
Its wild
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 33 min
Vivid Apple Juice
Big Boy & Al
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50 - Half Bicentennial From the Kitchen With Rosie Cotton Near
Thank you everyone for being with us through 50 episodes of VAJ! We could not do this without you guys, well we technically could but it would be weird. Al is neither in, on, or near for this episode. She is far. Rosie Cotton is near. Figure out that riddle Nick Cage
Aug 16, 2021•1 hr 38 min
49 - Washing My Hands To Keep Up Appearnces
Al and Big Boy explore many topics this episode. We don’t remember any of them
Aug 05, 2021•1 hr 28 min
48 - Welcome to Big Boy's Jungle
On this episode of Vivid Apple Juice, Big Boy covers everything to Pfizer to Titanium refining. What a thrilling set of topics, one might say.
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 7 min
46 - Here It Is Kind Of
I honestly don't remember what is in this episode So welcome Initiates, your Sim starts now
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 13 min
47 - Dribble or Ribbons with Posh
What is life? Work sucks, I know We are living the Multiverse of Madness The Enigmatic Scary
Jul 02, 2021•1 hr 44 min
45 - Sorry 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Royal Daddy (Al and Big Boy) brought you content Here It Is, Open Wide
Jun 16, 2021•33 min
44 - #ad
Cowboy, take us all away Family Stone, not the film. Its Charoite Everything we do is a Call Back, and its only and exclusively for YOUR ass Also we bring it full circle for YOUR ass only WE say so for OUR fucking damn selves
Jun 09, 2021•53 min
43 - Its Not the House That's Haunted, It's Your Son
Live with the Dicks, again The One Where Everyone Gets B ∙ O ∙ T ∙ O ∙ X Where is the Ed Sheeran and the Ariana Grande collab? Too many Winter Wheat projects for this life, Esther we need the Originals spell or Elon we need our Robot Bodies™ Trickle me out Do you all smell the pyre too?
Jun 06, 2021•1 hr 8 min
42 - Bright Angel and Ending Your Comparison Violence
Generally, a very good answer Grieving childhood to only find it again Its all Ancient Greek and Hebrew too me Cultures in language like a Dragonfly in amber Trigger Warning: Self-harm, Suicide
May 28, 2021•1 hr 44 min
41 - The Big Boy Experience and The Phalanx of Fighting
Its here, and it's medium Big Boy talks Star Wars and Marvel Dating in the Modern Era Drinking is cool
May 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Sorry
So, we don't have a full episode for you this week. Al has one billion things that are due in an immediate fashion. Big Boy anticipates putting out a solo episode for this week and we are making plans to have back up measures in place for any future times when one of us may be otherwise engaged (solo episodes, special content episodes - coffee, fandoms, etc, special guests). We thank you all for your constant support and patronage. As always, we love you and and we'll see you next week....
May 19, 2021•8 min•Season 1Ep. 40
40 - Smells Like Wet Pussy in Here
@ Hogwarts, New cleared this up for cannon purposes. Re: Quivering. We are now accepting applications for a companion for Big Boy. Look forward to a link to our google form. We have pride, not in a gay way. How does one reclaim their power? Apparently, it requires moonlight.
May 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 39
39 - Destruction of Those Sanctuaries
What are we watching? Listening to? Reading? Y'all need to WAKE UP! Uncanny Valley. Yikes. Dating updates.
May 07, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 38
38 - I'm Always in. the Red, Baby
System is Broken: an update. Ghosts in Big Boy's house. GOD: No more eating and No more about the Fucking Fish Sublimate everything and piss tears.
Apr 28, 2021•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 37
37 - Andrew Yang and Space Pyramids
Upset how taxes work? So are We (the royal We, including Andrew Yang) Has Stargate SG1 and Dr. Daniel Jackson predicted the inevitable invasion of the Goa-uld with their pyramid spacecraft? Big Boy believes so. In this off-the-cuff episode we discuss very little, but we do chew very loudly for the last 15 minutes. Enjoy the free ASMR
Apr 21, 2021•59 min•Ep. 37
36 - I guess T Swift is a Genius
People are generally awful. Donate your sex toys to the goodwill.... did I say sex toy? I meant, ummmm, clothes. Can suicidal celebrities just donate all their money to the lesser fortunate before they do anything crazy? Yeah, T Swift and Jenn Anniston are goddesses.
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 36
35 - 7000 Rooms: Talk to your Kids About Anal
So... Dr. Drew is running for Governor of California, maybe. He'd be so dope at it. He really cares about the homeless people. Speaking of homeless people, watch Cecil Hotel joint on Netflix. It's pretty crazy. Jiff, as peanut. butter. goes, is better. we all know this.
Apr 07, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 35
34 - Call Posh Maybe
Vin diagrams are flowers. Slipping into delusion and hovering at the veil. As VAJ's very own Stalker Sarah, Posh had a few things to say and Big Boy and Al think you're going to love it. New TV show pitch: Boy Meets VAJ - not starring the wife of Not Cinnamon Toast Crab Legs Guy. Dick Lips Be Chaffed AF. Missed Posh with Every bit of that one. Eat My Soul. Declarative sentence. If the Silmarillion were about Rednecks... Donate to your local food pantry. The pointer finger is just the elder wand....
Mar 31, 2021•2 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 34
33 - Last Resort
Dog Tweets are SLICK. This woman wants to "make a family" with her dog. I don't think that's what she wanted to say. Big Boy: "If people get out of line, I'll kill 'em." Da Baby and the Grammys Harry Styles is so cute. Apparently. Juicy J's, want more of us? Become our patron @ pattern.com/VividAppleJuice
Mar 24, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 33
32 - A Crane on the BMI Chart
Are. you. fucked? Are the student at Hogwarts just always fucking? Does anyone have any Lemmon 714s? @SportySpice, be in The Greatest Showman, ya know? Why has teacher/student sex become so mainstream? We're just not upset about it anymore? Are we upset about that "goddamn Dr. Seuss?" No? Me either. It's confirmed, you, our loyal followers are called JUICY J'S!!!!! Thank you for your continued patronage and support. Juicy J's are the best type of VAJs....
Mar 17, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 32
31 - eCigarette and Binge Drinking
Wow. Talk about 112/1000 Did Al fall asleep mid recording? No. But did she almost? Yes. If you aren't already a _________(insert fun name of our followers here)______ [following us on Patreon] and you want exclusive and deeply personal episodes, you should probably get into it. Merch is on the way.
Mar 10, 2021•44 min
30 - Zak Baggans: Come Fuck a Ghost
If you don't already sponsor us via Patreon... get into it because we have some shitb to say..... if you didn't already know that........... www.patreon.com/vividapplejuice
Mar 03, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 29
28 - Never Kiss a Cockatiel
The royal Hi! L'appel du vide. Look it up. We need public executions. Pascal's wager: argument for religion. If you're nice, you'll be rewarded with infinite happiness. So even if the chance that God exists is .0000001 repeating chance, infinity times that number is still infinity. So be nice to people. The opposite, you ask?... infinite punishment for a finite crime. Morally a grey area. If TV taught us anything, rape 'em.
Feb 24, 2021•2 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 28
27 - Most Recently Former Lover
This is the 21st crime 34+35 Many Beers Opportunistically Prohibitive
Feb 17, 2021•2 hr 6 min
26 - Thank You Hotel Concierges!
This week a Florida man is Anger wanking to get you (royal you) all of the money No more mister nice guy, get at us Is Al Al Roker? Don't be so ginger with your sniffing Thank you first responders (hotel concierges) Crew member with a squirt gun full of fake jizz spraying Jody Foster all day long Big Boy red silhouette challenge?
Feb 10, 2021•2 hr 3 min
25 - You Can't Take Their Fanta and Nuggs!
No, you didn't miss anything from the beginning--we just redacted some stuff about Al's WAP. Do you have a slipped disk? Were you a gifted child? On? In? ...or near? If you're looking for classes on adulting, you, like us, have made a mistake.
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 25
24 - We Did It Joe
May the odds be ever in your favor, Panem's songbird Lady Trinkett sang the national anthem at the Biden Inauguration. The sound of silence. 192/1000. Warning: lots of looking at photos or other visual representations. Who's been touching you? Let's find out.
Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 34 min
23 - High Kicks in JNCO Jeans
Or is the title "Just Ask for Me Strategies?" In this thrilling, poetic (to start) episode we learn all about President Trump's impeachment and STI's--or are they just one in the same? Is anyone else feeling wet from this episode? No? Just a drowning dream and all of the talk about Chlamydia. You all are most certainly welcome for Birds and the Bees talk in this episode, we know you want to call us "daddy."
Jan 20, 2021•2 hr 10 min
22 - That's More Tween Than Being Thirteen
What can I say? We're the best and you're the best for being ours. If the followers of YMH are called mommies, what should we call you all? Dreamers? Nah. VAJs? I think more on this.
Jan 10, 2021•1 hr 33 min
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