"You look too sincere in your eyes right now" - Big Boy "If a box of wine were a person" - Al #tomyfutureself #Jesusiseverywhere #2.6billion #we'resosmart Thank you all for your continued support and for not forgetting about us. We know we've been inconsistent and wanting but we're going to do better.... for you, for us and because we must.... half way into a cup of whiskey, Al is like... "into the community."
Jan 10, 2021•1 hr 19 min
We are the most sorry for our long and undue absence but we're back and just as..... well, we're back!
Jan 10, 2021•1 hr 42 min
Sound issues? I have no idea what you mean... (sorry) working on it! #VividAppleJuice #whenwouldyouvisit? #littletinysmirk #asawhiteman #normalcolorincoloration #whenromewaspoppin #alittleaftercaesar #andrethegiantofancientrome #murderpillagerape #thiccwomenwerein #TrueBlood #skippedthewholemiddle #adultincontent #Schitt’sCreek #sc*entology #toomuchforthetitle #audited #cultsandvariousotherthings #sexmagic #needatowelortissue #blacksheep #EnolaHolmes:894/100 #wearamask #seekoutresources #askforw...
Nov 29, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 19
We’re back! Sorry for the audio issues, we’re working on a new solution. #VividAppleJuice #welcomeback #we’vebeenmissingyousohoard #i’vehadsomuchragetoday #lovelanguage? #Al-PhysicalTouch,BigBoy-PhyscialTouch #pretty,smart,nice #thiswasamistake #unspokenconnection #wholefoodsmaskoff #nighttimestuff@8pm #we’vealreadydisagreedsomuchandithurtsmysoul #newaudio≠betteraudio #legitimatecold #doesitmakemycoldanylessbad #exceptselfcare #donjr.isclearlyoncoke #jaylenocultisland #grassrootsmovements #pictu...
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 18
#VividAppleJuice #ChingChing #wedidn’tcutit #physicallyrecoiled #i’mspeaking #consenttospeak #deepenoughinthewhiskey #reality,emphasisontheT #igotoschoolforthat #takingnotesonthissnowball #genorationaldiffernces #yourrealityisfromtheexternal #endangereduslike20% #thezodiac #problemfixer #romanticised? #sexualed? #butshehasagreatpersonality #iseveryonebroken? #luggage #sharetheload #besidethepoint #bigissues #mediumshit #homeadepizzadoughKombuchaandacat #forsureno #onlyaconcolumn #acallbackbutit’...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 17
Follow us everywhere @vividapplejuice #VividAppleJuice #memoirtitles #storiedpast,nofuture #grocerystoremassacre #openingquestion/riddle #thewindtothisriddle #limp #groceryupdate #ihadanamountofgin #squirtalittlein #deliciouscrack #royaltyatbelaboringthepoint #childbatteringram #Wegmanschickentenders #11PM? #thestuff,itcomesinthejug #murderingeveryoneinthegrocerystore #brightestlightonthehumanplanetearthofallthehumans #SleepingAtLast,Atlas2 #diadelosmuertos #thevailisthin #darkdays #guyfox #guys...
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 16
Happy International Podcast Day! Follow us everywhere @vividapplejuice #VividAppleJuice #highwaymicrocosm #heyamerica,wedon’tneedthismuchcandy #congestioninthecandyaisle #doesn’tfeelwellinthebell #grocerymeandering #inflatablerapture #Alwithabeard #solveyourproblemswithintellect #whatcananyonereallydo #VOTE #AllElectionsMatter #apparentlyi’monlymotivatedbyfood #getyouramericanpoliticsassociatesdegreewithBigBoy&Al #electoralcollege #usedmydegree #oldpeople #zootsymptomsofaging #lossofsphincte...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 15
Follow us on Instagram @vividapplejuice #VividAppleJuice #cameonsoquicklyyouweren’tevenreadyforit #approximatetheammount #allofthesearchterms #semi-modular #speakingofyourcat #murderrapistguy #residualwater #hisquarterlyearningsreport #blackandgrey @db_atlas #it’scalledselectivecolor #theunconsiousmindfactory #finishhim #ofthegaypersuasion #notkingofthegaysbutcouldbeamemberofthegays #withintherealmofcorrect #P&P #thetwinthing #AstrologicalMathemticsWithBigBoy&Al #thebiggestofboys;thelarg...
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 14
Don't let the title fool you — this isn't nearly as bad as it could've been. #VividAppleJuice #enneagram #duckoil #hoponthattwowheeledmachineandrideit #doyoudoitthesamewayeverytime? #duetit #ingraham,asinlaura #heyeveryone!thisisthevoid #BigBoy:5,8,4 #X Æ A-12 #Al:4,3,8 #beinga2 #spoilers #onebookormovie #fahrenheit451 #abravenewworld #PILLS #”freedom” #1984 #AnthonyBordain #bingesohard #stupidityincrease #emotionalgym #30by30 #skydovewithabag #lifeadvice #100%cleverness #VividAppleOpenMic #aski...
Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 13
Welcome to the jungle. #VividAppleJuice #outpatientwithnocomplications #Question: whichquestionisbest #somethingtheICCwouldbeinvolvedin #marleyandme #hoesintheozone #dilf #picklejuiceoutofawinebottle #dramaticreadings #a2foraface&a10forintelect #hairstickisinbowl #watchoutfakenewsnetwork #so_ard #withoutweepingmaybedrunksoonishnow #tragedyisfueling #verticallyassessingwithoutissue #Medium%protectionfromspiritsZero%protectionfromkillers #electricity #xxx-xxx-xxxx #vividappledreams #wehavetore...
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 12
Short and sweet? #VividAppleJuice #iwanttoeateverythingandmoveon #thenewlywedgame #immigration #stationarystop #quiztime #eyeballdaydream #intrusivethoughts #cadaverknees #alittlebitmotivatedinasouthernway #abraintrustofevil #letspretendwe’rewaybiggerthanweare #swiftthoughts? #eagletonron #theheartofacowboythemindofasailor #sowewonbasically #butyoujustdidthemaththough #toomanyscales
Sep 02, 2020•47 min•Ep. 11
Welcome to episode 10. Thank you to everyone who's stuck with us! #VividAppleJuice #howdoyousleep? #mattressfront #becausedisease #period #cowcost #likeitsananime #dermstrap #mushycantelope #mycoworker’smother’scalendar #gifme #somesortofbacksituation #wouldyoupullthelever? #femeninehygeneshouldbefree #talkingpoints #unbiasednews #indiandatacollection #privacy #datamining #squeezeitlikeagardenhose #putthatsilenceron #45peopleeach #minigaccident #saymedicalattentionagain #hiccupfuckup #audiobooks...
Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 10
Welcome to the biggest [episode] we've had! (Not to be confused with Richard Fisher III who simply has a complex about his size; don't worry, ours is real.) We hope you'll stick around for a deeper dive into the personalities that are Big Boy and Al! (Many apologies for the Big Boy's audio very late into the episode.) #VividAppleJuice #haveapenhandy #sobsongs #wasthattinkerbellorthepointweweretalkingabout? #thecommunity #deepcutcallback #4questions #sorryyouhavetolistenagain #imnottypingthemfory...
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 9
Email or DM us your favorite Sob Songs Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice #VividAppleJuice #barnwood #feelingsupdate #hammockheat #tinderhijacking #wtfistinder #besidethepoint #lintinder #gifgiving #nightfishing #regularmotoboating #ineedtoshower #broughtitrightbacktothedick #doyouwanttogettoknowmeordoyoujustwantthesex? #bye #probingsohard #barringthatteeshirt #sostricken #foundingfathercapitalization #ILOVE #gymcockfish #downstairsmixup #dickroot #richardfisherIII #i’mkevin? #housekeeping #i...
Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 8
Email or DM us your favorite Sob Songs Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice #VividAppleJuice #feelingsupdate #notantsybutantsy #grouphang #existentialdread #slightgigwork #outsideoradjacenttothepoint? #15%smell #wantmyshrubrecipe? #couchtofilvemiles #entanglementwithpizza #agingisntgreat #cosmicbrownie #DietRedbull:batteryacidwithcaffeine #DDS #tallboyofanything #prettypeoplepooptoo #garthbrooksfacebook #sendyouroilsourway #dramaticreadings #catshittexts #firstnighthorrors #hedidn’twritethejung...
Aug 05, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 7
Follow us everywhere @VividAppleJuice Jazz Article from listener: https://www.amacad.org/publication/why-jazz-still-matters #VividAppleJuice #Housekeeping #emailus #redacted #jazz #tellthemyoulovethem #loosleystriped #justmegaphonetings #isitthechemicalstructure #abominabledumbass #whaleheart #catmeet2 #garthbrooks #auntflobroughtcherrypie #forsureno #trinketsandtoadlegs #feelingsupdate #elizabethancollar Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136...
Jul 29, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 6
Many #audioatrocities were committed in this episode. Unfortunately, Al's audio was not salvageable, so much work was done to capture as much as detail as possible from what remains. We promise it will get better from here, and hopefully the content will make up for it! #vividapplejuice #mostsuperior #NOTsponsor #adamandeve #getwindofus #evanwilliams #masterandhone #albumart #verbalizeacraving #theseeker #besidethepoint #antennaintotheether #reconcileyourfeelings #separatetheartistandthework #ob...
Jul 15, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 4
Buckle up everyone, it’s a doozy of an episode this week. TikToks mentioned in this episode - Carole Baskin: https://vm.tiktok.com/J8xQdxD/ Addison Rae: https://vm.tiktok.com/J8Q1qaJ/ Please note that audio is highly compromised throughout this episode, but in the latter half it WILL sound horrible and we apologize to everyone who thinks their headphones are breaking during this time. #VividAppleJuice #notscripted #drinkresponsibly #waterworkstoo #nobiotics #showbible #rifitup #@ingthemwithout@i...
Jul 08, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 3
Follow us on everything @vividapplejuice **Please note this was recorded on June 16th - a few weeks before any news of D’Elia’s disgusting interactions with minors. We do not support or condone his actions and Big Boy is no longer a follower. #VividAppleJuice #AppleJuiceDreams #slugsomeOJ #scissorit #beoffended #readtheinstructions #HEY #johnson’sHVAC #ronnie’sdentistry #lilmama’spizzaria #HEYdon’thaveabridge #timejump #longestrepeat #whichgreaseisbest #whiskeyinateacup #stagedaesthetic #asitwer...
Jul 01, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 2
Welcome to our first episode! Follow us on everything @vividapplejuice **Please note this was recorded on June 15th - a few weeks before any news of D’Elia’s disgusting interactions with minors. We do not support or condone his actions and Big Boy is no longer a follower. Also, sorry for the audio inconsistencies later in the episode.) #VividAppleJuice #futurecallback #ringworm #riffonit #respitable #BRM #mediumpayoff #postcard #KetoKid #forsure #coffeecentric #BigJoeExotic #wifi #GRANTED #makeo...
Jun 24, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 1
Welcome to our podcast! In the coming weeks, we will be publishing our first episodes, and hope to move into a weekly cycle thereafter. We appreciate your interest in our conversation and hope you'll share this with absolutely everyone you know! Follow us @VividAppleJuice Buy our merch!! https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/51513136
Jun 07, 2020•2 min