Does the podcast form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski? Our podcasts have been described as strongly comedic. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Comedy. They don't like hearing it and yet, without batting an eyelid, a man will refer to his drama, his biopic, or his thriller. It's Friday, so it must be time for a new Verbal Discharge podcast. This week, Robbie convinces a woman he's won four Oscars, James tries to sell taglines for the Oscars, Ben has watched Spy Kids and Jordan is ...
Mar 04, 2016•1 hr 22 min
The title is clever because it sums up what we talk about, whilst spelling out ISIS, which we also talk about. Yes, there's some redundant words in there, and it doesn't quite work on it's own, but hey. We're being clever. So come back when you've done something even more clever, like invent the lightbulb. Oh wait, Thomas Edison beat you to it. Looks like there really is no worth in you after all. What? You want more Discharge? After the last forty weeks? Fine, well more Discharge you're getting...
Feb 26, 2016•1 hr 20 min
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who made a podcast, and he told us of his life, in the domain of Grek, your new scuttling goblin president. Another week, another Discharge. This week, Ben, Robbie and Jordan disappear and, through uncanny means, become a number of incredible characters, from Grek, a goblin running for president, to Donald Trump, a goblin running for president. Particular fans of nonsense, please, hit that play button.
Feb 19, 2016•1 hr 3 min
The Green Party of England and Wales were formed in 1990. They won their first parliamentary seat in 2010. They hit record election figures in 2015, receiving 1.1 million votes. But, in 2o16, they entered he big leagues. In 2016, Green sent their party leader, Natalie Bennett, to appear on Verbal Discharge... We've made thirty-eight episodes before now, and they've mostly been nonsense. This week that's probably especially true, but in the middle of it all we were honestly, really joined by the ...
Feb 12, 2016•1 hr 13 min
We really hope you came across this podcast accidentally because you searched iTunes for 'Keith Chegwin's Robot Penis'. If you're here because you like the show and listen to it every week, that's good too, but if you're the kind of person who looks for songs about Chegger's cyber-cock, we like you, and want to be your friend. Possibly even your husband, depending on how you feel about socks in bed. Another week, another Discharge. This week, we make a very exciting announcement about next week'...
Feb 05, 2016•1 hr 10 min
Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this podcast as a gift on my daughter's wedding day. It's got a bit in it where two fully grown men have a spontaneous rap battle over their favourite member of Totally Spies! and everything. You'll love it. In fact, just have it. Have it for free. Click play. No, really, do it. This is an offer you can't refuse. Discharge again! This week, Robbie and Ben fight over Totally Spies! , Jame...
Jan 29, 2016•1 hr 12 min
I'm not sure why you continue to question it. It's in the title of a podcast now. George Osborne, the UK's chancellor of the executor, is a cocaine fiend. Just look at him, for crying out loud. Never has something been so obvious. Anyway, here's a podcast, full of the usual baseless accusations/truth. Interested in any particular lies/well-thought out segments? Well, to give you the obligatory run-down, Jordan has some suggestions for George Osborne, James investigates the death of Alexander Lit...
Jan 22, 2016•1 hr 16 min
Let me show you how it works. First, you press play on the player. This readout tells you how much longer you have to go, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You input comments on this keypad. Say, you wanna hear James on a bouncy castle, or witness the birth of Discharge. Here's a red-letter date in the history of science, November 5th 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955...That was the day I invented this episode of Verbal Discharge. Wow Doc! Another episode ...
Jan 10, 2016•58 min
Should old acquaintance be forgot, you can just listen to this week's podcast. The flames of love extinguished and fully past and gone, you can just listen to this week's podcast. That thou cans't never once reflect, in this week's podcast. This week, we take a look back at the Best of Discharge this year just gone, as we reflect on EVERY SINGLE SHOW (In brief) and have clips from EVERY SINGLE SHOW (In brief) as the Discharge team talk (In brief) about EVERY SINGLE SHOW we've done this year just...
Jan 01, 2016•1 hr 15 min
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, everyone was listening to Verbal Discharge, even the mouse, who really didn't get the references to late-'90s/early-'00s children's television. Ho ho ho! It's that time of year again! Another Verbal Discharge Christmas Special charges, reindeer propelled, into your ears. This year, Emily Blunt, Sigmund Freud and Tina Fey's mum pull crackers, Discharge writes the next great Christmas movie and we eat Paul Walker's charred remains, all ...
Dec 24, 2015•1 hr 1 min
Last Saturday, the UK's top hatemongers, Britain First, aggressively gatecrashed a peaceful protest in the East Midlands town of Derby. Spewing racism and bigotry everywhere they went, Verbal Discharge was there to record the whole thing. And now, your honour, we present the evidence. Yes, in the podcast this week we tear into the activities of aggressive spud-men and bean-women Britain First, with aid of an exclusive recording. Robbie and Ben were there, and have some things to say, while Jorda...
Dec 18, 2015•1 hr 21 min
Please do not judge thou by the actions made in life, but in Discharge. Do not select thous sins based on his life, but on his Discharge. And do not Discharge on thou's actions, but on his podcast. Thou should listen to this podcast, basically. And do not blame thou for having to cut twenty-plus minutes out of the podcast because technical difficulties plagued the live show. But hey! It's another week, another show, and our last live show before Christmas before we switch to solely podcast form....
Dec 11, 2015•58 min
Something happened in the world this week. Something important, that Verbal Discharge feels strongly about. Something we've been told we can't talk about. So we're not going to talk about it. Oh boy, you won't believe how much not-talking about it we do. Yes, as we gently brush the trunk of the elephant in the room, another podcast comes into being. This week, James is angry about Syria, Jordan is angry about Syria, Robbie is angry about not-Syria and Ben is bemused by Shadow the Hedgehog....
Dec 04, 2015•1 hr 3 min
"This is my simple religion." once preached the Dalai Lama. "There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is Discharge." And this week we have another Discharge for you, exploding from the bowels of nowhere . This week, James makes us sad, Jordan makes us rowdy and Robbie makes us play parlour games. It's another podcast from your best friends. We are your best friends. You love us. So listen to our podcast....
Nov 27, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Discharge ahoy! The winds pick up, the storm sthreatens to blow the HMS Discharge off course, but, alas, through some expert sailsmanship, another podcast-ship pulls into the iTunes-harbour, and the content-crew prepare to disembark for home (Your ears). Yes, we're back, etc, let's ignore that metaphor, and tell you that this week Robbie lists the 36 things he knows about gangster rappers, James provides some top tourism tips and Jordan prepares the noose for some well-know and well-loved comedi...
Nov 20, 2015•1 hr 6 min
Madonna, the world's leading businesswoman and actress, once said "A lot of people are afraid of what they want. That's why they don't get what they want." But there's no need for you to be frightened of another episode of the Verbal Discharge podcast! Verbal Discharge springs back into life for yet another week of nonsense, nonsense and more nonsense. The only thing that makes sense is you listening to it. This week, Ben changes identity, James is angry with a postman, Jordan embraces the world...
Nov 13, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Remember, remember, the first podcast of November! The gunpowder trio and show; I know of no reason, why this Discharge podcast should ever be forgot! Or at least not listened to immediately by your good self! It's another podcast, and this time the live show went out on the Fifth November, meaning that we mention fireworks. It's fine, you can pretend it's still bonfire night. This week? What happens this week? James gets sexy with some slugs, Robbie tests us on the world of popular culture, and...
Nov 06, 2015•1 hr 14 min
The point is, ladies and gentleman, that Verbal Discharge, for lack of a better word, is good. Discharge is right, Discharge works. Discharge clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Discharge, in all of its forms; Discharge for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And Discharge, you mark my words, will not only entertain your ears for the next hour-and-a-bit, but that every orifice covering your body. What ho, it's Dis...
Oct 30, 2015•1 hr 15 min
It was in October, 2015, and the speaker was the well-known Jamesette Bossonivich, maid of honor and favorite from the Verbal Discharge podcast. With these words she greeted Prince Jordan Reynoldsosky, a man of high rank and importance, who was the first to arrive at her reception. Jamesette Bossonivich had been laughing for some days. She was, as she said, listening to Verbal Discharge; Discharge being then a new podcast in St. Petersburg, listened to only by the elite. War, peace, and everythi...
Oct 23, 2015•1 hr 15 min
Life, as top-class Jamaican songman Bob Marley once preached, is one big road with lots of signs. So when you’re riding in the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Free yourself from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision into reality. Wake up and listen to the new Verbal Discharge podcast! It’s a podcast in nothing other than the fact it’s a podcast this week, as Verbal Discharge returned to the airwaves, with a glorious live show on Phantom Radio, everyone’s favour...
Oct 16, 2015•1 hr 15 min
The endless void. It comes towards you, threatening to swallow you up. It looks you in the eye, and your life flashes before you. This is it , you think, gripping your mind with all you have. The void grows, and it swallows. Soon there is nothing, but you, and the new Verbal Discharge podcast left in the universe. And the void stops. And you realise it wasn't evil all along: it has given you the only thing you need to be happy. It's that time again! Verbal Discharge returns for another week, rea...
Oct 09, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Oh me, oh my, oh joyous day! Oh, once more, oh what glory is sent upon us! It is another Verbal Discharge day, another prime chance for me to cleanse my sins, to listen to a podcast so good, so great and so holy that if I listen to it enough times, The Lord may just forget about the seven murders I committed in 1969, including popular actress Sharon Tate! It's some top-notch Discharge this week, as the usual suspects reassemble for one last podcast-only show before returning to the airwaves on T...
Oct 02, 2015•1 hr 4 min
Most stars take millions of years to die. When a star like the Sun has burned all of its hydrogen fuel, it expands to become a red giant. This may be millions of kilometres across - big enough to swallow the planets Mercury and Venus. This is almost as big a deal as a new episode of Verbal Discharge. Especially! Especially!When it's a four-man Discharge. Yes, that's right, the fourth guy you forgot was even a part of the team turns up this week, and boy does he open his mouth multiple times! Thi...
Sep 25, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Time. It passes slowly, like a footballing snail. And yet, pass it does. For after months of worthless, heavy, dull time, the good times are here again: That's right, the one thing that gave you the motivation to continue drifting through the abyss of time is back! It's the return of the Verbal Discharge podcast! Yes! Back at last! The Verbal Discharge team are reunited, purely for your listening pleasure and not because they get on or are actually friends or anything! This week, James creates t...
Sep 18, 2015•1 hr 1 min
There's an old joke: Three young men are in a radio studio when one says "Boy, the show right here really has won an award" and the other says "I know, and in a small portion this week". Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Yes, there's some Discharge this week. James rings Ben, Jordan speaks to Robbie, Robbie acknowledges James and Ben is on a bus. Topics of conversation? Well, the title is a hint. We're all very tired, very award-winning, very referring to a Mars expedition and very...
Apr 24, 2015•44 min
Shall I compare thee to a summer's Discharge? Thou art more xenophobic and more full of bits where someone pretends to be a rough bloke called Amanda... Yes, that's right, Discharge is back for another fun-packed show! This week, Jordan gets burgled, James heads down t'pit and Robbie watches a man snort coke off a bin. Unfortunately not live. Could you imagine what a show that would have been? This is the next best thing.
Apr 17, 2015•57 min
It's Friday, we're in the Verbal Discharge studio, it's an non-descript time, we've also forgotten how the Saturday Night Live intro actually sounds... It's FRIIIIDAY NON-DESCRIPT TIME LIIIIIIIIIIVE!! Which is our way of saying this week's show was recorded a couple of weeks ago, so the on-the-nose, zeitgeist-bating cultural references we are so known for making will be a few weeks off. Umm, sorry, we think. Anyway, this week you can hear Jordan and James try to seduce Adolf Hitler, a rap about ...
Apr 03, 2015•53 min
Hey. You. Yeah, you. With the face. We know what you're doing. Leave the poor lass alone and come stick this in your ears. There's a good boy. Nobody likes a show-off. That said, this week's show is so very great that you may just feel obligated to listen, rather than the usual measly compulsion. This week, Jordan takes on Animal Crossing's answer to capitalism, Tom Nook himself, Robbie puts forward his Top Gear audition tape and James provides the children's sex advice agony aunt service all ou...
Mar 27, 2015•1 hr
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to listen to Discharge. To me, listening to Discharge was better than listening to This American Life. Even before I wandered into the iTunes charts for an after-school podcast, I knew I wanted to listen to them. It was there that I knew I belonged. Well, if that's the case, then click that player above and start listening to the glorious fourteenth edition of Verbal Discharge. On this week's show, Robbie has some advice for the young girls of the w...
Mar 20, 2015•1 hr
Who's that girl? Who's that girl? When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye. She's trouble, in a word getting closer to the fire. She's also a podcast, not a girl. You should put your glasses on, mate. Take a closer look. What made you think that was a girl? It's quite obviously an audio file. On this week's Verbal Discharge, Robbie covers Pocketful of Sunshine , James writes to George Clooney and Jordan makes the original observation that HP Lovecraft was really rather racist....
Mar 13, 2015•1 hr 12 min
