In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me a podcast that I’ve been playing over on my iPod ever since. “Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had. They," He would say "Have not listened to the latest episode of Verbal Discharge." Yes, that's right, even more Verbal Discharge. This week, James is rude to a salesman and nice to Hugh Jackman, Jordan prompts a flashback and Rob...
Mar 06, 2015•50 min
Get out the way, dad! It's time for Verbal Discharge! You do know what that is! I talk about it all the time! It's that podcast thing with the- Yeah, that's right. Yeah, they did talk about Bill Oddie's penis last week. Yeah, but it's more than that. No, honestly, it is, dad. It is. I know that. I'm sorry. I'll do it now. This week, James produces his celebrity death almanac, Jordan as ever asks all the important questions (And has his prepared bit bumped for time reasons) and Robbie gets really...
Feb 27, 2015•1 hr 15 min
This Friday: Goats, erotica, the KKK and a game show. It's either ITV's coverage of the apocalypse or it's Verbal Discharge. Thankfully for mankind, it's the latter. BBC has exclusivity on rapturous events. On this week's show, Jordan ponders Bill Oddie and game shows, James presents tales of old ladies and wedding ladies and Robbie prattles on about doughnuts and barnyard animals. Oh, and we also exclusively reveal what happens on episode 780 of Verbal Discharge, howmanyever years early....
Feb 20, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Guess who's back? Aside from the Ghost of JFK. He doesn't count. It's us! Verbal Discharge is back for more wittering for your listening! On this week's show, James reveals the legend of the Worm Burglar, Robbie recounts a trip to Chester Zoo and Jordan's also there. In fact, if you went to school with him, there's a fair chance your name will come up on this week's show. Especially if you taught him Biology and are French. Which accounts for most of our listener base.
Feb 13, 2015•48 min
Do you like tangential ramblings, done with the pretense of celebrating a major holiday? Well, you might want to simplify your dating profile, mate. No wonder you're not having much luck. You should also maybe listen to this week's Verbal Discharge whilst you're at it. That's pretty much what's going on this week. This week, without the structure of a live show, we pretty much go where our mouths take us, and that includes a lengthy discussion of Scarlett Johansson movie Under The Skin, some mov...
Dec 29, 2014•1 hr
Ho, ho and, indeed, ho. It's the Verbal Discharge Christmas Special, as we wrap ourselves up in tinsel and parade ourselves around your lugholes. Take this how you will, but the greatest gift you'll be getting this year is this, as we gather the whole Discharge troupe for a festive hour-and-a-bit of broadcasting. Listen in as we talk about some news that was out of date by the time we recorded it, never mind when you listen to it, name the greatest Christmas movie of all-time and how you the wor...
Dec 21, 2014•1 hr 18 min
What's that? Oh gee, oh my, it's time for another edition of the thing they call Verbal Discharge. The regular contingent are here to guide you through a show comprising of lots of words and soundbites and things of that ilk. What kind of soundbites and words and ilk are we in for this week? Well, there are not one but two raps this week. This includes a particularly sweaty take on genre classic, the DK Rap.We also run through our favourite people called David Bowie, appoint Diane Keaton the May...
Dec 09, 2014•1 hr 22 min
What's that? Friday's show was an unrecorded, unbroadcast disaster? Well we're not letting you off the hook that easily! It's time for some bonus Discharge, as part of our studio overlords charity event, with a bonus disclaimer! Honestly, we're all about the bonuses this week. Even bonus guests from the station, who shout over each other. Bonus bonus bonus. On this week's show, we discuss human platypi, stretched beetles and zombie horses, all from the comfort of a terribly echoy live venue! Lis...
Dec 01, 2014•47 min
Further Discharge abound this week as your regular human voices James and Robbie are joined by another human voice, this one going by the name of Martin. And then another special guest, only this one isn't so much a human voice and more of a December edition of Tractors & Machinery Monthly. On this week's show, we write a loving letter to national treasure Keira Knightley, compose meaningless debates and browse the UKIP store. Hitler's name also comes up. In a positive light. As a joke. But ...
Nov 27, 2014•1 hr 14 min
If two's company, three's a crowd, and four's Verbal Discharge, then what's Verbal Discharge with only two members? It's the show that tries it's hardest to get itself kicked off air, that's what. Listen in as James and Robbie contemplate and, indeed, confess to, murdering children, Hollywood stars and native Americans in a never-ending hunt for glory. Other less morbid topics of discussion involve stripey socks, Harvey Keitel and brick tiling. Thrilling, we know. You can listen online by clicki...
Nov 17, 2014•58 min
"Oh Verbal Discharge! Oh Verbal Discharge" you cry, "Where are you at my hour of need?" "Do not fear, fair maiden," proclaims Verbal Discharge, potentially muddling your gender, "For we have returned, and shall be with you for a bit longer than your hour of need, considering the run time of this, our second podcast, slightly exceeds the quantity of time you just stated." You, in a moment of excitement/weakness/method acting faint, before you can hear exactly what delights lie ahead of you on thi...
Nov 11, 2014•1 hr 9 min
Gather your friends, gather your family, and ignore them all, as it's time for the first Verbal Discharge podcast! This week, we take on some spooky Halloween nonsense, recount the greatest moments from Game of Thrones (by someone who has never seen Game of Thrones), and revel in the miracle that is death as it claims one of our own. However, this week, just to abandon all pretense of professionalism, you only get the second half of the show, as that's all we recorded at the time! The first half...
Nov 03, 2014•34 min
