S1 Ep5: Southgate, Neymar, and Mariah Carey

Episode 5 of Unseen Incidents, and we are bringing you a preview of the World Cup No-One Cares About. Yes, we're closing in on the beginning of the quadrennial high point in the football calendar, and everyone's just listening to Taylor Swift like it doesn't even matter. So today we're trying to get you #hype with a discussion of England (from two non-England fans), our takes on the surprise packages of the tournament, and our picks for victors, before moving on to the Burn Book, which this week spans physiotherapy, fridge chocolate, premature Christmas celebration, and yet more clothing talk.

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