Grumpy Gladiators

We are being put to the test by our DM again and we are not happy about it. We've been tasked with entertaining both the masses and a demanding overseer. So start placing your bets and join the party as we suffer a devastating beard loss, provide sage advice, learn the importance of earning things, talk with the brazen boy raisin, insult each other's clothes, remember the dangerous toy made for lonely kids that could simultaneously count and destroy, create a pocket puppy, enter a philosophical crisis over Star Wars, and design the next successful anti-smoking commercial.