Broadcasting live from the Baby Watch pit, Cassie, Katelynn, and Books are here to report on all the action and drama, all live! Throw your knife and husband in the baby pit and join in as we learn during fetus fact time, find the perfect baby name, get paid to watch superhero tv shows, introduce coworkers to the unstable laugh, bond over toilet seat flip phones, blame Nokia for anxiety, introduce a new piss baby to the pod, have a heart-to-heart with Trucker, teach the valuable lesson of babies...
Jul 18, 2022•59 min•Ep. 233
Our mission was simple. To make a better life for hamsters. Our takeaway... less simple. It's now time to grab your shoeboxes and join the party as we share some favorite words, break down Katelynn's interest, have a hamster breakdown, rule out the meat skin boys, determine the level of fragility, chose the path of destruction, get betrayed by the pockets, pony up for the feet, pass on the history in opera form, find our beacon in the dark times, open the kitchen to the horses, get stuck upstair...
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 232
In preparation of Book's maternity leave, this week's DM, Cassie, has rented out a science machine that will allow U20's to build the perfect replacement host! So put on your safety goggles and join the party as we launch off a half-pipe, die for the pod out of obligation, once again dunk on Books for her running, bring too much boy to the park, chase all the boys that came to the yard, sign our life away, plan for a future lawsuit, go to the video store to find our perfect match, take advantage...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 231
Our DM is entering a new chapter of life that she feels wholly unprepared for and instead of turning to self-help books written by experts, she has reached out to her two idiot friends for advice! So grab a parenting book and immediatly throw it in the trash and join the party as we breathe intensly, crave that deliscous dog, get the baby good at drugs, pass on the sacred technique of the ear-destroying screech, make Katelynn our test baby, give the dog a matchstick, eat ass, pass on all child p...
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 230
Next week may be for the daddies but this one is reserved for the zaddies! So grab your Zad hats and join the party as we hop in the zaddy mobile, pick our favorite definition, find our favorite 12, step correctly to the baby shower, put our game face on, recruit the kids, blame our genetics, turn to online shopping, support Mackenna's dark cravings, get allured by the multilevel marketing pitch, age out of the Cutco hustle, protect our Lego at all cost, fall in the middle of the street, get bet...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 229
Happy pride month to all our LGBTQIA fam out there! To celebrate we're helping out those who really need our support this month...the corporations. For this month and this month alone they must all be gay and that's really hard for them! So throw a rainbow on and join the party as we consult two straights, pile on the stock photos, go buy some happy feet, support the dads who support us, stealthily drop an episode, beg for a thumbs-up, rely on you to know if we actually posted, bring the nerd to...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 228
We have lit the candle and laid the offering to our beloved Obi-Wan in hopes that this chaotic pod can bring balance to the force and restore Obi's hope. So grab your sabers and join the party as we fumble it right out the gate, determine who is the cult leader, get good by default, lean to the dark side, attempt to contain our chaotic Hon Solo energy, have Jabba aspirations, almost burn the house down, determine just what the baby craves, cross our fingers in hopes that Books will start eating ...
May 31, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 227
U20's has decided to try out the pirating life, but instead of stealing treasure out at sea, we have decided to steal from other podcasts! Will this be what finally makes the show good? Only one way to find out so grab your peg leg and join the party as we prove that we're here for a good time and definitely not a long time, push out the broccoli lover, blatantly plagiarize, bring the freshest of fails, get dunked on by a candle, involuntarily sign up to be Team Edward, deny the creepy totem, ca...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 226
We're celebrating all good things Summer by eliminating the worst thing about it which is obviously bugs! So grab your bug nets and join in on the adventure by listening to our hot emo-rock bug rap, *Tom DeLonge voice* hide from all the spiders in the toilet, make the boys sad boat boys, hear from Mrs. Oops I killed a plant again, bring the Twilight filter to our real life, rank plant deaths, prove Books to be a big ol stupid head, recognize only beefy thighs, use them bitties, load up our bug f...
May 16, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 225
Finals week is here and so are your extra learned experts! Grab your coffee and crack open your copy of the U20's survival guide for finals week as we give out all our secrets to success. Get ready to get obliterated by bird poo poo, glug glug to get out of a meeting, destroy desserts with eggs, be wheeled around like a European child king, unveil the fanciest fundraiser, treat-or-treat for $30,000, primal scream out your stress, find out which spiders zoom zoom zoom, declare chemical warfare on...
May 09, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 224
The dice has spoken and it's on strike this week. Today we leave the fate of each episode up to the.. pull out of hat? It feels all wrong but we have to win the heart of the dice back so we can hopefully roll again! Pack up your dice and learn how to Tokyo Drift and obliterate, end the semester on a hoarse note, "LOL" into a bad meeting, figure out if it's a sea bag or a muppet, stumble upon a pile of poo, learn the origin of the Lucky bracelets, learn the consequences of playing the recorder in...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 223
We're back from our hiatus and are here to pay our penance! More specifically the DM is here to make it up to all of us and what better way than to give out literal prizes! So look under your seat and join the party as we do this one Oprah style, turn a kid into an accordion, travel back in time, scream for the fallen hot dog, pee it out fancy style, share our new legacy, get roasted at the hair salon, deny the proposal, throw in some real challenges, answer the age-old question of "is a strange...
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 222
With the Bachelorette party out of the way, it's now time for the actual wedding. Unless... someone were to...steal the bride! Put your running shoes on and join the party as we call in the wedding experts, give our resume highlights, make it rain thumbtacks, leave the confetti out all year long, dropkick the craft project, prepare to take care of a Polly Pocket, fail at dressing up, drink a cup of dirt, cry over a rat poem, get a dramatic reading of our old college stories, call in the RAs to k...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 221
Ya girls are getting together to celebrate Katelynn's Bachelorette (podcast version) and you all know it's not going to go as planned! So grab your drinks and join the party as we set the stage for fear, enter a new type of Mud Run, set the new standard, follow the movie's footsteps, be bad moms, make our MASH predictions come true, set out literal poopourri, bring our plant friends out to lunch with us, admit our previous murders, burn the alter down, start a casual arson TikTok, give some musi...
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 220
St. Patty's Day is coming up which means it's time to celebrate that little green guy! Unless a certain group of jealous vampires were to come and...do a diabolical murder. So sharpen your teeth and join the party as we throw a classic fang hang, do a March monster mash, pick our next creature to put a hit on, make a nasty nose mess, confirm that the boy needs to live in a bubble, get caught being a snack monster, helicopter the snacks, bring some new dog poo poo facts, spread the foot juice, sh...
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 219
In an act of pure desperation, the DM is attempting to get the rest of the players to sabotage themselves and bet away all their points. You can place your bets and find out! SO grab your chips and join the party as we immediately get dragged upon introduction, blame it on the boulders, give the finger in a new direction, abandon the boys, try to bring our dogs to work, get shocked by our boss, bring a "burn it down" energy, chose violence, nail our Owen Wilson impression, get married in order t...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 218
It's time to judge a book by its cover and ultimately decide on which book is the best of 2021! Prepare your opinions and join the party as we deny coworkers cards and treats, make RiRi weep, baste up that foundation, get face slammed by a dog, show that we have grown through the songs of Ne-Yo, create monstrosities in Canva, cut oats with a knife, pinpoint the horse girl of the pod, find out who Tokyo Difted through school, meet The Dog that shaped Katelynn, discover which one of us doesn't bel...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 217
The DM is calling out all the cryptids and bringing them into the light which means it's time for us to slither and crawl on out to reveal ourselves! So grab your flashlights and join the party as we enter just a little sneaky but with a whole lotta creepy, bring that tiny arm energy, focus on the big ol bear body, let out a strong scream from the cheeks, get that birthday beef, accessorize the belly, find new ways to promote the pod, create a U20's wedding song, take that clip and spin it, answ...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 216
We're in baby prep mode for this episode of U20's as Books has allowed the other two fools of the pod to help name her real life, human baby. A task that is sure to be given the respect and thoughtfulness it deserves! So open up the baby gates and join the party as we find the perfect amount of trauma, learn about the art of naming a baby, develop the Nugget Emotion scale, give the ol Katelynn special, discover the power of a nickname, bring a spicy nug mood, get humbled in the group chat, send ...
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 215
The DM tried to use this episode as a chance to get back at Katelynn for her past challenges and in the process may have just maybe bullied her?? Hold onto your lunch money and join the party as we bring an entrepreneurial spirit, get on top of the bus, cry over Taylor Lautner's return, get Little Cesar's Hot n Ready, make the kids cry, switch out our morning coffee for a morning ice cream, bribe the judges, take music way too seriously, focus on the background characters, get our magical senses...
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 214
It’s time to lace up your Doc Martens, flat iron your bangs, and walk down the emo halls of the past as we prepare for When We Were Young. My fellow emo friends, join us as we get greased up for work meetings, find a wing while being a mother goose, die for a ball, learn about saucy Jake the fine boy, thank unpaid interns for our childhood, think about goblins with boobs, nearly poke out our eyes with jet black eyeliner, experience a good alarm, find out the best flakey surprise, draft the most ...
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 213
We used our time off as a chance to reflect on ourselves and what we want to change in this New Year and ultimately, we decided that we aren't going to change! Instead of changing ourselves, we are going to change the world to work for us. We cannot guarantee that these changes will be for the ultimate good, but you know they are going to be good to us. So grab your journals and join the party as we enjoy being back together, switch from screech to foghorn, leave space for a slow clap, knock the...
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 212
You can't always get what you want on your birthday...unless...now hear us out on this...you steal what you want! So follow in Katelynn's footsteps and join the party as we demand a birthday celebration, place Cassie in all of our hearts, give the gift of silence, take over the transition, require chicken nuggets, be a brave blood girl, get shamed at the doctors, live with a Moth-Dog, find the superpower in the flaw, figure out what the superpower could be, give Katelynn the gift of fear, leave ...
Dec 27, 2021•59 min•Ep. 211
Katelynn and Books have thrown the dice out the window and they are leaving them outside for this episode. So open up the crusty pages of the past and join the party as we: set the towel thief to strike, forget about your past, learn about the danger of pantsuits, have a Disneyland oopsie, bring friends together as an octopus, footloose a holiday party, get them cuddles, get money-saving tips for conventions, learn why Katelynn is nuts, become embarrassed by cheer, and never go back back to high...
Dec 20, 2021•58 min•Ep. 210
The lights are up, the coco is brewing, and it's officially time to watch your favorite U20's produced Holiday rom-com movie. Will putting us in charge improve or confuse the storyline?... Only one way to find out! So grab your mugs and join the party as we bring deserted island vibes, save the company with a dance battle, place importance on brunch, break a plethora of things, get too confident in our fails being successes, take comfort in the cracks, embody baby Jesus, disappoint our parents a...
Dec 13, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 209
We may not be qualified for much but if there's one thing we are absolutely qualified for, it's judging dogs! Because of this the DM thought we should capitalize on this skill and make our own Dog Show, so fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we: bring a little class, sacrifice the car to the parking lot, stand outside the comedy club, get recognized by our panicked body structure, support good oral hygiene practices no matter the place, travel to Little Italy Canada, leave the da...
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 208
Making friends can be hard...unless you can capture them. This week the DM is solving problems by making us ten and throwing us in the Poke-world. So grab your Pokeball and join the party as we lick the tree like a lollipop, knit the raddest bucket hat, rally from our deathbed, hear from the muppet sitting in the gallery, use our dying breath to lie, ruin the recording plans, be the best we can be, taste the desperation, share our mascot trauma, snap photos of the kids crying, classify the Disne...
Nov 22, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 207
Dog moms unite! It's time for us to come together and create a dog competition that highlights all the best traits of our fluffy companions. So throw a bone and join the party as we miss out on karaoke, drag a knee through poo poo, make our own Bath and Body Works perfume, get in a heated debate over paste noodles, create a bowtie alliance, nail it in the bone zone, show Slinky Dog the appreciation her deserves, get a sick armband tattoo, arm the dogs with pillows, and then arm the dogs with gun...
Nov 15, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 206
It's time to celebrate the birth of this amazing, awe-inspiring* DM by playing a brand new drinking game that involves no drinking and only complimenting! So wrap that gift that you definitely already had and join the party as we: turn Scorpio Season into Our Season, remember the great Cake Car, leave the demon's head on the floor, launch off on a low budget spaceship, fail at calendars again, show no mercy in the classroom, make a Skittle murder pact, throw our bodies out of the shower, refuse ...
Nov 08, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 205
It's officially turkey time and the DM has brought on an actual, real-life turkey to join this team of best buddies! So grab a friend and join the party as we get introduced to Titus, tell forbidden peacock stories, blast the pod at work, remember the bones days, get forced to either be tits out or promote, go full exorcism, roll the unrude dice, pitch the Puppy Pals dog hair toys, call in some robot party planners, make a shark connection, ignore the dark times, visit the murderous squirrel far...
Nov 01, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 204
