Can you believe there's still a whole week to celebrate the spooky times?! The DM can't so she called in her friends to help her celebrate by creating their very own scary stories! So grab your flashlight and join the party as we immediately mess up the theme, get confused by calendars, dress up as a fool, question the search history, put poison in the wine, worry about our past selves, befriend the creepy kids, Home Alone it, discuss the merits of bedside snacks, get lost in the wilderness, rem...
Oct 25, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 203
There is a key, unseen member of this podcast who has not been getting the recognition he deserves. He was our inspiration since day one and the DM is here to let everyone know just why that is. So bleach your hair and join the party as we: give a sacrifice to El Torito, forget an anniversary, debate a cheater's qualifications, be proud of our stains, warn the kids of their future, magically turn our dogs into cuddlers, charm all the puppies, worry about the kids, find out who is the better pers...
Oct 18, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 202
They came, they saw, they chomped! Our favorite holiday, Fat Bear Week, has concluded and we've got the fat chompion on to celebrate. So stock up on salmon and join the party as we get a little glutinous, introduce royalty, bring the chunk, discover hidden witch powers, miss a foot sale, almost burn it all down, do a very on-brand fail, own up to our Scooby-Doo favoritism, bear in wuv, attempt to figure out what Couch Guy is about, get our weekly Tik Tok update, experience weather, appreciate th...
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 201
We have been podcasting for over two centuries!! Wait no, just two hundred episodes...but that's still a big deal and we are celebrating it big time! So grab your chunkiest dice and join the party as we remember the chaos endured, give it all in the intro, finally nail our Christopher Walken impression, determine our biggest episode, take a stroll down memory lane, update our Podcast Awards news, find a pasta partner, keep up the perfect streak, bring that 20's energy, ruin the wedding, make it ...
Oct 04, 2021•59 min•Ep. 200
There is only one person wild and reckless enough to join on an adventure this wild and reckless and that's Ty from the Side Character Quest podcast. So grab your smallest d20 and join the party as we: dance battle our enemies, blow a success out of our noses, take a 3-hour nap, fail at air conditioners, play in the dirt, go on a fake photo adventure, witness an official Ty Lie, suffer from bad weather vibes, come in with a nougat transition, get diagnosed with bread, gain a healthy fear of Colo...
Sep 27, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 199
The DM was worried about our unnatural level and wanted to check in and make sure that we are still supplying those good, unnatural vibes. So get ready to fail and join the party as we: pull out a knife, take over all the classes, go into a panic spiral, connect through squatting, visit the pet store under the couch, ban together as bustin buds, talk up a hat, have a chat with the wind, look with our eyes, get thrown in with Katelynn, duck to avoid flying candy bars, share our trundle bed pride,...
Sep 13, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 198
It looks like Bachelor in Paradise is looking for some new hosts so we are taking our shot at the gig and submitting an audition tape! Grab a rose and join the party as they: take on the Weird Al challenge, use the core to parkour, chat with the crabs, identity as a bursting sausage, finally find our inner selves, rip through two pants, go flys out, use the pee-pee headphones, try to figure out what the happada hap in the pants is, memorialize a mug, give Marveller a garage door, clarify the ver...
Sep 06, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 197
It's PSL season which means that these Profoundly Stupid Losers are at their most powerful! So prepare your mind and join the party as we: treat Twilight like the good book it is, major in Nerd, refuse to make a poll, say RIP to the nuts, get locked out of the house, debate a prank, take a trip to the water store, transform into a nasty monster, find ourselves on the silver screen, react live to a monster, read a cheerful book, nerd out on girls, let the profoundness bubbly out, appreciate candy...
Aug 30, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 196
Books has been turned into a literal book and instead of trying to do something about it, the other two have decided to talk about their various origin stories instead! So grab your bookmark and join the party as we: grow some unfortunate hair, try to reign in the energy, serve up beef-shakes to the beefcakes, rip our shorts, accept the butt-out motto, get a clean take, become the orange juice Hansel and Gretel, get a job offer after a fail, go down the dark dragon path, relieve the trauma of CG...
Aug 23, 2021•55 min•Ep. 195
Hold on. These voices are not those of your normal host!! They do sound just as cool and young so this should be alright! Grab your Baja Blast flavored Metamucil and join this new crew as they: bring a young boy energy, tear it up in wine country, make age-appropriate references, Hocus Pocus with the Brocuses, turn the movie boys into nerd boys, blue all over their keyboard, "fix" a stationary bike, fail our boy Tony Hawk, do a jumpkick to the teethies, nerd out with some fboys, finally dip thei...
Aug 16, 2021•53 min•Ep. 194
These fierce podcasters have been training for years for this one moment at a chance to bring home the gold! So grab your gear and join the party as we: get to smiting, make your ears ring and sing, hit a perfect C Sharp, learn about Book's new tattoo/life motto, hoard blurry dog photos, put a kid in the dog wash, try to wrangle a wet puppy, get stumped in the Bone Zone, boldly go in love where no one has gone before, use astronomy math, become a student of the stars, die right after a mic drop ...
Aug 09, 2021•59 min•Ep. 193
We have started a dangerous point deduction game and this week's DM, Books, is not going to miss her chance to get in on this! So pick your words carefully and join the party as we: enroll at Books University, introduce Sir Katelynn the Bestower of Juggernauts, learn that Steve wonders about me and you, share car chase tips, work together to compose a story, stay vigilant against banned words, use a fancy algorithm, join the booty business, do a dirty, unlock a new fear, frighten the lifeguards ...
Aug 02, 2021•58 min•Ep. 192
Katelynn is our DM again and this time she may just be throwing us a normal pool party? That can't be right. Well, let's dive in and see! So put on some sunblock and join the party as we cannonball in, use up all our good jokes, turn a town hall meeting into an impromptu musical, greet food before people, pay the Dougall cut, support the office ecosystem, hang out at the computer virus house, pass on playlists, pick the vibe for the year, share our book trauma, learn the mannequins secret, face ...
Jul 26, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 191
The DM has a new adventure planned for us and this one is full of...hot dogs?? Yep, hot dogs! So grab a bun and join the party as we: let dogs out, cream them jeans, get a jiggle-to start-car, cast the next hit anime, drift with our dog, bring DMX to our school, communicate through barks, compliment a mysterious meat, nibble some bits, flabergast our boy Franklin, remember the nakey gymnastic times, put cheese on a fat hog, meet the new Mattress Emperor MODOK, keep Mercutio with us and on us, ex...
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 190
In an episode far far away, one DM rose up with evil intentions and took away mad points from the other party members. Today...that party gets their revenge! So get petty and join the party as we explore bde god energy, kip the boy, make cute little vests, throw a door kicking party, build morale through demolition, appreciate moms doing bits, feed Books, be the bad influence, befriend all the dads, bring math onto the show, get in a semicolon argument, give Katelynn a chance, determine that she...
Jul 12, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 189
There's been a deviation from the sacred timeline and variant versions of ourselves have come over to try and take over our show. Will we be able to stop them and restore the timeline or will there forever be new hosts? Grab your temporal pads and join the party as we die on mic, leave the pod in shambles, send out a murder alert, flip our inderwear, let you in on a secret, get a check stolen by our dog, display expensive tastes, get scared of sleep, revive the Vikings, get caught by a blind gra...
Jul 05, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 188
10 years ago someone wrote in all of our yearbooks "Don't ever change" and at this reunion, we are going to figure out if we were able to pull that off! So grab your yearbooks and join the party as we come into existence, reach out through the gmails, adapt to the darkness, finally have our dumbest fail yet, show our adaptability, lurk in the corner, become an interview gremlin, tutor the grandchildren, steal theater tricks, put the big deer in a papoose, make an end of the world candy necklace,...
Jun 28, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 187
The DM is tired of our constant refusal to learn from our fails and she has decided to try a new technique to get through to us. Will this episode be a triumphant display of the power of music and lyrics? Let's see! Grab your favorite record and join the party as we compliment just one, go red for the team, become a dirty lizard, add the 3rth day, find a new skincare routine, get paid for a bad promo, lay down a new books rap, appreciate events, wear a dogs dream, view mountains as a challenge, ...
Jun 21, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 186
Have you checked the calendar recently? If you have then you may have noticed that it's officially time for hot pod summer! That means there are only 3 rules to follow. 1. Be unapologetically you 2. Get your money and 3. Make it hot. So grab your best outfit and join the party as we: make a whale of an entrance, find our new tagline, just try to communicate, appreciate the pod, get put on an equal playing field, slap the handshake, chose vase, witness grandma getting twisted in the ocean, refuse...
Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 185
The DM is throwing a whole new challenge at us and has decided to test our auditory baking skills! Confused as to how we can bake by using our voices? Don't worry we'll definitely clear that up. So grab your oven mitts and join the party as we: sell our feet, join the grape life, get bonus points for being a bad baker, mop the floors with our bodies, share a dog fail, carry the big boi, determine if it's a Snot Otter or Lasagna Lizard, claim all the frogs, retain useless knowledge, disagree on c...
Jun 07, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 184
After our disastrous 100th episode livestream, we thought we'd never do another live episode again. But then the Scavengers Network invited us to be a part of their SNIP Showcase and we finally had our shot at redemption! So grab a trophy (for us) and join the party as we block dogs with fancy furniture, use the monkey attack technique, scream all the way home, get the brown stuff everywhere, lose a head butting competition, roll in the most chaotic way, keep the party going thanks to the Snoret...
May 31, 2021•31 min•Ep. 183
This is the ep where we make a drastic change and kickflip 180 turn our lives around (+2 to make a difference). What does that phrase mean? By the end, we may just figure that out! So grab your board and join the party as we make the theme our own, put on Picasso's shoes, outshine the original, show the math, take a sign to the head, learn about dog-speed lightyears, bully ourselves, excel at tummy time, suffer from the technology curse, steal the declaration of independence, learn about Scottis...
May 24, 2021•58 min•Ep. 182
The DM has declared it to be spring cleaning in the studio which means trouble for all the dust bunnies; unless they were to... let's say...rise up and declare squatter's rights! So sharpen your brooms and join the party as we get supervised, meet the Dust Bunny, air out our dirtiness, bring dog poop pants energy, earn our place in the club, go for the one eye smudge look, get put to the transition test, find our bridezilla moment, appreciate the funnels for sound, support 2 ft scoopers, harness...
May 17, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 181
You wouldn't steal a car, would you? How about some treasure? If you said yes, then you are a pirate and that's a crime! So get ready to walk the plank and join the party as we become poop deck royalty, gain big booty powers, get mad dumpers, ignore the dog fight, disagree on a theme, fall victim to the chocolate disaster, get haunted by Lightning McQueen, have our photoshop skills be disrespected, switch to vampirate, talk with the joker, have no remorse, bond over our death laughs, appreciate ...
May 10, 2021•58 min•Ep. 180
There can obviously only be one Books, but sometimes the burden of being Books gets to be a little much. This is why our DM is holding interviews to see who can become her protege, or as we like to say, her Little Miss Spark Notes. So get ready to impress and join the party as we prove our literacy, take a trip back through past field trips, volunteer to get left in a locker, enter the high-security poop zone, break from formation, earn our milkshakes, give bad book recommendations, turn on The ...
May 03, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 179
The DM decided that it was time for the crew to take a bit of a refresher course on how to be U20's. So sharpen your pencils and join the party as we get served the best slice of Katelynn, take a stance on fruit cakes, attempt to activate the brain by calling it, record in the bear pit, dress for the wrong era, get savage with our transitions, bring our dog to work, forget our age, come for Godzilla v Kong, deploy killer dookie fumes, expertly evacuate the premise, meet the mega lords, witness a...
Apr 26, 2021•58 min•Ep. 178
It's officially time for us to enter into society, but by the end of this episode, society may want to return us. So grab your fanciest ribbons and join the party as we nail the accent, introduce the Dutchess and Mistress, fall asleep on company time, forget to teach the kids, earn the fail, bring out Scooby, get our cockney on, focus on the floppy ears, make adjustments to the dress code, try to figure out what's in the lady's pockets, rock a cargo crop top, show love to the pockets, expose the...
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 177
We were promised a totally chill episode but chaos seems to follow Katelynn without her permission and in this episode, chaos goes by the name Go-Gurt. So grab your miners helmet and join the party as we join the 5'5" crew, immediately get put to work, fall into the mine, find our new tour guide, forget who's in the family, edit a friend out of the interview, witness puppy's revenge, debate entering the shaft, find out if the sparkles are nigh, change grocery shopping forever, stick a hotdog in ...
Apr 12, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 176
We've had a year to plan and prepare for the bunny's return and this time we're making it clear, this year is for the eggs! So grab your basket and join the party as we shoot eggs from a secret compartment, appease the Being, get radical, continue to make the boys strong, execute a classic yard sale, stop in T formation, get haunted by the racing curse, unveil a new title, get flabbergasted, learn that Charles Darwin was a monster, try to figure out what the glutton club is, advance by eating, b...
Apr 05, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 175
In response to the DCEU and the Synder cut, our DM has decided that she needs to "fix" our show by making it more dark and gritty and sequentialy punishing the rest of the party. So go put on all black and join the party as we deny responsibility, enter the dumpster, get sad over Tupperware, cry over puppies, attempt to reconstruct the Google search, take an unfortunate trip down the stairs, lose 10,00 for showing up, nerd out on Bungalows, get motivated by an alchemist, sign up for the Montauk ...
Mar 29, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 174
