We almost let this month slip by without celebrating the all-important brackets! This would have been a huge oversight, but luckily our DM has brought us a bracket full of Easter candy and it's our job to declare the winner. So place your bets and join the party as we celebrate the Ides, give everyone a knife, get twisted on the sauce, find someone who respects our taste, put our friendship on the line, move the rock aside, exclaim about a boy, wake up and cry, go Regina George on it, bond with ...
Mar 22, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 173
Following in the steps of The Spice Girls, the DM wanted to give us the chance to spice up our lives and decided the best way to do that, would be to bring in a dice and a spinner. So grab your minivan and join the party as we document a first, gather all the kids, follow Book's crime advice, give a surprise test, pour one out from our eyes, find out match-ramony, take advantage of the gourmet mac n cheese truck, pitch a bicep treat holder, protect the goods, paint with our dog, bribe the DM wit...
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 172
This episode started off as just a normal sleepover but then something weird happened and we got sucked into an 80's movie! So grab your bodacious shoulder pads and join the party as we sing the slumber party prank song, pick a carnival theme, keep Wreck-It-Ralph out of the blanket fort, sign up for the blade life, present the wrong data, sleep through everything, crave the plane, learn about strange addictions, create the mall shopping anthem, connect shutter shades to waffles, learn about acce...
Mar 08, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 171
If there is one thing we're good at it's creating and pitching products. Despite having this unbelievable talent, no one has tried to buy one of our products yet! That's why we're calling in the dice to help us create the next big product. So step into this elevator and join the party as we greet the Big Shark, find the unexpected and poppable treasure on the ocean floor, praise our protege, get burned by the What Would Cassie Do Mindset, drive for the bean juice, play spider matrix, experience ...
Mar 01, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 170
DJ/DM Katelynn is making this episode extra NICE for us by supplying some fat bars and attempting to teach us her rhyming ways. So think of your favorite couplets and join the party as we appreciate big books, be an MTV host, get hit real hard in the fails feels, suffer from our past catching up to us, wonder about our identifying energies, hear our dog ranks us, morph into a Corolla, debate cutting off our arm, decorate the body for the holidays, learn the proper way to deal with mean girls, ta...
Feb 22, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 169
We've been in this game for awhile now so the DM decided to keep us on our toes by making us play two games simultaneously! So be prepared for anything and join the party as we get a belly full of dirt, fuel up to dropkick, find a fix to the pandemic slump, fight to become better friends, earn the love, get some chocey, fail at being a crab, have a Beat Saber breakdown, become a vet instructor, go through the pain to gain a life of crime, rely on our left hand, learn how to say documentary, beli...
Feb 15, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 168
You know how us gals do, we just want to gab, gossip, and fight each other! So grab your boxing gloves and join the party as we morph our friends, make the number 8 super cute, find the booty number, deny ourselves sleep, celebrate the soft brain, face smash the keys, compse the gal themesong, confuse real people with characters, hire a responsible boy, jump to drugs, aim to be fueled by chaos, get found in some topiary, map out the cookie and marshmallow family dynamic, immediately connect with...
Feb 08, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 167
All of our dreams are coming true in this episode as we finally get to be Jedi Maters!...Unfortunately, our joy may be short-lived as this life dream appears to be happening at the same time as the fateful Order 66. So grab your Lightsabers and join the party as we get confused by backward names, find our Scoob, deny the baby, become surfer Yoda, enter a snake competition, break the tiny toe, transform into our alto-egos, betray our little pooper, pick Colonel Sanders, laugh at duty, celebrate a...
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 166
Someone from our past has trapped us in an unknown place and worst of all they are making us solve a riddle. So get ready to help us interpret their vague clues and join the party as we enter a hoedown mole-down, enjoy the moist walls, dig out of tunnel one, make the worst transition, set another meal on fire, get banned from plantains, redo the wedding theme, live like Speed Racer, bring all the bears to help with a murder, give the accountant wings, steal the Titanic backstory to seem more dra...
Jan 25, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 165
An important lesson was learned after we adopted a new creature and that lesson was to pay attention to the instructions given! Help us out by bringing your favorite joke and join the party as we give a sea shanty greeting, cut off the laughs, pick the wrong desk, chuck our friends, get betrayed by the PowerPoint, attend a pre-baby party, turn war into a boardgame, harness geese anger, learn about our favorite purple dude, create a villain just for tennis, transform into a dolphin, brag about ou...
Jan 18, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 164
Our Dm has surprised her closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time...until there was a murder that is! Stay on your toes and join the party as we ignore the scream, focus on the chest holder, bring in our potion lady, lean into the question mark branding, make you a suspect in the murder mystery, take out Katelynn's celebrity crush, eat a hot chip, get cursed by a sea turtle, pass out in the kid's section, wake ...
Jan 11, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 163
The DM is helping us prepare for the New Year with what is sure to be the next big cleanse trend. So grab a big glass of this good juice and join the party as we have some very good very fun times, let our ancestors down, give it the old Irish Hidey Hoe, find the poo in the family tree, be a naked sheep frolicking, emerge blind into the world, succeed by leaving it up to fate, scare our coworkers for the gram, recycle ribbons, leave without giving a gift, pull a boss move on the boss, travel to ...
Jan 04, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 162
When Katelynn wanted to celebrate her birthday she turned to her most trusted party planner which was obviously her dog Murdock. He's the only dog in the party planning business and we think we know why. So grab your goodie bag and join the party as we knit with stilettos, enter the dumpster days, poop on a windshield, find our biggest weakness, throw away our parents training, date at the Applebees, put the baby in a hair papoose, get twisted on frog juice, live life like a bull rider, set the ...
Dec 28, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 161
We're trying to create the raddest and most cheerful gift we can to give to you for The Season. So grab your favorite gift wrap and join the party as we make a cheerful grumble, create some holiday-specific cheers, go all-pro, bring the tiny elf friends along, enter the workshop again, run a cost-benefit analysis, dance battle the beef guy, forget about food rules, make our hair an accomplice in our shoplifting crimes, get turned into a puppet, call on a drone for help, What's This Now?, put Kat...
Dec 21, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 160
The DM has called on us to help with the daunting task of saving her, but sadly even on this mission that requires great heroism, we are still being delegated as the sidekicks. So grab your capes and join the party as we leave you shell-shocked, ask for a raise from the people, double our voice, get a balloon surprise, wear 2000's fashion to a faculty meeting, learn that the horsies can move in an L shape, appreciate the good Star Wars sounds, dip our toes into some spoilers, appreciate Baby Dar...
Dec 14, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 159
We've been podcasting for 3 years which means that we've officially entered our toddler years! So grab your pull-ups and join the party as we do an impressive handstand, cry at our party, change up Kings Cup, drink our tears to join a cult, pass out in the allergy aisle, send food and gifts via an air elemental, slow down time to cuddle, put on our anime glasses, use the demonic eye intimidate check, roll instead of run to win a three-legged race, try to use dazzle as a distraction, get tangled ...
Dec 07, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 158
This year the DM wanted to give us a chance to get together as friends and share what we are all thankful for (as long as what we are thankful for is what the DM wants us to be thankful for). So grab all your best buds and join the party as we invite the poopy one on, materialize a ballsack brain, become a nighttime pillow thief, enter the confession session, keep up the Professor Murder streak, adore pirate puppies, request a bedtime story, get dragged into a deep dark hole, become distracted b...
Nov 30, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 157
If you speak of food crimes, Katelynn will come. If you invite her to purposefully create food crimes, she will destroy you. We're trying to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for you all in this ep and honestly, we understand if you end up not eating anything. But go ahead and put on your apron and join the party as we call on the colon-ary hero, create visual poem business cards, argue about pie v casserole, die for the cause, fail at being crafty, give a piece of ourselves as a gift, send a tattoo ...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 156
Allow us to introduce our new motto and lifestyle, A.B.C, All Bout Cassie. That's because we're celebrating Cassie's birthday the only way she would want which is to make everything about her so grab some streamers and join the party as we bring all the essentials, push turkeys into the rain, bring the curse of Robert into our household, get some tips from Professor Murder, wear a different costume every day, go out with a Viking funeral, consider appreciating trees, squeak like Mariah Carey, me...
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 155
The DM thought it was time we branched out from podcasting, so we're stepping into a brand new media field and creating the very first movie to exist in the podcast realm. So get ready to yell action and join the party as we fall into the title of queen, smell some armpits, ingest the wrong things, say yes to everything, ponder about our holiness, question the reason for a T, find a spider in an unthinkable place, call in the pig Charlotte, grab a lizard in a pinch, dodge little boys on stilts, ...
Nov 09, 2020•59 min•Ep. 154
We're getting back at the DM in this episode by flexing the power of our vote! So grab your ballot and join the party as we bring a cornucopia of regret, champion Scorpio season, become the bravest little toasters, transform into the neighborhood phantom, get clipped by a bike, use our powers to get a bigger ring, put Clark Kent to work, show growth, cherish the ring pop, get twisted on catnip, solve the hardest part of the party, lose it over a Tom Delong creation, experience pure delight from ...
Nov 02, 2020•55 min•Ep. 153
Dear, sweet, anxious Books got a curse placed on her by a witch that will make her constantly scared if not reversed which sounds bad, but the worst part is that we are the only people who can reverse it! So grab your cauldron and join the party as we make relevant references, bury the bar in the ground, deny ourselves Smallville, host a class just for us, learn of the new Zion cryptid, become the crop top park ranger, get a mannequin body, save the bridal boutiques, find a way to still be roomm...
Oct 26, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 152
In this episode we try to answer the question as to if the real monster is Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster, or something living in Katelynn trying to get out. Just kidding we know who the monster is, but we need to keep them at bay. So hide the bolts in your neck and join the party as we name the monster, deny Dewey, harness the power of our retail voices, baby talk an adult, ship a vacation in a box, relive the Disney 4d bug experience, pitch Tommy the Tummy Saving robot, learn how to stay...
Oct 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 151
The DM is sending us on the hardest mission we've ever been on as we attempt to make the pickiest puppy, Murdock, a happy boy. So fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we get rejected as the Dogfather, shun the outfit repeater, determine what to do with poop pants, recognize the illest, cry from minty methane fumes, exclaim our love for trucks, experience the biggest success of our lives in the middle of the episode, appreciate old places by looking through a puppy's eye, find all ...
Oct 12, 2020•57 min•Ep. 150
In the face of getting submerged in Twilight chaos once again, one party will rise up to push it down and create a new hit series that will take its place. So throw your glitter away and join the party as we go deeper than the eyes, become the work cryptic, suffer from burning hands, take a milk bath, pop some coke, kick it with a bear, split splat the knowledge, solve the mystery as to what Scooby-Doo is, discover the most spiritually evil utensil, discuss Pokemon dark magics, plug the butt, le...
Oct 05, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 149
This episode does not have the normal party members because one has been replaced by an evil clone! So it's now up to the regular U20's crew to figure out who that is. Stay on high alert and join the party as we find Randy Jackson, steal fails, become polite in the face of fear, get invited into the McDonalds Play Place, leave a crisp 20, create a product straight from the mind of Cruella De Vil, put a dog in a bag, sell the product with the tagline, design the wallomba, pitch anxiety ASMR podca...
Sep 28, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 148
It's the 21st day of September and in honor of this, DM Katelynn is taking us on a trip down memory lane and is asking us to share exactly what we remember from our fateful September. So grab your tin hat and get ready to join the party as we receive joy from the dog, gain the sustenance needed to stay warm in the winter, get all bit, watch the true life of a trash monster, bring out our old friend Christina, drop into the warehouse, meet up with our boy Tony, get the Kenny Ortega feel, spread t...
Sep 21, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 147
DM Books is in the business of misery and right from the top you can tell this episode is far out from our norm and far out from the party's comfort zone. So get ready to go on a whole new adventure and join the party as we fail to get the permission slip signed, try to use "Mom said no" as an excuse, volunteer for flight school, try out for ninja warrior, chose life over a spider, have a big water incident, discuss bon, travel with papa, incorrectly nerd out on basketball, live for the drama, b...
Sep 14, 2020•55 min•Ep. 146
Something has been missing from our lives ever since we had to say goodbye to our dear friend and previous mascot, the Chunky Boi, so we've rushed to the Buil-A-Mascot Workshop in an attempt to find some of that joy again. Get ready to pick out your favorite friend and join the party as we get canonically solid, become overtaken by the image of a rock, find the new sound a chicken makes, create an anime pasta monster, give thanks for the mammaries, argue over taco appetizers, slarf it, forget ou...
Sep 07, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 145
The DM has granted us superpowers but, do powers alone make a hero? When it comes to us, the answer is no! So grab your super suit and join the party as we find our hero destiny, pay penance, torture our stomachs in the name of science, launch our drone punch-o-grams, let Chumbawamba pump us up, get the worst shark tank pitch to date, make it cooler, learn a cool bug fact, decide between making it professional and making it fashion, cause a pileup, get bit in order to get powers, sneak in some T...
Aug 31, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 144
