The DM decided to switch it up a bit and let the players take control of the points by letting them steal from each other! Get ready to make bold moves and join the party as we pass on the spider curse, show big bravery, get into true crime at the worst time, jump out of the murder hole, immediately enter the Twilight hole, focus on the racing drama, spend our time planting trees, fail our driver's test, use beefy leg power, get dumped on, work through our emotions by using paper dolls, get a mo...
Aug 24, 2020•54 min•Ep. 143
Everything is on the line in this battle of common sense as a new group has come on the scene to take out title! So get ready to pick a side a join the party as we immediately get called out, try to eat our way out of a situation, serve the sickest math burn, bite our boss, encourage the world, leave threatening brownies, briefly show intelligence, honor Miss Frizzle, sell the product in the pitch, find the direct correlation, match our moods, remember that priest is always an option, lose our b...
Aug 17, 2020•56 min•Ep. 142
Welcome to Salsneyland! A theme park full of fun, imagination, and slimy new friends! Get ready to hit all your favorite rides and join the party as we get attacked by tri-foam, live out a Nickolodeon dream, encourage an early stuntman career, fail to paint by numbers, challenge Zac Effron to a game of skate, send the unworthy to Deadbeat Island, start an aphorism cult, try not to eat our hands, take down a sport from the inside, make the best of a groundhog day situation with bubble wrap, disco...
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 141
The DM has sent us on a full-on literary adventure which resulted in us gaining too much power and a summonable giant whale. So grab your sailors cap and join the party as we do karate in a book place, tap into a different market, live out our worst fear, receive a boba baptism, ask too many questions, find our supportive shopping buddies, put a stranger in our will, chat with the humpty dumpty kid, summon Dick, briefly exhibit book knowledge, join the cool kids on the playground, show sturdines...
Aug 03, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 140
We may not have been able to hit the streets of Comic-Con this year, but that's not going to stop us from bringing you that exclusive, fully researched, 100% accurate Comic-Con news! So scan your badge and get ready to join the party as we get permission to roll down a hill, up the offer with a dropkick, baby bird some info into your ears, tell of the Bagel War battle wounds, live like a teenager, find our corn soulmate, stage a trojan horse with a rock, overthrow our lizard father, sign up for ...
Jul 27, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 139
What happens when you set some absolute fools loose on a supermarket gameshow? Apparently it's this. So get ready to load up your cart and join the party as we swallow the whole store, sacrifice our bodies for 10 cents, follow the new Taylor stair standard, realize we can still make our dreams come true, fail to be the adult in the situation, become the NPC by default, sign up for a bad science experiment, fear the children who recognize their power, witness as fathers take back their day, fail ...
Jul 20, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 138
Last week started a dangerous game and this DM is here to play! Get ready to understand us on a deeper level and join the party as we chase down a parrot, make the phonetic spelling valid, yell nom nom in times of exuberance, become terrible wizards, accept Tim into our lives, read more to learn more, appreciate supportive D&D parties, get amazed by eggs, channel power from a unicorn, laugh at the chickle, get particular about pickles, create our dream amusement parks, find the cuddly pets, ...
Jul 13, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 137
When the DM sought out advice from the internet on what the theme of this episode should be, there was one resounding theme swirling in the consciousness of all. Greg. It was always going to be Greg, but we're not sure if this is what you all had in mind. Get ready to emulate and join the party as we suffer a great nugget misfortune, try to be a princess, turn our back on a kitchen appliance, replace appendages the Star Wars way, introduce the illuminary glitter and glow legs, live like chinchil...
Jul 06, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 136
Our DM is overwhelmed by all of the decisions that come with planning a wedding and she has called on the other two to show off their planning prowess. Grab your favorite planner and join the party as we interview to get the gig, try to live up to our reputation, introduce chaos and it's counterpart crying, build 8 walls of love, dance in the middle of the aisle, discover that TikToks are good?, appreciate laughing with friends, create the perfect wedding dress, remember our old attempts at maki...
Jun 29, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 135
This week we are entering the cob. What is The Cob exactly? We're not sure, but the DM is promising a popping good time so grab some butter and join the party as we have an event in our lives, tip over the bourgeoisie's boats, body slam into a dog bowl, dip the towel, take a second shot at the day, regretfully slap some butter on, bring the office to you, feel protected by padded walls, get a corndog surprise, visit our weirdest alternate universe to date, get into the tag game, let us be horse,...
Jun 22, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 134
The DM is fully in charge and setting all the rulez for this episode. Get ready to follow along and join the party as we bring the bragadocious attitude, do a bagel burn down, learn of a new Bo Peep, zoom panic, over compliment to compensate, take up the dark arts for revenge, find a new paperweight, blackmail our stepdad, cutoff Twilight talk, witness Big Bird's revenge, save Batman from being stuck, read books and eat french toast sticks, find out who was the nerdiest in high school, meet the ...
Jun 15, 2020•52 min•Ep. 133
Why is this audio file so long? The time from the last word of the statement to the last second of the track totals 8 minutes and 46 seconds. 8 minutes and 46 seconds doesn't sound like a long time until you are confronted with just how long it can drag on. 8 minutes and 46 seconds is how long it took to end George Floyd's life [ https://www.8m46s.com ]. At the Scavengers Network, we support the nationwide protests against police brutality; because Black Lives Matter. It is not enough to simply ...
Jun 08, 2020•11 min
The DM put us through a dad test to see if we have what it takes to be our own dads but she was not prepared for the dads we would grow to be. So fire up that grill and join the party as we apply the Detective Pikachu theory, buy a footbag, blame the family dog, dance on a video call, bond through dancing, take our opportunity to run, get our pets pet rocks, go on a conspiracy quests, disappoint the local college dad, practice Harvard law, pass off the research, share our punspirations, find the...
Jun 01, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 132
After all this time adventuring, the DM decided that it was probably time we got some good gear! Unfortunately the gear may not be as magical as promised. Make sure to keep the receipt and join the party as we visit the lady in the lake, keep all sharp object safely stowed, betray the body, remember to never change, enable bad pee habits, blend in while also standing out, mic up the ocean, see where men put their energy, immerse ourselves in Nemo land, step to Pride and Prejudice, immediately ge...
May 25, 2020•56 min•Ep. 131
This is the only episode where the party decided to revolt against the theme and agreed to take the damage that resulted. Get ready to fight the renaissance and join the party as we protect the lambs, get a lil scrambly, offer a bootyful snack, get dunked on by grandma, go for the bucky aesthetic, stand boldly as trash loving raccoons, copy the best, mention the rock that wasn't, meet the mountain mans babies, learn of a new type of tooth fairy, get some raving reviews, support the ballsac disco...
May 18, 2020•59 min•Ep. 130
Do you wanna play a game? What if that game was almost guaranteed to ruin any friendship? Not interested? The party wasn't either! But go ahead and shuffle the deck anyways and join this reluctant party as we debate the broken worm theory, pinky swear on a broken pinky, take credit for a lightsaber, casually jump back in time, focus on sweaty armpits, immediately get judged for our trivia knowledge, refuse to fact check, question the seven dwarves, become throwable, get cast as Mojo Jojo, beg to...
May 11, 2020•58 min•Ep. 129
He who builds the greatest flower will get to be the greatest friend! The game is clear so get ready to photosynthesize and join the party as we get shut down immediately, create a cupcake friend, be the beanstalk, try to jump ahead, describe a new (not great) texture, pick a new Crayola color, appreciate KK covers of all types, nerd out in completely different directions, use sticky flower attack, get blessed by a kid, try to solve the fish tank dilemma, find a new excuse for not answering the ...
May 04, 2020•57 min•Ep. 128
We are straight puffed with power in this episode after the DM let loose some radioactive spiders! Grab your cape and join the party as we create some overlooked yet very useful superpowers, ask an important dolphin question, go on a Google journey, beg for a normal title, share our suburban mom guilty pleasure, confuse the T with the Cube, check in with mom, watch the restaurants adapt, come back extra smooth from the break, celebrate low budget productions, get saved by karaoke, create the per...
Apr 27, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 127
It's our favorite holiday and we're celebrating with a new friend! So get ready to kick it and join the party as we live our nightmare fail, create a dog park legacy, get swol hips, create a human interaction warning system, get motivated by gym smells, hear the worst pitch in shark tank history, put an adult on the line, receive some judgment-free advice, go with our first solution, turn a trip into a bit, ruin Katelynn with a handstand challenge, send an instant message for proof, design the b...
Apr 20, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 126
Yeah, that's right. The DM decided it was time for this. So grab your sourdough starter kit and join the party for this competitive, auditory, baking competition as we bring a new energy to the pod, ask you take our feet like it's our last resort, welcome sabotage, send Katelynn off on a bangvoyage, get power from out lightsabers, don the royal rain attire, forget about rainboots, find a way to never be wrong again, reward adults with a trip to the treasure chest, shame our friends into being mo...
Apr 13, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 125
This whole episode is centered on us learning from our failures so the DM decided to make sure that we fail a lot. So get ready to reflect and join the party as we celebrate Charlies, turn to the tuna boy, find the mascot we relate to, get a not so bad scenario, accuse our neighbors, mistake Tide Pods for narcotics, break the rules of the podcast, selflessly share knowledge, tell the tale of the neck brace birthday, get consoled by Ryan Seacrest, deny Tom Nook, download the coolest library app, ...
Apr 06, 2020•54 min•Ep. 124
Friends who build an island together, sabotage each other? Grab your fishing pole and join the party as we get a great interest rate, become a squeaky toy, supply some punk rock island vibes, convert into an amphibian, meet up with the ice cream man who supplies it all, call for the soup man during the cold times, ignore our guests, insult a buff lion, pull a tarantula prank, steal the coveted froggy chair, get disappointed by wallpaper, turn snakes into eels, become delighted by cabbage, visit ...
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 123
In a world that is in need of a short escape, can two unlikely characters come together and find...love? Tune in and join the adventure as we find the clue in the name, create a new measuring system, get introduced to the fun guy, design the cutest meet-cute, roll on glass, celebrate those who are extra, swap out a love triangle, calm down on the murder, appreciate some quarantine content, find our Squirrel Girl, pad our LinkedIn resumes, flat out say no, learn of a healing dog, protect the mang...
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 122
We started a comment card policy and are adapting to what you sent as we go! So drop a card in the box and join the party as we reveal our real laughs, get one last pun in, solve our egg problem, bring shame upon our enemies, begrudgingly support Katelynn, harness our unstoppable cuteness, live on through our Pokemon, give the podcast to our kids, get haunted by Go Dogs Go, realize that leaves are the denim for trees, bring some physical comedy to the pod, share first impressions, copyright the ...
Mar 16, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 121
We're learning from our Icelandic friend and would now like to claim this episode as the one with the most jokes per capita. So get ready to work the system and join the party as we sign up for a wet mess, get an all in one horoscope, say only the words we can read, find an undeniably great transition, listen to some rude tales, learn that one is not enough, receive an endorsement, study blind love, get turned right around, force you to listen to a song, discover babies on wheels, leave the kids...
Mar 09, 2020•57 min•Ep. 120
We're back with an extra charming episode full of fun catchphrases and aphorisms which we are throwing out with no ulterior motive whatsoever! So get ready to join the party as we up our cute factor, get invited to an afternoon delight, learn some new vocab words, do a popcorn punch, catch the pacifier thief, learn about the worm who wouldn't let Jesus into the stable, get scared of taters, file a cease and desist against an aquarium, appreciate the ninja tooters, witness a scooter crash, suffer...
Mar 02, 2020•49 min•Ep. 119
Things have gotten a little scrambly at U20's which means you all are adventuring with a new crew this week! Some lovely members from the Scavengers Network have taken over our feed and are here to take you on an enchanting journey so grab your adventuring pack and join the new party as they find the succulent wigs, edit in laughs, get too dramatic for the microphones, find more at Bed Bath and Beyond, shut it down right at the start, donate instead of torture, envision flat dice, stay the optim...
Feb 24, 2020•54 min•Ep. 118
Books got jealous that she didn't get to fight her boss so she created the ultimate boss battle for us. So get ready to enter the arena and join the party as we descend into rolly chair madness, build a pillow fortress, research celebrities, share our notebook tendencies, find out about Katelynn's past rap career, try to determine what a rubber band booty is, successfully pull an ant prank, meet the pig who was to be food but became king instead, learn about the buck beginning of Valentine's Day...
Feb 17, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 117
Have you been looking for a chaotic guided sleep meditation to help fall asleep? Of course you have! And we're here to help! So snuggle up with your favorite blanket and join the party as we learn about the boat sides, get past our writers block, put a positive spin on things, creatively clear out a building, send those good bird links, free corn, get heartworms, enter Donkey's inferno, realize that dragons need love too, appreciate dogs eating apples, almost rise above a penis joke, find a way ...
Feb 10, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 116
Join us for this totally new and unique social experiment where each contestant can choose to either play as themselves or as their alter ego! Get ready to set up your profile and join the adventure as we find beauty in landfills, get sloppy with coworkers, impress our class, lose the element of surprise, wonder if teeth are just the crustaceans of our mouths, get the cutest elephant fact, follow Mr. Peanit into battle, enter the punching season, learn about superlatives, refuse to remember a ne...
Feb 03, 2020•59 min•Ep. 115
