There's about to be a what? Boss fight! Meet us outside and join the party as we pay Gritty to be our hitman, mourn the monocled man with a 21 dunk salute, create the new holy trinity of punching, crank that anxiety up to 100, fight to keep our jobs, turn to Google in our time of need, designate the knife filled ball pits, decide to never leave a piece of our dog behind, buy an actual shark tank, sign up for the murder escape room of our dreams, celebrate the cheap and thoughtful with friend gif...
Jan 27, 2020•56 min•Ep. 114
Jellicles can and jellicles do and guess what y'all...we did it! That's right it's a Cats themed episode and only one of us is excited about it. So get ready to join the party for the night of the jellicle ball as we share our ideal podcaster form, go back to the cream scene, resist the urge to trash talk, lament on missed opportunities, join the dark side and party, take joy from the kids, put those checks in the sand, pay others to make us look professional, bring zippers to the club, gather t...
Jan 20, 2020•57 min•Ep. 113
In the most dramatic episode of U20s history, a surprise character shows up to try and get the final rose and become Book's best friend. So let us steal you away and join the party as we learn what colors grow up to be, pad our resumes, store our baggage in new places, get a message from the universe to take a bath, meet our local vigilante at Starbucks, attempt to play in the space but get put in a corner instead, make a New Years friends, resurrect an old play and an old pig, ditch town meetin...
Jan 13, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 112
A long time ago in an RSS feed far, far away... there was an awakening of a shrub but now, that very shrub needs to be saved by his friends. So pick a path to travel on and join the party as we respond to the thrub, eat a spy, solve the classic philosophical dilemma of crusty old man or adorable baby, get a swiss cheese hand, capitalize on squid, stone Anakin in the square, be more like Jesus, keep it in the family, save another sound clip for blackmail, enter zero dark groundhog day, live for b...
Jan 06, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 111
New Years is the perfect time to celebrate, reflect, transform, and... sacrifice?? Our DM is displaying her creative problem-solving skills with a new ritual that she claims will bring us luck in the new year. Stay on your toes and join the party as we enter a high stakes game, get punished for telling the truth, discover questionable substances on our clothes, implement Looney Tunes tactics into the CIA, hire The Hammer, find some punny pigs, make the easiest decision of our life, tell the tale...
Dec 30, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 110
Santa is waiting until the very last minute to determine if we are naughty or nice and we're not really sure if this episode is helping. Get ready to check that list and join the party as we take pride in a new job title, boldly claim to be the reason of the season, fearfully get behind the wheel, get swol for the grocery store, look beyond Bigfoot's exterior, find our long lost dad, identify the cauliflower monster amongst us, display the two types of motivation, meet the bee that inspired The ...
Dec 23, 2019•58 min•Ep. 109
Drop an F in the chat for this group of fools who thought that they could put their friendship to the test and show off how much they know about each other. Grab your cheat sheet and join the party as we witness something magical, give off a clarinet vibe, bring shame to our families, create a car with an allergy warning, wuv something only when you're good at it, make a necessary blood sacrifice, get excited for the end of a saga, draw the line at dirty bananas, sit on top a new throne, create ...
Dec 16, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 108
These three agents are on an important mission and they might just succeed (if they are able to find a nanny that is). Grab your utility belt and join the party as we fly in style, rely on our wits and charm, never let anything slip through, make a mashed potato mess, get protective over nicknames, scream to fill the void, turn cornified, find love on aisle 57, decide to make an enemy instead of a friend, get too enthusiastic about revenge, arm the children, laugh at babies in tubes, appreciate ...
Dec 09, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 107
We're reflecting and celebrating our show as we come up on our 2-year anniversary with a little help from some new friends. So study the highlight reel and join the party as we find the joyball, bring the bitterness, embody chaos, fail at ghost school, try to heal from our past, remember the fuzzy times, decide to never join a choir, get flashback from middle school, find the accent we can do, change it to a threesome, unlock the real escape goat, receive late redemption, display poor naming ski...
Dec 02, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 106
We're spreading more than just joy as we get ready to go into this holiday season. So don the proper attire and join the party as we make some undirected entrances, fail at the rule of threes, get burned by Karen, harness flat ass power, raise a balloon arch, lose our identity, learn opossumtongue, get haunted by a fleshy slim jim, contemplate life during interesting times, find an IHS (improvised hacky sack), gift wrap what matters, break the DM, gain a running partner, get hamsters drunk, appr...
Nov 25, 2019•55 min•Ep. 105
One person's trash is another's treasure and one DM's treasure hunt is a terrifying mission to her fellow cohosts. Get a look at the map and join the party as we find the real prize, show our kind natures, work too hard at failing, be brave kids, get two throwbacks for the price of one, ditch the zero and get with the door kicker, come on time, change ants on a log forever, learn to contrite, give the monkies what they deserve, place power in the wrong hands, become basic witches, get enthusiast...
Nov 18, 2019•57 min•Ep. 104
Our DM is showing us the finest sights from around the world in her magic tram. So keep your hands and feet inside and join the party as we fight over the snack, honor grandma fashion, find joy in mirrors, wuv specific Christmas lights, enjoy weird photoshoots, ixnay, learn about olive warts, find the sleep apnea frog, relate to the gross ones, get pity points, devise our next dating experiment, visit the interactive fountain of the lord, become perplexed by turtle anatomy, study under the ass m...
Nov 11, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 103
The DM decided that it was time to get rid of the curse that has been plaguing our show and has called up the other two to help with the list of very specific and very authentic tasks. So grab your copy of the sacred texts and join the party as we go on a jumpsuit adventure, dunk on other towns, establish a healing atmosphere, rebuild Martha's dreams, dive for a piano, celebrate great legacies, concentrate on the beat, get changed by a pumpkin, find coast to coast wuvs, cautiously stay warm, wit...
Nov 04, 2019•58 min•Ep. 102
The DM is trying to help us come down from our last episode and create a peaceful environment but the other two just aren't going to let that happen. Get ready to bring some chaotic energy and join the party as we let a live bear in the studio, throw a Viking funeral, create a clear division between superpower and disturbing bodily function, herald the story of the nut slayer, get shocked by old spoilers, try to placate the bear, willingly jump into the pit of despair, confirmation the spookines...
Oct 28, 2019•55 min•Ep. 101
It's our 100th episode and we're going big to celebrate! How are we going big you ask? So big that we couldn't have just one DM! So big that we had to livestream it!! So big that it was simply too much for 3 mics to handle!! But don't worry dear friends, the audio here on the feed turned out just fine. Yay podcasting!!! Come join the party as we gamble on real life, get directed towards drama, bring fanny back, titty shake in the middle of a pitch, discuss regretful bushes, get destroyed by the ...
Oct 21, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 100
It's crunch time and our DM is putting us through a myriad of challenges to make sure that we're ready to hit the triple digits. Get ready for this Rocky-style training montage and join the party as we bring out a new persona, start a sippy cup revolution, pay extra for the pig treatment, take writing to the sheets, open our hearts to new experiences, get subdued by an accent, reject the corndog, disrespect mac n cheese, refuse to have a dinner party, live that Dr. Suess lifestyle, relive the wo...
Oct 14, 2019•59 min•Ep. 99
You all requested* it and Katelynn is stepping up as DM to make sure that damage is dealt. Grab your hit dice and join the party as we work to supply those happy vibes, find the positive in damage, team up with secret agent squirrels, celebrate cute video game versions, find ways to tailor around the tail, sweep pigs off their feet, wrestle a magic carpet, repurpose tassels, call upon the PSL in our time of need, find Book's superpower, become lizard people, investigate the mysterious yeet, talk...
Oct 07, 2019•56 min•Ep. 98
What motivates a good raid? Is it the promise of money, secrets, unlimted snacks, or could it be...love? Grab everyone you know and join the party as we build a baked good ball pit, get swoll with elephants, live as vapes on the run, give sports to dogs, sign up as camp counselors at a murder camp, suck the life out of a vampire, cherish dog cuddles, get roasted at family game night, celebrate the greatest friendship, receive a bad omen desguised as a gift, throw porcelain dolls in the trash, cr...
Sep 30, 2019•58 min•Ep. 97
Get ready for an episode bursting with information and join the party as we get in sync, dodge unwelcomed projectiles, sneeze out of our lane, celebrate the spooky season, try to unlearn some disturning information, visit our old poetry, sign up for double dutch therapy, scream with badgers, investigate our DM's browser history, realize the power of a G note, enhance the hacking, spearfish with our most prized possessions, ziplock ourselves up, choose to live in a jar, modify memories for our ne...
Sep 23, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 96
We've been tasked with a lot of important missions throughout the show, but this may be our biggest one yet. Will we be able to find who is responsible for the death of a beloved desk plant? Can we create a catchphrase for a generation? Spoiler: we think so. Get ready to plead the fifth and join the party as we exhibit a guilty conscience, create a one tree hill, go off-grid, plan a cryptid cruise, unlock Oreo's origin story, live out two magical realities as books, break it all going for gold, ...
Sep 16, 2019•59 min•Ep. 95
In a world that's full of absurd action movies, only the U20's crew can step up and make a true masterpiece that stands out from all the rest. Try to track the plot and join the party as we take over the movie industry, cast the greatest heroes of our generation, flavor chicken with a specific amount of spices, try to avoid an explosive Christmas, drift to find love, get a spectral massage, discover who's been taking our socks, get doomsday tips, relax like artists, run a social experiment, stop...
Sep 09, 2019•55 min•Ep. 94
It's back to school time and we're trying to prove that we're fools. So sharpen your pencil and join the party as we become star pupils, use the reward system, get tempted by triple t, lie online, make tired tattoo decisions, plan our eulogies, rep for scooters, regretfully finish a sausage, get greeted by a fat cat, react to a coffee emergency, have nightmares thanks to a vegetarian piranha, buy our degrees, become the cool teacher, join the tassel gang, create unsolvable mysteries, find our pl...
Sep 02, 2019•55 min•Ep. 93
Many have gone before us and failed, but we are going to pull off what they could not. Yes friends, that is correct, today we are going to catch Bigfoot! So grab your camera and join the party as we thank the tv gods, mistake a gift for a threat, pick a side on the Sasquatch v Bigfoot debate, put the adults to bed, take our daily goodberry, find the magic in us, throw off our karma balance, rebuild our elementary school lessons and then immediately flex that knowledge, build it ourselves, meet a...
Aug 26, 2019•56 min•Ep. 92
When your fellow cohosts refuse to go on an adventure with you, there's only one thing you can do to get back at them and that's publically shame them for not supporting your dreams. Get ready to plot your revenge and join the party as we attempt to win back a jilted heart, enjoy our dark shopping time, hug our tree dad, take a transformative cacoon nap, learn how to grow a life, explore vampire and wolf relations, meet a true golden pony, party with a moose, make magic our hypeman, create our w...
Aug 19, 2019•56 min•Ep. 91
We're being sent on an adventure by a secret patron who looks vaguely familiar, but he's got deep pockets so we'll worry about that later! Grab your adventurer's pack and join the party as we get refused the VIP treatment, focus on happy hour, refuse to sneeze, win with politeness, find murder to be the best solution, center on the comic relief, capitalize on canceled plans, appreciate outdated interest, admit to cheating, go into a rage breakdown, create D&D transition glasses, get driving ...
Aug 12, 2019•59 min•Ep. 90
We're struggling to translate and struggling through life. There may be a bit of a communication error but that's not going to stop us from having a good time so join the party as we create new nicknames, contact the cops, get fast & loose with D&D, trust a little baby bird with our lives, psychologically mess the crew up in da club, get changed by the fab five family, find inspiration in art, have a real bad time with mosquitos, give writing advice to the experts, discover that that the...
Aug 05, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 89
We're learning the valuable lesson that not all trees should be hugged in this one. Get ready to stay out of the forests and join the party as we test some new voices, bring you to the con, get traumatized by tree juice, gain power from the justice fruit, come up with names that match physical traits, meet the chicken nugget hero, create the health drink trend, arm ourselves with eggs, dream up limitless fashion designs, grab a shovel and bury, watch it all fall apart from our bubble, scream for...
Jul 29, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 88
We're righting a lot of wrongs as we try to bounce back from our post-con depression. So take our hand and we're going to try to guide you through this as we throw diamond showers, let chaos ensue, convert to the bus lifestyle, make our weekly visit to the black market, create an avocado trap, show off our Slinky skills, confirm Katelynn's dark corndog secret, attempt to fix the sins of the minions, realize the power of a hashtag, have a melon meltdown, dunk in the court, and visit our local ins...
Jul 22, 2019•59 min•Ep. 87
We're getting back to our roots which, obviously, means it's time to peel back the layers of our internal blooming onions. So pick your favorite sauce and join the party as we become diabolical interns, try to regain our youth via scootering, meet a nightmare mole, defeat the evil clone, learn that we all fry, discover the real meaning behind beauty is pain, find the worst way to get vitamin c, unlock the secrets of our future in a coffee bean, share the victory, and celebrate our local dancing ...
Jul 15, 2019•53 min•Ep. 86
What started as a simple open mic night somehow turned into a truel between friends. Get ready to bring your best and join the party as we learn that squirrels are just like girls, redefine love triangles, finally understand Harry Potter, create a Tesla space monster, calm the beast with sick beats, nerd out video games, put all our trust in Goouigi, use magic to improve our hoarding tendencies, take advantage of time travel, have a camping shitastrophe, make sure the songs are bangers, create t...
Jul 08, 2019•57 min•Ep. 85
