Epstein Is A Hoax & Conor's Nudes
Trump said that Jeffrey Epstein's client list is a hoax. Conor McGregor sends nudes. What else is there to talk about?
Jul 17, 2025•56 min•Ep. 113
Ugly on the Inside
Imagine a safe space from safe spaces where Kirill, Val and the many characters in their lives let it all hang out proving that no matter who you are, where you’re from or what you believe in… we’re all ugly on the inside.
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Sending Diddy To Alligator Alcatraz
America is one giant reality show: Diddy is probably going to go free and Alligator Alcatraz is officially open!
Jul 04, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 112
Marrying A 9 Year Old At Disneyland
Val gets a heatstroke and misses out on seeing Dave Chappelle. A rich guy tries to marry a 9 year old at Disneyland Paris. Chris Brown is still selling out arenas. We now have men with cervical cancer. A lot to unpack this week. Strap in!
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 111
We're Getting Deported By Trump
Trump started a cell phone company, why protests are annoying, a billionaire died from a bee sting, putting hard-boiled eggs in your butt and why nobody wants to work.
Jun 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 110
Greta Thunberg Is Too Angry For 22
How can a 22 year old girl be this angry? Super cuck behavior to care about the planet this much, no? We also solve the global immigration issue and unpack this week's news with a lot of giggles.
Jun 12, 2025•58 min•Ep. 109
Why You Shouldn't Tip Lazy People
This week we unpack why Britney Spears is still crazy, why tipping culture is out of control, sexual health products for dogs, intrusive thoughts only guys get and crypto kidnappings.
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 108
We Partied On The Tallest & Scariest Building In NYC
We are hungover and recap our night out hopping around NYC running into G-Eazy at his album release party and almost dying at a Chainsmokers party 101 stories in the sky.
May 27, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 107
Kim K Gets Robbed By Grandpas
Kim K got robbed by a bunch of grandpas (no joke), buying nudes from your AI girlfriend, Trump gets a $400 million gift, indecisive women, exposing a cheater in front of everyone and more!
May 14, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 106
Racist Bottle Service
This week we unpack a lot: racist bottle service sign in Philly, getting paid $1,000 to deport yourself, food makes people less racist, basic hygiene rules, getting offended once the world collapses and more!
May 07, 2025•45 min•Ep. 105
100 Men Versus 1 Gorilla
So much has happened in one week... we discuss cutting your lips off after kissing another man... fighting a gorilla with 100 of your boys... is gossiping a female quality... proposing to a girl who has had bigger dicks than you... and so much more.
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 104
Do Women Deserve Diamonds?
Imagine falling in love with the most amazing woman in the world who is gentle, kind, thoughtful, caring, never misses a birthday, always thinking of others and then she demands that you get her a REAL diamond because children must die in order for it to have meaning. We discuss this.
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 103
Exposing Internet Liars With John "Goob" Dorsey
The most diabolical auditor of internet liars is here... John Dorsey AKA Goob! He came in to help us make fun of the internet's biggest losers.
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 102
Muslim, Jew & A Ukranian With Faysal Lawrence
Faysal Lawrence comes in for some giggle time as we discuss the positives of treating women like property, navigating modern relationships, a few 9/11 jokes and everything in between!
Apr 09, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 101
Paralyzed Girl Will Steal Your Dad If You Cheat On Her
The hottest chick in a handicapped spot... Karlee. She doesn't let her accident stop her from literally sleeping with your dad if you break her heart. We spend an hour asking all the absurd questions, hearing absurd stories and making absurd jokes.
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 100
Sasha Merci On Why LA Guys Can’t Get Laid
Sasha Merci is a Dominican comedian, actress and fellow just as miserable as us so it was really nice to just sit down and make fun of living in LA, dating in LA, why NYC is better and 100 different other tangents we go on catching up with her!
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 99
Is Herpes A Deal-breaker? with Marco DelVecchio
He's funny. He's hot. He's Marco DelVecchio. Three sort-of straight white guys break down every relationship issue under the sun... including: is herpes a dealbre
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 98
The Nature of Flamboyancy With Liam Riley
Infamously gay and hilarious... Liam Riley is here. We grill him on everything gay that we haven't covered yet... where does the gay voice come from? Was 9/11 an inside job? Are all buttholes the same?
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 97
The Jewish Jordan Of Fellatio: Joanna Angel
Joanna Angel is a legend. A Jewish legend. We find out her grandma had beef with Anne Frank. Let's just say it was a silly very Jewish hour.
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 96
Kosha Dillz Filmed A Music Video In Auschwitz
Kosha Dillz is a Jewish rapper, actor, activist and absolute menace. He tells us what it's like filming a music video in Auschwitz, beefing with Kanye, rapping at a funeral, making music with a message and the politics of controversy oh and a lot of really inappropriate jokes sprinkled in. Indulge!
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 95
We Would Be Worse Than Trump with Che Durena
The hilarious Che Durena is back! Lots of giggles on this one as we break down the state of America and realize we'd be dictators if given the chance. Lots of outlandish opinions on this one. Tune in!
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 94
Getting Bullied Made Me A Better Chef with Jordan Andino
Celebrity chef, Jordan Andino, is here! You’ve seen him on your TV and now he’s sitting down with us as we laugh through some very absurd topics from who bullied him into becoming a great chef to one person you would never cook for.
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 93
Getting Paid to Eat Gross Food with the Vulgar Chef
The world's greatest food terrorist... Kyle Marcoux aka The Vulgar Chef takes us into his world of mixing caviar and Slim Jims... or how about Reese's Mac & Cheese... and he gets paid to do all of this?! Also we make him try the grossest Russian foods!
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 92
"My Dad Was Better Than Jordan" - Joshua Zeke Thomas
Our old friend, Joshua Zeke Thomas, stops by to say that his dad, Isaiah Thomas, was better than Michael Jordan. We also discuss being gay in sports, sexual assault on men, nightlife and partying.... and lots of inappropriate jokes in between.
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 91
Mathieu Bitton is Dave Chappelle's Photographer
Legendary photographer, Mathieu Bitton, comes by to hang and tell stories from his life of touring with Dave Chappelle, Lenny Kravitz and shooting almost every single important human on this planet. We discuss what it's like to be a working photographer, how to carry yourself, marketing, horror stories and more with tons of laughs along the way!
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 90
Los Angeles Is On Fire Emergency Episode
Kirill landed in LA as it was burning so we sat down to discuss WTF is going on.
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 89
How Fake Is Reality TV with Johnny Alexander
Val's co-star on Temptation Island, Johnny Alexander, comes by to spill all the dirt on making a reality TV show. If you've got a vagina, this episode is for you!
Jan 08, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 88
Why Slapping Should Be Legal
Estee is back and we spend the entire trying to justify why it's okay to slap somebody.
Jan 01, 2025•48 min•Ep. 87
The Gayest Episode Ever with Joey Camasta
Barstool legend Joey Camasta stops by to answer all of our gay questions... from being a celebrity makeup artist to jizzing on your own face to how many drinks it takes to turn a straight man gay... lots of giggles this episode.
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 86
Ian Fidance Is The 50 Cent Of Comedy
We're in NYC baby! Ian Fidance joins us as we make fun of Val's first tattoo, hooking up with trans-girls, moral dilemma of the CEO killer, pedos being re-introduced into the wild and way more!
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 85
Raising A Family As Pornstars with Sarah & Alex Illustrates
BRO we got our first sponsor so please go check out their website: BANG(dot)COM and use code "ALFBANG" to get a 2 day free trial. Take the edge of before any major decision and get your rocks off first and then you will have what we call post-🥜 clarity... now you can think with your brain. Sarah & Alex look like a normal married couple with kids and yet they make their money slinging smut while raising a completely normal family. How? Why? How much? And all the questions in between that we ...
Dec 11, 2024•54 min•Ep. 84
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